Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Yeah, I’m Just Gonna Go Ahead and Run All the Pics from the CW’s Upfronts

Why? Because there is nothing else going on. And because everyone at this event is way hot, and basically my entire hope for the future. And because Leighton Meester has her hand in that stupid purse in like every shot, and it just baffles the mind. All the pics are inside. We've got Gossip Girl folks (Blake!!!!), we've got ANTM folks (Jaslene!!!!) and we've got 90210v2.0 folks (???!!! ... um ... Lori Loughlin?). Read More...

Michael Moore Begins Work on Fahrenheit 9/11 Follow-Up

Filmmaker Michael Moore, the mountain of a man behind the provocative 2004 documentary, has begun work on a follow-up film, due to be released in the spring of 2009. Moore made an intentional decision to release the film after the U.S. presidential election, as he claims that he doesn't want it to be seen as a politically motivated film. Good luck with that, dude. The film intends "to examine how America's role in the world has changed over the last eight years," says the COO of Overture Films, the document...

The Degree of My Attraction to 14-Year-Old Taylor Momsen Is Incredibly Disturbing

Seriously there's something very wrong with me. I'm obsessed with this girl. She's 14. Man, it is such a good thing I'm not a dude. I'd totally be one of those weirdos who cruises by the local high schools and offers the freshman girls a ride home. No, ha ha, that's absurd. I wouldn't be doing that. Because I'd totally be in jail already. At the CW upfronts. ...

Um, Did Anyone Else Notice That Lindsay Lohan’s Line of Leggings Have, Uh, Kneepads?

I mean, I know it's difficult to find ways to make your black leggings stand out in a crowd of wannabes, but, really, Lindsay? Kneepads? Other features considered for the line of Lohan Leggings: - Crotchless variant - Built-in lube injector - Hidden "Valtrex" pocket - Vibrating pantyline Any other suggestions for how Lindsay could better differentiate her line of leggings?...