Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris Hilton Wears Blue-Tinted Contacts

The girl has brown eyes. She wears blue-tinted contacts. On occasion, I do enjoy perusing the various celeb photo sites and looking at the great big huge versions of the ‘razzi...

Justin Guarini: Explained?

The kids over at JMansWorld, a Justin Guarini fan site (wrap your head around that), got wind of the little Justin Guarini mystery I’ve been trying to solve. And by “trying to...

Beyonce on the VMAs

Here’s that “Ring the Alarm” performance I was talking about. God bless YouTube. It’s kind of hard to see for the first 45 seconds or so, then it clears up.

Final Thoughts on the VMAs

Because you all are clearly incapable of forming your own opinions and thus are unfailingly interested in mine. Sarah Silverman may well be the funniest person on planet Earth. As soon as...

Beyonce Don’t Need No MENTOR, Beyotch!

Goddamn Beyonce just rocked the fuck out at the VMAs. In a sea of mediocre performances (I mean what the hell was that, Justin?), she demonstrated unequivocally why her albums go...

Hey MTV, You Missed One

Someone at MTV’s in trouble. I just listened to Fergie sing “I don’t give a fuck so here we go” on the MTV VMA’s Red Carpet Pre-Show. They caught the first...