Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Ellen DeGeneres recreated Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ video and it’s hilarious

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Nicki Minaj released her video for ‘Anaconda’ last month and pretty much EVERYONE was talking about it. It was definitely a NSFW affair, but if anyone can bring things back down to earth a bit, it’s Ellen DeGeneres. She decided to create her own version of the ‘Anaconda’ video – or rather, hilariously insert herself in the original – and the results are amazing.

How can you not love Ellen? She’s the best!

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Liv Tyler is pregnant with her second child!

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You don’t hear enough about Liv Tyler these days. She’s a lovely actress and seems like a lovely person, from what I’ve read of her, but she keeps a low profile – I imagine purposely. We do have a little bit of news, though: she’s pregnant with her second child!

From People:

The Leftovers actress is expecting a child, PEOPLE has confirmed.

Tyler, 37, is already mom to Milo, 9, her son with ex-husband Royston Langdon.

She is dating Dave Gardner, a British football agent and friend of David Beckham, who appeared with the soccer star in his documentary, David Beckham into the Unknown. The couple has been photographed out and about together over the past four months.

Cute! Also, it’s always jarring when I see a human named Milo, since that’s my dog’s name (but it is a very cute name). Congrats to Liv & Dave and yay babies!

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Kanye West hospitalized for a migraine

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Kanye West is currently touring in Australia, and shit got serious yesterday when he was rushed to hospital. It wasn’t what you think – this wasn’t the result of some hip hop beef or another fight with a photographer. It was… for a headache.

From TMZ:

Yeezus and his entourage rushed to the emergency room Wednesday in Melbourne after playing basketball.

Sources tell us Kanye had a pretty intense migraine.  He was released later that afternoon after doctors checked him out and determined it wasn’t serious.

The Australian media is claiming Kanye suffered seizure like symptoms … but we’re told it’s not true.

He wasn’t the worse for wear … Kanye made it to his show at the Rod Laver Arena that evening … and ranted like his normal self.

Aw, poor wittle baby. I think it’s hilarious that it’s always the big hard men who have so much shit to talk on a daily basis that are the biggest babies about stuff like this. I’m not saying migraines can’t be scary, especially if you’re not used to having them, or that you shouldn’t seek medical attention if you think something’s wrong… but really, man?

Clearly it wasn’t that bad since he was back to himself hours later. Also, no wonder he had a headache – he’s an absolute misery and gives me one on a daily basis. It’s only natural that he’d experience it for himself after a while.

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Pic of the Day: Ariana Grande is a bit strange

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Nevermind that you’re literally not allowed to photograph Ariana Grande from her right side. The best thing about this is the caption placed on the bottom of the screen during her interview with Australia’s Sunrise program earlier this week. Ariana has been talking about her childhood weirdness for a long while now and seems to think it’s really charming – lest we forget her story about how she apparently took pictures of a demon or something.  The Freddy Krueger story is in, like, EVERY interview now, and it’s getting old, but LOL that Sunrise thought it was worth highlighting.

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Miley Cyrus is an expert in ejaculation

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We’re all aware that Miley Cyrus is a worldwide sensation when it comes to pop artistry, but did you know that her approach to fine arts – such as the collection she’s just released with Jeremy Scott during NYFW – is also very deep and meaningful? Miley has been working on sculpture, and it’s not just about gluing shit onto other shit (though it is also about that). In fact, it has a much greater significance: ejaculate.

From The Guardian:

Cyrus’s sculptures makes use of teddy bears, cameras, party hats, masks, USB keys and a pineapple. “I did the pineapple because you know what they say about pineapple, right?” she said. “If you drink a lot of pineapple juice you’re going to have yummy cum. So that’s why I put it on the dick with a bunch of babies, and it says, ‘Fuck.’ I try to think about everything so it has a story to me.”

Oh, okay. Good to know. There’s also this gem:

“They say money can’t buy happiness and it’s totally true,” she said. “Money can buy you a bunch of shit to glue to a bunch of other shit that will make you happy, but … obviously the shit you buy doesn’t make you happier because I’m sitting here gluing a bunch of junk to stuff.”

Talk about profound! I dunno, for as lewd and contrived as Miley can be with this whole ~free spirit~ bullshit she’s into now, I actually kinda like her a lot of the time. I think she’s sorta hilarious and I feel like she doesn’t actually take herself all that serious, so that makes it slightly more acceptable.

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‘Homeland’ gets a new trailer for season 4

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The fourth season of Homeland is due to premiere with a special two-episode event on October 5th, and now we’ve got a full-length trailer giving us a real look into what this next season is going to look like. It’s completely different from the show’s previous direction, but I think it’s just what the series needs if it wants any hope of staying alive.

What do you think of the trailer? Will you be watching the new series? Are you excited to see Claire Danes and her ugly cry return to your screen?

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Kendall Jenner is fully nude and Kourtney Kardashian is into it

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Kendall Jenner is constantly stripping off these days as part of her Serious Modeling Career, but now she’s gone whole hog and got TOTALLY naked for some new campaign or another. Sister Kourtney Kardashian posted the photo on her Instagram page this week, and some of the reactions were hilarious, particularly this one:

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That’s just two of the comments this user posted – she also came back later to say something about how stripping down will only get you heartache and one night stands or something. LOL to that. Look, this family takes its clothes off for money and fame – what of it? It’s not my thing and it’s certainly not “talent” by any means, but if that’s what they want to do, that’s their prerogative and so be it. Get your $$$$, Kardashian/Jenner clan. (And for the record, I do think Kendall is a pretty decent model.)

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