Here’s Posh with her adorable kiddo, Romeo Beckham, wandering through The Grove in LA.
Romeo is wearing: a Santa Claus hat, a San Diego Zoo Jr. zoo-keeper uniform, and aviators. Are those actual Ray-Bans? I don’t think so, but I can’t be certain.
How. Freakin. Adorable?
I like that Victoria’s willing to let her kiddo wear whatever he wants to, even if it involves the HUGE fashion faux pas of mixing Santa with khaki.
November 11, 2008 at 5:29 pm by Evil Beet
Thanks to EB reader Ashley, who sent in this Michael Phelps sighting from Columbia, South Carolina.
As I am sure you know (because we all know that you have a GPS unit attached to him ) Michael has been in Columbia for the last few days. Well tonight my boyfriend sent me a text telling me that Michael Phelps was in his store (He’s the Ass Man at the Harbison Store here in Columbia. Ass Man read as assistant manager!!). When I called him, he said that when Michael came in, he had a baseball cap pulled down low and that he had his employee check his id to verify his identity. My boyfriend’s employee asked if he was “the Michael Phelps” and he kind of shook his head and pulled the cap down even further. My boyfriend made small talk with him and asked how he liked our football game on Saturday. (He was at the USC game against Arkansas; that would be the Gamecocks, NOT the condom named Trojans.) He said that he enjoyed the game and that it was exciting. I begged him to please get me an autograph, he said that Michael was not giving any out. His employee managed to get one autograph for the store and that was it. She also said that he wasn’t exactly the nicest person.
Awww, Michael. Be nicer to your fans! You’re not so bored of being famous when you want to hook up with cocktail waitresses in Vegas, are you?
November 11, 2008 at 5:15 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s Audrina Patridge, in a bikini, filming scenes for The Hills.
You want close-ups of her tits and stomach and bikini line so you can compare and/or masturbate to them?
In the thumbnails, kids. In the thumbnails.
November 11, 2008 at 4:41 pm by Evil Beet
Miley Cyrus and boyfriend Justin Gaston showed up at a Christian bookstore in Tennessee last night for Stephen Baldwin’s book signing.
November 11, 2008 at 4:12 pm by Evil Beet
The Internets are all abuzz with talk of how Lindsay Lohan, in an interview with Access Hollywood, spoke of Barack Obama, saying “Itâ€™s an amazing feeling. Itâ€™s our first colored president.”
Meanwhile, Bond boy Daniel Craig said that “after Barack Obama’s victory I think we might have reached the moment for a coloured 007.”
And we all know that “colored” is not a particularly PC term here in the U.S., but I don’t think either of these people were trying to be offensive. In fact, as I understand it, calling someone “colored” is perfectly acceptable in the UK. And why are we allowed to say “people of color” but we’re not allowed to say “colored”? The semantics confuse me.
I’m giving Lohan a pass on this. She’s not racist, she didn’t mean to be racist, she just misspoke. You want racism, look to Paris Hilton.
Hey, who wants to see the row-boat blow-job scene from Georgia Rule again?
November 11, 2008 at 4:05 pm by Evil Beet
In these tough economic times, when people are getting laid off left and right, it’s important to come up with creative ways to take care of your body when your health coverage isn’t exactly stellar.
A reader sent me this list from an Australian web-mag detailing 56 reasons to have sex. Many of them are quite fascinating, but this one really stood out for me:
9. Protect pearly whites by stepping up to the mic. Semen contains small amounts of zinc, calcium and minerals proven to fight tooth decay.
So there you go, kids. Lost your dental insurance when you got laid off? No worries. Just find a dude and dive on in.
To celebrate, I have included above one of my favorite cinematic moments of all time — which I was just reminded of the other day — the Lindsay Lohan row-boat blow-job scene in Georgia Rule.