I have just been alerted to the existence of this brilliant clip from All My Children, where the character of Ryan Lavery unexpectedly reveals that he is wearing a thong on the set.

Ryan is played by actor Cameron Mathison, who is a very attractive man, but will probably be getting a lot less pussy in the coming weeks.

Do straight men ever wear thongs???

Why???

Sienna Miller showed the line she designs with her sister, Twenty8Twelve, at London fashion week. The duo launched the line in September 2007 — it’s named for Sienna birthday, December 28. I’m sure her sister Savannah just LOVES that they design the line together but it’s named after Sienna.

What do you think of Sienna’s show?

The line’s website is here, but it doesn’t list prices. You can find some of her stuff for sale on the Saks website, though. Only $310 for a pair of jeans!

New York Fashion Week may have wrapped up, but now it’s Madrid’s turn.

Coincidentally, my boss injured himself recently in what I’m sure was a very intense game of flag football, and so he’s been all drugged up on pain killers lately and neither reading my blog nor returning my emails. I think he’s safely out of the picture for the next few days, so I get to run the pictures of Andres Sarda’s GORGEOUS and AMAZING lingerie show without having to blur out all the nipply parts. This show is so creative and artistic and beautiful. I love it. Plus: NIPPLES! It’s just going to be The Nipple Beet around here until my boss is back at work. This will teach him to get injured.

I also think one of these models is actually a man. I want to see if you guys agree.

E! unearthed this footage from Kate Winslet’s 2005 appearance on the British comedy series Extras. In it, Kate jokes about doing a Holocaust film just for the Oscar.

“I don’t think we need another film about the Holocaust, do we?” her character version of herself says. “It’s like, how many have there been? We get it. It was grim. Move on. No, I’m doing it because I’ve noticed that if you do a film about the Holocaust, [you're] guaranteed an Oscar. I’ve been nominated four times—never won. The whole world is going, ‘Why hasn’t Winslet won one?’ That’s it. That’s why I’m doing it. Schindler’s bloody List. The Pianist. Oscars coming out of their ass!”

Kate won her first Oscar last night for her portrayal of Nazi guard Hanna Schmitz in The Reader.

Yeah, it’s a slow news day.

Day after the Oscars always is.

New York City socialite Arden Wohl isn’t a very pretty girl, and most of the time she’s too damn stoned to do anything of any interest or value, but you’d better believe she’s gonna try to make a name for herself using a time-tested method: nipples.

Here’s Arden and her nipples, making a huge drunken ass of themselves, at an Oscar party in NYC.

And it begins!

Now that Nicole Richie has announced that she is pregnant (which Wendie totally called back in January), we can start looking at pictures of her and playing Spot the Baby Bump.

Here’s Nicole and Joel heading to the Vanity Fair Oscar party on Sunday.

DEFINITE baby bump. Cuteness!

I know I am in the minority here, but I’m still waiting for the giant Nicole Richie drug relapse. I certainly wish all the best for her and her family, but I know this girl too well. It’s gonna happen, and it’s gonna be messy. You can pop out all the kids you want, Nicole. It’s not going to fix the fact that you’re an addict. They may not all get printed, because you’re really not that relevant anymore, but you better believe I still hear the stories about your drunken antics and tantrums. I know you haven’t really changed.