Sometimes I wish celebrities had more sense than to share stories that are clearly personal and do not need to be in the public domain. Take Jimmy Kimmel – I suppose he thinks it’s hilarious to tell the public about the two surgeries he had on his dick, but… is it honestly? Do you feel any better knowing about it? I’m gonna go ahead say a big fat NOPE.
From E! Online:
You see, the late-night talk show host mentioned during a panel at South by Southwest over the weekend that the hole in his private part once closed up.
Yes, closed up.
I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t ask Kimmel about it yesterday when I caught up with him from the SXSW set of Jimmy Kimmel Live.
“It just kind of closed up on it’s own,” he explained. “I don’t know why it happened. I still don’t know why.”
“The guy said, ‘Your urethra’s closing up and you need it operated on,’ and they did,” Kimmel recalled. “And then they said, ‘Yeah, we didn’t get it, it didn’t quite work. We need to do it again.’ And they did it again.”
“I’m a real pee hole,” Kimmel cracked, before adding, “It’s a horrible process by the way—a horrible horrible process.”
Tee hee! COMEDY! I mean, it sounds like an awful experience, but… I could’ve done without this deep knowledge.