Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Radar is Back! Ashlee Simpson is Puking!

Radar wants you to know they mean business this time, reporting exclusively that Ashlee Simpson showed up at a MisShapes party (I bet Leigh Lezark looked unhappy) with Pete Wentz, whom she...

Paris Hilton Wears Blue-Tinted Contacts

The girl has brown eyes. She wears blue-tinted contacts. On occasion, I do enjoy perusing the various celeb photo sites and looking at the great big huge versions of the ‘razzi...

Justin Guarini: Explained?

The kids over at JMansWorld, a Justin Guarini fan site (wrap your head around that), got wind of the little Justin Guarini mystery I’ve been trying to solve. And by “trying to...

Beyonce on the VMAs

Here’s that “Ring the Alarm” performance I was talking about. God bless YouTube. It’s kind of hard to see for the first 45 seconds or so, then it clears up.

Final Thoughts on the VMAs

Because you all are clearly incapable of forming your own opinions and thus are unfailingly interested in mine. Sarah Silverman may well be the funniest person on planet Earth. As soon as...