Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The World is a Happier Place Today

How adorable is this little girl? Also, Brad Pitt is the hottest father in the world. He looks so happy to finally be playing the role of daddy. Jennifer Aniston must be crying in her soy...

Rosie, Leave The Cute Ones Alone

Sources at Page Six (I have sources too but they mostly deliver my cable bill) have revealed that Rosie O’Donnell is in another tiff. The issue was an on-air disagreement between...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Beyonce decided to show her support for the troops by wearing a zip up hoodie without pants. That is really all I have to say about this. Also, whoever did her hair seemed to be working...

TV Porn

So if Network TV was a Porn here would be some must see shows: *30 Cock *How I Fucked Your Mother *Studio 69 On The Sunset Strip *Family Gay *The Ass *Ballville *The Porn Adventures Old...

Late-Night Links

Britney leaves Promises to attend an AA meeting in Santa Monica. And Perez wins this link by being the only blogger with the sense to clip the other people out of the pic. [Perez...

I Liked This Girl

We’re LIVE (on my West Coast Tivo) for American Idol!! The first eight minutes are a recap. That’s brutal. Then they all come out singing “Joy to the World?” Lord...

Another Child Star: Another Young Mom

I’m so sick and tired of all of these young former child stars turned hard partying starlets getting pregnant when they are in their early 20s. Even if they feel really old and mature...

Paris Might Be Going to Jail

Paris Hilton, who has offically earned her nickname “celebutard,” is facing up to 3 months in prison after driving on a suspended license. Paris wasn’t supposed to be...

Mangling Language and Decorum

Almost every headline associated with the Anna Nicole Smith hostage situation (I’m sick of saying “saga” and “ordeal”) reaches new heights of silliness. These...