Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Out and About Today

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Clips from the Screech Sex Tape!

Watch it here! A lovely quote from Screech himself: “If you freeze-frame right at the blue jelly double-cock, um, I believe there’s poop on the end of it…I can’t...

Quote of the Day

“Your research in phytoplankton ecology intrigues me, and I’d love to learn more about it. I have always been interested in harmful algal blooms.” From my sister’s...

Rev Run’s Baby Dies Shortly After Birth

And reality TV continues its sharp plunge into actual reality. Rev Run’s wife gave birth on Thursday, but the baby was born with its organs external to its body, a rare condition...

A Few More Things…

File-sharing site Limewire is suing the RIAA for anti-trust violations, and they’re asking for a jury trial. So it’s pretty much the most awesome publicity stunt since that time...

Paris Hilton Charged Formally with DUI

Kari Ann Peniche(‘s publicist) finally breaks her day-long silence about the abrupt and predictable end to her week-long engagement to Aaron Carter. Brandon Davis gets in his...

NEW! Lindsay Lohan Tracker!

Albert Einstein once said “Do not worry about your difficulties in math. I assure you that mine are still greater.” This isn’t a great parallel, but the quote came to...