Today's Evil Beet Gossip

My Latest Pitch

If you were less than amused by my most recent reality show pitch, you’ll be pleased to know I’m moving away from reality TV and focusing on documentaries now. Tonight I...

More Mel-odrama

Okay that was cheesy. But it stays. So anyway… Disney begins the delicate process of inching away from noted Jew-hater Mel Gibson, with ABC cancelling his upcoming miniseries about...

Well This is Nice

We forget that people outside of the blue states go to see movies too. You’ll be pleased to know that Americans are marginally more sensitive to CNN’s out-of-context racial...

Today in What is Mischa Barton Wearing?

The black nail polish is my favorite touch. It’s the little things, you know? What do you figure it costs to get a dress like this dry-cleaned? Do the cleaners have to, like, shine...

On Fake Babies

While a Jesus-lovin’ Mel Gibson works hard to bring Jew-hating back to the mainstream, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are leaving that last-season Judeo-Christian crap in the past where...