How on earth a collaboration between Robin Thicke and 1-800-Flowers even became a glimmer in anyone’s brain is beyond me, but here we are. The World’s Creepiest (and Most Pathetic) Pop Star teamed up with the flower delivery service to make an official ‘Get Her Back’ bouquet – as well as a cheaper option, the ‘Forever Love’ bouquet – for those times when you stick your finger up the ass of a woman who’s not your wife/girlfriend and then decide you don’t want to break up.
You can buy your desperation in the form of 18 long-stem red roses in the “Forever Love” bouquet for $64.99 or $89.99, or the romantic “Get Her Back” bouquet with 100 red roses for $349.99.
Uh… how about no? Who is really going to think to themselves, “You know, nothing says love like Robin Thicke. My wife/girlfriend/partner will LOVE this themed vase of overpriced flowers!”??? Pretty sure no one is.
At least Robin’s holding true to his word – he really doesn’t know what he’s doing, does he?
July 11, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Emilie de Ravin is absolutely abysmal as Belle on Once Upon a Time, but I had a minor crush on her for like, the first ten minutes of Lost (which I never watched after that) so I tend to give her a pass and still find her pretty likable. In any case, it’s not like we hear much from her anyway, as she manages to stay out of the news mostly… until now.
Unfortunately, Emilie is getting a divorce from her husband of 7 years, Joshua Janowicz. Bizarrely, these two have claimed they were getting divorced several times before and it’s never happened, so this may not actually happen anyway.
Emilie’s husband, Joshua Janowicz, — also an actor — filed legal docs this week to end their 7-year marriage. Sounds clean, except for:
– Emilie filed for divorce in 2007 … 6 months after they got married.
– The divorce lay dormant for 2 years … Joshua was never even served with legal papers
– In 2009 Joshua got served, and the couple announced they were getting divorced
– They never got divorced.
So now Joshua cites irreconcilable differences. In his new legal docs, he says they’ve been separated since November.
They just can’t quit each other … or maybe now they can.
Well, I guess that’s that.
July 11, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
Jimmy Kimmel and wife Molly McNearney announced in February that they were expecting their first child together. Well, time flies, and now the baby is here! Jimmy announced the news via Twitter, as you do, and reps for the couple have confirmed that mom and baby are “doing great”. The baby’s name is Jane.
Congratulations to my beautiful and very tough wife @mollymcnearney on delivering our baby girl this morning
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) July 10, 2014
Thanks for all your kind baby wishes – turns out, not ALL tweets are mean!
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) July 10, 2014
Congrats to the happy couple!
July 11, 2014 at 5:00 am by Jennifer
Willow Smith is one of the craziest members of a pretty insane family, and her new interview with Teen Vogue is no different. The 13-year-old opened up on a variety of topics, like Cartier (“My whole family, we love Cartier!”), self-expression and her refusal to eat governmental french fries. Oh, dear.
Here are some hilarious bits and bobs, completely without context (because even context wouldn’t help here).
On her fashion sense:
Who knows what tomorrow may bring? “My style is who I am all the time,” she says, “and who I am always changes.” For proof, look no further than her hair, which in the past few years has been green, pink, and now blonde. “My hair is super-, super-, super-, superhard to destroy,” she says with a laugh. “It’s a survivor.” As for the new shade, she proudly reports: “Blondes do have more fun!”
On why she’s not putting out an album:
“I have enough songs to make an album,” Willow says, “but most of the songs I don’t like.” She assures that new stuff is coming soon—just don’t ask Willow to characterize her sound. “It’s going to be something outlandish, something that nobody can imagine, something that comes from me and only me. Something we need right now.”
On her divine wisdom about the world:
Willow recently started tweeting to her 3.5 million-plus followers on topics as far-ranging as world peace (“We all need to learn how to harmoniously live on this planet without frying it like those systematic French fries the government feeds us”) and her trouble with homework (“Teacher: Why don’t you have your homework? Me: Too busy learning about life.”). “I just felt like people needed to hear what I had to say, man,” Willow reveals. “I feel like I can really give people a different view on things.”
It’s hard to berate Willow for her extreme ignorance and arrogance. After all, she’s only 13 and she’s privileged as hell, so of course she’s going to be completely disconnected from the real world and yet think she understands it better than anyone else actually living in it. What does a 13-year-old rich girl who grew up with famous parents and endless amounts of money understand about “government french fries” when two paragraphs earlier, she was giddily exclaiming her family’s love for Cartier? There’s a massive disconnect there that of course she won’t be able to see because she’s a child, but it’s a bit frightening when you think of the type of adult she might become if no one gives her a dose of reality anytime soon.
July 10, 2014 at 2:00 pm by Jennifer
Natalie Portman is Feliz in Los Feliz [ICYDK]
Who is Arianny Celeste and how does she look so good in a bikini? [Celebslam]
Even Vanessa Hudgens needs to go to the salon sometimes [Moe Jackson]
Well hello there, Ariana Grande [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Zachary Quinto is looking very dapper these days [Socialite Life]
Kat Graham‘s Jamaica bikini pics are here for you [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Prince William and Prince Harry really love to swim [Lainey Gossip]
Elizabeth Hasselbeck is NOT happy about Rosie O’Donnell‘s ‘View’ return [I'm Not Obsessed]
Dad doesn’t appreciate daughter texting him an accidental nude [The Blemish]
Robin Thicke‘s album only sold 530 copies in the UK [Celebitchy]
Is Nicole Richie still friends with Paris Hilton? [Too Fab]
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are classless and irritating [Fishwrapper]
Farrah Abraham is opening a frozen yogurt shop [The Frisky]
A bunch of models got completely naked for ‘Lui’ [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Here’s something you may not know about Harry Potter [theBERRY]
This is how Taylor Swift looks after the gym [Moe Jackson]
What’s Justin Theroux‘s biggest pet peeve? [Socialite Life]
Blake Lively‘s lifestyle website is coming for us [Lainey Gossip]
Are Charlize Theron and Sean Penn headed for a break-up? [Celebslam]
Did Joe Simpson bring his 21-year-old boyfriend to Jessica’s wedding? [Celebitchy]
July 10, 2014 at 1:00 pm by Jennifer
No surprises here! For some reason, some sucker in London’s West End decided to take a chance on (take pity on?) Lindsay Lohan for a role in David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow, and while LiLo was apparently so thrilled to be ~back on set~ (in a sense), that hasn’t stopped her from resorting to the same old antics right from the very beginning. You know, the usual: turning up late, being completely unprepared and generally a total nightmare to work with…
From Radar Online:
As RadarOnline.com exclusively reported last month, the troubled actress is attempting to re-launch her stifled career across the pond, but according to the new issue of Star, the 28-year-old is already behaving badly on the set of her new theater gig, David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow.
Sources tell the magazine that an off-the-wagon Lohan has been clubbing all night, then arriving to rehearsals late and unprepared, and sometimes not showing up at all.
“The cast is already really annoyed,” an insider says. “The director told her that, basically, it’s a one-strike deal; if she misses one more practice or comes in late again, she’s done.”
Apparently all her late night partying is continuing to get the best of her and she just won’t get out of bed to get shit done. Lindsay Lohan does not want a career, she wants the perks that come with it. She’s not invested in acting or getting her life together – she’s invested in destroying what life she’s got left, and I think she’ll end up getting her wish, unfortunately.