Justin Bieber showed up with like 20 guys. And every time, backstage is a very small constructed place, he had a guy holding a slice of pizza, a guy holding a Diet Coke. You were trying to fight around all these people to get dressed. [Justin] Timberlake, it was just him. He’s a real class act, that guy.
I think we’ve established by now that Justin Bieber is an entitled spoiled brat, but it’s still so very refreshing to hear. I get that people love Justin Timberlake, though I am not one of them. I think he is annoying. BUT I would choose to hang out with him over Bieber any day. Especially because Justin Bieber would force me to surrender my basic rights and my safety if I wanted to party at his house.
May 23, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Amanda Bynes disappeared from twitter — and our hearts — for a few weeks, but she’s back again with more Bynesy action. The latest rumor is that Miss Bynes is living in a filthy, mostly empty apartment with windows that she spray painted black. I guess she didn’t want people seeing in…or out. Very Howard Hughes. (If you want to see the above image larger, you can get it here from Amanda’s Twitter). From Radaronline:
The Nickelodeon star invited two photographers into her New York City apartment for a party recently and they revealed the shocking disorder and disarray in her home, including the drugs they say she did while they were there.
Photographer Giovanni Arnold told In Touch magazine about his wild time at Amanda’s home and he and another photographer who were there claim that she had plenty of marijuana in her apartment and even took pictures of her smoking a joint.
“She probably gets so high that sometimes she won’t even leave her house,” Giovanni said.
“Weed was everywhere. On the bed, all over the floor.”
Giovanni even alleged that Amanda did cocaine while he was at her pad, but she denied that to the magazine, saying: “They’re the ones into drugs, so they bring drugs, but I don’t do them.”
He said she was acting erratic while they were there.
“One minute she’s cool and down-to-earth. The next, she’s totally different — indecisive, and she can’t hold a conversation,” Giovanni said.
“Mentally, she’s all over the place.”
This is already so strange. Why did she let these dudes into her apartment? It goes on.
Amanda’s physical appearance was frightening too, according to the report.
Her feet were “full of cuts and bruises,” and she was posing seductively on the mattress on the floor showing off her bra.
The apartment’s conditions are shocking too with a few blinds covering her windows but the rest of the windows spray-painted black.
“It’s almost like she couldn’t bother to get more blinds,” Giovanni said.
“Her living room is basically empty,” the second photographer said describing the squalor she lives in.
“She has two big purple chairs and a little dining room table, that’s it.” Her kitchen is also apparently filled with take-out containers.
Well that’s terrible.
Bynes of course went on to deny all of this in a classic extended Bynes tweet. She then deleted it, and put it up again. Here it is before she deleted it:
(“That’s not my bed! Those aren’t my toes! My toes are pedicured! I just did an exclusive interview with intouch last week, now they bought fake altered photos by obviously that ugly black man in the photo or someone who knows him! They used an old shot of me on the cover with a bad angle of my old nose before I had surgery to reshape my profile and to remove the webbing from my eyes. I have to sue because that’s not my apartment, those aren’t my clothes! They morphed photos of my face onto someone’s body to ruin my life! I have to make a big deal of this and sue because that’s not me! I care about my appearance so I have to defend myself! I look so much prettier now that I had surgery that I only want new post surgery photos of me on the cover of tabloids and real magazines that I don’t need to sue! The photos in this issue are fake and mocked up!”)
A few hours later, she tweeted an attack on someone who tweeted “follow me and @intouchweekly for more Amanda Exclusives” calling her an “ugly faced woman” who is responsible for the “fake” photos.
May 23, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Zach Galifianakis changed the life of one lucky little baby forever when he made him THE essential part of the Halloween costume of 2009, and then annoyingly enough, every year after. I’m talking about the baby strapped to his chest in The Hangover, of course. Yeah, that was a real baby, and not CGI wizardly as we’re so used to seeing nowadays. Real babies are the ultimate special effect. You want to wow your audience, throw a baby in the movie.
That baby is 4 years-old now. And that scares me. You don’t think 4 years can go by quickly and you don’t think people can change a lot in 4 years (Galifianakis certainly didn’t), but then you’re reminded that baby —–> toddler is a massive and major transformation. So take a look!
May 22, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love‘s kid, Frances Bean Cobain, is 20 years-old now (!!!!!!!87328!W276e###!2/mind exploding). She’s very outspoken and she took the time to slam Kendall Jenner, Miss. Non-Kardashian. Miss Jenner tweeted,
Just wish things could be easier sometimes mann
To which Miss Cobain responded on twitter,
oh shh. There are kids on earth abandoned&homeless who forcibly drink contaminated water because clean water isn’t accessible
oh ya, not to mention, CANCER, famine, poverty, draught, disease, natural disasters, Death. Fuck, Humans are so self involved
See, I was with Miss Frances Bean Cobain right up until her second response, because saying “humans are so self involved” in a twitter attack on Kendall Jenner seems kind of self involved to me. It’s the “high and mightiness” of it all, even if her point is a good one. But yeah, everyone hates a Kardashian, even one who isn’t, and seriously, Kendall Jenner has never had to want for anything. I just really wished Angry Beans stopped before she added that she’d,
rather be a scumbag than a f-cking idiot. Praise high IQ’s, good taste & awareness about the state of the world
I’d like to thank my parents for providing me with a high IQ & I’d like to thank my grams for encouraging me not to be a self absorbed idiot.
Like, come on, you’re 20. Sit down, chill out, and don’t humblebrag about your “high IQ” and your parents.
But if forced to choose a side, I’ll go with Angry Beans.
Thanks to Huffington Post for chronicling this.
May 22, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Paris Hilton, you better thank Sofia Coppola for making you aaaaaalmost relevant again, thanks to The Bling Ring. Lil Wayne is reviving Hilton’s singing/music/whatever you call what she does career by officially signing her. They collaborated in November of 2012 but apparently that just wasn’t the end of it. More info from TMZ:
Wayne’s mentor – Birdman – confirmed the news on Twitter … saying, “Lil Wayne’s Cash Money family has a new member! Paris Hilton: RichgangRichgirl.”
According to Showbiz411, Hilton’s album will focus on house music — no surprise, since she’s been DJing at various clubs all over the world … and training with some house music bigshots for years.
The album — Hilton’s first since 2006 — will reportedly be produced by Afrojack … and will feature bona fide stars like Lil Wayne.
Paris told Showbiz411, “[The new album] is a lot different than my first album. It’s really going to be house music.“
And it’s really going to be awful. Although. Although! Confession. “Stars Are Blind” is a pleasure of mine. I don’t even know if I feel guilty about it anymore either. It’s really catchy.
The friendship of Lil Wayne and Paris Hilton seems so odd. They started “working together” (it’s in quotation marks because I don’t think Paris ever actually works) in 2011 and when she turned 32 in March of this year, he was not only a guest but performed as well.
Now please enjoy this recent photo of Paris leaning dangerously towards one side:
May 22, 2013 at 3:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
The candle of Robsten’s love has been extinguished yet again, as we all know, and there are all kinds of theories surrounding Rob’s decision to pack his shitty pick-up truck full of his stuff and hit the road, never to return… until a few weeks from now, when they’ll invariably reunite.
Anyhoo, the newest report claims that Rob gave Kristen a really hard time when they got back together after she cheated him. Because, you know, generally it’s super easy to forgive unfaithfulness and your partner wouldn’t at all have anything to prove if you decided to take them back out of the kindness of your heart. Come on, man.
From US Weekly:
“He really put her through the ringer,” one insider tells Us. “Ultimately, it was like, ‘Either we move past this or we don’t.’ It wasn’t good for either of them.”
Indeed, as the new issue of Us Weekly reveals, the Cosmopolis star repeatedly used Stewart’s tryst against her in arguments between the two, which happened with increasing frequency toward the end of their relationship. “Rob always brings up the cheating scandal to Kristen,” a second source tells Us. “He hangs it over her head.”