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Nicole Richie Served 82 Minutes in Jail

Nicole Richie Mug Shot She was in. She was out. Quicker than Lindsay Lohan can down a bottle of Grey Goose, Nicole Richie served her jail sentence. While the rest of the world was focused on Lindsay's plea bargaining, Nicole quietly slipped in and out of Lynwood's women's facility. She checked in at 3:15 pm today and checked out at 4:37 pm. According to a statement from the LA County Sheriff's Department: On August 23 2007, at 3:15 PM Miss Nicole Camille Richie reported to CRDF and surrendered herself foll...

Love It or Leave It: Today’s Lohan Court Attire

This is what Lindsay wore to court today.  Call me crazy, but I don't think that latex is an appropriate material to wear in a courtroom.  But this girl was 35 minutes late today, natch, so you know she was just rifling through her closet, trying to find something classy and appropriate. Maybe next time, Lindsay. If you're interested in how things went for Lindsay in court, here's a quick rundown:  they went all right.  She has until March 23rd to decide if she wants to take the plea...

Lindsay Might Be Sentenced to ‘Years’ in Jail Today

photo of lindsay lohan leaving a spa the night before she goes to a hearing pictures I feel like every couple of weeks I write that headline, and it's always for something different - DUIs, probation violations, kidnapping, probation violations, drug use and paraphernalia, assault, and now felony grand theft. And what's girlfriend doing as she bides her time, waiting to find out whether or not she's heading back to jail? Doing it up at the spa, the day before she's slated to appear at yet another hearing. This bad-ass bitch has one hell of a repertoire, guys. Lindsay, who's ...

Lindsay Lohan Claims She Was Borrowing That Necklace She Was Accused of Stealing

photo of a redheaded lindsay lohan with red hair out and about in los angeles on september 14th Lindsay Lohan is responding to allegations that she stole a necklace from a Venice Beach jewelry shop by saying that it was just a simple misunderstanding. The shop owner contacted police after seeing Lindsay out and about wearing the necklace that had been stolen from her shop earlier that week. The one of a kind piece was apparently one of many that Lindsay tried on while in the shop and is valued at &2,500. But Lindsay's lawyer is saying that her client was under the impression the ...

In Other News …

photo of the spice girls pictures retro Megan Fox's Armani ad ... I actually really like it, believe it or not. [Celebitchy] Hey, Christina Aguilera: your makeup and plastic surgery are really, really showing. [popbytes] Check out the trailer for Rupert Grint's latest movie. You know, just because it's Rupert Grint. [Pajiba] Did Hayden Pannettiere get a boob job? Decide for yourself. [Celebslam] Michael Lohan does the smart thing and threatens Lindsay's lawyer. Yep. You read that right -- threatened a lawyer. [Amy G...

Dina Lohan Thinks They’re Just Making an Example of Her Daughter

Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina just did an interview with Entertainment Tonight about her daughter's jail sentence and the general treatment she got during her time in court. Not one to throw curve balls, Dina said exactly what we expected her to: It's not Lindsay's fault, she's terrified of jail, and the courts are going extra hard on her because she's famous. There's video On Lindsay being scared to go to jail: "Lindsay's scared to death. You know, she's strong, but until someone faces something as devastating as that…we're going to have to see. God willing, it won't happen…It's very difficult, we're not sleeping well, we're not functioning. We cry a lot and we hug a lot. She's petrified, we all are. We're angry. We're disappointed in the system." On getting a new lawyer and appealing the judge's decision: "She's a fighter, and until the final result — we're not giving up. I think it's time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control." On Judge Marsha Revel: "This is not an OJ Simpson trial, which they made it out to be. If she [Judge Revel] wants a trial, then make it a fair trial. I feel like Shawn [Chapman Holley], Lindsay's [former] attorney should have stood up and said, 'Listen, I didn't know you were going to have witnesses.' We would have had ten witnesses. We didn't get a shot. We didn't get a shot at fairness." On Lindsay's behavior in 2007: "She did a really stupid thing. Thank God she didn't hurt anyone….I know my daughter is clean and sober today. I know that for a fact. I'm not a doctor…and I'm not an attorney. I'm a mother. And I'm sitting here, as a mother, just worried about my child., but here's some of the best quotes:
On Lindsay being scared to go to jail: "Lindsay's scared to death. You know, she's strong, but until someone faces something as devastating as that…we're going to have to see. God willing, it won't happen…It's very difficult, we're not sleeping well, we're not functioning. We cry a lot and we hug a lot. She's petrified, we all are. We're angry. We're disappointed in the system." On getting a new lawyer and appealing the judge's decision: "She's a fighter, and until the final result — we're not giving up. I think it's time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control." On Judge Marsha Revel: "This is not an OJ Simpson trial, which they made it out to be. If she [Judge Revel] wants a trial, then make it a fair trial. I feel like Shawn [Chapman Holley], Lindsay's [former] attorney should have stood up and said, 'Listen, I didn't know you were going to have witnesses.' We would have had ten witnesses. We didn't get a shot. We didn't get a shot at fairness." On Lindsay's behavior in 2007: "She did a really stupid thing. Thank God she didn't hurt anyone….I know my daughter is clean and sober today. I know that for a fact. I'm not a doctor…and I'm not an attorney. I'm a mother. And I'm sitting here, as a mother, just worried about my child."
Wow. It's just so completely shocking to me that a mother who makes endless excuses for her child's bad behavior is now watching her go off to jail! Dina Lohan is her daughter's worst enemy. I think that most parents, regardless of the immediate sadness they may feel watching their child be locked up, would be thrilled that the court is insisting their child be responsible for their actions and get clean and sober. And if the well-being of her child isn't enough to make Dina realize that jail time is far from the worst thing that could happen to her, then maybe she could consider the fact that once Lindsay's dead, so is Dina's cash flow. C'mon, Dina. Let Lindsay hang in there long enough for you to get a few more chemical peels and a new fur or something. /> Lindsay Lohan's mother Dina just did an interview with Entertainment Tonight about her daughter's jail sentence and the general treatment she got during her time in court. Not one to throw curve balls, Dina said exactly what we expected her to: It's not Lindsay's fault, she's terrified of jail, and the courts are going extra hard on her because she's famous. There's video On Lindsay being scared to go to jail: "Lindsay's scared to death. You know, she's strong, but until someone faces...

How Many Wisdom Teeth Does Lindsay Lohan Actually Have?

photo of lindsay lohan in black shorts and boots smoking a cigarette I'm willing to bet about four or five sets at this point ... the bitches just seem to be coming in over and over again. It's like every other month or so, she's getting some wisdom teeth pulled. Are they taking them out piece by piece? Chip by chip? Just in time for her court-ordered sobriety, Lindsay's got to have her wisdom teeth out, which her doctor claims will have to involve some heavy-duty pain medication. Honestly, I can't blame her on that one. I had my wisdom teeth out about a...