Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Weekend Round-Up

Burkegate trudges forward, with new revelations that Grey’s Anatomy star Isaiah Washington has a history of violence and general on-set assholery. [TMZ] Madonna will appear on Oprah...

Wesley Snipes is on the Lam

It may be true that White Men Can’t Jump, but we’ll just see how they manage the extradition of U.S. tax evaders living in friendly West African nations. Wesley Snipes was...

John Krasinski Should Date Me.

So my #1 Celebrity Crush is John Krasinski. I have decided, recently, that he should be my boyfriend. He doesn’t know it yet but I totally feel like we should date. Now, I am not...

Evil Saturday Links

Since I broke my foot and have no social life right now. Here are some links I found poking around the internet. Enjoy! Evidently the way to celebrate a holiday in India is to get plastic...

TV Theme Songs Are So 1995

This article on CNN.com really struck me because I didn’t realize that TV theme songs had disappeared. This makes me sad. I fully enjoy singing along to “Thank You for Being a...

Newsflash: People Hate Paris Hilton

I am one of the many people that is over Paris Hilton. I think she is ugly, bowlegged, and a symbol of everything that is wrong with celebrity. The strange thing is that, as much as people...

Grey’s Anatomy to "Pull a Becky"???

Wow, Isaiah Washington is in a world of trouble. After nearly punching Patrick Dempsey on set, and unleashing a flood of homophobic slurs that led T.R. Knight to come out to People...

Friday Afternoon Links fo’ Yo Ass

Angelina Jolie just hates it when photogs catch pictures of Shiloh without forking over the requisite $4M. [Just Jared] Nicole Kidman’s husband, country singer Keith Urban, is the...

Kevin Federline 2.0

[youtube=] I’m sorry but I love Weird Al. In middle school I bought his album, “Bad Hair Day” and listened to Amish Paradise over and over again. Though I really thought...