So very, very sad.
“The breakdown of a marriage is a very difficult and painful experience especially when children are involved,” Balthazar Getty said in a statement released Monday. “In light of the fact that many pictures have surfaced in print and on the Internet which has caused myself and my family great embarrassment, I felt it necessary to at least acknowledge publicly that yes indeed my wife and I have separated and I will not be commenting any further.”
Life is so tragic when you’re sucking on Sienna Miller’s tits on a beach all day.
July 21, 2008 at 5:19 pm by Evil Beet
And by “dress” I of course mean “jumpsuit.”
At the London premiere of The Dark Knight.
July 21, 2008 at 2:41 pm by Evil Beet
For those of you who are interested in the happy, drama-free (read: BORING) marriage of Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’Connell, Jerry told reporters this weekend that the two of them are trying to make babies.
“We’re trying to get pregnant,” he said Saturday at the Playboy Mansion, where he showed up for Much Love Animal Rescue’s 2nd annual Bow Wow Wow event. “It would be amazing if it happened. I hope it does.”
Awww, anyone who lends their celebrity to helping animals deserves to be happy!
I love this couple, actually. I just wish they were a little more interesting.
July 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm by Evil Beet
Our Lindsay just wrapped filming on Labor Pains without a single report of her being late for her call time, disrupting filming, showing up high or drunk, hospitalization for “exhaustion” or any of the other things we’ve come to associate with Lindsay Lohan being on a film set.
To celebrate, Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson hit up a bunch of parties in the Hamptons, where, once again, we have NO REPORTS of Lindsay making frequent bathroom trips, throwing drinks at people, insisting other young women be kicked out of parties, driving drunk, or screaming at the waitstaff. Unbelievable.
Lindsay’s back on the East Coast to start filming another guest spot on Ugly Betty, where she’ll be reprising her role as Betty’s high-school nemesis.
Keep it up, Lindsay!!!
July 21, 2008 at 2:14 pm by Evil Beet
Will Joe Francis’s legal troubles ever end?
Man, I sure hope not.
Today, Joe pleaded not guilty to two felony tax-evasion charges in federal court in Los Angeles. He is accused of unlawfully deducting more than $20 million in bogus business expenses on his 2002 and 2003 corporate tax returns.
If convicted, Francis faces a possible sentence of 10 years in federal prison and $500,000 in fines.
I don’t care about the fines!
Put Joe in jail and throw away the key!
July 21, 2008 at 2:03 pm by Evil Beet
Sorry posting is slow today.
I have a fever. :( So mostly I’m sleeping. I haven’t had an actual fever in a really long time. I forgot how much it sucks. Your whole body tingles and it really just blows. So I’m gonna write a little bit more and then get my ass back to bed and hope this shit is gone by tomorrow.
And by “write” I mean “copy and paste from other articles.”
A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction.”
The three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal Communications Commission “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity …
The court found that the FCC deviated from its nearly 30-year practice of fining indecent broadcast programming only when it was so “pervasive as to amount to ‘shock treatment’ for the audience.”
So there you go. Four-and-a-half years later. Justice is swift.