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Pic of the Day: Ariana Grande is a bit strange

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Nevermind that you’re literally not allowed to photograph Ariana Grande from her right side. The best thing about this is the caption placed on the bottom of the screen during her interview with Australia’s Sunrise program earlier this week. Ariana has been talking about her childhood weirdness for a long while now and seems to think it’s really charming – lest we forget her story about how she apparently took pictures of a demon or something.  The Freddy Krueger story is in, like, EVERY interview now, and it’s getting old, but LOL that Sunrise thought it was worth highlighting.

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Miley Cyrus is an expert in ejaculation

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We’re all aware that Miley Cyrus is a worldwide sensation when it comes to pop artistry, but did you know that her approach to fine arts – such as the collection she’s just released with Jeremy Scott during NYFW – is also very deep and meaningful? Miley has been working on sculpture, and it’s not just about gluing shit onto other shit (though it is also about that). In fact, it has a much greater significance: ejaculate.

From The Guardian:

Cyrus’s sculptures makes use of teddy bears, cameras, party hats, masks, USB keys and a pineapple. “I did the pineapple because you know what they say about pineapple, right?” she said. “If you drink a lot of pineapple juice you’re going to have yummy cum. So that’s why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies, and it says, ‘Fuck.’ I try to think about everything so it has a story to me.”

Oh, okay. Good to know. There’s also this gem:

“They say money can’t buy happiness and it’s totally true,” she said. “Money can buy you a bunch of shit to glue to a bunch of other shit that will make you happy, but … obviously the shit you buy doesn’t make you happier because I’m sitting here gluing a bunch of junk to stuff.”

Talk about profound! I dunno, for as lewd and contrived as Miley can be with this whole ~free spirit~ bullshit she’s into now, I actually kinda like her a lot of the time. I think she’s sorta hilarious and I feel like she doesn’t actually take herself all that serious, so that makes it slightly more acceptable.

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‘Homeland’ gets a new trailer for season 4

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The fourth season of Homeland is due to premiere with a special two-episode event on October 5th, and now we’ve got a full-length trailer giving us a real look into what this next season is going to look like. It’s completely different from the show’s previous direction, but I think it’s just what the series needs if it wants any hope of staying alive.

What do you think of the trailer? Will you be watching the new series? Are you excited to see Claire Danes and her ugly cry return to your screen?

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Kendall Jenner is fully nude and Kourtney Kardashian is into it

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Kendall Jenner is constantly stripping off these days as part of her Serious Modeling Career, but now she’s gone whole hog and got TOTALLY naked for some new campaign or another. Sister Kourtney Kardashian posted the photo on her Instagram page this week, and some of the reactions were hilarious, particularly this one:

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That’s just two of the comments this user posted – she also came back later to say something about how stripping down will only get you heartache and one night stands or something. LOL to that. Look, this family takes its clothes off for money and fame – what of it? It’s not my thing and it’s certainly not “talent” by any means, but if that’s what they want to do, that’s their prerogative and so be it. Get your $$$$, Kardashian/Jenner clan. (And for the record, I do think Kendall is a pretty decent model.)

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The Daily Links

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Bella Thorne is killing it on the red carpet lately [Moe Jackson]

Well hello there, Nina Agdal‘s underwear [Celebslam]

I feel like Mark Wahlberg‘s muscles are a little TOO big [Socialite Life]

Olivia Munn goes out without a bra, world rejoices [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Damn, Jennifer Aniston is still looking gorgeous these days [I'm Not Obsessed]

Emily Ratajkowski brings some serious cleavage to the table [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are feuding now [Lainey Gossip]

Why do celebrity couples wear the WORST outfits? [Romance Beat]

Jessica Biel looks really hot after a workout, guys [Popoholic]

Zac Efron is breaking up fights on the set of his new movie [ICYDK]

What name does Britney Spears use when she checks into hotels? [theBERRY]

Taylor Swift and Lena Dunham like to cosplay as Oregon Trail characters [The Frisky]

Aw, look! The ‘Married with Children’ cast reunited [Celebitchy]

Nicole Trunfio didn’t realize her ass was out, apparently [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Surprise! Jared Leto has a huge weiner [The Blemish]

GQ US is not really happy about Kim Kardashian‘s cover [PopBytes]

Oh snap, Zoe Saldana is actually pregnant with twins [Celebuzz]

Ashley Tisdale got married and no one even knew [TooFab]

Nice boobs, Jennifer Aniston – looking good! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Miley Cyrus really fits in at that gas station [Celebslam]

Does anyone look better in leather than David Beckham? [Socialite Life]

Rita Ora needs to go somewhere with this look [Moe Jackson]

Charlie Hunnam had a nervous breakdown over 50 Shades of Grey [I'm Not Obsessed]

Who’s more beautiful than Julianne Moore? (No one.) [Lainey Gossip]

Fran Drescher got married to the inventor of email [Romance Beat]

Alessandra Ambrosio looks amazing on this magazine cover [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

I’m really not sure how I feel about Keira Knightley [Popoholic]

Jason Segel is looking really well these days [ICYDK]

Kendall Jenner went braless in a see-through dress on the catwalk [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

This is what grandma thinks of Nicki Minaj‘s ‘Anaconda’ video [theBERRY]

Fox news anchors clearly think abuse is hilarious [The Frisky]

Anna Kendrick threw away diamond earrings from a creepy fan [Celebitchy]

Childish Gambino puts other rappers’ freestyles to shame [The Blemish]

Here’s your first extended trailer for ‘American Horror Story: Freakshow’ [PopBytes]

Would you really consider Kris Jenner a MILF? [Celebuzz]

Carrie Underwood has a tiny baby bump already [TooFab]

Justin Bieber stripped at Fashion Rocks and it was awkward

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I’m not sure what the bigger angle of this story actually is: the fact that Justin Bieber stripped on stage at Fashion Rocks or the fact that he apparently can’t read very well. Both things are true, both things are awkward, both things make me want to claw my eyes and ears out even more than usual.

The best part of this whole thing is the guy taking the video. Otherwise, this is my reaction (thanks, ONTD!)

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I guess at least the ‘roids are working?

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Sara Gilbert is expecting her first child with Linda Perry

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Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry got married last spring in a beautiful California ceremony full of friends and family. Now they’re taking their marriage to the next level, because Sara is pregnant with the couple’s first child! Sara announced the news on The Talk this week – US Weekly has the scoop on how it went down (because seriously, who watches that show?):

Gilbert told her fellow costars that she would not be facing her fear of a cinderblock being broken on her stomach during their “Face Your Fears” week. “Before we go I just want to say I’m actually not going to do the dare,” she said. “I was scared to do it and I really believe in facing your fears,” she continued, “but I actually can’t do the dare because I’m pregnant.”

The other ladies on the panel, including Sharon Osbourne, Julie Chen, Aisha Tyler and Sheryl Underwood, apparently all started “freaking out” and acting like this was the first they’d heard of the situation. Maybe it was, who knows?

In any case, congrats to these ladies – babies are adorable (especially when you can give them back, which obviously doesn’t apply here). I’m sure they’ll be great parents! This isn’t the first time Sara will be a parent, anyway – she’s got two kids with her former partner Alison Adler: 9-year-old Levi and 7-year-old Sawyer (though I believe Alison carried both of them).

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