Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Britney Spears Celebrates Birthday

Here at the EvilBeet we owe much of our livelihood to Brit Spears so it’s only fitting that we say Happy Birthday lover!Rumor has it that her AND her vagina had dinner at the Mr. Chow...

Quote of the Morning

Via Celebitchy, Amy Poehler doing “Weekend Update” on SNL. “Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend, flashing your...

50 Cent Pimp Slaps Oprah

Finally someone has put that whore Oprah in her place. No, only screwing with you, me and Oprah are tight. However, that’s not the case with her and 50 cent. According to the...

Afternoon Delight

The TomKat honeymoon gets rained out. Where’s your Xenu now? [A Socialite’s Life] Ever-relentless in her quest to actually become a Valley of the Dolls character, Lindsay Lohan...

Fashion Victim of the Week

Oh Jennifer Love this was a bad choice. First, all of the taboids keep saying that you are preggos so possibly wearing a slimming black would be a better idea. The crisscrossing around the...

Gunning for Perez

If I’m understanding this correctly, Perez Hilton, whose gossip website received nearly 4 million unique visitors on Wednesday (thanks in no small part to Brit’s vagina —...