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Robert Downey Jr. and wife Susan welcome baby girl

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Robert Downey Jr. and his wife Susan announced that they were expecting their third child back in July, and now that child is here! It’s a baby girl! She was born in Los Angeles this week, though that’s literally all we know: not what day, not what the baby’s name is or anything else.

The baby is said to be healthy, however, and will soon go home to join his 2-year-old brother Exeter and 21-year-old Indio, Robert’s son from a previous marriage (who is now in jail for drugs).

Congrats to the happy couple!

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Bad news, Cumberbitches – Benedict Cumberbatch is engaged!

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Cumberbitches, show yourselves, and prepare for some very sad news. The lanky British object of your affection, Benedict Cumberbatch, is engaged to be married and therefore will be unavailable to fulfill your greatest fantasies now or any time in future. That’s right, he’s marring 36-year-old theatre director and actress Sophie Hunter, and he made his announcement like all rich English people: in The Times.

“The engagement is announced between Benedict, son of Wanda and Timothy Cumberbatch of London, and Sophie, daughter of Katherine Hunter of Edinburgh and Charles Hunter of London.”

Benedict is listed as “Mr. B.T. Cumberbatch” and Sophie is “Miss S.I. Hunter” – so dignified, right? There’s no date for the wedding, obviously (and it wouldn’t really be in the paper even if there was), but at least you all have time to come to terms with this news and prepare yourself for a bleak, Benedict-less future. Sorry, ladies (and any applicable gents).

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Chris Brown still has a rage issue

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Surprise, surprise! Chris Brown still has a massive rage issue and doesn’t know when to shut his mouth! Sure, we all get angry when we hear someone speaking badly about us or those we care about, but most of us grown adults know that the best, most dignified way to handle these things – especially when you’ve come under heat for the past 5 years due to being a total dickhead – is so just be quiet and keep living your life. Not Chris, though! He thinks it’s totally acceptable and mature to refer to women as “trout mouth ass bitch” and “muppet face ass”. Not only does it not make sense, but just goes to show what a fucker he is.

From TMZ:

Chris Brown just went off in a rage against 2 women … which calls into question his shrink’s glowing anger management report … calling one a “trout mouth ass bitch.”

“The Real” co-hosts Tamar Braxton and Adrienne Bailon talked trash about Chris on today’s show, saying Karrueche Tran puts up with Chris’ alleged cheating because she and her friends love the fame.

Chris just went crazy on Instagram … after using the fish comment about Adrienne, he said, “Won’t u the same bitch that was f***ing wit married men?”

But that wasn’t it. Chris then said, “Last time u was important n****s was riding spinners and wearing 6x tall Ts,” adding, “You the same bitch having threesomes like the rest of these hoes.”

But then he turned to Tamar, calling her a “Muppet face ass.” He goes on, “You take the role of the ugly sister,” adding, “Dat plastic surgery f***ed yo face up.”

Chris also posted a video in which he made it clear … he doesn’t have a “chill button.”

Let’s hope those rumours about him being a father are untrue.

A video posted by BREEZY (@chrisbrownofficial) on

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Hilary Duff doesn’t need to work, she wants to

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Hilary Duff is ready to make her big comeback. She’s been out of the spotlight for a while but she’s coming back with new music AND a new TV show called Younger (which is supposed to be on in January), so naturally she’s back on the cover of magazines. Elle Canada got her for their November issue and here are some highlights:

Is it nerve-racking to change gears after so many years? “It is. I don’t need to work; I want to work. But I like to be successful, and it can’t be done half-assed in this industry. I feel guilty a little bit, but I know that I’m going to be the best mom when I’m a happy person, and this makes me really happy.”

Do you think your son is getting a sense of your fame? “I think he’s starting to figure it out, but I don’t really know what he thinks yet. I don’t tell him anything about my job, but he knows Mommy’s a singer and an actress. We have this book called Goodnight Los Angeles. It’s like, ‘Goodnight, movie stars and entertainers of Los Angeles!’ and it shows people working on a set and having their names in lights. Mike’s always telling Luca ‘This is where Mommy is!’ when I’m at work.”

You were one of the original Disney child stars, but now that you’re re-entering the business as an adult, are you tempted to step out with a sexy new image, as so many others have? “It’s a scary thought because I’m not such a strategic person. When I started making my record, I didn’t have some grandiose plan about how it was all going to go down. I was more like, ‘I’m going to start writing and be who I am now and talk about some of the shit I’ve been through.’ It’s uncomfortable for me because people have always been like, ‘Well, why haven’t you gone crazy?’”

How do you answer the question “Why haven’t you gone crazy?” “It’s impossible to answer.”

You’re still young, yet you’ve been an influencing icon for some of the biggest stars right now, like Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande. Does that feel strange? “All the time, because I’m a fan of theirs. I see tweets that Miley is excited that I was at her show, and when I gave Ariana an award the other day, she was like, ‘I can’t breathe right now.’ That admiration goes both ways. It’s sweet—[being in their position] just feels like such a lifetime ago for me.”

Aw, I actually quite like Hilary Duff. Her music isn’t all that great and I can’t say I’ve ever watched anything she’s done, but as a person she seems down-to-earth and really sweet, and that’s enough for me. What can I say? I’m simple.

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Sharon Osbourne has been on depression medication for 16 years

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Sharon Osbourne‘s announcement that she’s been taking depression medication for 16 years seemed to come as a bit of a bombshell to her co-hosts on The Talk on Monday, but I feel like we all already knew this, or that she’s talked about it elsewhere before. Maybe it just seems familiar because it’s not that hard to believe? Either way, she opened up about her battle with depression on the show since Wayne Brady was on talking about his own struggles with it (via People).

“You never talked about that!” said co-host Aisha Tyler.

“Nobody ever asked!” replied Osbourne.

“Some days are better than others, and some days you feel like you just want to pull the sheets over your head and just stay in that bed and not do a damn thing – except rot,” she admitted, saying she has gotten help.

Good for her. So many people battle with depression that it should not be some taboo subject, and I don’t think it is quite as much today (though there still is some stigma). The more people in the public eye who are open about their struggles, not just with depression but with any other topic that tends to be quite hush-hush, the more quickly it’ll become accepted.

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The Daily Links

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Idris Elba just blew one of the Avengers’ best secrets [Lainey Gossip]

Romeo Beckham is a real model now and it’s kinda scary [Socialite Life]

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio unveil $2 million bras [Moe Jackson]

So, can we all agree that Selena Gomez probably got breast implants? [Popoholic]

Oops, Melissa George showed a nipple on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Alena Blohm is doing the whole topless modeling thing [Celebslam]

Angelina Jolie says it “feels good” too be married to Brad Pitt [I'm Not Obsessed]

Lea Michele has been posing in lingerie for attention [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Looks like Mel B got an update to her wedding ring [Too Fab]

Not everyone was that into Chris Rock‘s hosting gig on ‘Saturday Night Live’ [The Blemish]

Ariana Grande is a water-demanding diva [ICYDK]

Oh dear, Anne Hathaway is trying to make her husband’s jewellery designs happen [Celebitchy]

Ryan Gosling is giving off major Paul Bunyon vibes [The Frisky]

Here’s a gallery of the hottest celebrity dads, if you’re into all that [theBERRY]

Jake Gyllenhaal‘s new movie is actually doing well at the box office [PopBytes]

Joanna Krupa went braless in a see-through blouse [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

What’s Olivia Wilde been saying on Twitter lately? [Celebuzz]

Are Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderama a case of political romance? [Romance Beat]

Barbara Palvin went topless for Madame Figaro [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Joe Manganiello received a Lifetime Achievement Award, for some reason [Socialite Life]

It looks like it’s pretty windy in Miami, Kate Upton [Moe Jackson]

Elisha Cuthbert has made a public appearance looking… like an eggplant [Popoholic]

It seems Cara Delevingne is a brunette now – what do we think? [Lainey Gossip]

Kylie Jenner is leaving a salon in Beverly Hills with a strange accessory [Celebslam]

Here’s the trailer for Jessica Chastain‘s new movie [I'm Not Obsessed]

What has Khloe Kardashian been doing to herself lately? [TooFab]

Iggy Azalea dressed as a White Chick for Halloween [The Blemish]

Beyonce is ready to drop a new album this month [The Frisky]

Here’s a gallery of Cindy Crawford‘s supermodel daughter Kaia [theBERRY]

Lupita Nyong’o is not buying your ‘light skin is better’ bullshit [Celebitchy]

This is what Miley Cyrus‘ hairstylist has to say about hair [Celebuzz]

Rihanna wants a “big, trimmed d*ck” for Christmas


Rihanna must be ready to release some new music soon, as she’s come out of her lengthy hibernation and has started putting herself out there again. It’s good to see, and her new interview with Elle is obscene, hilarious and totally why we love her.

For instance, can you guess what RiRi wants for Christmas? “A big, trimmed dick”, of course. Oh, okay. Here’s more (from Gossip Cop):

Elsewhere in the interview, Rihanna gives further insight into her love life. Asked what has been the “sexiest thing a man has ever said” to her, Rihanna replies, “Any man that tells me what to do is sexy!” And, interestingly, she also says that if she wasn’t a singer right now, she’d be a “wife.” And possibly one with kids, although Rihanna further admits her “worst fear” is “childbirth.”

The Q&A also features Rihanna declining to confess the craziest thing she’s ever done. “That’s still a secret,” she says, further sharing that one of the things that “people misunderstand” about her is that she’s “shy.” That’s not to say that Rihanna isn’t also confident or willing to stand her ground. Asked for her mantra, Rihanna declares, “F*ck bitches, get money!”

Ha. More photos from the shoot below. Gotta love Rihanna.

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