Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Carrie Underwood Locked Her Son In Her Car

Carrie Underwood Carrie Underwood is a fine celebrity, right? She's all upstanding and shit, designing her own "activewear" — but even celebrities such as these make mistakes. She reminds me of a really pretty cat that you want to pet that won't let you. You zone in your hand to pet its head, and it swats you away. And you're like, "Bad! Bad Buttons!" And the cat is like, LOL TRY AGAIN BRO. ANYWAY, what was the point? Oh right, Carrie Underwood locked her son (and dogs) in her car, and couldn't get in, LO...

Is Jon Hamm A Single Man?

Jennifer+Westfeldt+Jon+Hamm Jon Hamm is easily one of my favorite actors and celebrity crushes. He's just so damn dreamy, although he isn't without his share of troubles; he entered rehab for alcohol abuse earlier this year, and may or may not have beaten a man in his college days. So, that's something to think about if you're looking to cruise for some Hamm, as the actor is now reportedly single, having broken up from his longtime girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt. The couple have been together for 16 years. Sixteen years. But before you take a moment to mourn the b...

John Stamos Is Going To Rehab

John+Stamos John Stamos was arrested for drunk driving earlier this summer, which prompted many to ask, "Wait, what the hell?" Personally, I was a little shocked/stunned, because when it comes to celebrity shenanigans, John Stamos doesn't really top that list. Dude seems responsible enough, with his work in such upcoming projects like Fuller House and current Greek yogurt commercials. But, it happened, and now, whether it's to save face or for real, John Stamos is entering rehab. PEOPLE confirms it, an...

Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

[caption id="attachment_160474" align="aligncenter" width="600"]Kris Jenner and Kylie Jenner looking like contemporaries rather than mom and daughter, no?[caption id="attachment_160474" align="aligncenter" width="600"] Kris Jenner and Kylie Jenner looking like contemporaries rather than mom and daughter, no?[/caption] Kind of a slow week for celebrity fashion, so I'll keep this week's Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week pretty brief. I managed to find some pretty good looks, though. And by good, I mean wacky. Like ya do. Out of all of these photos, who do you think has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week? Do tell! &n...

Jared Fogle Out Of ‘Sharknado 3’ Following Child Porn Investigation

jared fogle Things are going from bad to worse for Jared Fogle. Subway was all ready to put him in the Family Man role for their upcoming sandwich campaigns (???) and he'd even booked a cameo in Sharknado 3, which we all know is the pinnacle of any man's career, and now neither of those things will happen. In fact, they cut him right out of Sharknado 3 without another thought. Even shitty movies want nothing to do with child pornography. US Weekly confirmed the decision with SyFy, a rep for which stat...

Reese Witherspoon Hates Sofia Vergara & Her Dumb Accent

sofia vergara reese witherspoon Because women can't co-exist in Hollywood without being either BFFs or violent rivals, the latest reports of the latter comes from Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara. They did that shitty "comedy" Hot Pursuit together earlier this year, and while it seemed like they totally got along great, it turns out Reese apparently hates Sofia and her dumb laugh and stupid accent. She wouldn't feel so strongly about Sofia, of course, had the movie not flopped. But since it has, it's obviously down to Sofia and not to the fact that Reese herself sucks...

Princess Charlotte Makes Her Post-Christening Debut

royal family Princess Charlotte, the latest royal baby, was christened last weekend in Norfolk in front of a crowd of thousands, and while we've seen photos from the ceremony, it wasn't until yesterday that Kensington Palace released the official portraits from the event, which were shot by Mario Testino. I have to say, I think the pictures are nice - Kate Middleton looks beautiful as usual, Prince George is cute as a button, Prince William is still bald... but I agree with this op-ed I read this morning...