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Jessica Alba is whining about how insecure she is again

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I really just need Jessica Alba to stop. Every single interview she gives lately is about how insecure she used to be and how she’s still insecure and how sure, objectively she’s really hot and also filthy rich, she still feels lesser-than sometimes because boo hoo, life is hard.

Jessica stopped by The Meredith Vieira Show on Wednesday to go on and on about the same old shit (via US Weekly):

“My teens and my 20s I just wasn’t sure of myself and I was always kind of insecure and I always felt I needed to apologize for myself,” the brunette told the talk show host. “After I became, first of all, 30 and being a mom of two, I just sort of came into myself as a woman and now I have a company,” Alba said of daughters Honor, 6, and Haven, 3.

The Honest Company co-founder, 33, explained her lack of education also hindered her confidence. “I was always also insecure about not going to college and I always felt I wasn’t smart enough,” she added. “I feel better now especially after 30, it’s crazy what happens.”

I don’t doubt that Jessica Alba sometimes feels insecure. We all do – we’re human beings, and it’s especially hard as a woman, which doesn’t even take into account being a woman in the public eye. However, the way she goes on about it, you’d think she’s persecuted on a daily basis and called fat and ugly and a million other things. She’s just about to be a billionaire and is constantly told how hot she is. Something just doesn’t add up. That’s not to say, of course, that people who are praised for their looks by others have to internalize that or get all their self-esteem from that, but I kinda feel like she just has nothing else to talk about, nothing else that makes her seem interesting, so she resorts to this pity party shit. Sorry, I’m just not feeling it.

Ellen DeGeneres recreated Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ video and it’s hilarious

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Nicki Minaj released her video for ‘Anaconda’ last month and pretty much EVERYONE was talking about it. It was definitely a NSFW affair, but if anyone can bring things back down to earth a bit, it’s Ellen DeGeneres. She decided to create her own version of the ‘Anaconda’ video – or rather, hilariously insert herself in the original – and the results are amazing.

How can you not love Ellen? She’s the best!

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Liv Tyler is pregnant with her second child!

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You don’t hear enough about Liv Tyler these days. She’s a lovely actress and seems like a lovely person, from what I’ve read of her, but she keeps a low profile – I imagine purposely. We do have a little bit of news, though: she’s pregnant with her second child!

From People:

The Leftovers actress is expecting a child, PEOPLE has confirmed.

Tyler, 37, is already mom to Milo, 9, her son with ex-husband Royston Langdon.

She is dating Dave Gardner, a British football agent and friend of David Beckham, who appeared with the soccer star in his documentary, David Beckham into the Unknown. The couple has been photographed out and about together over the past four months.

Cute! Also, it’s always jarring when I see a human named Milo, since that’s my dog’s name (but it is a very cute name). Congrats to Liv & Dave and yay babies!

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