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15Father/Son Bonding

Ryan O’Neal and his 24-year-old son, Redmond (who is, tragically, a red-head), were both busted for meth possession early this morning.

Authorities said they were doing a probation search at the family’s Malibu home when they found Redmond O’Neal in possession of methamphetamine and a vial of the drug was allegedly found in Ryan’s bedroom.

I bet Redmond was the type of dude who would brag to his friends, like, “Yeah, I know it seems pathetic that I still live at home, but you know what, assholes? Dad buys all my meth. Yeah. That’s right. You’re jealous now, aren’t you, punkass?”

They’re both being held on $10K bail.

September 17, 2008 at 12:08 pm by Evil Beet

15I Love Anne Hathaway More Each Day

From the New York Daily News:

Anne Hathaway kept nipping out for secret cigarettes at the Hollywood Life House at the Toronto Film Festival. A spy says, “Her people don’t want anyone to know she smokes.”

Now, I’m by no means encouraging anyone to smoke (and I am STILL smoke-free, bitches!!!), but I have to admit I’d always kind of viewed Anne as this prissy little princess type, and the more I learn about her, the more I realize that she is definitely flawed and therefore way, way cooler in my eyes.

September 17, 2008 at 12:02 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Anne Hathaway

49Taylor Momsen’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

At the New Yorkers For Children Fall Gala.

We definitely need to discuss the outfit, but, more than that, I wanna hear your thoughts on the new haircut Taylor’s rocking these days. Is this her new “high-end model” look?

September 16, 2008 at 11:17 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Taylor Momsen

13Show Us Your Hand!

Stupid Shia LaBeouf has his left hand in his damn pocket in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO from the Eagle Eye LA premiere. You can see a little hint of the cast here, but, for the most part, he’s just being a total cocktease about it. Whip it out, Shia!

Also there: Megan Fox, looking totally edible, Michelle Monaghan, looking totally pregnant, and Rosario Dawson, looking like she’s had some work done, but I can’t pinpoint what.

September 16, 2008 at 11:03 pm by Evil Beet

34Bring on the Rape!!!

Dakota Fanning is all smiles at the New York premiere of her child-rape Oscar bait, Hounddog.

Thank Jesus this girl is finally beginning to look older than 10. It was getting creepy for a little while there.

Also there: Kirsten Dunst, wearing an outfit she found in a dumpster on the walk there.

September 16, 2008 at 10:53 pm by Evil Beet

9Paris Hilton Says She’s Really Found Her New BFF

Heh, right.

Paris Hilton claims that the winner of My New BFF is actually her new best friend.

“The person who won is now my best friend. We hang out. Yeah, we’re really friends,” she told reporters. “We’ve been having barbecues and hanging out at the house. The winner and I have been pretty low-key so far, because it is top secret right now.”

Whatever. I’m just jealous because I totally forgot to apply to be on this show. I really think I could have won.

September 16, 2008 at 10:47 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Paris Hilton