After hearing the sad, sad news that Mila Kunis is actually carrying Ashton Kutcher‘s baby, it’s only natural that we start scrutinizing her body for any sign of such awful Hollywood things like fat ankles, bloating in the face and of course, a larger stomach.
That’s right, baby bump watch is in FULL SWING, and Mila Kunis is starting to show! You can see in the above photo, taken while she was “out shopping in Beverly Hills” (according to US Weekly), that she is indeed with child. Or maybe she just ate a really good burrito at Chipotle. Nah, that’s a baby.
Can’t wait to see the multi-page pregnancy spreads and the stories about how much fatherhood changes Ashton, ‘cos you know they’re coming.
Oh, and if you want some “inside” scoop (“shit made up by an intern”), here you go:
“They are happy, healthy, and excited to start a family,” an insider told Us Weekly of Kunis, 30, and Kutcher, 36. The Black Swan actress, in particular, “is all about being a mother,” the insider added.
LOL, okay. I would hope she’s all about being a mother, given the fact that SHE’S GOING TO BE ONE.
March 27, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Robin Thicke claims he and Paula Patton are “very happy” [ICYDK]
Prince Harry and Alexander Skarsgard were in the same place and the world didn’t end [Lainey Gossip]
Well, good to see Brad Pitt looking “refreshed” [Celebitchy]
Isabel Goulart still gives sexy workouts [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
’50 Shades of Grey’ is going the romantic route [I'm Not Obsessed]
Tara Reid did have a heyday, you know [Fishwrapper]
Gigi Hadid loves showing off her body [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Did Taylor Swift buy Peter Jackson’s $20 million NYC penthouses? [Celebuzz]
Kelly Osbourne calls Kimye’s Vogue cover “disgusting” [TooFab]
Jennifer Lopez dropped the F-bomb on American Idol [Starpulse]
Mandy Moore was even a gorgeous kid [theBERRY]
Did Chris Martin cheat on Gwyneth Paltrow with Kate Hudson? [The Frisky]
Emma Watson is in too many shades of red [Popoholic]
Jon Hamm kept his ham away while accepting an award [Socialite Life]
Miranda Kerr is a beautiful vision of spring [Moe Jackson]
Britney Spears is still rocking bikinis [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Kim Kardashian’s daughter knows exactly why she’s famous [PopBytes]
Sarah Silverman supports Barbie’s body [OMG Blog]
So… Andrew Garfield tapes his penis back? [The Blemish]
Maria Menounos wore a see-through dress on Howard Stern [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
So, Lamar Odom’s been canoodling with his ex? [Bossip]
Who will Gwyneth Paltrow hook up with next? [The Superficial]
Candace Cameron is looking great these days [ICYDK]
Liam Neeson has plenty of thoughts on Woody Allen [Celebitchy]
Angelina Jolie let Pax buy a “swearing finger” toy [I'm Not Obessed]
What’s behind the Kardashian hairstyles? [Celebuzz]
Jimmy Kimmel is corrupting the nation’s children [Socialite Life]
March 27, 2014 at 8:30 am by Evil Beet
This is the most bizarre story, and something tells me there’s white powder in the air on this one, because otherwise it just doesn’t make sense. Zac Efron and a dude he later identified to police as his bodyguard were attacked in the Skid Row area of Los Angeles by a group of “transients” who apparently thought Zac threw a bottle at them while they were waiting in their car for a tow truck. With me so far?
We’re told cops were on patrol under the Harbor Freeway when they saw Zac and a man he identified as his bodyguard. Cops saw Zac and the other guy in a full-blown melee with at least 3 other people.
After breaking up the fight, cops questioned Zac. He told them they had run out of gas and were sitting in the car. Zac said while waiting for a tow truck they threw a bottle out the window — he never said what was in the bottle — and it smashed on the pavement near a group of transients.
Zac said the transients confronted him and the bodyguard because they believed the pair hurled the bottle at them. Zac says 2 of the transients attacked the bodyguard and when Zac got out of the car to help, he got cold cocked in the mouth. Zac said, “It was the hardest I’ve ever been hit in my life.”
Don’t forget Zac “slipped on a puddle” a few months back and broke his jaw, and most people knew that it was probably an injury resulting in some coke-fueled binge. Sure, he’s apparently been sober for ages, but why do I feel like this whole “attack” by transients thing has something to do with a drug deal gone awry? Sure, maybe it is as he says, but it all seems rather weird, don’t you think?
March 27, 2014 at 7:30 am by Jennifer
Yup, this is a thing we’re doing now. We’re all pretty sure that Gwyneth Paltrow is a serial cheater (girllll, did you HEAR about that Whisper drama?), but now that her split from Chris Martin is official, we’re going to start scouring the archives for any scrap of evidence that might support our theory that ol’ Goopy couldn’t keep it in her pants. It’s sort of sad and more than sort of dumb, but here we are.
The newest ¡Escandalo! is apparently that Gwyn was pictured kissing her ex-boyfriend, Donovan Leitch, at a Dodgers game in broad daylight last September, six months before she split from Chris. Here’s the bullshit in question:
I’m no rocket scientist, but that hardly looks like romance to me. First of all, rich people do weird shit like kissing on the lips when they’re just friends, right? Like, I feel like that’s not a weird thing at all, when it comes to celebrities. Also, Donovan and Gwyneth dated in the early ’90s, before she even got with Brad Pitt, so their history is ancient as shit. Thirdly, he’s not even one of of the names on the list of dudes Gwyn apparently cheated on Chris Martin with, so whatever.
Can we not let this whole thing go? Like, is this what we’re reduced to now – scouring the paparazzi archives to see if we can find her even standing next to another man she might have cheated with? It’s gonna be a long 2014, if that’s the case.
March 27, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
If I had to make a list of things I never want to see in my lifetime, ever ever ever under any circumstance, I’d have to put a Kris Jenner sex tape at the top of that list. But apparently she made one, and apparently someone has it and they want the Momager Supreme to fork over some big bucks or else they’re going to sell it and put it on the Internet. Clearly this guy hasn’t got the memo that that’s exactly the kind of publicity this family likes, but whatever…
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … L.A. County Sheriff’s Deputies went to the Jenner house Tuesday and took a report, which says Kris has been receiving up to 300 phone calls, voice mails and texts a day for the last few weeks — day and night — from someone who says they have the tape.
We’re told the person has recently told Kris if she doesn’t ante up a big sum … TMZ will post the sex tape. FYI … it’s not true and besides, it’s not up our alley.
Kris told deputies there is no such tape and the caller even flip-flopped during several calls and said Khloe — not Kris — starred in the tape.
Kris claims it’s extortion, and deputies have launched an investigation.
Who can say if this thing even exists? I suppose there’s a possibility that it doesn’t, but Kris seems like that’s exactly the kinda freak shit she’d be into, so I can see it. However, what would it really do either way? It certainly won’t HURT her “career” in any way, and could in fact help it like it did for Kim (though maybe not, considering). I just wonder who the market would be for this. It all seems so bizarre!
March 26, 2014 at 3:00 pm by Jennifer
Hold the obvious jokes that are sure to spring to mind when I tell you that LeAnn Rimes has TMJ and frequently pops her jaw out of place, because it’s central to this story. The jaw-popping happened during a concert in Oklahoma on Sunday night.
You see, LeAnn usually comes out to do several songs as part of her encore but she had to abort that mission when her jaw went wacko and she could no longer sing. Judging from some more recent performances, maybe that’s not such a bad thing.
She apologized via Twitter later, as you do, but don’t worry – she’ll be terrorizing our eardrums again in no time, I’m sure!
Oklahoma!!!! I love you so much! I'm sorry for no encore. I had my jaw pop out of place & I can't hear out of my left ear. #tmjsucks
— LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) March 23, 2014