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0Sarah Palin launches her own TV “news” channel

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If there’s one person I never, ever want to hear the news filtered through, it’s Sarah Palin. The woman exists on her own plane of non-reality and is so supremely ignorant on so many topics that I can’t begin to list them all. That’s why it makes perfect sense for her to start her own TV news channel, I suppose, aptly called the Sarah Palin Channel.

From Digital Spy:

The former Republican vice presidential candidate has set up the subscription-based website to speak “directly” to the public, without having to “please the powers that be”.The Sarah Palin Channel launched on Sunday (July 27) and already features videos on Russian President Vladimir Putin, as well as a quote of the day.

She has also included a running tally of the national debt and a countdown timer of the days left for Barack Obama’s administration.

In addition to her political life, Palin has appeared as a Fox News Channel contributor.

Full access to the Sarah Palin Channel costs $9.95 (£5.86) a month or $99.95 (£58.84) a year.

I suppose it only makes sense that one of the first figures she features on her channel is Putin, since she can see Russia from her back yard and all.

Here’s a video announcing this travesty. I hope this thing fails IMMEDIATELY. The last thing we need is even more batshit crazy “politicians” spreading their bullshit. Thankfully you’d have to be an idiot to pay to see this anyway, so the rest of the world can finally live in a dose of Palin’s blissful ignorance without it.

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July 29, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
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2Hilary Duff’s comeback single ‘Chasing the Sun’ is here!

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Hilary Duff has taken a bit of a hiatus from the spotlight over the past several years to get married, have a baby, start raising that baby, etc. But either the money’s run out or she’s just getting a bit bored (or both), because she’s back with a brand new single called ‘Chasing the Sun’, which will appear on her new album later this year. Goody goody gumdrops!

‘Chasing the Sun’ is pop cheese at its finest, and I found myself absent-mindedly tapping my foot to it even though it’s awful and the effects on her vocals are unparalleled. Like, we’re talking Britney Spears levels, here. I’ll just let you have a listen – and a watch of the video – below, and you can decide for yourself:

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July 29, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

1Kendall Jenner succeeded even though you hate the Kardashian family

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Kendall Jenner is becoming a bit of a big deal in the modeling world. She’s walked the runways and appeared in campaigns for some of the biggest fashion brands on the planet, and that’s all thanks to her own talent, NOT her famous family. You see, Kendall knows you all hate the Kardashians and that they’re a joke when it comes to any serious industry, but she wasn’t going to let that stop her. She succeeded in spite of them, not because of them.

From LOVE magazine (via The Cut):

While one might think that Jenner’s name recognition helped her career, she claims the opposite is true. “I was like, ‘You know what? I want to be high fashion. I want to be taken seriously … People think that this [success] just came to me. But it didn’t. What I have has almost worked against me. I had to work even harder to get where I wanted because people didn’t take me seriously as a model. Because of the TV show,” she adds needlessly. “I went on castings and some people weren’t feeling me because of my name. But it was great when people didn’t recognize me. I was like, ‘Thank you. Please don’t recognize me.’”

Oh, whatever. She also revealed that she basically wants her sisters nowhere around her when it comes to her work, since apparently Kim was invited to a lot of the runway shows Kendall was walking in and Kendall told her not to bother coming to see it. Actually, here’s the official quote:

“Kim was invited to a lot of the shows that I was in,” she says. “She called me before and was like, ‘Hey, I was invited to the show, I just wanted to let you know. Do you want me to come?’ and I was like, ‘No.’”

LOL, well… okay. I mean, damn. Homegirl seems intent on distancing herself from her family name – and I can see why, but that’s harsh as hell. I guess if you want to be taken seriously, however, it’s kinda necessary. But when Kim Kardashian’s own sister doesn’t want to be associated with her professionally, I think that says something…

P.S. Try something different, Kendall – tired of seeing you topless already. Old news.

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July 29, 2014 at 5:30 am by Jennifer
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1Christopher Meloni shows off his package

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Oh dear, it’s a Jon Hamm‘s dong situation all over again, but this time, Christopher Meloni is the one posting dick pics (of sorts) online. In fact, he is fully clothed, but I dunno what made him think posting this picture of his dog staring at his crotch was a great idea. Here we are, though, so we might as well just accept it. Here’s Chis’s dong in all its shrouded glory (Oh, and he captioned it: “I will stare at your genitalia until u feed me…. #dogpsychology.” Ooookay!):

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I guess we know where Detective Stabler kept his gun, now? (Awful, I know.)

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July 28, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
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2Rumer Willis spoofs Ariana Grande in ‘Problem’ parody

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I didn’t actually realize that Rumer Willis did any “acting” or had anything to do with comedy, to be honest. I thought she just walked around in a bikini, drinking champagne all the time (i.e. partying) and living off her parents’ money. But it seems we all underestimated her, as she’s now taken part in ‘SPF’, a parody of Ariana Grande‘s ‘Problem’ that’s… clever, I guess? Semi-amusing? I don’t really even know what to say or why this is a thing, but you can watch and decide for yourself.

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July 28, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
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0The Daily Links

Kim+Kardashian

Did Kim Kardashian kiss her step-brother? [TooFab]

Hugh Jackman is really good at selfies, loves life [Socialite Life]

Wes Bentley is my Dr Strange, so deal with it [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam]

Lily Allen let a nipple out on stage [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Here’s the first official pics of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman [Popoholic]

Cassie has a smoking hot bikini body [Moe Jackson]

Sophie Simmons has an extremely wet t-shirt [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here’s your Season 5 trailer for ‘The Walking Dead’ [The Frisky]

Good to see that Beyoncé really knows how to have fun [I'm Not Obsessed]

Watch Lily Allen‘s ‘As Long As I Got You’ video [PopBytes]

You’d never guess these celebs are the same age [theBERRY]

Celebs going down on other celebs? I don’t even know [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

This is Lindsay Lohan looking “happy and healthy” [Celebuzz]

Leonardo DiCaprio is really good at karate, it seems [Socialite Life]

Good to see Vin Diesel really getting into it [Lainey Gossip]

Scary Spice is looking good these days [Celebslam]

Selena Gomez is playing up her lesbian side [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Test footage from the ‘Deadpool’ movie leaked [The Blemish]

Jessica Alba really won Comic-Con, I’d say [Popoholic]

Nice bikini body you got there, Carla Howe [Moe Jackson]

Tom Hiddleston wrote a gushing fanboy letter to Joss Whedon [Celebitchy]

Ricky Martin is killing the selfie game [Socialite Life]

Nora Segura lost her bikini top [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are now Jofia, so deal with it [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s a little Justin Bieber just for the ladies [Celebslam]

‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ looks like it’ll be good [The Blemish]

Vanessa Hudgens got shy while juice shopping [Moe Jackson]

Kelly Brook is doing some sexy dancing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Look how amazing The Rock looked in the ’90s [PopBytes]

Piper Perabo got married this weekend! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Zoe Saldana says she has really big balls [The Frisky]

This is what Rita Ora looks like in a leather catsuit [Celebuzz]

This 3-year-old rocked a drum solo [theBERRY]

July 28, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
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