Tom Cruise sprayed another dude with a big old water gun. While he was wet. [The Superficial]
Full-body Jessica. [Lainey Gossip]
Ke$ha's forced to sing songs against her will now. [Starpulse]
Celine Dion and ... KISS? [OMGBlog]
Bad publicity for 'This is 40'. [TMZ]
Jessica Simpson confirms the pregnancy thing. [Socialite Life]
The guy who wore his entire wardrobe to the airport. [The Frisky]
Kim is diseased, v.2.0. [Celebslam]
The biggest WTF pics of 2012. [theBERRY]
Of course Harry Styles is obsessed with the Beatles...
I'm sorry, all I hear is "molester." [The Superficial]
More Brad Pitt Chanel spoofs. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Miranda Kerr the sexiest woman alive? [Starpulse]
Walt Disney's 1929 Skeleton Dance. [OMGBlog]
Hallo-WIENERS. [TMZ]
Joe Simpson's boyfriend talks. [IDLYITW]
Where all the 90's heartthrobs are now. [theBERRY]
Bond Girl titties. That's all. [Celebslam]
Sofia Vergara's curves won't quit. [Socialite Life]
Mustache fetishists, get ready. [The Frisky]
But who's going to be IN 'Star Wars'? [Lainey Gossip]
Ce...
"The thing is, it’s interesting that anyone would call me a child molester because what I think that does is belittles true child molesters, the ones out there that are really molesting children. We can’t do that. My and Courtney’s marriage is legal, it’s moral and its within the law. I’m not a child molester, so anyone who says that I’m not going to take it to heart. I only care about what my loved ones think about me and no one else. We wake up in each others’ arms in the morning a...
I'm sorry, but I just love RuPaul. Everything I've ever seen or heard or read from him is just pure magic. Sadly, we've never talked much about him around these parts, which leads me to believe that some people might not be aware of just how magical he is. Luckily, RuPaul has decided to help educate people on how wonderful he is by sharing a list of 25 things we might not know about him:
1. The person I idolize most is Judge Judy.
2. I sleep with a stuffed donkey named Jimmy.
3. I wa...
Yes, guys, we've got Tot Mom, Tanning Mom, and now there's Barbie Mom. If you don't know who Barbie Mom is, consider yourself one of the lucky, because she's a big gigantic asshole, too, and chances are, you probably know too many assholes as it were.
Barbie Mom's name is Sarah Burge, and she ... well, she looks like a Barbie due to tons of plastic surgery. She's purchased vouchers for her daughter to get plastic surgery when she's legally able to, and she fully endorses Botox for her fifteen-year-old pageant daughter so as to avoid sweating during pageants.
During the show, Anderson asked Barbie Mom a question about her daughter's Botox use, and after she gave up some kind of lame explanation as to how she'd much rather take her daughter for Botox than to find out her daughter's buying black market Botox and injecting herself (... people actually do that?), Anderson fell silent and told the woman that he had nothing else to say to her because she was, and I quote, "dreadful." There was a moment of awkward quiet, to which Burge emitted several high-pitched "That's fine"s and excused herself from the set during the middle of taping.
Can I tell you---once more---how much I absolutely love and adore this man? />
Yes, guys, we've got Tot Mom, Tanning Mom, and now there's Barbie Mom. If you don't know who Barbie Mom is, consider yourself one of the lucky, because she's a big gigantic asshole, too, and chances are, you probably know too many assholes as it were.
Barbie Mom's name is Sarah Burge, and she ... well, she looks like a Barbie due to tons of plastic surgery. She's purchased vouchers for her daughter to get plastic surgery when she's legally able to, and she fully endorses Botox for her fifteen...
More Courtney as a budget Bo. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Lopez left American Idol. [Hollywood PQ]
Where did all of the John Travolta accusers go? Oh, that's right: they were paid off. [Lainey Gossip]
Zac Efron vs. Chris Evans. [Lainey Gossip]
People are probably going to kill Sacha Baron Cohen. [Starpulse]
This is Hayden Panettiere doing "vampy." [Cele|bitchy]
Details on Mary Kennedy's death. [LA Times]
Whitney's drug dealer is crying. [TMZ]
15 Really weird places Jesus has appeared. [The Frisky]
Pregnant Reese Withersp...
Jessica Biel only got her Twitter account a few days ago, but she's already managed to bore me to tears. There were actual tears coming out of my eyes while I was reading through the pointless things she had to say, and whether or not those tears were from boredom or from frustration at my kitten not letting me sleep last night* is up for debate.
I tried to figure out why I hated Jessica's tweets so much, and it took me a minute. At first I was like "they're just tweets, whatever, don't w...
I'll admit: they're no beach photos, but girl here is still totally smoking hot.
Christina was photographed riding the subway this past week in New York City, wearing an all-black ensemble and positively no makeup. I think one of the things that I like about her look the most is that when she does cake the face paint on, it doesn't change her features all that dramatically. She basically looks the same one way or the other, and that, guys, is a sign of true beauty. She wears the makeup to enhance what she's...
Every now and then in the comments of a delightful little blind item, one of you will say "but what's the point? We don't even know who this is about!" And that's fair: it can be frustrating to read some little piece of gossip that's so intriguing but to not even know who you're reading about. But you guys, sometimes those blind items get revealed. Sometimes we find out the answer. And this is one of those times.
Let's get started by talking about a blind item that you've heard about here. Do you remember the one about a singer who turned into a ...
Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on this list (not including others from previous years that continue their douchebag reign well into the later parts of the decade), I decided on five.
#5 - Doug Hutchison
I know. I know. Some of you guys probably have a soft little spot in your hearts for Doug Hutchison because he just seems on the outskirts...
Yesterday, accompanied by a glorious, glorious SNL clip, Jenn told you guys that Kim Kardashian went to Minnesota to see her true love, Kris Humphries. And listen: these two crazy kids might just be giving it another go!
The couple had a good long talk with their pastor that lasted four hours. They talked about their issues, which include fame whoring and a lack of moxie, and, as TMZ says, "the two expressed respect and love for each other ... but both acknowledged a lot is wrong with their relationship."
At this point, Kris still thin...
I don't know about you guys, but I am crazy excited for We Need to Talk About Kevin, and, just in time for all your crazy post-Halloween shenanigans (are other people having those? I went to the store last night around midnight to get discounted Halloween candy and we're watching The Human Centipede later, so don't you be afraid to stretch out that magical holiday as well), we bring you the latest trailer!
Real quick book talk: has anyone else read this novel? I'm in the process of doing so, and so far I'm really enjoying it. I mean, sure, I took a couple breaks to read a Goosebumps book or two (or three), but so far, it's fantastic.
Do you guys have any similar books or movies that you'd like to suggest? Because in case the mention of Goosebumps didn't make it obvious, I'm really down with some terrifying entertainment right now. />
I don't know about you guys, but I am crazy excited for We Need to Talk About Kevin, and, just in time for all your crazy post-Halloween shenanigans (are other people having those? I went to the store last night around midnight to get discounted Halloween candy and we're watching The Human Centipede later, so don't you be afraid to stretch out that magical holiday as well), we bring you the latest trailer!
Real quick book talk: has anyone else read this novel? I'm in the process of doing so, and so far I'm really enjoying it. I mean, sure, I took a couple breaks to read a Goos...
Tom Cruise sprayed another dude with a big old water gun. While he was wet. [The Superficial]
Full-body Jessica. [Lainey Gossip]
Ke$ha's forced to sing songs against her will now. [Starpulse]
Celine Dion and ... KISS? [OMGBlog]
Bad publicity for 'This is 40'. [TMZ]
Jessica Simpson confirms the pregnancy thing. [Socialite Life]
The guy who wore his entire wardrobe to the airport. [The Frisky]
Kim is diseased, v.2.0. [Celebslam]
The biggest WTF pics of 2012. [theBERRY]
Of course Harry Styles is obsessed with the Beatles...
I'm sorry, all I hear is "molester." [The Superficial]
More Brad Pitt Chanel spoofs. [Lainey Gossip]
Is Miranda Kerr the sexiest woman alive? [Starpulse]
Walt Disney's 1929 Skeleton Dance. [OMGBlog]
Hallo-WIENERS. [TMZ]
Joe Simpson's boyfriend talks. [IDLYITW]
Where all the 90's heartthrobs are now. [theBERRY]
Bond Girl titties. That's all. [Celebslam]
Sofia Vergara's curves won't quit. [Socialite Life]
Mustache fetishists, get ready. [The Frisky]
But who's going to be IN 'Star Wars'? [Lainey Gossip]
Ce...
"The thing is, it’s interesting that anyone would call me a child molester because what I think that does is belittles true child molesters, the ones out there that are really molesting children. We can’t do that. My and Courtney’s marriage is legal, it’s moral and its within the law. I’m not a child molester, so anyone who says that I’m not going to take it to heart. I only care about what my loved ones think about me and no one else. We wake up in each others’ arms in the morning a...
I'm sorry, but I just love RuPaul. Everything I've ever seen or heard or read from him is just pure magic. Sadly, we've never talked much about him around these parts, which leads me to believe that some people might not be aware of just how magical he is. Luckily, RuPaul has decided to help educate people on how wonderful he is by sharing a list of 25 things we might not know about him:
1. The person I idolize most is Judge Judy.
2. I sleep with a stuffed donkey named Jimmy.
3. I wa...
More Courtney as a budget Bo. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Lopez left American Idol. [Hollywood PQ]
Where did all of the John Travolta accusers go? Oh, that's right: they were paid off. [Lainey Gossip]
Zac Efron vs. Chris Evans. [Lainey Gossip]
People are probably going to kill Sacha Baron Cohen. [Starpulse]
This is Hayden Panettiere doing "vampy." [Cele|bitchy]
Details on Mary Kennedy's death. [LA Times]
Whitney's drug dealer is crying. [TMZ]
15 Really weird places Jesus has appeared. [The Frisky]
Pregnant Reese Withersp...
Jessica Biel only got her Twitter account a few days ago, but she's already managed to bore me to tears. There were actual tears coming out of my eyes while I was reading through the pointless things she had to say, and whether or not those tears were from boredom or from frustration at my kitten not letting me sleep last night* is up for debate.
I tried to figure out why I hated Jessica's tweets so much, and it took me a minute. At first I was like "they're just tweets, whatever, don't w...
I'll admit: they're no beach photos, but girl here is still totally smoking hot.
Christina was photographed riding the subway this past week in New York City, wearing an all-black ensemble and positively no makeup. I think one of the things that I like about her look the most is that when she does cake the face paint on, it doesn't change her features all that dramatically. She basically looks the same one way or the other, and that, guys, is a sign of true beauty. She wears the makeup to enhance what she's...
Every now and then in the comments of a delightful little blind item, one of you will say "but what's the point? We don't even know who this is about!" And that's fair: it can be frustrating to read some little piece of gossip that's so intriguing but to not even know who you're reading about. But you guys, sometimes those blind items get revealed. Sometimes we find out the answer. And this is one of those times.
Let's get started by talking about a blind item that you've heard about here. Do you remember the one about a singer who turned into a ...
Yup, I spent the last few hours racking my brain over who the most obnoxious, most heinous celebrities were of 2011 and though there were probably, like, eighty-six I could have placed on this list (not including others from previous years that continue their douchebag reign well into the later parts of the decade), I decided on five.
#5 - Doug Hutchison
I know. I know. Some of you guys probably have a soft little spot in your hearts for Doug Hutchison because he just seems on the outskirts...
Yesterday, accompanied by a glorious, glorious SNL clip, Jenn told you guys that Kim Kardashian went to Minnesota to see her true love, Kris Humphries. And listen: these two crazy kids might just be giving it another go!
The couple had a good long talk with their pastor that lasted four hours. They talked about their issues, which include fame whoring and a lack of moxie, and, as TMZ says, "the two expressed respect and love for each other ... but both acknowledged a lot is wrong with their relationship."
At this point, Kris still thin...