When is Britney due again? This is so frustrating. Items being circulated as news today: Paris Hilton released the album you and your best friend recorded on an 8-track when you were ten...

Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song welcome first child
This relationship has confounded me from the very beginning, but dammit these kids have really made a go of things and are now...
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Madonna’s just bought a mansion from The Weeknd
Los Angeles is full of celebs buy homes off celebs. But when a legend buys your house, you can feel free to coo a...
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Bridgerton renewed through season 4
Shonda Rhimes has a bonified hit. Even without the sexy Rene. According to Netflix’s head of Global TV, Bela...
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Tiktok star accuses Jake Paul of sexual assault
It’s not a new thing. The Paul brothers (Jake and Logan) are magnets for the trouble of all kinds. Super spreader...
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I asked for it back and she got all fussy. Remember that day back in ninth grade when all the guys came over to your garage to kick-start that jam band that was gonna be huge at Battle of the Bands this year, and you were very... Clips day continues. You know it’s a slow news day when you’ve tracked down a clip of Christina Aguilera on Letterman to use on your blog. But after the Federlesion horror you... Apparently it’s clips day on The Beet.
Up now, Kevin Federline delivers a particularly uninspiring rendition of his “song” on the Teen Choice Awards. The good news here... A wasted Kelly Clarkson gets pulled up on stage at some metal show (is this Yellowcard? Does anyone care?). It’s a 10-minute clip and it’s worth every. Single. Minute.
I voted... After his little traffic mishap on July 20, the LA County District attorney will charge Haley Joel Osment with a DUI. I’m sure the young Mr. Osment knows how to get through this;... The NY Sun ran an interesting article today regarding Jesus and everyone’s favorite retailer of wear-once-in-Vegas slutwear, Forever 21. It seems the owners are devout Catholics who... …and TMZ has it on tape. Actually, the Jackass star invited the paparazzi up to his apartment, where he was getting stinking drunk with his grossly anorexic and... The fabulous Zooey Deschanel has won sought-after role of Janis Joplin, in The Gospel of Janis, which starts filming in November. If you’ve seen Failure to Launch, you understand what... I’d like to begin by issuing an apology to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. In a post last month, I was unnecessarily harsh to the couple, ranting and raving about how insane... It’s a daunting task to isolate the Stephen Sondheim musical that would have the least commercial appeal as a big-screen release, but Tim Burton has risen to the challenge, moving...Kirsten Dunst Stole My Mom’s Dopp Kit and Is...
Deep Thoughts by Michael Lohan
Picking up the Pieces
Breaking: Keven Federline Not Particularly Talented
"You Won’t See This on Fucking...
Penelope Cruz’s Right Breast, Among Other Things
God is Everywhere (Even Forever 21)
Breaking: Steve-O Drunk, Saying Dumb Things…
Zooey Deschanel Set to Play Janis
Britney: "You Assholes Thought I Got Knocked Up...
Tim Burton’s Man Love for Johnny Depp Knows No...