Today's Evil Beet Gossip

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Chrissy Teigen’s boobs are all over the internet. [The Superficial]

Did you SEE True Blood last night? [Lainey Gossip]

Beyonce on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar: smoking hot. [Bossip]

All-time favorite music videos – you might be surprised. [Starpulse]

Casey Anthony turns up in Ohio. [TMZ]

Vanessa Minnillo called Jessica Simpson an elephant. [The Blemish]

Preview the Book of Ladies’ Bottoms. [Huff Po]

What do Evan Rachel Wood and Counting Crows’ Adam Duritz have in common? [LA Times]

Laurence Fishburne cast in Man of Steel. [Pajiba]

Jake Gyllenhaal whips it out. [Socialite Life]

Kate Moss goes topless. [INFDaily]

13 Jersey Shore copycat shows. 13! [The Frisky]

More fall-down drunk episodes courtesy of Lindsay Lohan. [Cele|bitchy]

Love Liza

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Celeb fashion photographer Terry Richardson glammed up Liza Minnelli—the original Hot Mess, kiddies—for a new photo spread in Issue 6 of LOVE Magazine.

Miss Minnelli is 65 damn years old, but she’s still got the stems of Catherine Zeta-Jones, the clavicle of Lindsay Lohan, and the ferocity of Patti Smith. There’s aging gracefully, and then there’s aging LOUD. Do not go gentle!

P.S. I did not initially catch that, in the photo up top, Liza is gussied up as a weary-eyed Statue of Liberty! Genius.

Blind Item: Which Actress’ New Boyfriend Worships The Devil?

I’m getting more comfortable with this blind item business. I feel pretty confident that I got that last one right, and if I didn’t get this one here right, then at least I know it’s not for lack of trying. Are you ready? Ok, here it is:

This girl-next-door actress better hold on tight to her rosary beads because her new beau’s buddies are into sex rituals, witchcraft and devil worship! The star has been trying to kick her goody-two-shoes image for years, but she has no idea about this guy’s dark side.

Anne Hathaway, right? She’s one of the first people that comes to mind with the “girl-next-door” and “goody-two-shoes” descriptors, and she’s definitely been trying to shed that image. Plus I’m pretty confident that the rosary beads bit is a clue, and Anne is/was Catholic, and I know that because I spent a good half hour researching Catholic celebrities, and when I saw her name I remembered that time that she broke up with the Church after her brother came out. Also, her boyfriend could totally be into sex rituals and witchcraft, maybe that’s what happened to her nipples.

Any other guesses?