0Lindsay Lohan May Try To Switch Rehab Centers AGAIN

Lindsay Lohan stressed everyone out by bouncing around rehab facilities hours before getting slapped with an arrest warrant before landing in the Betty Ford Center. She’s been there since Thursday and she’d like to go now. This is how I picture her:

Radar has an exclusive.

This is Lohan’s second stay [at Betty Ford] — her sixth in rehab overall — but apparently she isn’t very happy with her situation.

“Lindsay is already begging to switch out of Betty Ford,” a source close to the troubled actress tells RadarOnline.com.

“She has been complaining to everyone that will listen that she doesn’t want to be there and that it isn’t the best place for her.”

LiLo was originally slated to attend Seafield in New York, and then pulled a switcheroo and spent only two minutes in the Morningside Recovery center in Newport Beach before firing her lawyer Mark Heller and re-hiring Shawn Holley, who brokered the deal for her to go the Betty Ford.

“Lindsay says she wants to go to either a treatment center in Hawaii, Crossroad Centre in Antigua, or even Lukens Institute in Florida.”

It’s not supposed to be a goddamn vacation, Lohan. You need to get help for the “5 times” you’ve done cocaine in your life. Perhaps she wants to leave because the Betty Ford Center may take away her Adderall? TMZ has ~~the scoop~~.

Sources connected with the rehab queen tell TMZ … Betty Ford is allowing her to take the powerful drug, Adderall. The reason — she has an Rx and says she’s been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.

Lindsay has made it clear over the last month — she would only go to rehab if she’s allowed to take the med.  BUT … sources tell us doctors at Betty Ford are currently evaluating Lindsay’s diagnosis and the efficacy of the drug.  If doctors disbelieve her diagnosis or the usefulness of Adderall, they will cut her off.

If they think it’s necessary to cut her off, it’s for a good reason. And she’ll whine and stomp her feet and try to get transferred to a center that will cave give in to her. Like how she couldn’t smoke cigarettes at the first rehab place, so she demanded a transfer, using the bullshit excuse that she didn’t feel safe because of paparazzi. Am I too harsh? I don’t care. I don’t think there is anyone left who feels sorry for her. If you do, please tell me why.

May 7, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

10Stars Go Punk At The Met Gala: See The Best And Worst

Anne Hathaway actually blew me away with her punk transformation for the Costume Institute Gala for the “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” exhibition at the Metropolitan Museum (or Met Gala for short). Doesn’t she look great as a blonde? Every year celebs dress to the hilt for the event for whatever the theme is. This year, it’s punk. So keep that in mind when looking at these photos — these looks are supposed to be crazy and over the top.

BEST: Anne Hathaway, January Jones, Sienna Miller

WORST: Almost everyone else, but especially Kerry Washington, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kim Kardashian and honestly there were so many more I couldn’t even deal with.

PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BY: Miley Cyrus and Anne Hathaway

Check it out!

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May 7, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

8Lauryn Hill Is Going To Jail For Tax Evasion. Just A Reminder: Lohan Didn’t

Lauryn Hill is going to jail for 3 months on July 8 for tax evasion. Sorry, not jail — prison. Federal prison. I want to take this time to remind everyone that Lindsay Lohan has not gone to jail for her tax issues and that she should be in jail right now for so many things but she isn’t. Yes, Charlie Sheen helped her with some of her taxes, but not all. She still owes a lot. But that Lauryn Hill…let’s lock her up.

Okay, it is a serious case, and Ms. Hill owes a lot, and if she broke the law, she should go to jail. Federal prison though sounds like a bit much. Um, it probably didn’t help that when she addressed the sentencing judge, she compared her whole ordeal to slavery. From TMZ:

I was put into a system I didn’t know the nature of. … I’m a child of former slaves. I got into an economic paradigm and had that imposed on me. I sold 50 million units … now I’m up here paying a tax debt. If that’s not likened to slavery, I don’t know what is.

I’m guessing the judge did not appreciate that at all and it did not help her case. And what is her case, exactly?

Lauryn Hill has been sentenced to spend 3 months in FEDERAL PRISON for tax evasion … even though she claims she paid off her nearly $1 million bill to Uncle Sam before sentencing.

Before the hearing, Hill’s attorney told the media the singer scraped together more than $970,000 to repay her debt to the government.

The 37-year-old former Fugee pled guilty last year to three counts of tax evasion for failing to file returns on $1.8 million she earned from 2005 to 2007. Lauryn’s attorney asked for mercy because of her charity work and 6 kids … but the judge wasn’t buying it.

So, yes, she definitely effed up, and when you eff up you have to face consequences…LINDSAY.

May 6, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

0Rapper And Vague Lady Gaga Lookalike Kreayshawn Is Pregnant

Kreayshawn’s biggest hit, Gucci Gucci, still pops unto my head where it says there, just chilling out, for hours. Or days. Like your roommate’s gross boyfriend. I still like the song though. Some songs are too stupid and fun to hate.

The California based rapper is pregnant, and she announced it on Instagram with this tasteful announcement captioned, “Everyone’s been wondering why all my pics have been neck up. WELL here’s a neck down one! IM GONNA BE A MOM! ???????????????????????? (Im pregnant)”.

She’s going the Fergie route I guess (Black Eyed Pea Fergie announced her pregnancy on Twitter.)

Kreayshawn is known for the aforementioned rap song about “Gucci Gucci Louis Louis Fendi Fendi Prada” and also for her …interesting style. She’s frequently compared to Lady Gaga, but mostly in terms of looks. Kreayshawn’s music is more like the kind of stuff you would stumble upon on YouTube at 4 AM and wonder if it was some art graduate student’s thesis on the link between style, celebrity, and the degradation of truth. Or whatever. For what it’s worth, I think both Kreayshawn and Lady Gaga are very pretty when they’re not encased in makeup and wearing ugly clothes, but that’s their style.

She is 23.

Please enjoy these photos. Her Instagram account is so full of selfies, she’s almost as bad as Amanda Bynes. ONLY in the sense that there’s lots of selfies. They’re cute but it’s like…we get it, this is what you look like. If we want more we could Google image you, chill out.

May 6, 2013 at 4:35 pm by Catherine St. Ives

1Schwarzenegger’s Kid Is Kind Of A Jerk

Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s 19 year old son, Patrick, was kicked out of Sayers, LA’s #1 eye rollingest club, on Saturday night. He used a fake ID to get in and then, being a super smart guy, acted like a rowdy jackass by throwing ice cubes at the DJ. (Could have been worse; he could have gone Morrissey style and hanged the wretched DJ.) Honestly, who throws ice cubes? Oh, right, an entitled 19 year old asshole.

Then, upon being kicked out, he went all Justin Bieber and shouted he was going to, “Beat the f-ck out of the DJ.”

If he and Bieber aren’t already BFF…then let’s not stop them.

TMZ has more:

“I’m gonna go beat the f**k out of the DJ,” [Patrick] told a group of friends while outside the club.

He then continued complaining to another friend, “Everyone around me wants to beat the f**k out of the DJ … [it sounds like Patrick says 'gay boy'] … I’ll beat the f**k out of him.”

“He kicks everybody out of his table, losing money for the club, losing money for the owner.”

… as Patrick tries to get into an SUV to leave the scene, he’s DENIED by the driver — and Patrick proceeds to condescendingly wave his hand in the driver’s face. Another diva moment.

What? Ugh. Of course he thinks this is how life works. And I’m sure nothing will come of this. At least he didn’t go on a racist tirade like Sean Penn’s kid. So, I mean, there’s that small saving grace? Although he may have called someone gay as an insult…not really sure what TMZ is implying there.

If you’re going to behave like that, why not just invite a bunch of your idiot friends over to your house where you can have a giant ice pelting party and do whatever the f-ck you want? And seriously, dude, Sayers sucks. That’s just embarrassing.

May 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives

0thePMlinks

Oh, snap! Beyoncé brings Blue Ivy out on stage during London gig [ICYDK]

Jennifer Lopez in a bathing suit apparently causes gang violence [The Superficial]

Ryan Gosling goes out lifting boxes because he’s so handsome and useful [Lainey Gossip]

Helen Mirren is getting to be a cranky old lady and I love her [Starpulse]

Little Mix goes and hands out ice cream in London [Splash News Online]

Right, it’s here: Farrah Abraham’s boring ass sex tape [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Jessica Biel takes her dog for a walk, if that’s something you care about [MoeJackson]

Well, Megan Fox is filming the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ film now [Popoholic]

Winona Ryder is making a comeback and we’re definitely glad about it [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Gwendoline Christie is kind of a wonderful woman [OMG Blog]

Maria Sharapova strips down for a new ‘Esquire’ shoot and we are pleased [G Celeb]

Justin Timberlake has another album coming out this year [Socialite Life]

Vanessa Hudgens really likes yoga… and hiding behind her phone [IDLYITW]

Want to dress like Leslie Knope? Well, okay then [The Frisky]

Mark Wahlberg has a new movie coming out and it looks pretty terrible [Elite Daily]

Paris Hilton is pretty glad she’s not related to Lindsay Lohan [StarCrush]

This ‘Thor’ fan has a little too much time on his hands, I’d say [College Poison]

Lil Wayne loses his Mountain Dew deal over some dodgy lyrics [PopCrush]

Donald Trump attacks Jon Stewart for being Jewish, is a total asshole [Celebitchy]

Gisele Bundchen is representing H&M now… instead of Beyoncé? [Yeeeah]

Michael Jackson’s kids might not be his at all [Bitten and Bound]

May 6, 2013 at 1:30 pm by Jennifer