Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.
How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldnâ€™t you use a little rent money right about now? Seriouslyâ€”get in touch with us. Weâ€™re ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.
On the slowest news day ever, I think it’s time we break out the Jonas Brothers.
You may not know about them. You may not care about them. But they’re the Biggest Thing Ever among the tweener set, which means in a few years they’ll be hitting up the night clubs and impregnating Tallulah Willis (yay!), so it’s time we start familiarizing you guys with them.
Here they are performing on The Early Show this week. The first clip is the song “S.O.S.” and the second clip (after the jump) is “Look Me in the Eyes.”
Since it’s the slowest news day ever, here’s Ice-T’s wife, CoCo, shaking her ass at her birthday party in NYC.
We only bring out CoCo in case of emergencies.
I don’t understand this relationship. CoCo seems like the kind of girl you bang and then kick out the door. But she’s been married to Ice-T for nearly four years. In Hollywood, you have to admit that’s pretty impressive.