Today's Evil Beet Gossip

K-Fed Shopping a Britney Sex Tape?

Hell hath no fury like Kevin Federline scorned. Britain’s News of the World reports that Britney’s soon-to-be ex-hubby is shopping a four-hour sex tape the two recorded at the...

I Link, Therefore I Am

Tobey Maguire and girlfriend, Irrelevant McNotfamous, welcome a baby girl. [Hollyscoop] Joley Richardson quits Nip/Tuck. She’s hoping to be cast in a show with more plausible...

I’m Not Saying She’s a Gold Digger…

“I love all men equally, no matter their financial situation. At the end of the day, however, if you want to enter a serious relationship, I think it’s very important that your...

Quote of the Day

From the hot boys over at The Pen15 Club: “Having Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House is going to have the same impact on Congress that Heather Locklear’s addition did to...

Frat Boys Sue Borat

Two John Does are suing 20th Century Fox and One America Productions, claiming members of their fraternity were used in the Borat movie (no, I’m not typing out the whole title), after...

Kim Cattrall is Dating Herself

Because no woman in this city under age 40 has that much pubic hair. It’s just not how we roll in Hell-Ay. Check it out (uncensored). (Yeah, I’m not running porn on the...

Fashion Victim of the Week

I feel a bit bad for not digging deeper into the fashion disasters that were this week. I simply couldn’t top this pic of Kat McPhee that GoFugYourselfbrilliantly found. American Idol...

Exhale: Studio 60 Survives

For those of you who were losing sleep over the threat of being denied your weekly supply of rhythmic Sorkin repartee (wow, that sounds kind of dirty, like something Maureen Dowd might be...

David Silver is Getting Married!

Remember Brian Austin Green? 90201? An incredible TV movie with his then-girlfriend Tiffany Amber-Thiessen? He is engaged to Megan Fox of “Hope and Faith” and they have dated...

Everyone’s a Blogger!

Look, I’m not sure exactly what kind of voice CNN tells their political reporters to use for articles that will run on the front page, but I’m going to guess that...