Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Hey, How Do We Like Snooki’s New Tattoo?

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What, you didn’t know that trashy-chic is the hot fashion statement for Fall 2011? Because damn, if it is, Snooki here’s got this business on lockdown.

What the hell is that, anyway? A crown? Over a heart? With feet? Is it the Shore version of the Irish Claddagh ring? You guys actually think this is going to be something she’s going to be happy with having when she’s fifty-some years old? Oh. Right. Yeah, you’re probably right. No, I can’t see Snooki ever outgrowing her obnoxious, loud-ass tendencies and her tanning and hair poofs, either. My bad.

Is it tolerable, or am I just gagging over nothing?

Morning Wood

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Amy Winehouse‘s dad blames who for her death? [TMZ]

Kat Von D goes BALD! [The Superficial]

Moments on Degrassi that you’ve never seen. [Bossip]

The top 10 Miss Universe bikini photos. [Starpulse]

Did Rachel Weisz get some “work” done? [Lainey Gossip]

Pippa Middleton gives Prince Harry a piece of her, um, mind. [Socialite Life]

I’m not sure why people are still so excited about Lindsay Lohan. [Yeeeah]

Pearl Jam does a documentary. [LA Times]

So that’s where your face came from. [theBERRY]

The eight best actors-turned-musicians. [Pajiba]

Michelle Williams does Marilyn Monroe on the cover of Vogue and somewhere, Lindsay Lohan bursts into flame. [Amy Grindhouse]

Did Madonna lay off the Botox for a minute in this photo? [Cele|bitchy]

Evan Rachel Wood says she’s a “nerdy hillbilly.” [The Frisky]

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!

We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!

The winner on last week’s Alexander Skarsgard photo: James
“Grandpa, I get that he’s your son and my dad and all. Believe me, I totally get it, but you’re also forgetting he’s a total loon! Now get me the f*ck out of here.”

First runner-up: spect8r
“Look, the last ‘friend’ you brought home had head lice … Not gonna happen again!”

Second runner-up: mdmike
“Hey Nigel, look at this trick. Do you think you can put a word in with Simon to get us on Amreica’s Got Talent??”

Congrats to James! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!