Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Thank God: Someone Other Than Britney Spears Is In Charge of Britney Spears’ Life

Britney’s parents appeared in court today, and were granted a “temporary conservatorship.”

This is assigned after a person is deemed unable to care for themselves.

A restraining order was placed against Britney’s constant confidant Sam Lufti, and permission was granted to change the locks at Spears’ residence and remove anyone who may be staying there currently.

Hooray!

Now we’re making some progress, people!

Everyone’s In Rehab!

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Eva Mendes has reportedly been at the Cirque Lodge in Utah for several weeks now. This is the same place that played host to Lindsay Lohan for a matter of months during her last rehab visit.

Says her rep:

“Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”

Get better, Eva!!!

Quotables

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“Please respect our need to grieve privately. My heart is broken. I am the mother of the most tender-hearted, high-spirited, beautiful little girl who is the spitting image of her father. All that I can cling to is his presence inside her that reveals itself every day. His family and I watch Matilda as she whispers to trees, hugs animals, and takes steps two at a time, and we know that he is with us still. She will be brought up in the best memories of him.”

Michelle Williams speaks out for the first time about the death of her former fiance and the father of her child, Heath Ledger.