Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Did I Miss Something?

This showed up in my inbox this morning from a well-known PR agency:

Following find Tyra Banks’ statement today regarding recent reports of her speaking about Britney Spears in a negative manner:

“Britney is a friend and we correspond with each other. These alleged statements are completely false.”

What the hell did Tyra supposedly say about Britney? How did I miss this?

And they correspond??? What the hell do Tyra and Britney have to say to each other? “Just a little note 2 say that u r not fat. xoxoxooxoxo.”

OMG.

Too funny.

Is Uma Thurman Preggers Again?

Uma Thurman Pregnant? Possible Baby Bump Pictures, Photos

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Rumors started swirling after the normally fit Uma showed up at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert sporting a little something extra in the middle.

Has she just stopped hitting the gym daily?

Or is the 37-year-old mom pregnant again? She’s been seeing boyfriend Arki Busson for a few months now. In Hollywoodland, that’s long enough to have a kid together!

Look, I’m just passing on a rumor, kids. I’m not even going to say she looks fat; she doesn’t. She looks great. This could just be a normal, tiny weight gain. Or it could be a baby!!!

I’m Sorry, But Jenna Fischer Looks Like Crap Here

Jenna Fischer on Red Carpet for Walk Hard Premiere

I thought long and hard before writing this article, because the Film.com office is staffed almost entirely by fervent Jenna Fischer admirers, and I like my job a lot, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

And in this case, it’s calling Jenna Fischer out for looking like crap on the red carpet.

I like you, Jenna. I do. But, woman to woman, this look does not work. And you’re single now, so you have to be looking good!!!

(I know, I know. I bought my one-way ticket to feminist hell long ago. I’ve made my peace with it.)

I mean, forget about the Girl Next Door; Jenna looks like the Housewife Next Door. And not MILF-style, either. That dress was a horrible choice for her complexion — and speaking of complexion, have you ever heard of a tanning salon, Jenna? They’re open even in winter. And if you’re going to wear that awful drape of a dress, you cannot wear dark red nail polish.

And I’m trying to figure out in what decade that hair would have been appropriate, and the answer is never. The decade of never, Jenna.

Plus she looks absolutely miserable to be there.

Please don’t fire me. :)

Jenna Fischer on Red Carpet for Walk Hard Premiere Jenna Fischer on Red Carpet for Walk Hard Premiere

So That’s What He Looks Like!

Sacha Baron Cohen No Costume Out of Character at Sweeney Todd Press Conference

Sacha Baron Cohen makes a rare out-of-character appearance at the press conference for Sweeney Todd.

He’s a cutie!!!

I know he’s not gorgeous in the traditional Brad Pitt sense, but there’s something absolutely adorable about him. Then again, I’m a total sucker for tall, geeky Jewish guys. What can I say? Isla Fisher is a very lucky girl.

Sacha Baron Cohen No Costume Out of Character at Sweeney Todd Press Conference Sacha Baron Cohen No Costume Out of Character at Sweeney Todd Press Conference