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23Sienna Miller Puts Another Relationship to Bed

Well it’s coming from The Daily Mail so take it with a grain of salt.  But apparently Sienna Miller has moved back to London to get some space from her married, live-in boyfriend Balthazar Getty.  He has made no motion to file for divorce from his wife of 8 years and Sienna doesn’t like that.  He cheated on his wife with Miller and now she’s upset that he won’t commit.  I love irony.  I, too, hated when my old boyfriend’s wife got in the way.  Selfish bitch.

But wait, there’s more.  Getty is a recovering alcoholic and drug addict and Sienna is rumored to be…you know, the same minus the “recovering”. 

If you could create an instruction manual on how to craft a doomed for failure relationship, wouldn’t these two be in every diagram?

November 2, 2008 at 12:46 pm by Wendie

8Top Def Jam Exec Meets Tragic End

Shakir Stewart (pictured above left in September), successor of Jay-Z  at Def Jam Records, is dead of an apparent self-inflicted gun wound.  In June he was promoted from Senior VP of A&R to Executive VP.

Thoughts and prayers go out to his family.

November 2, 2008 at 11:43 am by Wendie
Filed Under: Shakir Stewart

17Couple Confirmation

My restless nights can end.  Criss Angel and Holly Madison are a confirmed couple.  On the opening night of his show Criss Angel Believe by Cirque Du Soleil , Criss told People Magazine “This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with.”

I’m glad he’s happy in his personal life since word is that his show is unBelievably bad.

Below are other Z-listers that went to the opening night in Las Vegas

November 2, 2008 at 11:16 am by Wendie

9Lindsay Lohan Calls the Shots

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to allow her deposition for Samantha Ronson’s malpractice and negligence lawsuit against her former lawyer (related to this) to be videotaped as long as her conditions are met:

Lohan’s lawyer asks that the video be used only in the current suit and never for future litigation, minus a judge’s order; that only the parties to the suit, their attorneys and expert witnesses can view the tape; that no one be present for the deposition other than the plaintiff and defendant, the lawyers, a cameraperson and a court reporter; that Lohan’s lawyers keep the original copy and others are only available to the other side’s attorneys; that no more than four transcripts are produced; and, that when the case is over, all copies be returned to Lohan’s camp and all transcripts destroyed.

Do average, everyday people get to submit their list of demands like this?  I know, I know.  She’s famous and I am sure the video would be leaked to the media…just makes me wonder what she has to say that could, in the words of Lindsay’s lawyer, cause such “unwarranted annoyance, embarrassment, oppression, undue burden, and expense.”

November 2, 2008 at 10:15 am by Wendie

8Simon Cowell on the Market Again

Simon Cowell and his long-time girlfriend Terri Seymour have called it quits. Or more appropriately, she dumped him. Simon’s rep, Max Clifford, confirmed to People:

Terri phoned Simon and finished it in September, about six weeks ago.  They are going to remain close friends. Simon thinks the world of Terri and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.  In the past Terri has said that she wants kids but that just isn’t Simon. 

He’s always said he never wanted kids.  Why do women always think they can change a guy’s mind?  And just once, it would be so great for a spokesperson to say “Yes, they’ve broken up.  No, they won’t be friends.  She’s pissed at him for wasting six years of her life.”

November 2, 2008 at 7:17 am by Wendie

59Sarah Palin Takes Prank Call

Ha ha!  Here is the audio and transcript.  God I love the internet.

 

 

SP Assist: This is Lexi.
MA: Hello, Lexi. This is Frank l’ouvrier (Frank the worker], I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.

SP Assist: One second please, can you hold on one second please?
MA: No problem.

SP Assist: Hi, I’m going to hand the phone over to her.
MA: Okay thank you very much I’m going to put the president on the line.
SP Assist: Ok he’s coming to the line.

SP: This is Sarah.
MA: Okay, Governor Palin?

SP: Hellloooo…(long drawn out, like Well, hellooooo)
MA: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
SP [To someone in the room]: Oh, it’s not him yet, I always do that. I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s them.

FNS: Yes, hello, Governor Palin? Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
SP: Hello this is Sarah., how are you?

FNS: Fine, and you, this is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
SP: Oh…so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

FNS: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
SP: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.

FNS: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American Advisor Johnny Hallyday, you know?
SP: Yes! Good!

FNS: Excellent! Are you confident?
SP: Very confident and we’re thankful that the polls are showing that the race is tightening and–

FNS: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now my dear?
SP: Ah, I feel so good. I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon, you get your second wind and you plow to the finish—

FNS: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
SP: Yes, yeah, Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity.

FNS: You know, I see you as a president, one day, you too.
SP: [Muahaaa...weird laugh], maybe in 8 years. Haha

FNS: Well, ah, I hope for you. You know we have a lot in common because personally one of my favorite activities is to hunt too.
SP: [Giggle]o h very good, we should go hunting together.

FNS: Exactly! We could go try hunting by helicopter, like you did, I never did that.
SP: [Giggle]

FNS: Like we say in France, “on pourrait tuer des bébés phoques aussi” [Translation: We could also kill some baby seals.]
SP: [Giggle] Well I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done, we can kill two birds with one stone that way.

FNS: I just love killing those animals. Mm, mm. Take away a life, that is so fun!
SP: [Hahahaha]

FNS: I’d really love to go as long as we don’t bring your Vice president Cheney, hahaha.
SP: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

FNS: You know we have a lot in common also except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
SP: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

FNS: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Stef Carse [Stephen Harper is the PM].
SP: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you the opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder-

FNS: I, I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois [a famous Quebec radio host], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
SP: Uh, haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor; we have a great cooperative effort there as we work on all of our resource development projects. You know I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness, you’ve added a lot of energy to your country, even, with that beautiful family of yours.

FNS: Thank you very much. You know my wife, Carla, would love to meet you. You know even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. [Hahahaha]
SP: [Hahahha] Well give her a big hug from me.

FNS: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
SP: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that.

FNS: Yes, in French, it’s called Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne [Translate: Lipstick on a smutty girl (note: I've seen other sites that say this translates to lipstick on a sow)] or if you prefer in English Joe the Plumber, [sings] It’s his life, Joe the Plumber…”
SP: Maybe she understands  some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism like

FNS: I just want to be sure, I don’t’ quite understand the phenomenon “Joe the Plumber,” that’s not your husband, right?
SP: Mmhmm, that’s into my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.

FNS: Yes, yes, I understand, we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called, “Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit, oui.”
SP: Right. That’s what it’s all about, is the middle class, and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

FNS: I  seen a bit about NBC even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry, about as much as usual.
SP: Yeah that’s what we’re up against.

FNS: I must say, Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life, you know, Hustler’s “Nailin Palin.”
SP:  Oh, good, thank you. Yes.

FNS: That was really edgy.
SP: [Laughs] Well good.

FNS: I really love you. And I must say something, so, Governor, you’ve been pranked.
By the Master Avengers. We’re two comedians from Montreal
SP: Oohhh have we been pranked? And what radio station is this? [tries to force herself to sound nice but you can tell she’s pissed]

FNS: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
SP: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters
[SP leaves phone, continuous griping in background, sounds like, "For chrissakes...that was ??? Just a radio station prank...chrissakes..."]

MA: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
[Man’s voice in background: hang up, hang up.]
SP Assist: Hi, I’m sorry, I have to let you go. Um, thank you.

November 2, 2008 at 6:38 am by Wendie
Filed Under: Uncategorized