Way back when this lovely couple broke up the first time, I told you guys this story about how Jesse cheated on Kat, and that’s what caused the break up. It was a long shot, I know, and the story did sound a little shady, but it looks like Jesse really was cheating. You know how we know with such certainty? Because Kat Von D said so herself!
And there you have it. Are you shocked? Appalled? Has this changed your opinion of Jesse James (haha, of course not, Kat is no Sandy B!)? Or are you just content to never hear about these two ever again?
Yeah, so I think that headline and this video really speak for themselves. Well, and also I thought that some of you might care to hear Joseph Gordon-Levitt talk about sex. That’s bound to do something for someone, right?
First, let me say that I’m not one to jump on the “BASTARD CELEBRITIES ARE TRIVIALIZING RAPE, MAHGOD!” bandwagon, because you know what? Sometimes people just say stupid shit. To take that further, sometimes there are just STUPID PEOPLE. However, I never thought that Johnny Depp was stupidorill-spoken, which is why his recent Vanity Fair interview struck me as kind of off.
Despite being one of the world’s most handsome men, Johnny Depp hates photo shoots so much, he compares them to violent sexual assault. He tells Nick Tosches in Vanity Fair, “Well, you just feel like you’re being raped somehow. Raped … It feels like a kind of weird — just weird, man.” He’ll pose with fans, “But whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it’s like — you just feel dumb. It’s just so stupid.”
See, JD, the big difference between what you’re talking about and what rape actually is, is that you have a say in doing these photoshoots you speak of. You can accept, decline, postpone, or not show up at all. Rape victims? Well. They just don’t have that many options, now, do they. I mean, that is, after all, the whole essence of rape, is it not?
Oh no, what’s Blake going to do now, aside from capitalize off of her COMPLETELY AWESOME nude photos? Continue doing the Gossip Girl thing, sans big-time-boyfriend fame? Find other yachts to hang out on in the Mediterranean? Do an album? Or hell, maybe she’ll fold the whole thing over and go the Michelle Williams route: writing love letters for a living. Or, OOH. Sous chef. Point is, Blake can’t act her way out of a home “photo shoot,” and the only thing she really had going over the past few months was the fact that a monster movie star boned her on the regular – one who didn’t try to cover it up, either.
Look! Lea Michele did something (fashion-wise, anyway) that I can get behind! I am just loving this dress. And I’m loving the way Lea Michele looks in it. I don’t always agree with her fashion choices (OK, I almost never agree with her fashion choices), but this time, I think she’s hit it out of the park. Now, if we could just get her to stop talking, we might be making progress with little Miss Glee.
get a life haters,i know y’all wish 2 be kim but d bad news is no,u cant be kim and dis blogger should find something else to write and leave d kardashians alone.
I’m sorry for you. But I don’t like that you say “I feel outraged that celebrities are acting this way and claiming to be this”… I mean excuse me, but don’t you see “celebrities”...
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