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Is anyone else really into Pharrell‘s Instagram account? [Socialite Life]

Is Miley Cyrus dating Patrick Schwarzenegger? [Lainey Gossip]

Here are your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam]

Kate Beckinsale even looks good in profile! [Popoholic]

Kate Upton had a serious Marilyn Monroe moment [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Naya Rivera wore an absolutely killer dress to the UNICEF ball [Moe Jackson]

Your new X-Men star (as Gambit) is… Channing Tatum! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Katy Perry dressed as a giant Cheeto is a bit weird [The Blemish]

Were Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Hollywood’s most awkward couple? [theBERRY]

Here’s some babes posing for Kid Richards, if you’re into that [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Benedict Cumberbatch thinks Sherlock is a good lay [The Frisky]

Are Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin planning on getting back together? [Celebitchy]

Janet Jackson has made her first public appearance in over a year [Too Fab]

Marvel has unveiled its Phase 3 Superhero lineup [PopBytes]

Kim Kardashian has pretty high hopes for North West [ICYDK]

Here’s Jessica Wright‘s bra in a see-through shirt [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

What’s going on with Zac Efron‘s new haircut? [Celebuzz]

Would you go to an Anne of Green Gables wedding? [Romance Beat]

Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo share an intimate moment [Socialite Life]

Keira Knightley is so boring… so so boring [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Jennifer Lopez eternally looks amazing, you must admit [Lainey Gossip]

This is what Ariana Grande looks like in sweatpants [Celebslam]

Selena Gomez is dropping some beautiful and plentiful cleavage [Popoholic]

Sveva Alviti is rocking that bikini on the beach [Moe Jackson]

Guess who’s ready to go on tour? It’s Taylor Swift! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Let’s see what all the celebs wore for Halloween [The Blemish]

Shay Mitchell is trying to get sexy for Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Lindsay Lohan really loves taking selfies, clearly [theBERRY]

Emma Watson dedicated an award to her dead hamster [The Frisky]

Jennifer Aniston loved not wearing makeup for ‘Cake’ [Celebitchy]

What do we think of Kylie Jenner‘s grey hair [Too Fab]

Ian Somerhalder and Nikki Reed have a new member of their family [Celebuzz]

Ariana Grande has a stalker now

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Another day, another story about a female celebrity being stalked by some crazy dude who thinks he has a chance in hell in getting with the object of his affections. Obviously mental illness plays a part in these cases, and it certainly does with Ariana Grande‘s stalker, 29-year-old Tim Normandin, who has been sending insane packages full of gifts for Ariana care of her management company, who have warned him off.

From TMZ:

Police in Lowell, MA paid a visit to the home of 29-year-old Tim Normandin, after Ariana’s record label complained the guy was sending Ariana a slew of packages. Inside the boxes:

– 42.5 pound pumkin
– 8 Yankee candles
– Dog and cat calendars
– 3-piece mirror set from Kmart
– $200 anklet from Kay Jewelers
– Rock from the White Mountains of New Hampshire

We’re told cops told Normandin to stop sending packages or he’d face criminal harassment charges, but he was undeterred.

The guy is steadfast … he’s trying to get Ariana’s attention.

He’s about to get attention as unwanted as the gifts he’s sending Ariana.

Actually… those sound like pretty great presents in part. The Yankee candles and the calendars? Sign me up. I’d put the anklet on eBay and I’d have to see the mirrors, but in general… yeah, it’s creepy, I get it. How do you even send a 42.5 pound pumpkin?

In the grand scheme of stalkers, this guy seems pretty tame, but then this will probably escalate to scarier/more dangerous than annoying things in future if they don’t nip it in the bud. Yet again, mental illness runs rampant…

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Lena Dunham is “disgusted” at being accused of molesting her sister

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Lena Dunham is the fucking worst. She’s everything that’s wrong with entitled white rich girls and the way society rewards them for being marginally literate (NOT “talented”) and I can’t stand her. Uh, but that’s just me… YMMV, of course. However, people are falling all over themselves over her new book, Not That Kind of Girl… until they actually read it and realize how fucked up this girl actually is.

Here’s an excerpt that found her coming under considerable heat:

“One day, as I sat in our driveway in Long Island playing with blocks and buckets, my curiosity got the best of me. Grace was sitting up, babbling and smiling, and I leaned down between her legs and carefully spread open her vagina. She didn’t resist and when I saw what was inside I shrieked.”

“My mother came running. ‘Mama, Mama! Grace has something in there!’ ”

“My mother didn’t bother asking why I had opened Grace’s vagina. This was within the spectrum of things I did. She just on her knees and looked for herself. It quickly became apparent that Grace had stuffed six or seven pebbles in there. My mother removed them patiently while Grace cackled, thrilled that her prank had been a success.”

Uh… I don’t… I’m kinda speechless, actually. I get that little kids don’t really know what genitals are in the sexual sense and that we all do weird shit when we’re little, but a) Lena Dunham was WELL of age to know better – whether having been taught by school or her own parents and b) while kids do weird shit, she writes about looking at her sister’s vagina with some sort of weird pride, like she knows she’s going to get attention for it. Some stories aren’t meant to be shared, girl. It does not make you quirky or funny or awesome, it makes you fucking awful.

Also, not in the above excerpt but worth taking into account is the fact that she joked that she was like a sexual predator and tried all the tricks she thought a predator might. Rightfully, people thought that was pretty awful and gross and somewhat akin to sexual abuse, so Lena naturally turned it right around with her privilege and said YOU’RE the weirdo for thinking she’s weird!

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Boo hoo, poor Lena Dunham. Also, I love that this is somehow a political issue conjured up by the “right wing” – girl, WHAT? Get some fucking common sense. Second of all, her sister is laughing? I’m not sure if I believe that, and if she is, it’s maybe laughing at you knowing that people hate you even more than they already did. BOO, GO AWAY.

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Rihanna is back on Instagram, thank God


Rihanna decided to leave Instagram behind about six months ago, after the photo sharing site… well, wouldn’t let her share certain photos that contained some pretty intense nudity. She kept adding the photos back, Instagram kept deleting them and threatened to ban her entire account, so she gave them a big “fuck you” and went on her merry way, posting all her photos to Twitter instead.

However, this past weekend gave us a glorious event: @badgalriri returned to Instagram in fine form, though she did post a lot of weird cartoon drawing things that are kinda pointless. However, we also got these gems:

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#niggaturtles @mdollas11

A photo posted by badgalriri (@badgalriri) on

Hurrah! We can all rest easy once again.

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Selena Gomez needs to stop crying wolf

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Police in California are getting a little fed up with Selena Gomez, who has now called them THREE TIMES claiming that someone was in her house. How many times was there actually someone there? Zero. In fact, police have apparently told her to, you know, lock her fucking door if she’s afraid of people entering unlawfully.

From TMZ:

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … an alarmed Selena called police a few days back saying she thought someone was inside her house because when she got home the door was unlocked.

Cops raced over but found no one inside.

This is the third time Selena made calls to cops fearing an intruder where there was none.

Selena had gates installed around the house earlier this year — after a stalker repeatedly showed up at her $3 million Calabasas mansion.

I’m sure it’s scary when you’re a celebrity and have weird stalkers and shit, but like… take logical safety productions instead of being crazy. Also, if you’re THAT concerned about weirdos, maybe… move to middle America and leave the Hollywood lifestyle behind? It’s easy to disappear and live a “normal” life if you really want to.

If only she kept Justin Bieber around. He could have protected her. LOLOL!

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Is Chris Brown going to be someone’s father?

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Chris Brown has been joking about wanting to have a baby with on-and-off Rihanna rip-off Karrueche Tran, but it seems like it’s maybe possibly actually happening. Someone who goes by the handle @wackstar and apparently sells “Fly Fresh Clothing” posted the above photo of Chris and Karrueche on Instagram yesterday with the following caption:


Well, okay.

Lots of wackstar’s followers seem to think this is just a stunt to get his followers up, but you would think that Chris would be speaking out against this if it wasn’t true (since he clearly knows the poster and would know about this “announcement”), but… who knows. This is a nightmare of epic proportions if this asshole is actually going to be a father. That poor, poor child.

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