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24Oh Praise Jesus, Paris Hilton’s Dogs Are Fine!

Thankfully, all that nastiness about her dogs being eaten by coyotes was just an Internet rumor. Not only are the dogs alive, they also have a way better life than you do.

“They were at Paris’s house Wednesday in her recording studio, and all the dogs were playing and looked as healthy and happy as can be,” says her rep. “Paris even had a doggie mansion built for them and it is very secured.”


Side note: So I did a Google image search for “Paris Hilton dogs” to find a suitable photo to accompany this article. I clicked on the photo I liked best, and I ended up — where else? — on my own website. Ha. Jesus, how often do I talk about Paris Hilton and dogs?

September 18, 2008 at 9:20 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Paris Hilton

13Guess Who?

This prime-time starlet shows off her haute couture side on the pages of a major fashion magazine this month. You can hardly tell it’s her!

Who is this?

Jump in for the answer.


September 18, 2008 at 9:15 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized

2REMINDER: Submit Your Entries to the Life and Times of Tim Contest!

Okay, so the shit I’m getting in my inbox for this contest is cracking me up. Like, I’m laughing out loud at almost every one of them and I have NO idea how I’m going to choose a winner. You guys are HILARIOUS and I love you so much.

I have a feeling I’m going to be printing a bunch of these on the site, even if I only choose three winners. (Don’t worry, guys, no last names.)

So here’s your reminder to get your entries to this contest in to me by Friday night. To enter, send me an account of your most awkward moment.

For more on the contest and its awesome prizes, click here.

September 18, 2008 at 2:52 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Uncategorized


Is there any look Dita von Teese can’t pull off?

Here’s the timeless beauty looking gorgeous at London Fashion Week on Thursday.

September 18, 2008 at 2:47 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Dita Von Teese

48Nicole Scherzinger’s Look: Love It or Leave It?

At the Vodafone Live awards in London.

September 18, 2008 at 2:05 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Nicole Scherzinger

11Caption This

David Blaine and Donald Trump announce their upcoming endurance challenge, where Blaine will hang upside down for three days from a thin wire strung five stories above New York. He’ll be attached to the wire with electro-magnetic boots.

September 18, 2008 at 2:01 pm by Evil Beet