Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Back on Her Feet!

After being carried out of the Glamour awards last night — too drunk to walk — Lily Allen was looking a little worse for the wear at the Royal Academy Of Arts Summer Exhibition Preview party in London the next day.

But: at least she showed up!!! A lot of celebs would have flaked. I give her mad props for that.

And I lovelovelove that her shoes match her hair.

If You Squint Hard Enough, It Almost Looks Like Megan Fox Did a Photo Shoot for FHM


This doesn’t look at all like Megan Fox.

It looks more like Lindsay Lohan, back when she was hot and not a 45-year-old three months late for her Botox refills.

I don’t know if it’s the airbrushing or the make-up or what, but I probably wouldn’t have recognized this as Megan Fox if I hadn’t been told it was her.

Full interview with Megan is here.

The Olsen Twins: Literate, Apparently

Here’s a first look at the cover of the upcoming Olsen twin tome, Influence.

When I first saw this cover, I got all excited. Given the title and the mood conveyed by the cover, I thought it might be a deep exploration of the process of growing absurdly rich and famous with your twin — how one influences, or doesn’t influence, the other. A hard-hitting look at who they are as individuals, and who they are as sisters, and who they are as twins.

But, no,it’s not going to be anything interesting after all.

“Influence” features profiles of people such as artists, writers and designers who have influenced the twins and have made them the trendsetters they are today. Some of the talented individuals include shoe designer Christian Louboutin, actress Lauren Hutton, former Interview magazine editor/biographer Bob Colacello, photographers Terry Richardson and Jack Pierson and jewelry designer/sculptor Robert Lee Morris.

“Mary-Kate and I have filled Influence with the most interesting, challenging, creative people we know — the ones who helped pave the way for us and our generation,” said Ashley Olsen.

Mary-Kate Olsen added, “Our collaboration with Penguin on Influence is exciting because we are bringing something unique to the market. Ashley and I interviewed the people who have inspired us, with the hope that they will inspire and teach others.”

Christian Louboutin? Lauren Hutton? My ass. The Olsen twins’ “fashion” has been influenced primarily by two things: the homeless lady on the corner, and cocaine.

Brittany Snow Busts Some Balls

I’m kind of obsessed with this clip from the upcoming Brittany Snow flick, On the Doll. The director sent it along to me, thinking I might be interested. And I don’t know what’s more disturbing to me: the fact that a total stranger who knows me only through my blog thinks that this sort of thing would be intriguing to me, or that fact that it actually is.

I think it’s just that I’ve fantasized about doing this to many an ex-boyfriend and it’s nice to see it actually played out.

I’m so disturbed.

This clip is probably NSFW. No nudity, but still …