I get this invite in my email today, and I was all prepared to hit delete, since I won’t be in LA that day (and I went to this party last year, and, while it had its moments, Les Deux is always too crowded for my tastes), when I noticed the girl on the invite. Is this supposed to be Audrina Patridge? Is this Audrina Patridge?

Wowzah.

Hey guys, guess what?

Samantha and Lindsay were out partying, and Samantha started paying too much attention to other people, and Lindsay ran out crying and Samantha chased after her.

I’m going to ask you all to bookmark this post. Please call the bookmark “Lindsay and Samantha Having a Typical Night Out.” And, in the future, rather than writing the same story again and again and again, I’m just going to be like “Hey guys, please check your bookmarks for today’s story about Lindsay and Samantha.”

Here are the deets about this time:

First, the duo hit the MySpace holiday party at Tenjune, where Sam deejayed and L.L. donned a Santa hat and hung with her mom, Dina. “They were in such good spirits,” an eyewitness says. “Lindsay kept hopping in and out of the deejay booth, giving Sam plenty of attention.”

But apparently LiLo didn’t feel like Sam reciprocated when they headed to the NASCAR Sprint party at Marquee.

“Sam was roaming the party and chatting with people, and Lindsay just seemed to melt down literally,” an onlooker tells E!.

So what was she so mad about?

L.L. was apparently jealous that her best girl was talking to other people.

Sam reportedly wanted to stay out and Linds didn’t. After they started arguing, Lindsay stormed out of the soiree in tears, and Sam eventually ran after her.

Hey, you know who doesn’t have these crazy break-downs when she’s sober?

Lindsay. Fucking. Lohan.

Get that girl back in rehab.

Today Defamer has some screencaps of what someone claims are Robert Pattinson’s private Facebook convos — one with Giulietta Spirlea, his on-and-off girlfriend, and some buddy of his. His Facebook is under the name Randle Patrick McMurphy (Cuckoo’s Nest, anyone?).

In the conversation with Giulietta, she talks about Camilla Belle being a bitch, and Robert says “camilla? there’s nothing on with camilla, she and i are mates. i don’t like her in that way” and then promises he’ll be back in LA soon to “take care of your needs,” hee hee!

And in the conversation with his buddy, Ben Coles, he’s asked about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. “get Kristen yet?” his friend asks. Robert responds: “you know I did. You’re the one person I’ve told this to but, she wants me more than that twat of a bf that stalks her every move around me.” He also calls everyone in LA “tossers” and mentions that “the bottle does me just fine.” Then he talks about hiring people to beat up Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend.

CLASSY STUFF right here, kids.

Call me crazy, but I think these are real screencaps from his real account.

The question is, who leaked them?

Produced by Dr. Dre, of course.

You can download it here.

Thoughts?

Here’s O.J. begging for his life before a Nevada judge:

And here’s the judge handing him his ass:

FUCK. YES.

This is Katy Perry’s simple response to her Grammy snub, posted on her blog yesterday.