Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What Sucks and Costs $250 Million?

This is older news but you haven’t heard about it yet. A friend mentioned this to me and I had to track it down for you, the adoring public. I’m about to blow your mind. ...

Why I Love Los Angeles: Reason #842

When you order a Strawberries and Cream Frappucino at Starbucks, they ask you if you’d like cream with that. Something tells me that doesn’t happen in Texas. Oh, and Nicole says...

Speaking of Simon Rex

He was in the movie “Pledge This.” You know, the one with Paris Hilton. The trailer makes sure that you know that she is in the movie. It looks awful, but awful in a...

Simon Rex…Gay Pornstar

So I was looking around for information on this rapper named Mickey Avalon and I found out that his first record was recorded with friend and gay pornstar Simon Rex. Um, the same Simon Rex...

Ewwwwwww

“Which singer had to deliver her child via Cesarean because of a raunchy STD her estranged husband gave her?” Via Page Six today this item leads one to believe that not only did...

Naomi Campbell Will Fuck You Right Up

The latest headline from the SfGate.com “Daily Dish” has Naomi Campbell whuppin’ some ass again. Lookey here: “Naomi Campbell reportedly has been charged with...

Don’t Do It Joey Potter!

We are four days away from America’s sweetheart, Tom Cruise, giving up his flower one more time. This here link from ABC has a delightful sneak peek at the vows which are so awesome...

Bringing Back Husky

Hi there. I’ve been asked to write up a short intro to explain who I am and what exactly I think I’m doing here. What I’m doing here is easy, I is a writer. ...

A New Addition to the Evil Beet Family

The Beet is so, so excited to welcome a darling new boy to our little family. Spiteful Lars made his entrance to our world on November 13, 2006. Everyone is healthy and very happy. So far...

Let’s Link this Through

Yup, the Spiderman 3 trailer leaked. Enjoy. [Derek Hail] TomKat and Suri the Fake Baby (looking fake as can be), arrive in Rome for the contractually mandated wedding of the century...