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The Met Gala WILL return this fall. Yes fall.
Dust off your Guo Pei gown, Rihanna! We’re going to have a gala this year!!! As you may know, every year on the first...
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Joseph Siravo Dies: ‘The Sopranos’, ‘Jersey Boys’
Joseph Siravo is best known for his role as Tony Soprano’s father in The Sopranos. As well he’ll be remembered...
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Erin and Ben Napier expecting baby number two!
I’ve made no secret about the amount of free time (4-5 hours a day, some days) I spend watching HGTV programing. But did...
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DJ Khaled sells his Beverly Hills mansion
Super Producer and musician DJ Khaled has found a buyer for his Mullholand Estates mansion, which Khaled bought back in 2016 from...
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Cyril Wecht — the man who single-handedly taught a nation what “pathologist” means — announced Wednesday that Anna Nicole Smith’s son Daniel died from a... Watch it here!
A lovely quote from Screech himself:
“If you freeze-frame right at the blue jelly double-cock, um, I believe there’s poop on the end of it…I can’t... “Your research in phytoplankton ecology intrigues me, and I’d love to learn more about it. I have always been interested in harmful algal blooms.”
From my sister’s... God bless the British press. They’ve got a pic of cocaine in its natural habitat — the inside of Kate Moss’s nose.
If the standard blow-up doll isn’t doing the... Because it, like, doesn’t suck at all. I don’t really know what else to say about this. It’s like standing at the edge of Victoria Falls, feeling the soft mist on your face and watching the sunlight dance along the... And reality TV continues its sharp plunge into actual reality.
Rev Run’s wife gave birth on Thursday, but the baby was born with its organs external to its body, a rare condition... This story gets more intriguing by the minute.
On Tuesday night, an obviously distressed Howard K. Stern appeared on Larry King Live to announce that he and Anna Nicole Smith have been in a... File-sharing site Limewire is suing the RIAA for anti-trust violations, and they’re asking for a jury trial. So it’s pretty much the most awesome publicity stunt since that time... Kari Ann Peniche(‘s publicist) finally breaks her day-long silence about the abrupt and predictable end to her week-long engagement to Aaron Carter.
Brandon Davis gets in his... Albert Einstein once said “Do not worry about your difficulties in math. I assure you that mine are still greater.”
This isn’t a great parallel, but the quote came to...Today in Believe It or Not: Daniel Smith’s Death...
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Paris Hilton Charged Formally with DUI
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