Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Oh. Sweet. Jesus.

Riley Keough and Zoe Kravitz in the same photograph. Excuse me while I orgasm. This is my angry-hipster-celebuspawn heaven. Can’t you just taste the ennui? The unearned sense of...

Va-Va-Voom!

I was disappointed by Shania’s red carpet outfit, but the outfit she wore on stage at the CMAs was a very clear “Fuck you, Mutt Lange.” Check out them titties! FAB. U...

Your Daily Paris

Oh, how I love it when Paris Hilton decides to spend a quiet evening alone with a book. It’s even better when she spends that evening at Duke’s and invites 800 paparazzi to...