Look, I grew up in the Bible Belt. I know a thing or two about what you're supposed to wear at church. Granted, I'm sure the dress code isn't exactly the same for every single church everywhere, but I'm also pretty sure I have a good idea about what's in the realm of appropriateness.
Courtney Stodden, once again, is way inappropriate.
She posted this photo with the caption "Time to go to church :) God bless everyone! Muahhh!!!" So, uh, there's that.
I don't know, guys, it's been ...
Oh guys. I just don't even know about this day. I kind of give up already, if that's just alright with you. See, I had to put my dog of twenty-one years (you know who he is) down today, and while Courtney Stodden normally cheers me up in any situation, I just don't even feel like it this evening. I thought three bowls of Rice Krispies and a cupcake and skipping Zumba tonight might brighten my spirits a bit, but that's not working, either.
So you know what I'm going to do? I'm just going to leave these photos ...
These photos are from the Markus + Indrani Icons book launch party which was held in Beverly Hills over the last few days. It was hosted by Carmen Electra, and proceeds to go to the Trevor Project, which is a foundation that helps prevent suicide among those in the LGBT community. Great cause, for sure, and Lady Gaga, naturally, just signed on as a sponsor of some sort, too, so there's that.
What I want to talk about today, though, is not Lady Gaga and her business decisions---no, I want t...
... And what kind of Grinch would I be if I didn't deliver them to you in a neat little, child-sized package of gleeful Christmas cheer? Well, a Grinch who isn't attracted to practical children with rode-hard faces, and who look like tall, skinny eight-year-olds who should probably eat more spaghetti and meatballs when their mama cooks it for them, because holy f-cking pre-pubescent emaciation.
These are photos of Courtney Stodden in almost all of her nude glory, and if you don't see that Court...
This is such a treat. Courtney Stodden's mom, Krista Stodden, gave an interview, and it is just something so special. I mean, I think we're all familiar with how special an encounter with Courtney's mom can be, but this one is almost too special.
Ok. Krista talked to the Huffington Post, and here are some things that she had to say:
On Courtney's beauty: “Courtney is the new Anna Nicole Smith, without the drugs. Everyone wants to be like Marilyn Monroe, but with Courtney the beauty comes from within -- like Pam Anderson and Farrah Fawcett.”
On Courtney's f...
No, the answer is absolutely 'no', because Courtney Stodden and Lucite shoes and minidresses and the word 'lovely' can never, ever really gel, but there's always that off-chance that Courtney will show up wearing pants and a pair of flats one day. It could happen, and I've got a special post already written up to commemorate the day it actually happens.
The pictures above, though? Well, Courtney here is producing a music video for her single 'Reality', and she decided that the best way to audit...
Oh man. The shoes. The new shoes. Guys, they're not any better than the old shoes (well, except for the fact that you can't see her gnarled-up toes or the spray tan stains on the clear areas of the straps), and quite frankly, I don't even understand these shoes. This particular style of shoe isn't even comprehensible as a joke, let alone a "Hey, I'mma seriously wear these and YOU TAKE ME SERIOUS OR ELSE."
I'm torn, friends. I don't know if I should give the girl a hearty pat on the back for finally girling up and buying a pair of shoes that actually conceal the feet, or if I should give the girl a hearty pat on the back of the head for possibly going from bad to worse.
Decisions, decisions. />Oh man. The shoes. The new shoes. Guys, they're not any better than the old shoes (well, except for the fact that you can't see her gnarled-up toes or the spray tan stains on the clear areas of the straps), and quite frankly, I don't even understand these shoes. This particular style of shoe isn't even comprehensible as a joke, let alone a "Hey, I'mma seriously wear these and YOU TAKE ME SERIOUS OR ELSE."
I'm torn, friends. I don't know if I should give the girl a hearty pat on the back for fi...
Which I, like, totally don't understand, considering Courtney's mother herself practically sold Courtney to Doug Hutchison for a song and a pair of shitty Lucite heels. Which were regifted.
On the most recent episode of 'Couples Therapy', Courtney's mom, Krista, was interviewed, and she talked all about Courtney and Doug and (more Doug) and opportunities for Courtney to get naked and/or f-cked for cash down the road, and she all but broke down in dollar signs tears. This is what Krista had to say:
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And if you thought she might have maybe, I don't know, done something totally crazy like eat turkey on a holiday where turkey is traditionally consumed, you'd be dead wrong. Because that photo up there? Well it was specifically for PETA's "Eat No Turkey" campaign. And that's what Courtney Stodden did this Thanksgiving, you guys. In those heels.
Were your Thanksgivings anything like Courtney's? Did you spit in PETA's eye and eat turkey? Did you hop on board the no-turkey train? Or did you j...
Here's a hint: it has nothing to do with this woman's job as a parent, and everything to do with stripper heels and God-given desires that Courtney just can't suppress.
Also, Courtney's mother allowed Doug Hutchison to marry her then-underage daughter because she knew that Doug Hutchison would be able to "handle" her daughter, and I don't know if that means Courtney's mother thought it'd be OK to push the child-rearing responsibilities onto someone who had a weird, sick attraction to a young girl who was barely out of pube...