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31Must We Do This Now?

The Sun is reporting that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are set to release a statement that they’re splitting up.

A statement confirming their marriage is over has been prepared and is set to be released imminently.

The couple are going public with their split because they “can’t bear to live with the pretence any longer”.

They have had a string of shouting matches about the amount of time each devotes to their careers, and over Madonna’s desire to adopt another child.

These arguments smashed through their attempts at reconciliation “like a sledgehammer”.

A highly-placed source told The Sun: “It’s very sad. They were a great couple and brilliant parents. They just couldn’t live together any more.”

Now, these rumors come around every six months or so, but, I have to admit, if you’re going to do a high-profile divorce, now’s probably the time. The world economy’s collapsing and the U.S. Presidential election’s in less than a month. At this moment, the universe cares less about the health of Madonna’s marriage than ever before. If you’re gonna jump ship, Madge, now’s your chance.

October 14, 2008 at 9:49 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Guy Ritchie, Madonna

27Borat Baby!

Isla Fisher pimps out her daughter, Olive, as the twosome leave the Beverly Hills Park on Tuesday.

October 14, 2008 at 9:43 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Isla Fisher, Olive Cohen

35Beyonce Knowles’ Look: Love It or Leave It?

Outside TRL on Tuesday.

October 14, 2008 at 9:39 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Beyonce Knowles

20Janet’s Coming Back (Supposedly)

After canceling nine shows as the result of vertigo (???), Janet Jackson will supposedly be back in action on Wednesday night in DC.

“After a thorough medical evaluation, it has been confirmed that Janet’s symptoms are being caused by a rare form of migraine called vestibular migraine or migraine-associated vertigo for which she is currently receiving treatment,” read a statement released by Jackson’s camp.

“Janet wanted very much to resume her tour so as not to disappoint her fans, but she continued to suffer from vertigo and could not perform,” her manager, Kenneth Crear, said. “She’s a world-class entertainer and needs to be at the top of her game to give her fans the show they expect. She’s feeling much better and is ready to hit the road again to finish the tour.”

This all sounds very strange to me.

Does anyone know anything about migraine-associated vertigo?

Or is it special Hollywood code for “drugs”?

October 14, 2008 at 9:21 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Janet Jackson

10DJ AM: Back on the Scene!!!!

AM is scheduled to be at the turntables on Wednesday night as Jay-Z performs at the Hollywood Palladium.

Welcome back, baby!!!

October 14, 2008 at 2:21 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: DJ AM

38Yes Of Course We Have the Script for the Sarah Palin Porn

Click here to read the BRILLIANT script of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?

It’s actually very, very funny. And also involves Hillary Clinton performing cunnilingus.

You’re welcome.

Thanks Lauren!

October 14, 2008 at 12:19 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Sarah Palin