Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Holy Fucking Shit They’re Putting Wesley Snipes in Jail for THREE YEARS!

Craaaaaaaaziness. Wesley Snipes was sentenced to THREE YEARS in a federal prison on Thursday for three misdemeanor counts of failing to file tax returns. "Snipes' long prison sentence should send a loud and crystal clear message to all tax defiers that if they engage in similar tax defier conduct, they face joining him," said Assistant Attorney General Nathan J. Hochman of the Justice Department's Tax Division. Wow. They just totally made an example of him. It's like Martha Stewart all ov...

If You Absolutely Must Listen to Paris Hilton’s Interview on the Ryan Seacrest Show This Morning …

... it's here. I'll be honest; I only got about a minute and a half in. But that was as long as it took for Ryan to be like "I see you as eternally twenty-two" and Paris to respond "Me, too." Apparently she talks about Benji later in the interview, claiming that she just likes to stay in at night with him, and cook "lasagna and really good sandwiches and things like that." Ah, yes. I like to cook sandwiches too, Paris. ...

Jennifer Aniston’s Latest Romance Over Before You Even Heard About It

Um, so I guess Jennifer Aniston had been dating a key grip she met while filming Traveling in Canada. But they're broken up now. What's a key grip, you ask? The simple answer is: A key grip is not Brad Pitt. Anyway, E! got a hold of the poor guy, Brian Bouma, at his home in Vancouver, where he confirmed that, yes, he had been dating Jennifer Aniston, and "We are not seeing each other anymore." Inside sources say Brian had been quietly flying down to Miami to visit Jen on the set of her new film, Marley & Me. When E! asked Brian to confi...

Nicole Kidman’s Rep Remembers That Nicole Kidman Has a Son

Early this morning, Nicole Kidman's rep received a phone call from her boss. Boss: Um, so, have you seen that story about how Tom Cruise's adopted son is going to have a role in that Will Smith movie? Nicole Kidman's Rep: Yeah, I came across it yesterday. Why? Boss: Well, I know it was a long time ago, but wasn't Nicole, like, tangentially involved in that adoption proess? Isn't she like, technically, his mom? NK's Rep: Fuck. So then Nicole Kidman's rep quickly issued a state...

Welcome Back to Britain, Snoop!

A judge in Britain has overturned a ban on Snoop Dogg entering the country, after surveillance footage proved his so-called brawl at Heathrow wasn't as nasty as first reported. While his lyrics suggest life in the Dogg Pound is a no-holds-barred sort of experience, Snoop was a model of cooperation with the Metropolitan Police. A DVD film of the incident revealed that at one point Snoop, who was eventually given a caution, had been innocently entertaining young children. He was twice s...