Not much today, kids. Not much at all. Gawker’s backstage reporting from the VMAs is worth a read. Remember when Ben Affleck was cool? And when he was in a movie, people wanted to...

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A little something to incorporate into your daily prayer ritual. Pictures of Harry and his beloved Pink Taco in Hawaii. I think, because these pics are so genuinely cute (and because anyone reppin’ Scottsdale is my homie), I’m going to try... Because you all are clearly incapable of forming your own opinions and thus are unfailingly interested in mine.
Sarah Silverman may well be the funniest person on planet Earth. As soon as... Goddamn Beyonce just rocked the fuck out at the VMAs. In a sea of mediocre performances (I mean what the hell was that, Justin?), she demonstrated unequivocally why her albums go... Someone at MTV’s in trouble.
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…the same pieces that Vanessa Minnillo wore in... Link via SorryIGotDrunk. I haven’t posted about Donald Faison and Cacee Cobb in at least two days. So you’ll all be relieved to know that they showed up together to TV Guide’s Post-Emmy bash at...Sarah Silverman: A Deity Among Us
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Final Thoughts on the VMAs
Beyonce Don’t Need No MENTOR, Beyotch!
Hey MTV, You Missed One
Picking Up the Pieces: Pure Speculation in the Absence...
What the Fuck is Going on at E! Online Right Now???
Trump Says "You’re Fired" to Carolyn...
Good Morning! Jessica Simpson Is Wearing Vanessa...
Anderson Cooper Weighs in on the KFed Issue
Odds and Ends: Nope, Still Nothing Here about Suri...