Oct 07, 2011 at 10:30 am by Emily

Again, I just don’t get Beyonce. I know, I know, a lot of people think she’s a goddess, and that’s fine, but in my world, goddesses don’t cause anxiety attacks and near seizures. They just don’t.

Also, is it just me, or is Beyonce starting to look more and more like Tyra? With the long hair and bangs, like in the very last shot of the video? Does anyone else see that?

Oct 07, 2011 at 09:30 am by Sarah

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You know, I’m getting to the point where I no longer care whether Britney‘s batshit crazy or not. She’s finally starting to look *as good as she used to, and who would I be to ruin that for her and everyone else who’s loyal to Britney? With photos like these, I mean, people might actually start Googling “Britney Spears nudes” all over again, and come on now: don’t you dare tell me you never did it, because I’ll call you a LIAR LIAR. Pants on fire.

*Subject to opinion, of course

Oct 07, 2011 at 08:30 am by Sarah

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Ali Larter‘s butt-flash. [The Superficial]

More info on Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber‘s “Project Ruin Christmas.” [Lainey Gossip]

Beyonce goes Audrey Hepburn. [Bossip]

The X-Factor recap! [Starpulse]

Blake Lively was making out with this dude. [Cele|bitchy]

Johnny Depp as Dr. Seuss? [Huff Po]

Steve Jobs-inspired turtlenecks. [The Frisky]

Kim Kardashian‘s face is no longer pretty. [Yeeeah]

The best post secrets ever. [theBERRY]

Why is Katie Holmes in Pittsburgh? [INFDaily]

LeAnn Rimes only lost ten pounds. [Amy Grindhouse]

Elijah Wood allows men to bend over in front of him. [The Superficial]

Billy Bob Thornton‘s daughter sentenced to twenty years in prison. [LA Times]

Oct 07, 2011 at 07:30 am by Sarah

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This woman seriously gave birth a month ago, and while she’s not as super-skinny as women who also just gave birth like January Jones and Jessica Alba (thank God), she looks positively amazing. Better than she did prior to getting pregnant to begin with-type of amazing, especially since she was looking like a jacked-up bodybuilder at one point there. Sheesh.

What do you guys think?

Oct 07, 2011 at 06:30 am by Sarah

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This is it, friends! One of the moments you’ve been waiting for, if, indeed, you were one of those waiting for news on both new Snow White projects. This is the depiction featuring Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen and Lily Collins as Snow White, whereas the “other” movie features Kristen Stewart as Snow White, and is a little grittier than what you’re seeing here between Julia’s frou-frou dresses and appropriately pompous faces.

So – now which are you looking forward to most?

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Oct 07, 2011 at 05:30 am by Jenn

Photo: one in a bevy of potential Charlie Sheen costumes this Halloween

What, it’s an honest question. I only ask because Gawker reports that CNN Money reports that Charlie Sheen is anticipated to be the most popular costume this Halloween. And CNN could well be dead-on: you wouldn’t believe how many Charlie Sheen “party supplies” are out there (no, that was not a veiled cocaine joke). So you see, I have to ask what you’re planning to go as for Halloween, because it would be SO EMBARRASSING if we went to that house party on Division Street wearing the same thing.

More from CNN Money:

In a growing trend toward pop-culture references, top choices for women include Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Snooki (or any member of the gang from the Jersey Shore cast). As for the kids, it’s all about the popular mobile phone app Angry Birds.

Thanks in part to the AMC series The Walking Dead, zombies are also making a big comeback, according to a separate report by the National Retail Federation.

CNN Money adds that the National Retail Federation (which is a real, actual thing, evidently) expects the average American to spend $73.21 on Halloween crap. Of course, if you’re an especially big spender, I happen to know where you can get a pretty intense Charlie Sheen mask.