Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Box-Office Hits for Your Weekend

Just a few random clips I thought I’d leave for anyone who swings by this weekend. Remember when Jessie Spano was abusing caffeine pills? Yes, you do. You reminisce about it at least...

More Odds & Ends: Vaginas Everywhere!

That girl with two vaginas? She has a blog now. 24-year-old fashion assistant Bridget Grish gets fired from Life & Style after her amateur porn videos show up on the web. There’s...

Picking Up the Pieces

If you liked Mean Girls, you’ll love Heathers 2. When William H. Macy goes on the record with how much you suck, Lindsay Lohan, you must totally suck. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...

Lunch Break Quickies

Zach Braff thinks this season of Scrubs will be his last. Hey, you know who could step in as Donald Faison’s replacement love interest? Cacee Cobb! [for those of you...

Heidi Klum is Ridiculously Hot

Also, as of this morning, Pluto is no longer a planet. A bunch of scientists who are way smarter than you are took a week off from pursuing passing fancies like curing cancer to bicker...

Putting It All in Perspective

Notable Amazon.com album rankings from today: 1. Christina Aguilera, Back to Basics [I LOVE YOU XTINA!]2. Danity Kane, Danity Kane [Yup, that’s Diddy’s all-girl group from yet...