Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Your Daily Britney


So we’re not really covering all that shit about Britney possibly being pregnant around here, because it makes my head hurt to think about it, and all I can really do is just pray that it’s not true, especially because she’s still smoking up a storm.

Britney used a damn kitchen lighter to spark up her Parliament in her car last night.

Please, please don’t let her be pregnant. Although, if Britney has another kid right now, a little in-utero smoke exposure is probably going to be the least of that kid’s issues.