9Nicole Richie Is Giving Birth Right Fucking Now

Joel Madden was spotted walking into the delivery area of L.A.’s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.

He was overheard saying, “She’s going to start pushing soon.”

Bro Benji is also there.

Yay, now that the baby’s out of her, Nicole can go back to doing cocaine and tequila shots.

Bring on the crazy!!!

January 11, 2008 at 3:20 pm by Evil Beet

10Penn Badgley Is a Total Hottie

So, his character on Gossip Girl is adorable, but kind of too much of a pussy for my tastes. I like assholes. Because I’m a girl. And that’s just what we do. Like, if you’re going to spend more than two minutes contemplating what to get me for Christmas, you’re probably too nice a guy for me. This is why I’m single, people.

Anyway.

Anytime I see a pic of this guy out-of-character, I’m like “Damn, gimme some of that.” Kind of like my relationship with Leighton Meester. I hate her on the show, but always love her on the red carpet.

Here’s some shots of Penn at an Access Hollywood gifting suite from today. HOT-TIE.

January 11, 2008 at 3:14 pm by Evil Beet

6Britney’s Big Trial Date is Monday

On Monday, K-Fed’s lawyers will ask that Britney be cut off completely from her children until the next trial date in April.

“That means no interaction with the kids until then,” says a source.

Britney is not required to be at the court date on Monday, but it would sure look good for her if she showed up, and there’s an awful lot on the line.

What do you guys think?

January 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm by Evil Beet

14Adnan Ghalib: Welcome to the Twilight Zone

You see those photogs behind him, snapping away at a Marina del Rey gas station today?

He used to be them.

Weird. Weird. Weird.

January 11, 2008 at 1:56 pm by Evil Beet

7One Happy Family

Bachelorette Trista Rehn mugs for the cameras with her hubby, Ryan Sutter, and their five-month-old son Maxwell.

Awwwww.

They actually are pretty cute. I’m glad there’s at least one success story out of all the reality dating bullshit.

January 11, 2008 at 12:58 pm by Evil Beet

3OJ’s Going Back to Jail!

His bail has been revoked for some reason, and OJ’s taking a flight from Florida to Vegas today, to return to the slammer.

Just in time for the porn convention!

January 11, 2008 at 12:54 pm by Evil Beet