Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears’ Baby Name Revealed!

It’s official: on September 12 of this year, Britney Spears birthed a 72-year-old British man. Although we have not yet seen photos of the crotchety old wanker, his age and obvious...

Jessica Biel is Kissing a Girl

I’m pretty busy today, so posting may be slow, but I figure this’ll keep you guys entertained for at least the next couple of hours. Thank you, Jessica Biel; in your...

TIVO ALERT!

Guys guys guys guys guys!!!! You know what premieres tonight???? Survivor: Racism!!! It is all the rage!!! It’s on CBS guys!!! Check your local listings guys!!! What on Earth will...

BREAKING: Tom Cruise Still Gay

Yes, folks, it’s that time of year again! A male prostitute claims to have had a gay dalliance with Tom Cruise! And someone is using it to try to sell a book! Hollywood Interrupted...

"jason wahler arrested cocaine"

I’ve had approximately one billion hits with this search term, or a variation upon it, today. So okay. Yes, Jason Wahler was arrested in NYC on September 1, a little past 4 am, and...