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Tila Tequila Talks Back

Tila Tequila Says she really is bisexual

Tila is responding to the rumors that she’s not really bi on her blog.

ohhhh God dear lord have mercy! I BARELY just got back from a 15 hour flight from Australia and the minute I land there is a TON of media lies about me out! Today NEW YORK POST “PAGE SIX” wrote an article about me full of LIES! …

First of all, let me just say that whomever they are getting their “sources” from needs to be fired real fast! I find it absolutely absurd that they would even make such an ignorant statement such as ” She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all.”

That is such an absurd stereotype to place on all women and it just shows people how ignorant people can be! The thing that made me laugh the most and how you can tell the “source” was lying was because how they talk about me so called having a boyfriend and they said “He’s like….5 years older then her” Just look at the way they talk about it. Apparently these are made up rumors. People are really silly to have so much time on their hands to call up newspapers and make up lies. Second of all….how could I always be “late” when I could never leave on the first place??? We filmed at MY reality house so that means that I lived in the house with everyone else. I was never allowed to leave….ever…not even to meet up with friends for lunch! That’s the way it worked. The producers wanted the contestants and I to be really engaged in each other so they thought it would be best that I never leave or have contact with the outside world! HELLLOOO! Arriving late…pshhhh…my ass! Another funny thing was how they said I never even talk to contestants between takes. Can we say “HA HA HA?” because there were no “TAKES” seeing how it’s a reality show. They producers just keep filming us as we go live and then they take all the footage to edit the episodes….so there’s not any time for “RE-TAKES” you think all the girlfights and our crying was shot like more than once? I think not, and if that were the case then DAMN….where are our Academy Awards for our fabulous acting skills??? Pfffft!

You know what? People can say whatever they want about me. My whole life I have been judged so that’s nothing new to me so I don’t feel the need to justify my sexuality to anyone! One minute, back in the day when I was still modeling, people talked shit about me for being “lesbian” for shooting sexy pictures with other females and now I’m too “straight” come one….who’s really the confused one here? Definitely not me! HA!

Love
T

The Spice Girls’ Kids Are All Giving Each Other Chickenpox

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This is a nice precursor to 15 years from now, when they’re all giving each other herpes.

Geri Halliwell is being forced to leave her 18-month-old daughter Bluebell at home while she and the other Spice Girls prepare to kick off their world tour in Vancouver on Sunday.

“Bluebell caught chickenpox from [Victoria's Beckham's son] Cruz,” Halliwell (“Ginger” Spice), 35, revealed Friday morning on the British TV show GMTV. “She’s now completely pelted now so I left her at home. Normally they’re running around the set.”

Lindsay Lohan Is Single!!!

Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles Break Up

Ah, Lindsay and her summer loves.

They never quite make it through to Christmas, do they?

Lindsay and rehaboyfriend Riley Giles are calling it quits.

“They’re over – they’ve broken up,” a source says. “They split after Thanksgiving weekend.”

Lindsay is expected to start recording her new album in the next two weeks.

Tila Tequila May Not Actually Enjoy Eating Pussy

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Well knock me over with a feather.

It looks like this whole Tila-Tequila-is-bi thing may have been an awful, awful ruse.

Shocking!!!!!!! (Right.)

Says an inside source:

“Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all. [She has a boyfriend] who’s like five years older than her. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him. She arrives late and doesn’t talk to any of the contestants between takes. She complains she has too much going on.”

I’m soooooo disappointed, Tila.

GASP! Lindsay Lohan is SELLING Photo Ops!

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Who’d’ve guessed it???

You know, I thought I had the world’s coolest job, but I think I have to give that title to Lindsay Lohan. If I could get paid tons of money for being photographed while shopping, I’d quit this blogging thing in a heartbeat.

Lohan reportedly shopped around staged Thanksgiving dinner photos that included her mother Dina, sister Ali, her brothers and boyfriend Riley Giles to many of the celeb weeklies. Her asking price began in the six-figure range before dropping to $20,000.

“She thinks she’s a huge star. She thinks everyone is dying to read about her, but she’s lost her fan base. Her decisions are being driven by cash, not repairing her image,” said a source who was approached about buying the pics.

Although her photos didn’t earn her any money (and her rep denies the entire incident), word is that her Black Friday shopping trip did. Lohan was photographed shopping at an Armani Exchange and Intermix store in Manhattan on Nov. 23, and a source close to the rehabbed starlet says the trip wasn’t just pre-arranged to give the paparazzi a heads up, she was paid for the visit, too. “Seems like everything Lindsay does is to make money,” said the disillusioned source.

You know what, “disillusioned source”??? If you could get paid for simply being photographed doing everything you do all day, you’d be game for it. Props to Lindsay for staying out of the clubs.