Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kyra Sedgwick! What Have They Done to You?!

Kyra Sedgwick in a promo still for 'The Closer'

Image via The Closer on Facebook

You guys watch TV, right? Okay: Are TNT and USA in some kind of Sisyphean competition to see which network can have the freakiest Magritte-style promos? (I mean, really.)

And what is with this photo of Kyra Sedgwick? Can you even call it a photo?

Here she is, airbrushed within the last spindly inch of her life, in a promotional still for The Closer. Poor saintly Kyra has been snipped, cropped, and dropshadowed, but worst of all—and, granted, you might have to adjust your monitor a little to see this—what has the artist done to Kyra’s dress? Specifically, in the bosom area: it’s as if someone painted two errant jockstraps where boobs would go.

Seriously. Look again. THIS IS A BREACH OF HUMAN ANATOMY.

The Closer is in its seventh, and final, season.

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Alec Baldwin and Jesse Eisenberg‘s new movie. Together. [Caught on Set]

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Britney Spears Niece Has Been Infected by the Fame Bug

Remember little Maddie Spears? The baby who allowed Jamie Lynn Spears to put a stop to her fledgling career? Well she’s stepping out herself, into the spotlight, and into people’s hearts nationwide. I guess. Some people are saying “Mah god, will these Spears women never learn their lessons?” and others are saying “Aww, how cute.”

And those cheers in the background after little Maddie sings her ditty? The loudest one is definitely that of Lynn Spears. You can practically hear the dollar signs in her eyes.