Rumor is that her new rehaboyfriend, snowboarder Riley Giles, was engaged prior to meeting Lindsay. And his ex-fiancee is pissed! And she’s talking!
â€œI loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up. She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didnâ€™t seem sincere at all. A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to â€˜take a break.â€™ I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay … Iâ€™ve stuck by Riley through the good and the bad. We lived together for three years and planned on being together forever. But when he finally confessed to me that he had sex with Lindsay in one of the stairwells at Cirque â€” that was it, we were done.â€
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Sex in a rehab stairwell!
Dude, that is one of those “have you ever”s that I wouldn’t be able to raise my hand for. Dammit! I thought I had that whole damn game cornered.
Anyway, Riley’s all like, â€œI broke up with Bree a week before I started dating Lindsay. We had dated for almost two years, but itâ€™s not like we were engaged or anything.â€
Whatever, Bree, don’t even worry about it. Lindsay’ll be tired of this guy in a few weeks. She’s back in LA now, kids!!!
“I have a real aversion to talking about my own personal politics just because I feel the influence sometimes, I see the influence of celebrity on our culture. And to think that my opinion is any more informed than anyone else’s or taken as thus is erroneous. I’m just like everybody else. I’m learning, reading, I’m trying to figure it out.”
Reese Witherspoon, the the Associated Press, on why she keeps her personal politics to herself.
Challenge to all Evil Beet readers: Use both the words “thus” and “erroneous” in a sentence today. Then you’ll be as cool as Reese Witherspoon.
Look, I couldn’t even get through two minutes of the preview for Mischa Barton’s new movie, Finding t.A.T.u., about “two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, [who] fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder.”
But if you’re a die-hard Mischa fan, or you just want to watch her making out with a chick, maybe you’ll get through the whole thing. If you do, let me know if something interesting happens in the last two minutes.
Honestly, Mischa, is this what you’ve been reduced to? Damn, girl, get a new agent. Or lay off the weed and start reading your own damn scripts. This looks awful.
Just when you thought anyone was immune from the nip-slip seeking eyes of the paparazzi, we get these shots of Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling at a reading at Hollywood’s Kodak Theater, where her dress slipped down and revealed her bra.
Rowling blushed and quickly recovered from the incident.
I want to tell you all that I did pause briefly before writing this article, and I thought to myself, “Is this what my life has come to? Am I actually going to exploit a photo of the bra of a respected author, when this incident was obviously a total accident and in no way a Lohan-style publicity play? Am I going to make sure to include terms like “nip slip” and “breast” in the photo titles, so as to maximize search traffic? Is this actually how I’m using my Master’s degree?”
The answer, my friends, is yes. Yes to all of it.
And I think I speak for all of us when I implore the paparazzi: Now where’s our Condoleezza Rice nip slip?