Today's Evil Beet Gossip



“I’d go to work and women would be crying in my arms on the talk show. But then I’d go home and put my key in my door and … nothing: no friends, no husband, no children. I feel so full when I’m at work but so empty when I come home.”

Tyra Banks, in the new issue of Essence.

Katie Holmes Is Making Me Nauseous


“Having Suri and Tom [on set] was wonderful,” she said at the premiere of her new film, Mad Money. “You think you love to do something and then you have the people you love there. It makes it a billion times better and you didn’t realize you were missing that before. It’s like ‘Oh my God, life can be this good.’”

Ugh. She has to be crazy, right? Or brainwashed? What the hell were Suri and Tom doing on set with her every day? Isn’t that a little insane? I mean, okay, I guess I see the point in having the whole family together, but, like, plenty of people go to work every day without their husbands and young children, and the family turns out just fine. Does Tom do anything these days except follow Katie around like a puppy dog? Isn’t it important in a marriage to have independent lives? If I were Katie, I’d be secretly like, “I am so sick of this aging troll clinging to me.”

When asked about Nicole Kidman’s pregnancy, she said, “I’m so happy for her. It’s wonderful.”

Happy Porn Awards, Kids!!

Tera Patrick at AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, Pictures, Photos

Tera Patrick cuts a ribbon of some sort at the opening ceremonies of the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

You know, while I was in Vegas these past couple of days, they were having the Consumer Electronics Show, and the clubs and bars were packed with the nerdiest group of guys I’ve ever seen in Vegas. (Except for all the guys from Real Networks — ya’ll are hotties!) It became kind of an anthem with me and my girlfriends — some group of drunk-ass guys wearing everything short of a pocket protector would come up to us on the dance floor and try to dance with us. We’d just look at each other and be like, “CES, BABY!!!” then laugh and walk away. Or leave the club entirely, if that became necessary.


They’re following the CES show with the porn convention.

Coincidence? I think not.

There’s a large contingent of folks who will be in Vegas for two full weeks out of this month.

Hey, You Guys, You Should Totally Nominate Me for the 2008 Bloggies!

You know what would make up for the fact that I’ll probably never win an Oscar?


I would love you guys forever — okay, I’ll love you guys forever anyway, but still — if you would nominate Evil Beet for Best Gossip Blog for the 2008 bloggies.

Go here to nominate me:

It would mean A LOT to me!!!


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Michelle Rodriguez Is Out of Jail


Stay off the roads!!!

Michelle Rodriguez has been released from jail, after serving just 17 days of her 180-day sentence for violating probation in her DUI case.

When she was first sentenced, Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell forbid an early release for Rodriguez. However, the sheriff could have had no choice but to override that order due to jail overcrowding and let her out for good behavior, legal experts say.

You know, this is almost exactly how shit played out with Paris Hilton, and, at the time, there was, like, national outrage at the fact that she was released early. This will hardly be a blip on the radar. Man, this country sure does hate Paris Hilton.