Today's Evil Beet Gossip


Congratu-fucking-lations to Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi, who officially tied the knot on Saturday in a small ceremony at their home attended by close family and friends. Only nineteen people were there!

Both brides wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane. They also wrote their own vows.

I really really REALLY hope they’re going to release photos. I want to see pictures of this WONDERFUL occasion!!!


More Family Time!

It’s a family weekend!

On Saturday, Reese Witherspoon took her kiddos, Ava and Deacon, for an hour-long hike through Temescal Canyon in ninety-degree heat.

Dude, Ava is the spitting image of Ryan. I’d never noticed that before, but she’s basically a female version of her father.

Katy Perry’s Parents Are Ashamed of Her

I posted awhile back about how Katy Perry’s parents are both Christian preachers, and how she originally sang Christian music. I guess I just assumed her parents understood that she was using a persona to pursue a career, but I assumed wrong. They’re steaming mad. Says her mother, Mary Hudson, about her hit song, “I Kissed a Girl:”

I hate the song. It clearly promotes homosexuality and its message is shameful and disgusting. Katy knows how I feel. We are a very outspoken family and she knows how disappointed her father and I are. I can’t even listen to that song. The first time I heard it I was in total shock. When it comes on the radio I bow my head and pray … Katy is our daughter and we love her but we strongly disagree with how she is conducting herself at the moment. We cannot cut her out of our lives as she is our child but she knows we disagree strongly with what she is doing and the message she is promoting regarding homosexuality which the Bible clearly states is a sin. But the Bible also promotes understanding and forgiveness, which I keep reminding myself. Katy is not a homosexual but I fear she has been led astray by the Hollywood crowd. I pray all the time that God will work through her and help her find salvation.

Ugh. The God I believe in is already working through Katy by helping to make girls kissing girls just a little less taboo. But everyone’s entitled to his or her own God, and I will pray for Mary Hudson, and hope that she doesn’t have to live out the rest of her life harboring such hatred for her fellow human beings based on something as trivial as their sexual preferences. It must be a frustrating and spiritually exhausting way to exist. I’m sorry you have to go through life like that, Mary Hudson.

As for Katy’s opinion on her parents?

“I stopped trying to change them at 21,” she says.

Amen, sister.

Thanks Laura!

Daddy and Me!

Tom Cruise puts in some quality time with Suri in New York, while Katie puts in some quality time with her beloved rolled denim.

What’s with Tom Cruise looking sexy again?

Am I the only one who’s noticed this? Anyone else feel the same way?


Here’s Selena Gomez and a fan … and a Leo lookalike!!!! … at the UR Votes Count event in LA on Saturday.

How freaking cute is that dog???

The doggie looks just like Leo, with one small difference: Leo is cuter.

OMG You Guys Is Hilary Duff Engaged??

No, of course she’s not, but she’s wearing a ring on her ring finger and wandering around with longtime boyfriend Mike Comrie, so we just have to throw that out there. It’s in the Gossip Blogger Rulebook. If I didn’t do it, it would be considered cheating. Like faking a passport that claims your gymnasts are two years older than they actually are. But I digress.

Here’s Hilary and Mike leaving dinner on Friday night.