Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Trump Says "You’re Fired" to Carolyn...

Donald Trump has fired his longtime Apprentice sidekick, Carolyn Kepcher, on the grounds that the fame associated with The Apprentice had gone to her head, and she was no longer focused on...

Matt Leinart to Reproduce

People reports that Arizona Cardinals quarterback and all-around hottie Matt Leinart has knocked up some chick he banged. Her name is Brynn Cameron. She’s a 20-year-old junior at USC...

Monday Morning Holler Back

Ashton Kutcher is developing a candid-camera-style reality series for NBC based on the film The Wedding Crashers. Matt Stone has it on good authority that Saddam Hussein is being forced...