Hey, she brought the rubber!
This is Jessica Alba’s new ad for Declare Yourself, an organization that encourages young people to vote.
“I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically,” she says. “People respond to things that are shocking.”
Oh, Jess, I know we all have our fantasies of what we’d do with you bound and gagged.
I just want to put in a DVD of Honey and make you watch it all the way through. Then I’d take off the mouth gag and make you say “I declare myself incapable of choosing my own scripts” over and over again for half an hour. Then we’d repeat the process.
But seriously, you guys, get registered to vote. Next time it could be much worse. She could be talking.
September 10, 2008 at 11:33 pm by Evil Beet
Perhaps they’re not happy with being the second-highest grossing film in U.S. history? (The flick’s still $78M short of Titanic.) Or, more likely, they want to remind Oscar voters how damn great the film is before they submit their ballots.
Whatever the reason, Warner Bros. is going to re-release the film in theaters in January 2009.
“It’s just a matter of bringing it back as a reminder for people,” a studio insider said.
Do you think the re-release will draw an audience? The film comes out on DVD in December, so it’s unlikely the box office numbers will be impressive. This is clearly just an Oscar play.
September 10, 2008 at 11:14 pm by Evil Beet
In my MySpace friend requests today.
Ranae Shrider, sex tape partner of one Verne Troyer, admiring my work.
Thanks, Ranae. I’m a fan of your work, too. If you were in any way involved in getting that lobster bib on Verne, I think we’re gonna be great friends. Call me, babe.
(Ranae’s MySpace page is here.)
September 10, 2008 at 5:24 pm by Evil Beet
Anne Hathaway takes off the tiara for this dramatic turn in Jonathan Demme’s Rachel Getting Married, which has already begun generating Oscar buzz for the actress. Here’s the trailer for the film. What do you think? Will you see this movie? Does it seem like she pulls off the role?
September 10, 2008 at 4:17 pm by Evil Beet
Here’s Lindsay filming Ugly Betty in Central Park.
Apparently inviting photogs to constantly shoot her on the job was the image-reform idea of her new manager, Jeni Muro, who seems to be working wonders for this young woman who is, by anyone’s measure, back on the rise. We see photos of Lindsay doing work now way more often than we see her leaving the clubs. Amazing!
Ha, maybe all Lindsay really needed was to give Mama Dina the boot as manager. She should wear a sign that says “Lindsay Lohan: Now Under New Management!”
September 10, 2008 at 4:01 pm by Evil Beet
Another day, another slew of photos from New York Fashion Week.
In this episode: Lauren Conrad, Lo Bosworth, Jessica Alba, Ivana Trump, Blake Lively, Bette Midler, Julia Stiles, Petra Nemcova, Zoe Saldana, Joy Bryant, Perry Reeves, Barbara Bush, Mary-Kate Olsen, Cory Kennedy, Natasha Lyonne, Anna Wintour, Jennifer Lopez and many, many more.