Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jared Fogle Out Of ‘Sharknado 3’ Following Child Porn Investigation

jared fogle Things are going from bad to worse for Jared Fogle. Subway was all ready to put him in the Family Man role for their upcoming sandwich campaigns (???) and he'd even booked a cameo in Sharknado 3, which we all know is the pinnacle of any man's career, and now neither of those things will happen. In fact, they cut him right out of Sharknado 3 without another thought. Even shitty movies want nothing to do with child pornography. US Weekly confirmed the decision with SyFy, a rep for which stat...

Reese Witherspoon Hates Sofia Vergara & Her Dumb Accent

sofia vergara reese witherspoon Because women can't co-exist in Hollywood without being either BFFs or violent rivals, the latest reports of the latter comes from Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara. They did that shitty "comedy" Hot Pursuit together earlier this year, and while it seemed like they totally got along great, it turns out Reese apparently hates Sofia and her dumb laugh and stupid accent. She wouldn't feel so strongly about Sofia, of course, had the movie not flopped. But since it has, it's obviously down to Sofia and not to the fact that Reese herself sucks...

Princess Charlotte Makes Her Post-Christening Debut

royal family Princess Charlotte, the latest royal baby, was christened last weekend in Norfolk in front of a crowd of thousands, and while we've seen photos from the ceremony, it wasn't until yesterday that Kensington Palace released the official portraits from the event, which were shot by Mario Testino. I have to say, I think the pictures are nice - Kate Middleton looks beautiful as usual, Prince George is cute as a button, Prince William is still bald... but I agree with this op-ed I read this morning...

Kim Kardashian Poses For Kanye West-Directed Photoshoot In A Cow Pasture

kim kardashian system cover You know, I truly feel that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's relationship might just make it in this world. After all, you'll never find two greater egomaniacs on the planet, people who think more highly of themselves and each other, so there's that. Then there's the fact that neither one of them is capable of seeing how batshit insane the other is. In fact, they think the insanity is wonderful and in fact not insanity at all, but rather a sign of genius. In other words, they're mutually delusi...

Caitlyn Jenner Paints Her Nails As Crash Impact Footage Leaks

caitlyn jenner I'm proud of Caitlyn Jenner for how comfortable she's become in her own skin, and how much she's enjoying the experience of finally being who she is in the world. It must feel so freeing, and like such a relief, to not have to hide yourself anymore. It's great, and I think the video she posted on WhoSay yesterday of her practicing painting her nails is really cute... but it's just a weird juxtaposition with the other Caitlyn-related video that popped up online around the same time, showing t...

Luke Wilson Is Getting $438k From His Former Assistant

luke wilson Usually, when you hear of a court case between a celebrity and a former assistant, the financial reward goes to the ex-employee. Not so for Luke Wilson's case against his Charles Lodi, Wilson's old assistant who was caught red-handed racking up over $100,000 worth of charges on Wilson's credit cards. Now, Lodi will have to pay back over $438,000 after a court ruling in California this week. A judge awarded Wilson $438k from Charles Lodi -- the former employee he sued for using his credit card...

Scott Disick Doesn’t Believe Kourtney Kardashian Breakup Is Permanent

kourtney kardashian scott disick Scott Disick is an absolute mess. He's got drug and alcohol issues out the ass that he refuses to get under control, he's a cheater, a terrible father, a narcissist... need I go on? I don't think so. And while pretty much anyone with a brain in their head is stoked that Kourtney Kardashian finally had enough sense to kick his ass to the curb, Scott's not sweating it because he's confident she'll take him back in no time and this breakup isn't permanent. "Scott says that he's doing fine," the source says. "He says that he is not upset that the relationship ...