Today's Evil Beet Gossip

This is Mariah Yeater, Justin Bieber’s Alleged Baby Mama

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I’m pretty positive I still don’t buy this story, but it’s always fun to speculate. It’s also kind of fun to say her name along with Justin’s – Mariah Yeater Justin Bieber. Mariah Yeater Justin Bieber. You feel that? Maybe he did, too, and a mini-Yeater-Bieber was the fruit of their (well, her) labor.

What do you guys think – after seeing these photos, you think young Justin hit it?

“Stars” Without Makeup: COURTNEY STODDEN

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Oh. My God. If this didn’t just make your entire Friday (kind of like it did mine), I just do not know what to tell you, guys.

Also, I’m surprised. I didn’t really know what to expect (Frankenskin? Surgery scars? A six-year-old girl?), but it definitely wasn’t this. She looks almost, dare I say it, normal. You know, normal? I know we don’t really apply that term a whole lot when it comes to this bitch, but I grudgingly suppose it’s OK to use here, just this one time.

Lastly, is anyone else as freaked out as I am that this girl drives? With those shoes? And those staged faces?

Anyway, thanks, Courtney Stodden, for making this girl’s Friday morning a little bit brighter.

Dina Lohan Opens Up About Her Daughter’s Nudey Pics

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If you’ll remember, last week Dina Lohan reported that Lindsay‘s Playboy shoot “went well.” That was nice to hear, it was encouraging and all, but you’d think that a good mom would be a little more descriptive about how her daughter’s first big foray into pornography is going. And friends, we all know that Dina Lohan does not disappoint in the “good mother” category, and so, without further adieu, here’s Dina’s Playboy update:

“It was an opportunity for her and she’s done thousands and thousands of covers, so this was just something…she’s 25 now. It was just something that was her decision…we have a contractual say in how far it goes and her and Mr. Hefner will decide … She’ll pick five covers, he’ll pick the one, but she has a say. I don’t want to get into the contract, but it will be tastefully done.”

Oh, for sure. It will be totally tasteful. No doubt. Those pictures of Lindsay looking so sultry with that come-hither stare that she does so well will be closer to art than pornography. And society will gaze at the photos for years to come and weep at the artistry, yes, but moreso at the unbelievably beautiful model that they see before them.

Can’t wait, girl!