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Quotables: Bristol Palin Says to Stop Bullying Bristol Palin

photo of bristol palin pictures photos You know you’ve struck a nerve when even J-Woww tweets insults at you. But the thing that most amazes me is how few people actually addressed the points I made in my recent blog post. They were pretty simple. Conservative women like my mom get grief because people think they can’t make decisions without their husband, but Barack Obama gets applauded for changing his mind on a huge issue after consulting his wife and young daughters. The double standard amazes me. Pop culture needs a l...

J Woww Bites Bristol Palin Back for Obama-Bashing Comments

photo of j woww pictures photos From J Woww's Twitter feed: Bristol should keep her uneducated ignorant mouth shut. If Ur living in the past u wouldn’t have a kid w/out marriage #hypocrite. It’s 2012! OK, so while I don't *exactly* understand what J Woww's saying here ("if ur living in the past u wouldn't have a kid w/out marriage"---what is that?), I understand her sentiments and respect her for standing up (?) for what she believes in. I mean, I have absolutely no doubts that her comments were made in order to help e...

Bristol Palin: “Obama Should Maybe Rethink His Same-Sex Marriage Comments”

photo of bristol palin plastic surgery pics "While it’s great to listen to your kids’ ideas, there’s also a time when dads simply need to be dads. In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. ... As great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview. ... I...

Julianne Moore’s Playing Sarah Palin in New HBO Movie

OK, now. For real. Even if you can't stand Sarah Palin (or, for that matter, the entire McCain camp), you have to admit: this looks like it's going to be one good-assed movie. Ed Harris as John McCain? Hell. I see what Courtney Stodden saw now. Just in Ed Harris, and not John McCain, because that's just gross, and anyway, I think Courtney Stodden just wants to be Cindy McCain. Heaven knows she's on her way to looking just like her, right? photo of cindy mccain and courtney stodden side by side comparison pictures photos pics OK, now. For real. Even if you can't stand Sarah Palin (or, for that matter, the entire McCain camp), you have to admit: this looks like it's going to be one good-assed movie. Ed Harris as John McCain? Hell. I see what Courtney Stodden saw now. Just in Ed Harris, and not John McCain, because that's just gross, and anyway, I think Courtney Stodden just wants to be Cindy McCain. Heaven knows she's on her way to looking just like her, right? Anyway, yes, Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin? Meh. I would have preferred Tina Fey, naturally, but Julianne Moore's good and solid. And Woody Harrelson? Hell. Anything w...

Bristol Palin’s Bar Fight: “Is It Because You’re a Homosexual?”

Photo: Bristol Palin with Don Rickles on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, July 14, 2011 Let me clarify: the heckler was old and bald, but he was not actually Don Rickles (pictured). Bristol Palin just wanted to have a quiet evening to herself---in the middle of a restaurant in West Hollywood, on a mechanical bull, taping her new reality TV show---and props to her, too, because I don't think I'd be able to keep myself perched on a bucking robot like that. Eventually she slips out of the saddle and lets herself flip off of the bull. Just as soon as she pulls herself upright, a voice calls out, loud and clear: "DID ...

Wyclef Calls Sarah Palin “Rad,” “Shrewd,” and “Cool”

A photo of Wyclef Jean If you could give three adjectives to describe Sarah Palin, what would they be? Wacky? Delusional? Busty? I think any of these would work so much better than something like "rad." After all, we're not talking about some sweet sweatband or a kegger or anything. But it seems like it doesn't bother Wyclef Jean to throw around such words, because he had a mouthful of them to say about his very favorite, Sarah Palin: “I have to tell you this: I am a huge fan of Sarah Palin. Cause she’s...

Sarah Palin’s Alright and Stuff, But I Have No Idea What She Means When She Talks

photo of hot sarah palin pictures photos hot politicians pics By "alright and stuff," I mean "she hasn't blown up any small countries" and "she's never been charged with domestic abuse." That kind of alright, you know? I'm not saying, like, I want to be her friend or anything, so to those who really, really despise her: please don't get your panties in a wad. Palin's latest comment with regard to President Obama's debt talks confuses me. Here: "I'm excited to try some of that famous fried butter-on-a-stick, fried cheesecake-on-a-stick, fried Twinkie...

Is Bristol Palin A Sociopath?

A photo of Bristol Palin Because according to Levi Johnston's 19-year-old sister, Mercedes, she is: "Everything is about her, her, her. She has to have her own way. She'll be supersweet and then she turns into the most evil person I've ever known ... Honestly, she is the meanest person. I didn't know someone could be so vindictive and evil ...[She's] a sociopath. She doesn't think anything she could do or does is wrong." This is from an interview with Playboy in which Mercedes also claims that Sarah Palin is a bad mothe...

Quotables: Sarah Palin Knows What You’re Up To, Hollywood

photo of sarah palin at a book signing pictures photos pics "It makes you want to reach out to some of these folks and say, 'What's your problem? And what was the problem? And what is the problem?' What would make someone be so full of hate? What would make a celebrity, like you saw onscreen, so hate someone that they'd seek their destruction, their death, the death of their children? What would make someone be so full of hate and, I guess, a sense of being threatened that they would want to see that person destroyed?" Sarah Palin, reaching out and tr...

Bristol Palin’s Autobiography: Levi Johnston Is a “Gnat”

Bristol Palin, April 29, 2011 I absolutely cannot abide 20-year olds who write memoirs because, unless your parents died and you are raising your little brother all by yourself or you made it all up, how am I to care? But Bristol Palin has accounted for my ageist ire by titling her new autobiography Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. Ah! Bristol's journey so far! I like how the title already leaves the door open to a sequel. In her new book, Bristol treats us to certain revelations about her private life. For instance: she drunkenly lost her virginity to ...

Sarah Palin: “I Know My American History”

Since you guys seemed so interested in Sarah Palin's fantastical retelling of the tale of Paul Revere, I thought you might be interested in this clip from her appearance on Fox News Sunday.  You can talk about American history to your heart's content in the comments, but for now, I'm just going to rejoice in the fact that this lady is not in charge of my government....

Let Sarah Palin Teach You About History

Say what you will about Sarah Palin, but she sure knows her country's history. Wait, what? She's just talking more nonsense and I've been duped again?  Well, you know what they say, fool me once ... But really, Sarah Palin is almost to that sad place where it used to be funny until it just got way pathetic.  It's the same thing that happened with Charlie Sheen - everyone was having a ball before we all remembered that he's a real person.  In a few weeks or months or so, we're going to have to st...
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