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21Your Daily Lohan

Lindsay Lohan, Ali Lohan

Lindsay showed up tonight at a Vogue party in Paris, because she’s completely and totally stoned a fashion maven.  I’m pleased to see her not wearing leggings or flannel, but I’m horrified to see her 15 year old sister Ali “How Can Your Mother Let You Walk Out Of The House Looking Like That?” Lohan looking like a backup dancer that just stepped off a Robert Plante video shoot.  I can’t even discuss the dude standing behind the two of them.  He’s obviously the dealer a friend,

The paps are always looking to break a new story, so they made sure to get a close up of LL’s arm which shows some cutting scars and bruising as well.  I don’t know what’s up with Linds, but I hope she’s set down the razor blade and picked up a new lease on life.  Maybe while she’s picking up that new lease on life, she can pick up some Miss Clairol too.  Her hair is officially yellow.

October 1, 2009 at 2:01 pm by Wendie
Filed Under: Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan

9Quotables

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“I used to have to dress up as a banana…I had the option of apple or banana. I always went with banana because it was thinner.”

Megan Fox in Nylon’s October issue interview.

Please, oh please let a picture of Megan Fox working at a smoothie bar surface.  I need to see her dressed as a Chiquita.  Also, is anyone working on a coffee table book of Megan Fox quotes?  Because I really think it would be a best seller … especially if you can get your hands on that banana pic.

She’s amazing.  Of course, when I say “amazing” you know that I mean “imbecilic”.

October 1, 2009 at 1:46 pm by Wendie
Filed Under: Megan Fox

17Britney Spears Buys Sheets, Ignores Clothing Department

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Brit has a month to kill before she heads off on tour to Australia.  What else to do except buy bedding at Target and a bird cage at the pet store?  See?  She’s just like us, y’all.  Just dressed sluttier more exuberantly and surrounded by a bodyguard, LAPD, security guards and a Target Soft Lines Team Lead.

October 1, 2009 at 1:45 pm by Wendie
Filed Under: Britney Spears

5Here’s Where I Avoid All “Bun in the Oven” Jokes

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Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi is expecting her first baby, an event she is calling a “medical miracle”.  Lakshmi is a co-founder of the Endometriosis Foundation of America as well as a long-time sufferer of the condition.

Padma hasn’t named the father yet, but I was wondering what was up when I saw her on the Emmy red carpet.  I figured she moved past eating just the garnish during Top Chef judging segments and had ventured into consuming actual entrees.

Congrats to Padma and the mystery daddy (who I’m sure is a billionaire)!

October 1, 2009 at 1:17 pm by Wendie
Filed Under: Padma Lakshmi

33Jon Plus Kate Equals Hate

Jon Gosselin

When will it end?  When I heard that Jon essentially got fired from his family, I thought, “Thank God.  I can finally stop writing about him.  He’s now nothing more than a former sperm donor cast member.”  Sadly, I was wrong.  The newly renamed Kate Plus 8 — though I think Matthew Gilbert over at boston.com had the best idea to rename the show K’eight — has run aground all thanks to Jon.

Remember how he decided to stall his divorce so that he could work on building a better relationship with Kate for the sake of their kids?  Well, his idea of rebuilding burned bridges involved having his lawyer file papers to cease production on the show.

“Effective immediately, no production crews are to enter Jon’s family home for any reason,” a letter from his attorney says, according to The Insider. “In the event that anyone enters the marital property, Jon Gosselin will notify the local authorities to effectuate police action against any trespassers.”

Jon Gosselin owns the property jointly with his wife. The letter is dated the same day as the TLC announcement that the reality show about the couple and their eight kids would be renamed Kate Plus 8starting next season.

“Its pretty clear what’s going on: Now that Jon isn’t going to be on the show, he wants the show to end. All these years he’s maintained that the kids aren’t harmed by the show, but the minute he’s removed from the show, suddenly its bad for his family,” a production source tells PEOPLE.

Isn’t it funny how quickly Jon Gosselin has chosen to bit the hand that feeds him — and boy has it fed him — now that he’s no longer a digit on that hand?  Last week the show wasn’t hurting his kids.  This week it’s detrimental to their very development.

October 1, 2009 at 11:56 am by Wendie
Filed Under: Jon Gosselin

28Really?

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I don’t know how to tell you guys this, so I’m just going to say it:  James Franco has joined the cast of General Hospital and not just for a one-off.  He’ll be on this show this fall in a role that has a “lengthy story arc”.

I’m confused.  I thought the phases of development were supposed to go something like:  waiter, extra, soap star/celebrity game show contestant, movie star.  Franco has been nominated for Golden Globes.  He’s been in movies, good movies.  Now he’s elected to be on a show that once did a story line that involved a weather machine that threatened to freeze everyone on Earth.

Even the EP of GH knows that there’s something wrong with this, stating that it’s “an honor that an actor of Franco’s caliber would choose to spend some of his valuable time in Port Charles.”  Yeah, an honor and a fucking mystery.

October 1, 2009 at 9:59 am by Wendie
Filed Under: James Franco