Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lindsay Lohan ordered to redo 125 hours of community service

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Lindsay Lohan thought she was being slick when she completed her mandatory community service literally at the eleventh hour – the very day the deadline hit. Of course, her list of “work” she completed was always questionable, and after authorities gave it a closer look, they realised just how much of it was complete and utter bullshit.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan and her community service organization just got slammed by a judge Wednesday morning … a judge who threw out more than half of her hours.

The judge in Lindsay’s probation case ordered LiLo to do another 125 hours … this after the prosecutor called BS on the service she performed.

Most of the hearing was conducted privately in the judge’s chambers, but hizzoner did call the work Lindsay did “unacceptable.”

TMZ broke the story … prosecutor Terry White was indignant over the work Lindsay did for CSV in London, saying in one case she got credit for six hours of community service work … even though four hours of those hours were for acting on stage and the remaining two were for meeting fans.

I mean, come on. Did the community really benefit from coming to see her flop of a West End show? I don’t think so. As for the meeting fans thing, I’d have to say that it’s more like the fans doing Lindsay a service, considering I’m pretty sure without her ego being stroked by people still hanging on to her Mean Girl days, she’d evaporate into thin air. Get outta here with that nonsense. 

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Madonna ate it at the BRIT Awards – Yikes!

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Tonight was the BRIT Awards over in London – think of the Grammys, but slightly (only very slightly) less awkward. Taylor Swift performed, Kanye West performed, even Madonna performed… and promptly ate it when her dancers yanked her backwards down the stairs. Uh oh… someone’s getting fired!

Thankfully, someone was around to take a Vine:

Enjoy this visual for years to come, because it’s so, so good.  What the hell happened here? I mean, potential problems like this are usually what dress rehearsals are for, but… who knows.

Marc Anthony’s father told him he’s ugly

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Marc Anthony is not what I would call conventionally handsome, but I also wouldn’t call him ugly because I’m not rude and because beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Obviously Jennifer Lopez thought he was attractive, and I’m sure plenty of other people do, too, like his current wife Shannon de Lima. One of those people was not his father, who apparently raised Marc to believe he’s ugly as sin. Yikes.

During an interview on The Meredith Vieira Show this week (how that’s still even a thing, I don’t know), Marc revealed his dad’s top notch parenting skills and also insisted that it’s all about personality.

“My dad told me early on, he said, ‘Son, we’re both ugly,’” the 46-year-old said. “I swear to God, he says it to this day. And he goes, ‘You work on your personality. It builds character.’”

It all came up while Anthony was discussing his ex-wife Jennifer Lopez and his new wife, model Shannon de Lima, whom he said “I do” to this past November. After Vieira asked how he landed Lima, he responded: “It’s just marketing. I am just great at marketing. I was born with this mug piece — I’m skinny and stuttering.”

I do agree that personality is super important. You could be the best looking man/woman in the world and if you are dumb as a bag of rocks, I don’t have the time of day for you. Enjoy your “mug piece”, Marc.

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Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello postponing wedding for ‘Magic Mike 2′

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Sofia Vergara is truly a kind-hearted soul. She’s met the greatest lay she’s ever had in her life and they’re going to tie the knot – but that dream wedding will have to wait a while, because unfortunately, Magic Mike 2 needs promoting and Joe Manganiello is going to rise to the occasion.

From Page Six:

“We wanted to get married this summer, but Joe will be busy working and promoting ‘Magic Mike 2.’” The film, based on Channing Tatum’s time as a stripper, comes out July 1.

“We want to get married at a time when we can get away and make time for a honeymoon,” she added, “So the wedding will probably be later this year.” Manganiello jokingly chimed in: “I would love to get married this summer, but I’m going to be too busy promoting my male stripper movie!”

Ha. I seriously love these two as a couple. I don’t know anything about them, I’ve seen all of one episode of Modern Family, etc., but I just think they’re great for reasons I can’t even pinpoint. I actually think they’ll last. THEY MUST. Hotness like this must join forces for the good of us all.

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Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto are likely an item

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Now here’s some news I think we can all get behind. After all, what’s better than two hot people being hot together? (More on that in the next story.) Lupita Nyong’o and Jared Leto are apparently dating on the low or soon will be, but that rumour’s been floating around for months so I don’t know that it’s all that much of a secret.

From Hollywood Life:

“Lupita is totally up for a romance with Jared!” our source tells us. “She and her boyfriend K’naan split months ago and she’s definitely ready for a relationship with the right guy. She likes Jared … problem is that although Jared loves to flirt he doesn’t seem interested in taking it further than that. When they see each other Jared is so incredibly flirty always touching her and telling her how gorgeous she is. He even talks about taking her out but so far he hasn’t followed through.”

Our insider adds: “He says he’ll call, but then weeks and months go by before they see each other at another awards show.”

Oh no! So Jared Leto’s a flake, basically. Not a good sign – though I guess that explains why he’s 43 and still single. Hopefully these two can work something out because I think they’d be GREAT together.

For what it’s worth, they apparently spent the entire Vanity Fair Oscar afterparty together and were super flirty, so who knows what’s going to happen here.

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Did Kylie Jenner get butt implants?

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Kylie Jenner has grown up WAY ahead of her time – but that’s a surprise to exactly no one, considering the family she comes from. She hasn’t really enjoyed a “childhood”, to speak of, and in the period of about 18 months, she’s gone from looking like a pretty normal teenager to… Kim‘s doppelganger? In fact, it seems like her attempt to be like her older sister (HALF sister, many keep pointing out on Instagram) has gone to the next level and she may have even gotten ass implants, just like KimmyCakes – or at least that’s the rumour flying around since she posted the above photo to her account this week.

First of all, why is a 17-year-old feeling the need to look like this? There’s nothing sexual about it (because even though she’s REALLY trying hard to be a grown woman, she is still a child) and in fact, it just seems really desperate and sad. What is with the complete lack of self-worth in this family that makes the women desperate to use their bodies to get approval from the outside world? Kim’s one thing – she’s an adult and perfectly (and legally) capable of making her own (awful) decisions. But it’s really sad to see Kylie going down this path at such a young age and NO ONE is doing anything to get her any kind of help/calm her young ass down.

Then there’s this picture of Kylie with Kris:

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First of all, we can skip over the fact that Kris looks like a walking Gaussian blur filter. Second of all, why is Kylie literally sucking herself into to high heaven and simultaneously trying to push her butt out? Is Kim THAT much of a role model? This whole thing is such a mess and she needs to be stopped before it’s too late (though maybe it already is).

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Naya Rivera is pregnant, God help us all

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Naya Rivera is the Queen of Crazy and we all know it, but so far it’s all been relatively harmless since she’s a grown ass woman who’s not responsible for anyone but herself. That’s all about to change, however, as she and her sudden husband Ryan Dorsey are about to bring a child into this world. That’s right: Naya Rivera is pregnant.

The news was revealed on Naya’s website with the following pic and caption:

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We’re having a baby! Ryan and I feel so blessed and can’t wait to welcome the newest member of our family.

Oh man, something tells me this is NOT going to be good. But who knows, maybe I’m just being cynical. Maybe these two are in it for the long haul and it’s going to go super well and the wonder of pregnancy will actually make Naya’s insanity disappear rather than get worse. Fingers crossed!

Congrats to the happy couple, anyway.

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