I thought long and hard before writing this article, because the Film.com office is staffed almost entirely by fervent Jenna Fischer admirers, and I like my job a lot, but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
And in this case, it’s calling Jenna Fischer out for looking like crap on the red carpet.
I like you, Jenna. I do. But, woman to woman, this look does not work. And you’re single now, so you have to be looking good!!!
(I know, I know. I bought my one-way ticket to feminist hell long ago. I’ve made my peace with it.)
I mean, forget about the Girl Next Door; Jenna looks like the Housewife Next Door. And not MILF-style, either. That dress was a horrible choice for her complexion — and speaking of complexion, have you ever heard of a tanning salon, Jenna? They’re open even in winter. And if you’re going to wear that awful drape of a dress, you cannot wear dark red nail polish.
And I’m trying to figure out in what decade that hair would have been appropriate, and the answer is never. The decade of never, Jenna.
Sacha Baron Cohen makes a rare out-of-character appearance at the press conference for Sweeney Todd.
He’s a cutie!!!
I know he’s not gorgeous in the traditional Brad Pitt sense, but there’s something absolutely adorable about him. Then again, I’m a total sucker for tall, geeky Jewish guys. What can I say? Isla Fisher is a very lucky girl.