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Amanda Bynes twerks on her bodyguard, strips in public

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Another day, another “please get Amanda Bynes out of New York City for the good of us all” story. We already know she’s been spending her spare time shoplifting, but now there’s video of her in the Upper East Side boutique Pookie & Sebastian (you’re so weird with naming things, rich people) and it’s… bizarre, to say the least. In the vid, she strips down to her bra in the middle of the shop AND twerks on her bodyguard.

From the NY Daily News:

Well, that was… interesting. What the hell is wrong with her “friends” and the people who care about her? I know she’s an adult and there’s only so much they can do, but really? Why does it seem like no one’s doing anything at all?!

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Nicholas Hoult speaks out on Jennifer Lawrence nude photo leak

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It’s pretty obvious that the nude photos hacked from Jennifer Lawrence‘s phone were originally sent to ex-boyfriend Nicholas Hoult. They were together, in a long-distance relationship, for about four years, which is what Jennifer alluded to in her recent interview with Vanity Fair. So what does he think of the whole thing?

Here’s what he said on Good Day New York:

Hoult, who appeared on Good Day New York on Oct. 9 alongside movie director Jake Paltrow, was asked if he would weigh in on the scandal.

While he didn’t confirm nor deny he was the recipient of the photos, Hoult did have something to say.

“It’s shocking that things like that happen in the world. It’s a shame,” said Hoult.

Yes, it is “a shame”. Frankly, he doesn’t seem that bothered – but then, it is his ex-girlfriend, so I don’t think there’s any love lost there (or so one would assume).

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling named their baby…

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Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling welcomed their first child together, a baby girl, last month, but until now we didn’t know many details, besides the fact that Ryan was apparently a doting father and Eva was just… there. Well, now we seemingly know the name of the baby, since TMZ paid someone to get a hold of the birth certificate.

Gosling and Mendes named their daughter Esmeralda Amada … according to the baby’s birth certificate, obtained by TMZ.

Amada was the name of Eva’s character in “We Own the Night” — and Esmeralda, well … maybe she’s a big fan of the ’96 Disney flick “The Hunchback of Notre Dame.”

Esmeralda! I mean, it’s a bit Disney, like they say, but it’s unique and I quite like it. What would the nickname for Esmeralda be, though? It’s a bit of a mouthful to say all the time. Esme? No, that’s too close to Twilight territory. I dunno, but I do like it.

However, I also think it’s tacky as shit that TMZ went to the lengths of getting a hold of the birth certificate for the sake of being the first to tell the world their kid’s name. Are birth certificates part of public record? I dunno, but I could have lived without that information.

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Shonda Rhimes confirms what we already know about Katherine Heigl

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Shonda Rhimes is a brilliant woman – she created Grey’s Anatomy and Scandal, after all – and she’s worked hard to get where she is. She’s probably had to put up with a lot of bullshit during her time in the business, but there’s one thing she simply won’t put up with: Katherine Heigl‘s nasty ass.

From The Hollywood Reporter:

Although her perfectionist tendencies coupled with Scandal‘s breakneck story pace can wreak havoc on deadlines — “We’re always behind,” she admits — the operation runs smoothly and the cast is tight-knit. “There are no Heigls in this situation,” she says, choosing her words carefully. She adds later of her “no assholes” policy: “I don’t put up with bullshit or nasty people. I don’t have time for it.”

LOL, get it, Shonda. People have been pointing out how much of a miserable bitch Katherine Heigl is for years (and yes, I call men bitches, too, so I’m not being “anti-feminist” or anything of the sort. You act like a bitch, you get called a bitch. I’m an equal opportunity bitch-caller!) and frankly, it’s good to have confirmation from someone who formerly employed her. So not only did her co-workers think she was awful, but her boss did, too. Glowing reviews there, Heigl. No wonder you’ve been out begging for money.

Frankly, I don’t know how she dares walk around like her shit doesn’t stink. Did no one ever teach her that you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar? My grandparents used to tell me that shit on the daily. When you’re trying to make a name for yourself in the public eye, you can at least PRETEND to be a decent person if you can’t actually manage to be genuine about it. I can’t wait for her new show to get cancelled, too.

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Sofia Vergara is happy with her hotness levels

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Sofia Vergara is a very attractive lady, and I think pretty much anyone on the planet with eyes would agree with that, even if she’s not your personal cup of tea. It seems Sofia realizes it as well and she doesn’t suffer from a lack of self-confidence like many women seem to do.

“I was always very happy with what I have. I mean, like any woman I’d complain that my thighs were too big or whatever, but I felt comfortable with my curves –- people expected me to have them,” she tells Shape. “Then I hit 40 and started seeing a softness everywhere on my body… I knew it was time to do something.”

Vergara has been using the Megaformer machine, which is based on Pilates and the Strengthen, Lengthen and Tone philosophy. She also lifts free weights and drinks vegetable juices. Her motto? “No pain, no cake!”

Do we really think she uses this Megaformer or was she offered a cool $10k or whatever to mention the brand in her interview? Who knows, but I doubt Sofia Vergara would be obese if she had a piece of cake. Either way, it’s good to hear a woman not being self-deprecating or whining about the way she looks. Feel good about yourselves, ladies!

Mariah Carey wants Nas to set her up on a date

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Mariah Carey has only been separated from Nick Cannon for a few months now (that we know of), but she’s already ready to move on – makes sense, especially if her hints about his cheating ways are at all true. So how will she find her next partner/short-term fling? Well, she’s hoping Nas will help her!

From US Weekly:

The pop diva “texted Nas, wondering if he had any friends she could go out with — or even just hook up with,” the insider says. “But Nas is nervous to introduce her to anyone.”

Carey and the hip-hop star have been friends for years, and even collaborated on the song “Dedicated,” the third track on her not-so-successful 2014 album Me. I Am Mariah…The Elusive Chanteuse. Rumors swirled in 2013 that the two were getting a little too close, but Cannon himself shut them down during an interview with Howard Stern earlier this year.

“[Nas is] a friend of mine, he’s a friend of hers,” the America’s Got Talent host said in April, pre-split. “She went to his birthday party, and I think it was in L.A. We actually talked about this before. It’d be very difficult to make me jealous.”

No one cares, Nick Cannon. It’s good that you were secure in your marriage while it was happening – but then if you were the one being unfaithful, I suppose you would be.

In any case, you wouldn’t think Mariah would need help meeting someone new, but asking Nas is so random. Whatever – get yours, girl!

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Idris Elba is sweaty and shirtless

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Idris Elba is working hard to train for his next film, Bastille Day (which seems sorta hilarious since Bastille Day is like, not a major holiday around these parts), and he’s gotta get in peak physical condition for the occasion.

Of course, he loves to treat his fans, so he posted a video on Instagram of himself all sweaty and shirtless, just for you.

Now imagine the prep he’d have to do for James Bond

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