Today's Evil Beet Gossip

CatHouse Opened Just Fine Without Mischa Barton

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz at CatHouse in Las Vegas Opening, Pictures, Photos

So Mischa pulled out of her hosting gig at CatHouse last night at the last minute — because of, ya know, that whole DUI thing — but they went ahead and opened anyway.

And who the hell needs Mischa Barton when you have Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz???

Model Jamie King at Opening of CatHouse in Las Vegas, Pictures, Photos

Also there: Jamie King, who got hitched to director Kyle Newman in November, and who’d sure as hell better be pregnant if she doesn’t want me to talk shit about that weight gain.

Britney’s New Love Interest

Britney Spears and Paparazzo Adnan Ghalib, Pictures, Photos

Meet Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo who’s reportedly banging Britney Spears. Adnan was spotted hiding in the back of Britney’s Mercedes early yesterday morning, making this the third time he’s been spotted with her in a non-professional manner.

I guess, when you think about it, it’s almost weird that more celebs don’t end up dating paparazzi. I mean, they practically spend more time with them than anyone else. It’s a convenient relationship.

What Was Left of Mischa Barton’s Career Appears to Be Over

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This DUI may be the nail in the coffin of Mischa’s career.

Her management team pulled her from hosting Saturday night’s opening of Cathouse in Las Vegas. “Mischa can’t give interviews on the red carpet or deal with the press right now,” said a Vegas source, “so they told her she can’t do the event.”

The club was searching for celebrities available at the last minute but was still looking last night.

Ha ha. I hear Tara Reid’s schedule is pretty open these days. And sometimes she even manages to stay conscious through an entire event. Sometimes.

Whatever, though, all this hulabaloo over Mischa hosting their opening is probably way more press than they would have gotten from having her B-list ass there scandal-free. I doubt they’re all that torn up about this.

How long until Keds drop-kicks her ass to the curb?

BumpWatch: Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba AMAZING PICTURE of the baby bump!!!

Another gym shot. But damn this is a good shot of the bump.

You know, the crotch shot galleries and the nip slip galleries drive a good deal of traffic around here, and it’s so funny to me to watch the traffic patterns and see people flipping through those pics again and again and again. Like, “What is so infinitely interesting about Britney Spears’ vagina?” But then I see this amazing pic of Jessica Alba’s baby bump and I pretty much get all wet, and I’m like, “Oh, this is how most people are about porn.” Jessica Alba’s baby bump is like my porn.

My existence is totally pathetic.

But, seriously, how great is this shot of the baby bump? Sooooooo great. I truly think I could get off to this pic. Show us more bump, Jess!!!

So, so pathetic.