Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears may not be coping with being single

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You know how Britney Spears was all pumped about being single and was excited to get back into the dating game after kicking David Lucado to the curb? Well, it seems like that may have been a front because according to some “sources” (which, I’m sure, are totally reliable), she’s struggling with being on her own.

From OK! Magazine (via Contact Music):

An insider told America’s OK! magazine: ”Britney’s been on an emotional roller coaster.”

”Britney was sure she’d found someone she and her boys could settle down with. After so many ups and downs with guys, she’s totally destroyed. She’s taking some time to reconsider her life right now.”

The blonde beauty – who announced the split via her Twitter account – is keeping busy with her ‘Piece of Me’ residency at Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas in a bid to distract herself from the break-up.

The source said: ”Her shows are the only thing keeping her going.”

To be honest, I’m not sure how this is news or evidence of a breakdown. Aren’t all breakups really upsetting, especially when under the kind of circumstances? She was cheated on, which is doubly hurtful than both parties just deciding a relationship isn’t working anymore.

Apparently she had to have her makeup redone twice backstage before a show the other night because she was crying. Why is that weird? Why does that mean she’s out of control and not coping? She’s upset because someone she trusted fucked her over, and this isn’t the first time it’s happened. In the words of the infamous Dude Whose Name I Can’t Remember, “Leave Britney alone!”

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Martha Stewart has some “advice” for Gwyneth Paltrow

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If there’s one thing we all need to learn in life, it’s this: do not fuck with Martha Stewart. She is not here for anyone’s bullshit. Also, she is not here for your copycat “lifestyle guru” nonsense because she did it first and she does it best, so sit down and stay in your lane. She had to put Blake Lively in her place and now she’s doing it to Gwyneth Paltrow, which is pretty much the best thing EVER (because who among us doesn’t dream of telling Gwyneth Paltrow off?).

From Page Six:

“She just needs to be quiet. She’s a movie star. If she were confident in her acting, she wouldn’t be trying to be Martha Stewart.”

LOL DAAAAAAAAMN. Martha Stewart is so ice cold… but she’s completely correct. No one is saying (at least I’m not) that a woman has to stick to one thing and can never do anything but the thing she’s known for, but to pretend as if Gwyneth Paltrow has any credibility whatsoever when it comes to telling anyone how to live their lives when she advocates eating 700 calories per day and says she’d rather kill herself than let her kids eat Cup-o-Noodles (FOOL!). I’m Team Martha all the way, on this matter and most others, as it happens.

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Some guy told Beyonce she can’t sing and her response was excellent

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I don’t know who in their right mind (which is, perhaps, the point) would go to a Beyonce concert just to hold up a sign that says she can’t sing, but I guess to each his own. That’s what some weirdo did nearly a year ago, and we’re only now seeing the video of how the incident unfolded now.

I won’t ruin it for you – just sit back and enjoy:

Well, that’s him told. Look, if you really don’t like someone/something, how about just, you know, getting a life and shutting up about it? NO ONE CARES. If you DO like something but you act like you don’t just to create drama/get attention, the advice is the same: get a life. No time for cornballs like this dude.

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