Today's Evil Beet Gossip

That’s Vice President Lopez to You!

Jennifer Lopez was spotted entering Barack Obama’s office unannounced yesterday.

The conclusion from the kids over at E!:

Here are our best guesses:

1. She wants to be Barack’s running mate.
2. She wants to be Barack’s running mate.
3. She wants to be Barack’s running mate.

Um, while I personally doubt that this is the case, I would love nothing more than to see Obama/Lopez on the ballot later this year. Seriously if Barack needs to raise taxes, you can just put JLo in a low-cut top and have her announce the news. No one will get mad. It’s the kind of strategy that just wouldn’t work with Hillary.

Today in Genius: Top Chef Junior

OMG I hate that I’m really excited about this.

I’ve kind of gotten over the regular Top Chef. I haven’t watched it in about a year. It just gets boring after awhile; same shit different day, you know? Who won last night anyway? Was it a chick? A year ago, the winner of Top Chef would be all over the news the next day. But today, no one seems to care at all.

But I will totally watch this!

The folks at Bravo have given the green light to Top Chef Junior, a version of Top Chef that will feature chefs between the ages of 13 and 16.

What I’m most looking forward to is all the teenage sex they’re going to be having when they’re not cooking. It’ll be dramatastic!

More Bad News About Perez’s Clothing Line

An employee of the Hot Topic where Perez Hilton held his big meet and greet (we have pictures of the “crowds”!!) send this email into Jossip:

“Hello- I work at the HOT TOPIC where this piece of shit appearted on friday ( I was not working that day but showed up for shit n giggles ) ONLY 7 people showed up.SEVEN.That’s it.Mario was BEYOND upset texting and DEMENDING the right water,food,ETC he was a rude royal pain in the ass and BEYOND crass.Talking about scat porn,fisting some kid and otherbest left unsaid topics.My manager was trying to get people to come in to meet Perez by handing out $5 gift cards NO ONE WANTED TO MEET HIM! His mother and sister were there and he seemed to take it out on them (they are both fat BTW and smelled nasty!) anyways he left around 8:45PM without saying goodbye to anyone & looked like he had been crying like the little bitch he is. We sold a grand total of $6.45 of Perez Hilton items between 6PM – 9PM. My manager has already talked about discounting his ‘line’ !”

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Love it, love it, love it.

You guys, if I ever formally release a clothing line, it will be all miniskirts, fuck-me heels and t-shirts with Leo’s photo on them. You know, the kind of stuff I’d actually wear.

So Little Time, So Much Britney News

Some very important Britney Spears news on the horizon today:

1) Her mother’s book on parenting is now slated for a September release. It was supposed to come out a few months back, but then her teenage daughter got pregnant and her adult daughter got hospitalized for crazy and all of a sudden it didn’t seem like such a great time to release a book touting her parenting skillz.

2) Britney’s much-ballyhooed cameo in the upcoming Pussycat Dolls video wound up on the cutting room floor. She won’t appear in the final cut of the video. No word on why.

3) Holy freakin’ hell, Britney Spears’ name is on the Emmy ballot for her guest role on How I Met Your Mother. One of her competitors is Mary-Kate Olsen, for her guest role on Weeds. Nominees will be announced later this summer.

Today’s Challenge: Find All the Grammatical and Spelling Errors in Paris Hilton’s Latest MySpace Blog

Bet you can’t catch ‘em all!

My New BFF MTV Show

Hey everyone! It’s been a little while since I last checked in. I’ve been so busy shooting my new show. It’s been quite the experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it’s been so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We’ve gone on some crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the past 2 weeks. It’s been a blast! It’s so much fun to take your friends to places they’ve never been and show them experiences they’d never even think of. It’s quite a site and its going to be an amazing show and I’m so happy and thrilled with what’s happening everyday. But not everything is all fun and games, they’ve been through some very brutal challenges ,so I give them major props!! I still can’t believe some of the things I’ve seen them do, quite shocking! But also very entertaining. And yes of course there’s drama sometimes, but that’s what happens when you stick a bunch of fun, crazy girls together in a house together. The only part I hate about the show is doing the eliminations, it is so hard for me. And it gets harder every time cause these past few weeks I’ve really became close with all of them and it’s hard to have to let them go. It’s actually very emotional, everyone is pretty upset every time we have to do one. But even though at the end of this I can only choose one of these people to be my best friend, I know in my heart that I’ve met some people on the show that I’ll be friends with for a lifetime. I love them all and I can’t wait for you all to see the madness!! But you’ll have to wait till September when it airs on MTV.
In my personal life, I am still very much in love and happy. He has been so supportive throughout the show, coming to visit me at set everyday. Life is good. Check out Benji’s blog at www.GoodCharlotte.com He took some pictures of our fun lil trip to vegas this weekend with some of the potential BFF’s, it was such a fun weekend!! I hosted a party at Tao, it was a great night there. Some of the girls had never even been to Vegas before, so it was fun to show them vegas my way. They had the time of there lives. Also my friend Jeff Beacher threw us one of his infamous Beacher’s Madhouse After parties over at the Mirage Hotel Mansions. There were some pretty hilarious performances and I even got cut in half by a magician. Such a great weekend! Hope your all having a great summer! Speak soon, love you all!!
Xoxo Paris :)

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