So Bill Murray totally got ass-raped in his divorce from his wife, Jennifer Butler Murray.
I’ll pause here while you all hurry to the comment section to remind me that rape jokes are not funny. See, I think a rape joke delivered by, say, Mike Tyson, is not funny. Well, perhaps funny in the awkward silence that would inevitably follow, while you’re all looking at each other like, “Did Mike Tyson just make a rape joke? If we laugh, does that make us horrible people? If we don’t laugh, will he rape us?” But I think a rape joke delivered properly by me can, in fact, be funny, and furthermore works toward a longer-term goal of making rape a less taboo subject and therefore encouraging women to speak openly and honestly about it to their friends, their family, and the police. But I digress.
Once you’re done, you can come back here and read about how his wife walked away with primary custody of all four of their children and two of their houses. Plus Bill gets to pay his wife a lump sum of $7M, as per their pre-nup.
This is nothing compared to what Madonna will soon be shelling out to Guy Ritchie.
June 26, 2008 at 2:30 pm by Evil Beet
You don’t see much of these two in public these days, but Justin Timberlake took girlfriend Jessica Biel and her doggy, Tina, for a walk in LA.
What’s with Jessica’s hair?
June 26, 2008 at 12:30 pm by Evil Beet
Check out this fun footage of Tim McGraw personally roughing up a front-row fan who was attacking a young woman during his rendition of “Indian Outlaw.” He grabs the man — wife-beater and all — pulls him up on stage and then kicks his drunk, loser ass out of the show.
June 26, 2008 at 8:34 am by Evil Beet
Madonna is currently working with Paul McCartney’s divorce attorney on preparing her divorce from Guy Ritchie.
Sources continue to confirm that the two did NOT have a pre-nup, so currently Guy stands to take 50% of Madonna’s net worth — which is, by modest estimates, A WHOLE FREAKIN’ LOT.
Tellingly, there’s been no denial from Madonna’s camp about these reports.
June 26, 2008 at 8:27 am by Evil Beet
Lindsay Lohan’s new album will hit stores November 4. It’s called Spirit in the Dark, and the debut single, “Playground,” will be released to radio in September. Apparently that “Bossy” track was just “leaked” to generate buzz.
Dude, is it wrong that I’m really excited about this?
Hell, if it’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right! I swear if Lindsay actually tours to promote this album (unlikely) I’m buying freakin’ tickets and I’m going.
June 26, 2008 at 8:22 am by Evil Beet
Naomi Campbell has been uninvited from appearing on stage at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday party — by Nelson Mandela himself!
The former South African leader is alleged to have made the decision after Campbell was sentenced to 200 hours community service and fined $4,500 (GBP2,250) after pleading guilty to assaulting two police officers on board a British Airways plane at London’s Heathrow Airport.
A source tells the Britain’s The Daily Mail, “The man himself intervened and she was pulled off the list. He was disappointed with her recent arrest… All plans were scrapped when pictures emerged of her being arrested, wearing the baseball cap with the Mandela number (46664) on it. She will be allowed to sit in the grandstand and watch the performances, but that is as far as it goes.
“The organisers felt that this type of negative publicity goes against everything Mandela stands for and didn’t want her arrest to be associated with the charity concert.”
You know Tyra Banks is laughing her ass off right now.