Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Your Daily Britney

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So we’re not really covering all that shit about Britney possibly being pregnant around here, because it makes my head hurt to think about it, and all I can really do is just pray that it’s not true, especially because she’s still smoking up a storm.

Britney used a damn kitchen lighter to spark up her Parliament in her car last night.

Please, please don’t let her be pregnant. Although, if Britney has another kid right now, a little in-utero smoke exposure is probably going to be the least of that kid’s issues.