Oh man, oh man, oh man. This trailer looks so good, right?
Charlize Theron stars in Young Adult as Mavis Gary, an insufferable “young adult” fiction writer who returns to her Minnesota hometown hoping to make her old high school boyfriend fall in love with her (thanks, IMDb). And! It co-stars my dream man, Patrick Wilson, who plays the guy Mavis can’t have. And! Patton Oswalt plays the unwilling wingman, an acquaintance from high school who obviously puts up with Mavis’s ish because she’s so darn cute and catty.
I have totally high hopes for this one you guys—like, even higher hopes than I had for One for the Money. For one thing, anyone who’s watched Arrested Development or “Between Two Ferns” knows Charlize has done her career a major disservice, because she has mad comedic timing. Patton Oswalt I’m actually so-so on—I know it isn’t fair to hold King of Queens against him, but I just do—but since he is a Career Nerd, I have to stand with him in solidarity. Then there’s Patrick Wilson, whose filmography is a veritable Rosetta’s Stone of What? Hngh. Love him.
But most importantly, this flick is a Jason Reitman joint. It’s great to see him again paired with breakout screenwriter Diablo Cody (they made Juno together), and this movie could be infinitely more affable. Who wants to see a 15-year old act like she’s 35, anyway? I’d much rather see a 35-year old act like she’s 15. Now you’re speakin’ my language, Cody.
You remember the PS22 kids, the ones that Anne Hathaway invited to the Oscars on account of how awesome they are? Yeah, those same kids just did a cover of one of my favorite Adele songs, and it just makes my heart sing, it really does. Cute kids singing amazing songs? Honestly, what’s not to love?
Dr. Lilian Glass tells HollywoodLife.com that the pictures of Justin and Selena holding hands in Brazil doesn’t indicate a healthy relationship — we are shocked with this news! Dr. Glass tells us that the reason Justin is usually walking in front of Selena is because he’s “insecure” about their relationship and trying to assert his power.
“Walking ahead of her says ‘power’ and that he has to be in charge,” she tells us. “Selena is happily taking a subservient role in the relationship and it says she’s insecure about the relationship too.”
Maybe Justin’s alleged insecurity is because Selena is absolutely gorgeous and a bit older? She is 19-years-old while Justin is only 17. But Justin is a huge superstar and girls would do anything to be in Selena’s position.
Luckily, Dr. Glass does reveal one good thing about their relationship — there’s tons of passion!
“It’s good that they walk in step,” she says. “It shows they are like-minded and both on the same page. There’s also a lot of passion between them, but she just needs to step up and take charge in the relationship.”
Have any of you guys ever pretended to be a body language expert? It’s super fun. One of my favorite things to do while out and about with my boyfriend is to grab his hand forcefully and charge ahead of him, while glancing back and hissing “my body language shows that I am in control.” For real, this is a thing that happens in my relationship. Another time, he took a picture of us with a horse, and when I looked at it I told him that based on the horse’s body language, it was clear that he felt a much stronger connection with me. I’m a really neat girlfriend.
Do you guys buy into this body language business at all? Do you think it’s possible that Justin Bieber could be anything less than the world’s best boyfriend?
Here’s how this started. I saw this picture of Evan Rachel Wood looking all neat and fancy, and I wanted to show you guys. But then I saw a picture of Emma Stone looking like the most adorable girl that’s ever been, and I wanted to show you guys that, too. But since I have a lot to talk about today, I had to choose between my two favorite ladies. And, well, I couldn’t.
See, Mama Shakur doesn’t want any of that nonsense. She’s had to go through all sorts of things with her little angel, Tupac – the fact that his friends smoked his remains, conspiracy after conspiracy surrounding his murder, and, you know, the murder itself – and it turns out that a sex tape is just pushing it a little too far:
TMZ spoke with a spokesperson for Pac’s estate, who was VERY clear, “We will sue anyone who tries to sell a Tupac tape.”
The rep insists … only the estate has the power to authorize the use of Tupac’s image for commercial use … and there’s NO WAY the sex tape will ever get the proper approval.
We’re told Tupac’s mother, Afeni Shakur, is aware of the tape — and has told her spokesperson, “Get the legal team ready because [we] will not allow someone to put it out.”
The rep tells us … the estate is trying to figure out who is marketing the tape by attempting to identify the individuals who appear on film, including the leading lady, believing one of them might be the culprit.
Really though, thank goodness they’re fighting so hard to keep this tape from being released. Everybody knows I love me some Tupac, but when I first heard the news of the sex tape, I think I literally gagged. It just sounds so gross and icky and it makes me uncomfortable to thing of Tupac, the person I consider to be my guardian angel, engaging in such activities.
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