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John Stamos Arrested For Driving Drunk

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John Stamos, perhaps best known for playing Uncle Jesse on Full House, was pulled over in Beverly Hills last night after police were bombarded with calls about a possible drunk driver in the area. Which begs the question, what ever happened to predictability? (Sorry, sorry). I’m really going to do my best not to make Full House jokes, because there’s nothing funny about drunk driving. Here’s what went down, from CNN:

The 51-year-old actor — the only person in his vehicle — was pulled over, after which he showed officers his driver’s license and identified himself verbally. Paramedics transported him to an area hospital due to a possible medical condition, according to [Beverly Hills police Sgt. David] Armour.

Once at the hospital, authorities came to the conclusion that he’d been driving under the influence and arrested him, the police sergeant said.

Stamos was given a citation for DUI and released to the care of the hospital.

According to Armour, Stamos is set to appear in court September 11 in connection with the incident.

I wonder if he asked the arresting officer to, “Have mercy.” Damnit, sorry, sorry. Again, not funny. I guess I’m just kind of amazed. Like, why, John Stamos, why? How do you not know better? How do you not call a car to pick your drunk ass up and take you home? It’s not like you can’t afford it. I don’t get it.

Anyway, Stamos commented on the incident on Twitter:

 


OK, buddy. Whatever.

Stamos is set to appear in the upcoming Netflix series Fuller House, a Full House spinoff.

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Lark Voorhies’ Facebook Husband Is A Wanted Man

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Lark Voorhies, AKA Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell, has had quite the year. I don’t mean acting-wise, of course. She hasn’t had “quite the year” in the same way that, say, Jennifer Lawrence has had “quite the year.” So let’s catch up with Ms. Voorhies.

In April, she secretly (and quickly) married a man she met off of Facebook. But guys, guess what? It’s not all right, and she’s not saved by the bell, because said Facebook husband, is, oh, a bit of a fugitive. Man, who could have seen something like this coming?

His name is Jimmy Green, and he’s got a warrant out for his arrest. From TMZ:

Jimmy Green is a wanted man in Tuscon, Arizona after a 2012 incident in which he allegedly threatened to kill a store owner. According to a police report — obtained by TMZ — Green allegedly tried to return a cellphone but the owner refused to take it back. Cops say he then became enraged, threw the phone at the wall and said, “I’m going to break the store and kill (you).”

Green was charged with making criminal threats and disorderly conduct. He failed to appear for a court hearing and that’s why the warrant was issued.

Man, you think you know a guy. Okay, seriously though, I do feel kind of bad for her. Her personal life is a mess, the tabloids make fun of her surgically altered face, and she never really got any sort of momentum going after Saved by the Bell ended the way the others did. She wasn’t on the mini reunion on Jimmy Fallon’s show, and she’s never been on Dancing with the Stars. At least she’s not doing as badly as Screech. I don’t think anyone could do as badly as Screech. So hey, at least she’s got that going for her!

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Dave Grohl Broke Leg During Concert And Kept Performing

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Dave Grohl is a cool dude, right? Like I’m not a huge Foo Fighters fan, but I like some of their tunes, and I’ve always appreciated what he has to say in interviews about the current state of music (good lord, I sound 92). I remember he did one interview where he gave American Idol major sideye. My point is, he’s always been solid in my book, but after hearing about his story, I now think he’s totally badass.

Grohl was performing with The Foo Fighters in Sweden, when he suddenly fell off the stage. Here’s what happened next, according to PEOPLE:

“Now look, I think I just broke my leg. I think I really broke my leg, so look you have my promise right now that the Foo Fighters, we’re gonna come back and finish this show,” he said as he lay on the stage. “But right now I’m gonna go to the hospital. I’m gonna fix my leg but them I’m gonna come back and we’re going to play for you again. I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry.”

Grohl, 46, then asked drummer Taylor Hawkins to fill in for him as he was carried out on a stretcher.

After being attended to by medics backstage who cut his jeans and bandaged his leg, Grohl came back out, took a seat and continued performing.

Apparently, when doctors asked him if he needed anything, his response was, “Whisky. Now.” Of course it was. That’s the cherry on top of the sundae of badassery that is Dave Grohl.

What’s the best concert you’ve ever been to?

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week

Space leggings, you guys. We have Julia Stiles in space leggings. Hell yes or God no?

Space leggings, you guys. We have Julia Stiles in space leggings. Hell yes or God no?

So we’ve got a smattering of red carpet events for this round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Some Tony Awards stuff, the Jurassic World premiere, etc. Some of it’s great, some of it’s damn questionable. As for which is which, I’ll leave that to you to decide.

Go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week!

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Bryce Dallas Howard. This look is way too harsh on her. I think she’s a beautiful girl and doesn’t need such a forceful look.

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Tom Hanks Still Hasn’t Told His Son Chet To STFU

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OH GOD WHY?! Why won’t Tom Hanks‘ son Chet just shut the hell up already? Why hasn’t Tom told him to? Why hasn’t Rita Wilson told him to? Why hasn’t Chet told HIMSELF to? WHY IS CHET STILL TALKING? This is, I’m pretty sure, the question still on everyone’s mind given the controversy surrounding Chet’s incessant insistence that the word “nigga” is his to use and anyone who disagrees is a hater or racist (despite the fact that many of the people who disagree are indeed black). It’s hip hop culture, man! What do YOU know!

After that whole thing, Chet decided to get wild and destroy is London hotel room after causing over £1,200 worth of damage. Cops had to be called and they want to talk to Chet, who dipped out before they could get to him. So once Chet got back to LA, TMZ caught up with him and wanted to know what his problem is and whether or not his parents love him enough to smack some sense into his stupid ass. The short answer? Eh… 

“My parents are just like making sure I’m good, they don’t really tell me what to do anymore because I’m grown. They just be making sure I’m happy and safe, that’s all.”

“My parents, they be like telling me to stay off social media period. Even before this happened, they’d be like ‘Don’t be on Instagram so much’ but like they’re the old generation, they don’t get it. We’re the new generation, we do things differently now. You’re either gonna get it, or you’re not gonna get it.”

Oh, and as for whether or not he’s learned anything about his choice of words, that’s a negatory:

“I do have black friends that use it with me and I use it with them.”

Sigh.

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Kylie Jenner Is Making A Secret Album With Tyga

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We all know by now that Kylie Jenner can sing. Er, she wants to sing, and to become the next Katy Perry even though she literally already has enough money to last her 900 lifetimes. And while she was rumoured to have been working on a single a while back with her gross boyfriend Tyga, it now seems that project has turned into a full-blown album that he’ll be producing. Ugh, whatever.

Caitlyn Jenner’s youngest daughter, who has showcased her vocals by singing tracks such as DJ Khaled’s “How Many Things” on her Snapchat account, is taking vocal lessons — and according to her mom, Kris Jenner, she sounds “amazing.”

An insider tells Us that the PacSun and Topshop line fashion designer is also leaning on brother-in-law Kanye West for advice, as well as pal Pia Mia.

But it’s Jenner’s boyfriend of nine months who is her biggest supporter. “He’s helping her write,” a second insider tells Us of Tyga, 25. “It’s very Tinashe-type music.”

Jenner even recently changed her Instagram bio to King Kylie, giving Tyga, who runs the label Last Kings, a discreet shout-out.

Why does God hate us, you guys? The day Kylie Jenner puts out a “Tinashe-esque” album is the day I’m going Van Gogh and cutting off my own ears, because this is just getting ridiculous.

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Everyone’s Bugging Out Over Jennifer Lawrence’s Hot New Bodyguard

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Jennifer Lawrence has been spending some time in New York lately, hanging out with Taylor Swift (seriously) and searching for an apartment to buy. She’s also been shopping for a new bodyguard, it seems, and she found one in some bro called Greg Lenz, who looks like he was ripped from the pages of an Abercrombie & Fitch catalogue. People are going nuts over this guy since I suppose he’s conventionally hot (does nothing for me, but I try to walk in others’ shoes). What do you guys think?

It seems that Greg’s main job is basically to carry around her dog, which, LOL, okay. Here’s my real question, though: Does Jennifer Lawrence really need a bodyguard? I suppose maybe when you have to do something public like you’re out looking at places in New York, or… I mean, I don’t know? I don’t think anyone would really bother her all that much, and likely they wouldn’t even recognize her if she was wearing that hat and shades, so… just seems like a lot of pomp and circumstance, but I do know there are crazies out there.

Here’s another pic of Greg, plus a pic of the other sexy bodyguard (I laughed while typing that) JLaw had last year. “Jen likes the hot ones!” is a legit quote US Weekly had from a “source”, by the way.

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And here’s the old bodyguard, Justin Riblet:

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