Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Reese Witherspoon Needs Jake Gyllenhaal to Wipe for Her


How else to explain the eleven minutes the two spent in a first-class bathroom on a flight from Frankfurt to LA?

Three hours into the flight, Reese reportedly got up from her seat and walked forward to the toilet. Two minutes later Jake got up and allegedly walked into the same bathroom. “I started timing them – they were together in there for 11-minutes,” the witness told Star.

Jake came out of the bathroom first, and Reese reportedly followed him three-minutes later. “When they each walked by, it seemed like everyone in their entourage took pains to look away.

Seriously, I’d be grossed out, too. It’s really hard to thoroughly wash your hands in those airplane bathrooms!

Drea De Matteo Pops Out a Kid


I had no idea she was even pregnant.

In fact, I’ve known basically nothing about her since Ad got killed off on The Sopranos (my apologies to those of you who are still making your way through the DVDs). I guess she was on Joey, but I think I speak for the entire nation when I say, “Who cares?”

She and her boyfriend, Shooter Jennings, just had a baby girl on Wednesday. Her name is Alabama Gypsy Rose.

Congrats to Drea and Shooter!

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The Spice Girls tour kicks off this weekend. [Cele|bitchy]

Britney Spears went to a bookstore … to get coffee. [DListed]

Even more proof that John Travolta’s gay. [Celebrity Smack]

Why are we still taking pictures of Kristin Cavallari? [Drunken Stepfather]

Lindsay Lohan is concerned that her little sister is growing up too fast. [INO]

Do you think it’s way weird that Chyler Leigh once kissed her brother on camera? For a job? [Mollygood]

Kristen Bell is finally starting to figure out how to get attention. [DH]

InTouch Proves Britney Is Pregnant! With Photos! Of a Cell Phone!

Britney Spears J.R. Rotem Phone Messages

Give me a break.

So earlier in the week, InTouch magazine ran some story saying J.R. Rotem claimed Britney Spears was pregnant with his baby. We didn’t run the story on here, because it was bullshit.

J.R. denied making those claims in a formal statement, and now InTouch is striking back, by putting images of their text message conversations with J.R. on their website. This proves everything!!! It’s like they pulled the pregnancy test from the urine themselves!!!

Here at Evil Beet, we’ve employed a similar technology to prove, once and for all, that Paris Hilton is a huge, herpes-infested turd.

Paris Hilton is a Turd with Herpes, She Said So Herself

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