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“There are times I don’t even remember that particular show. This is horrible to say, but there are times when I laugh my rear end off. And I get in debates with people who are over and say, ‘Friends’ is not my thing.’ Excuse you!”

Jennifer Aniston, who is rapidly winning my heart, discussing watching re-runs of her break-out sitcom in an interview in this weekend’s New York Times magazine.

November 19, 2008 at 10:30 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Jennifer Aniston

24Still Going Strong!

Her best frenemy may have just dumped his brother, but all seems well in the world of Nicole and Joel. They looked very much the couple as they headed out to lunch on Wednesday.

Every time I see these two standing right next to each other, I’m just like, “Wow, he must be so short in real life.” I mean, I’ve never seen Joel in person, but I’ve seen Nicole, and she’s, like, 5-foot-nothing. I mean, tiny. And Benji — whose shoes have more lift than Nicole’s here — is really not that much taller than her. Not that there’s anything wrong with that — you just picture these rocker dudes to be so big, when he’s really probably a lot shorter than I am.

November 19, 2008 at 6:59 pm by Evil Beet

26James Van Der Beek Is Back on TV!


You would have been much better off fading into obscurity than snorting fake cocaine through a straw on anything on the CW, let alone One Tree Hill. This is embarrassing, dude.

I don’t know why, but this reminded me of that Saved By the Bell episode where Zack and Slater find a “roach” in the bathroom. And thanks to the wonders of YouTube, I could watch all my favorite parts all over again, and so can you.

November 19, 2008 at 6:24 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: James Van Der Beek

16In Case You Care

The new Guns ‘N’ Roses album — the first in seventeen years — debuts tonight on MySpace, where you can listen to it for free (if you haven’t already downloaded one of the leaked copies that hit the Internet awhile ago). The MySpace link is here.

The stream of Chinese Democracy will be available in 25 countries: US, Canada, Argentina, Mexico, Brazil, UK, Ireland, France, Germany, Austria, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark, Russia, Turkey, Poland, India, Australia, New Zealand, Korea and Japan. I like how China’s not on that list.

Does anybody still give a shit about Guns ‘N’ Roses? If you’re excited about this, I’d like to hear your rationale in the comments.

November 19, 2008 at 6:15 pm by Evil Beet
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24Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Are Unfortunately Still Engaged

News broke awhile ago that they’d called off their engagement, and I was relieved that this disaster had been narrowly avoided, but apparently their Titanic is still plowing full-steam ahead into that iceberg.

“[The ceremony will be] small,” Brian said at the GQ party in LA on Tuesday, after confirming that they were still engaged. “Originally we were talking elopement and now we might have a few people there.”

Still, he said, don’t expect a lot of press hoopla surrounding their big day. “You might hear about it the week after.”

My Lord, this thing is going to so completely implode.

November 19, 2008 at 5:27 pm by Evil Beet
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15Paris Hilton’s Rep Confirms Break-Up

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have broken up, confirms her rep.

And it looks like the break-up leak? Came from one of Paris’s BFF contestants, Vanessa Fontana, who blabbed to Life & Style about the split. Wonder how Paris feels about that?

November 19, 2008 at 5:01 pm by Evil Beet