Today's Evil Beet Gossip

JWoww dresses her baby in ridiculous clothes

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For better or worse, Jersey Shore’s Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley is someone’s mother and her little girl must be dressed to the nines at all times. While she only gave birth to little Meilani about two months ago, already that child is primped like a beauty pageant queen. Take the following photo, for example:

I personally believe this is tantamount to child abuse and someone needs to call CPS. (Yes, thickos, I’m kidding.) Cute kid, hideous outfit, but what can you do?

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Juliannne Moore is the queen of everything

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I’ve always absolutely loved Julianne Moore. She’s beautiful, she’s talented, she’s down-to-earth, she’s intelligent… you get the point. She’s one of the best actresses currently working in Hollywood at the moment (Meryl Streep and Kate Winslet completing the trifecta, of course) and she’s great. That’s why I love reading interviews with her – she always has really interesting things to say and doesn’t come off as contrived or full of shit.

In the new issue of New Beauty (whatever that is), Julianne spoke about, well, all things beauty, from how she likes to work out to what she tells her daughter about makeup.

On her favourite way to work out:

‘I don’t like noisy workouts. I tried spinning and didn’t like it, it’s just too loud for me.’

‘I do better when I am working out in quiet, which is why I like yoga. I especially like classes that don’t have mirrors. It’s a time to let go and let your body drop into itself.’

On sharing beauty advice with 12-year-old daughter Liv:

‘For my daughter, we talk about different things as they relate to beauty,’ she gushed. ‘I always tell her not overpluck her eyebrows – I remember overplucking mine in sixth grade, and I guess everyone does!’

‘She is allowed to play with makeup, but I also remind her how beautiful she looks without it. I also try to remind her she can dress modestly and still look lovely.’

On juice cleanses:

‘I did a juice cleanse for the Golden Globes one year. I think I did it for three days,’ she said. ‘To be honest, the only weight I lost was in my brain!’

Love her!

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Elle Fanning is not a blonde anymore

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Elle Fanning is growing up so quickly! I feel like she was just, like, 10 the other day and apparently now she’s 16 and I’m feeling old. In any case, she’s always been known as an adorable kid with super blonde hair, but all that is changed now since she’s dyed it a colour Vogue is calling “honey brown” and it looks great!

There’s not much else to talk about here, but celebrity hair colour is apparently a topic of interest to some, so here we are, topic-ing about it. This totally suits her and makes her look older, and it’s a nice change for the cooler weather. I just got my hair cut a few weeks ago and I’ve been dying to dye it a lighter colour but it’s so much effort.

Okay, that’s all the beauty talk I can muster at the moment. What do you think? Was Elle better as a blonde, or is this her best look yet?

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Keanu Reeves has a house intruder problem

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Keanu Reeves can’t seem to get any peace lately, as he’s had TWO home intruders in the span of two days… and one of them was naked! Incidentally, both were women and presumably wanted to get a bit freaky, but they were both dragged off for mental evaluation and no one was hurt.

From TMZ:

It’s was the SECOND time in 2 days … a woman waltzed into Keanu’s home through an unlocked door. Keanu was gone … a cleaning crew inside the house left the front gate open and never flagged the intruder.

Law enforcement sources tell us … she got naked and jumped in his shower, then took a skinny dip in the pool. Only then did the crack cleaning crew get suspicious and call Reeves, who called 911.

He certainly knew the drill.  The day before another woman broke into his house when he was sleeping. He found her in his library and talked to her briefly before calling 911.

I’m assuming he has a security system set up, but it seems it’s not a very good one if two people are getting in within two days, completely undetected. What’s going on here? And why is this all of a sudden happening NOW rather than, say, when The Matrix came out or something? It all seems so random. Glad he’s okay, though.

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Beyonce finally “proves” she was really pregnant with Blue Ivy

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I’ve never been a Beyonce conspiracy theorist when it comes to the issue of whether or not she was actually ever pregnant with Blue Ivy. The stupid “collapsable baby bump” thing seemed like a joke to me, but apparently some people are very, very serious about their feelings on the subject for some reason or other. In any case, Bey knows this, and she used her On The Run HBO special to somewhat set the record straight by sharing the above photo of herself posing naked with Jay-Z during her pregnancy. See? Issue solved… or something.

Now people are saying Bey is the queen of Photoshop (wrong – that’s Kim Kardashian) so this could easily be fake, but is it really that serious, y’all? Why go to such great lengths to make up something so stupid? Here’s Beyonce in the hospital after giving birth, as well:

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I get it – people do make up insane shit and this wouldn’t be the weirdest thing someone lied about, but like… really? I dunno, I just don’t see the point. That child is Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s and that’s kinda all that matters. But speaking of Jay-Z, here’s a picture from their wedding, which oddly looks vaguely tacky:

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Candles on a flat screen TV? I mean… alright.

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‘Modern Family’s Sarah Hyland gets restraining order against crazy ex-boyfriend

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Sarah Hyland from Modern Family was dating boyfriend Matthew Prokop for about five years, but they recently broke up. Good thing, too, since he was apparently physically and verbally abusive for most of their relationship. Sarah did a good thing by getting away, but unfortunately it’s become an even bigger nightmare now, since he’s been harassing her, choking her and threatening to kill her (and/or himself), forcing her to seek a restraining order.

From TMZ:

According to the docs, Prokop — an actor who once appeared on “Modern Family” — pinned Hyland against a car during an argument about her outfit back in May and unleashed hell … calling her “c**t, c**t, c**t” and choking her.

Hyland says in the docs, “His grip was so tight that I could not breathe or speak. I was scared and in fear for my life.”

Sarah says she suffered injuries to her voice — and had a “very sore throat following this event.”

The documents also reveal that she asked her TV mom Julie Bowen to come over to her house to help her “peacefully end the relationship”. She’d apparently bought a plane ticket to send Matthew back to his house in Texas, but he bugged out when he got there and saw Julie and a few other people there and went into the backyard and started screaming. Julie got Sarah out of the house, but it’s continued from there. He’s since threatened to kill her dog, set her house on fire, kill himself, kill her… this guy is basically a fucking psycho.

After Hyland broke up with Prokop, she claims he “relentlessly bombarded me with vile, threatening and emotionally disturbing texts and voice mails including his own suicide threats.”

Hyland says Prokop entered a rehab facility in August — but he got out on Sept. 21st … and claims the director of the facility contacted her and told her it would be in her best interest to get a restraining order against him due to his mental state and attitude against her.

Wow. This guy sounds like such a sweetheart. Unfortunately, people this nuts aren’t usually deterred by a restraining order, so I’m sure he’ll end up being arrested in the coming days for continuing to be a psycho. In the meantime, hopefully Sarah stays safe and is not ever alone at her house. Unfortunate that some people are so messed up, but I feel like we’re seeing it more and more these days…

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Naomi Watts wishes she had more kids

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You don’t really hear much from Naomi Watts these days, do you? Ever since that awful Princess Diana movie tanked (seriously, it was awful – I did sit through it), she’s kept somewhat of a low profile. She’s just been doing normal people things, like raising her kids and chilling with longtime partner Liev Schreiber. She’s turning 46 this week and is sorta past the age of child bearing (not if you ask Halle Berry!), but she does wish she’d have popped a few more out while she could have. Instead, she’ll just have to raise her two young sons, 7-year-old Sasha and 5-year-old Kai.

From MORE (via People):

“I should have had more kids, started younger,” the actress says in the magazine’s October issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

But Watts, who turns 46 this week, has two boys to keep her busy (with the help of partner Liev Schreiber).

“Liev has a lot more courage than me,” she says of their complementary parenting styles. “He’s always saying, ‘Let the kids do it. Take the training wheels off!’ My bit of fear balances him, and he balances my fear.”

“I’ve skydived. I went swimming with sharks that weren’t in cages. I went on safari, where you’re sitting with lions just five feet from you. And I was photographed [by Condé Nast Traveler] for King Kong standing on a gargoyle near the top of the Chrysler Building in New York City. I had a harness and a rope, but if you fall, you’re hanging [61 floors up]!” she says. “But now that I have kids, I don’t want to do so many daredevily things anymore.”

Say what you want about her mediocre acting, but I still like Naomi. She’s low key, down-to-earth and just seems like a really nice person. She and Liev used to come into a shop I worked in back in my early 20s and she was always super chatty, super nice and completely normal. You remember experiences like that, especially since so many Hollywood types are the exact opposite.

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