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Why aren’t we paying more attention to Jourdan Dunn? [Moe Jackson]

Adam Levine‘s Instagram is a thing of horrors [Socialite Life]

Good to see Jessica Alba still busts out the cleavage (so to speak) [Popoholic]

Alessandra Ambrosio is extremely photogenic (and topless) [Celebslam]

Claudia Romani showed her thong in public (again) [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Let’s appreciate Chris Pratt for a moment, shall we? [Lainey Gossip]

Christopher Nolan is kind of a dick – not that you’re surprised [The Blemish]

Hayden Panetteiere is doing the pregnant bikini thing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

This is how Benedict Cumberbatch relieves stress [Celebitchy]

Here are your ‘Hunger Games‘ hotties in one handy gallery [theBERRY]

Good to see Snooki back to her partying ways in Miami [I'm Not Obsessed]

Here are some Disney characters dressed as pop stars [The Frisky]

Here’s your first look at the Simpsons/Futurama crossover! [PopBytes]

Robert Pattinson and FKA Twigs make an adorable couple [Celebuzz]

Nicole Kidman slipped a nip on the red carpet – oops! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Alyssa Milano is trying to pull a Gisele Bundchen on us [Too Fab]

Can the Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger marriage last? [Romance Beat]

Emily Ratajkowski did a sexy new photo shoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Mario Lopez and Tiffani Thiessen had a mini ‘Saved By the Bell’ reunion [Socialite Life]

Thanks for bringing your cleavage out to play, Selena Gomez [Popoholic]

Kate Beckinsale is extremely gorgeous, in case you forgot [Celebslam]

Jennifer Lawrence went to Germany in a very short skirt [Moe Jackson]

What kind of hotness is Charlie Hunnam bringing to the table? [Lainey Gossip]

Heidi Montag is ready to be Amanda Bynes‘ saviour [The Blemish]

Nicki Minaj has been using Nazi imagery in her ‘Only’ video [Celebitchy]

Sara Malakul is wearing lingerie and taking pictures [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Apparently the UK loves the Kardashian family [I'm Not Obsessed]

The trailer for the new season of ‘Girls’ is here [The Frisky]

Julianne Moore always looks so beautiful! [Celebuzz]

Khloe Kardashian and French Montana seem to be back together…

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Khloe Kardashian and French Montana ended their relationship in September after a VERY short amount of time. As in, short even by Hollywood standards. But the heart wants what it wants, because they’re clearly back on again after seeing Khloe’s birthday message to French that she posted on Instagram over the weekend. The above photo was accompanied by the following caption:

“Happy birthday baby boy! In only a short amount of time we have created timeless memories,” she captioned the romantic beach shot of the ex-couple. “Happy birthday to a man who genuinely lives life to its fullest. ‘What’s understood doesn’t need to be explained’ @frenchmontana I can’t wait to celebrate life with you tonight! You deserve it!!”

Well, that’s sweet? Obviously there’s no way in hell these two are going to last, but Khloe was probably feeling the pressure, as per usual. After all, Kourtney‘s got Scott (for better or worse), Kim‘s with Kanye and even Kris is turning up the heat with her new fauxmance.

Poor Khloe. She’s the best Kardashian but she just has the worst luck.

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Macaulay Culkin isn’t dead, don’t worry

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Apparently Macaulay Culkin was the victim of another silly celebrity death hoax online this weekend, but don’t worry – he’s very much alive and is apparently on tour with his pizza-themed cover band. He’s not upset about your silly jokes, though. In fact, he’s taking it all in good stride, by pretending he’s in Weekend at Bernie’s.

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LOL. Well, it’s good that Macaulay is still alive… but why on earth is the celebrity death hoax a thing. Like, what’s the point? People are going to found out that the celebrity isn’t actually dead, and it serves zero purpose. People have too much time on their hands, I think…

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Britney Spears posts selfie with new boyfriend Charlie Ebersol

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Britney Spears wasn’t going to waste too much time lying around in lingerie reading books on her own. Only a couple of months after splitting from her cheating, good for nothing ex, David Lucado, BritBrit has already got a new man in boyfriend Charlie Ebersol, and she’s keen to show him off!

I gotta be honest, when I first saw this picture, I thought she was just posing with her hairdresser or something (because admittedly, I don’t follow Britney news the way I should). They look so cute together, though! He looks put together and like a grown ass man, which is what Britney needs, obviously. Look at her cheesy grin! So cute!

Charlie is 31 and apparently a producer and writer. Dunno how they met or how romance bloomed, but let homegirl enjoy it for now.

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Blake Lively And Martha Stewart Are Friends

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Martha Stewart was rumored to have been throwing shade at Blake Lively for trying to “be like her”, but the two appear to be friends, even motorcycle buddies. Or at least, husband Ryan Reynolds and Ms. Stewart are motorcycle buddies. Ms. Lively made an appearance at Ms. Stewart’s Third Annual American Made Summit and discussed how BFF-y they are, saying, (via PEOPLE):

When we met Martha, she was like, ‘I’ll ride motorcycles with you, Ryan.’ That’s the only woman that can creep up on my man and I would be okay with it.

Well that’s just super. I’m sorry, but I am so over Ms. Blake Antebellum America Lively. And so over her website. I much prefer the version where Martha Stewart is throwing shade all over Blake Lively, because, let’s be real, that is way more entertaining than hearing Lively joke about Martha Stewart taking her man and playing nice. Stewart even introduced Lively as her “friend and neighbor.” I hope that’s just for appearance’s sake and she really is annoyed with Blake Lively and her blog, like most of us. Maybe I’m just too grumpy though.

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Andy Dick Is The Worst Jewel Thief Ever

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Oh Andy Dick, you’re backsliding again. Just when you think this guy might be okay, he pulls another stunt. He’s been arrested again, in Hollywood, this time for suspicion of felony grand theft, which is a fancy way of saying he stole an expensive necklace. More from E!:

According to People magazine, the 48-year-old troubled actor and comedian is accused of stealing a necklace last week. He was reportedly riding a bicycle in town and stopped next to a man, asking him if he could look at his chain. The man agreed and handed over the necklace, reportedly worth $1,000, and the allegedly actor rode off with it. The man then reported the incident to police, according to the magazine.

Dick was arrested in a well-trafficked area of Hollywood, located near many nightclubs, on Friday at 11:10 p.m., according to police records. He was detained on suspicion of felony grand theft, a spokesperson told E! News. The actor was released at 5:20 a.m. on Saturday after a $25,000 bond was posted. Dick has a Dec. 4 court date.

If convicted, he could be sentenced to a maximum punishment of three years in state prison. If he ends up being charged with a misdemeanor, it drops to one year.

The article also goes on to say it’s “unclear” if Mr. Dick was “under the influence” at the time of his arrest. I’m betting he was.

Listen, it may sound crazy, but I was rooting for the guy. I really liked him on Dancing with the Stars. He showed a shitload of remorse for his errant ways and behavior, and really endeared himself to the audience. But he’s just throwing that out the window, and I don’t know how much longer I can root for him.

This whole story is so bizarre. Who the hell grabs someone’s necklace and takes off on a bicycle? Worst jewel thief ever.

Are YOU rooting for Andy Dick? Or are you just totally over him?

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Bradley Cooper, Clean-Shaven: Hell Yes or God No?

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Bradley Cooper, master manipulator, shaved his beard, and the world took notice. Specifically E!, who posted the above photo, wondering who that man was (“Bradley Cooper, Is That You?” they asked. “Actor Nearly Unrecognizable Without His Beard.”) I don’t think it’s quite that extreme, E!. You can still tell it’s Bradley Cooper, although it is quite a change. He ALMOST looks like Ryan Gosling.

So because he took such a leap, it’s time to ask you guys: is this new look a “hell, yes”, or a “God, no”? As far as male facial looks go, it’s world’s better than James Franco’s shaved head, which is terrifying on so many levels.

But I’m gonna vote “hell yes” on this one. You guys?

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