Oct 05, 2011 at 04:30 pm by Emily

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Yeah, we know that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are madly in love. It’s been almost three years since the first rumors of a relationship, and ever since then, Kristen’s been real tight-lipped about it. But hey, not anymore, I guess.

Let’s check out what Kristen had to say after she mentioned to an interviewer that her boyfriend is English:

“I never would have said that if I knew you were going to be interviewing me,” she said. “Yeah, I know it is. So much of my life is so easily Googled. I mean, it’s like, ‘C’mon guys. It’s so obvious.”

She added, “But this subject, I don’t think you realize what a big deal it is for people. Well, it is a big deal. And right now, even me talking about it like this is a big deal. They would be, ‘Oh. My. God.’ There would also still be a 50/50 split. Some people would still be, ‘See, told you they’re not together.’”

Kristen went on to explain her rationale behind trying to keep her relationship with Rob private.

“I don’t worry about it at all,” she admitted. “It’s just one of those things. I’m selfish. I’m like, ‘That’s mine!’ And I like to keep whatever is mine remaining that way. It’s a funny little game to play and it’s a slippery slope. I always say to myself I’m never going to give anything away because there’s never any point or benefit for me.”

You know, I’m actually kind of starting to like Kristen Stewart, just a little. Of course, I still think she’s a horrible actress, but the way she’s been carrying herself lately? I think I can really get behind that.

Oct 05, 2011 at 03:30 pm by Emily

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Yeah, like an album of music. As in, Kat Von D, the musician. Which is to say, gag me with a spoon.

Here’s the little announcement from Kat:

“I’ve been passionate about music all my life. I’ve been playing classical piano since I was six. So I understand the form, but it will be fun to be able to translate a message. I think it’s much like tattooing or the TV show or make-up, my clothing line, fashion. All those things, they’re just different outlets to be able to be creative. So music, I think it’s going to be one of those things.”

But what will Kat’s original tunes sound like?  We can’t be sure, but she did say that her songs would be of the ”dark, more tragically romantic” variety, and she named some of her influences as Guns N’ Roses, Metallica, AC/DC, Depeche Mode and The Cure.   So basically, we’re looking to get some hot gothic mess in album form, which is, you know, fitting.

Will any of you be rushing out to purchase Kat’s record when it comes out?

Oct 05, 2011 at 02:30 pm by Emily

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Ok, we all know that I don’t care for the girl, but if someone made a movie about Lady Gaga, I would definitely see it, if only for the costumes. Likewise, there is no way in hell that I would ever miss a good Lifetime Original. So the fact that Lifetime is working on making their very own film about Lady Gaga? This is like heaven. This is pure ecstasy.

Lifetime is developing Fame Monster: The Lady Gaga Story, a biopic of the famous pop star. The project, named after Gaga’s 2009 EP, is being written by Norman Snider (Casino Jack) based on Maureen Callahan’s 2010 book Poker Face: The Rise And Rise Of Lady Gaga, with Ilene Kahn Power (Lifetime’s Who Is Clark Rockefeller?) executive producing. Lady Gaga is not involved. Fame Monster chronicles the life of Stefani Germanotta, who started her musical career as a rocker and later was transformed into pop mega star Lady Gaga. The project has been heating up at the cable network and could get a green light soon.

I don’t mean to get outrageous, but I think I could see myself selling my soul to make this happen. What do you think?

Oct 05, 2011 at 01:30 pm by Sarah

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Courtney Love talks about killing Kurt Cobain. [The Superficial]

George Clooney finally admits it. [Lainey Gossip]

And then Frances Bean Cobain buys herself a house with her trust money. [Starpulse]

The centerfold becomes a body builder. Scary. [Busted Coverage]

Jani Lane died from alcohol poisoning. [TMZ]

RYAN GOSLING‘S ASS! [Socialite Life]

The Simpsons: cancelled? [Seriously OMG]

Jason Wu for Target?! [The Frisky]

Riley Keough‘s crazy multi-colored hair. [Caught on Set]

Little girl sings Nicki Minaj. [OMGBlog]

Eddie Cibrian was injured. [The Blemish]

Braless Ali Larter. [Yeeeah]

Fashion models turned movie stars. [theBERRY]

Hand-holding makes her nauseous. [Lainey Gossip]

Pink looks UNBELIEVABLE. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Lady Gaga intimidates President Obama. [Cele|bitchy]

Stick Stickly‘s BACK. [Huff Po]

Is Glee up next on the chopping block? [Hollywood Dame]

Oct 05, 2011 at 12:30 pm by Sarah

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Did you hear? Maybe, but probably not. I know a lot of you guys don’t go cray-cray over Justin Bieber, nor do you flip your shit over Mariah Carey, so you just may hear it here on Evil Beet first: Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber are – sob – teaming up to ruin one of my favorite Christmas songs, ‘All I Want for Christmas (Is You)’. I know, I know; it’s a Mariah Carey song and you probably think I should know better than that, but let’s put it into perspective: this song originally came out in 1994, when I was eleven years old. And I was a Mariah Carey fan back then, because come on. Who wasn’t? Um, hello, ‘Fantasy’? Jeepers. Anyway, even though I grew up and out of Mariah Carey, this is a song that stayed close to my heart Christmas after Christmas, and even when I hear it to this day, I’m brought back to shopping at the mall with my mom for friendship bracelets for my BFFs (with my own allowance, what what!) and hoping that my mom’d slyly try to buy something for me without my seeing (OF COURSE I’D SEE). It makes me think of Trapper Keepers ’round the holidays, Christmas breaks that seemed to go on for months, and dreaming about my crush, counting the days ’til I’d see him in Social Studies again. It makes me think of cheesy adolescents cheesily waving “See you next year!” on the last day before holiday break, handmade mittens, and the smell of turkey roasting and cookies baking.

But now? Mariah’s bringing Justin Bieber into the mix? This is probably a dream come true for today’s eleven-year-olds (who probably don’t even know who the crazy lady singing on Bieber’s new Christmas album is), but for me? My heavens.

Oct 05, 2011 at 11:30 am by Sarah

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“I am truly sorry for offending anyone in any way. I never meant to. It was a poor choice of words on my part in an effort to explain a feeling. I understand there is no comparison and I am very regretful. In an effort to correct my lack of judgment, please accept my heartfelt apology.”

This, in response to RAINN’s statement (RAINN, if you’re unaware, is the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network) about Johnny Depp‘s rape quip:

“While photos may feel at times intrusive, being photographed in no way compares to rape — a violent crime which affects another American every two minutes. RAINN welcomes the opportunity to speak with Mr. Depp and educate him about the real life experiences faced by survivors every day, and ways that he can work with RAINN to help.”

Do correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think even Kristen Stewart waited for this organization to make a statement before her publicist was wise enough to poke her and say, “Hey, girl, maybe you should rethink what you said.” I’m totally kidding about that last part, anyway, a lot of these morons, collectively, don’t generally take a minute for a second thought after words leave their mouths. Their publicists are paid to speak for them, and screenplay writers and directors are paid to put words in their mouths and make them move. I mean, why should they think for themselves, either?