6Farrah Abraham Is Pretending She Might Be Pregnant Now and James Deen’s Not Too Happy

If there’s one thing we should all know by now, it’s that you can’t stop a fame whore from whoring for more fame. You just can’t. After pretending to have a “leaked” sex tape that was actually a full on porno, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is now setting the scene by heading to a local drugstore and phoning up the paparazzi so they can “catch” her buying a pregnancy test. Is it total bullshit? Sure is. Is that stopping her? Nope. And her maybe baby’s father and champion porn star James Deen is not at all happy about it.

From Celebuzz:

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about,” Deen told Celebuzz. “When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.

“This is a type of publicity I do not agree with and I do not want to participate in. Joking or lying or using pregnancy to get attention and media is not cool. It involves three people’s lives including the potential unborn child. It is not a subject to just throw around.”

And this time he’s not taking it lying down.

“I am taking it seriously enough to research the possibility of someone getting pregnant from anal sex and semen on their face while they are having sex on their period with a sponge inside them,” he added.

“I spoke to the clinic where we both got tested before our scene along with my personal medical doctor regarding the subject.  However, I am more concerned about the fact that Vivid told me she was on birth control.  Had I known she was not taking preventive measures I would have never accepted the scene.”

Deen basically went on to say that if she does end up pregnant, it must be immaculate conception because it’s not his kid. Also, he pretty much expected her to pull a stunt like this and was concerned about it even before shooting with her.

“When Vivid booked me for the scene I had two stipulations before I agreed – one, that she was tested in the exact same way as all the adult film stars and two, that she was on birth control,” Deen said.

He added that he was there when she was tested — and came out clean — and Vivid Entertainment told him she was on the pill.

But it was actually what Abraham said during their scene that got Deen thinking.

“When we first shot the scene within the first 30 seconds she said ‘I want you to cum inside me.’

“So I thought in my head this is the type of behavior that could happen — that she wanted to create a fake pregnancy scam.”

“And I was told she was on birth control, but she’s known for being a Teen Mom so I was a bit concerned.

This is why you don’t do porn with reality stars. Or, you know, at all, but I’m a “modern day feminist” (LOL), so I like to live and let live. We all know Farrah’s not pregnant and if she is, it’s not from boning James Deen. Someone had better call Jeremy Kyle and get that DNA tests poppin’.

May 15, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

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What’s happening with Emma Watson’s dress? [The Superficial]

Katharina Damm goes fully topless at the beach – damn! [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Rihanna’s a blonde now because she wasn’t having enough fun [Splash News Online]

Monica Cruz has given birth to a baby girl, hurrah! [Starpulse]

Miley Cyrus goes pants-less for all to see [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Everyone rejoice: Joss Whedon is coming back to TV now! [Lainey Gossip]

Demi Moore is still holding out for a bit of Ashton Kutcher’s money [ICYDK]

Matthew Broderick is a good dad, but an embarrassing one [The Blemish]

Mr and Mrs Smith was a shitty movie, regardless of the stars [theBERRY]

Adam Lambert got his party shoes on in Hollywood last night [Socialite Life]

Carey Mulligan still refuses to give a little Gatsby drag [Bohomoth]

Christina Hendricks won’t wear sweatpants because it would hurt her husband [Celebitchy]

Kris Jenner basically forced all her kids but Kim to do a reality show [Amy Grindhouse]

Kim Kardashian doesn’t care that Kanye’s got a temper [PopBytes]

Morena Baccarin from ‘Homeland’ is having her first baby [IDLYITW]

Nicole Kidman is in Cannes looking more plastic than ever [I'm Not Obsessed]

Kate Upton is all smiles in a new ‘Vogue’ promo [G Celeb]

Kelly Rowland admits that she sort of hates on Beyoncé in her new track [Bossip]

Have a look inside Jennifer Lopez’s $10 million mansion [Huffington Post]

Taylor Swift’s appearance on ‘New Girl’ was actually pretty good [StarCrush]

Are Calvin Harris and Rita Ora a new couple? Uh, hope not. [PopCrush]

May 15, 2013 at 8:34 am by Jennifer

2Britney Spears’ Sons Might Be Famous One Day!

Britney Spears has managed – against all odds – to really pull her life together over the past couple of years and really re-endear herself to the public. Helping this is the fact that she has two adorable sons with her ex-husband Kevin Federline, 7-year-old Sean Preston and 6-year-old Jayden James. Aren’t they cute?

Sitting down with Mario Lopez for a new interview, Britney opened up about family life with the kids – how hard it is to diet when the kids are chomping on Cheetos and Little Debbies and her feelings on putting them in to showbiz, if that’s what they end up wanting to do. Here’s a few choice quotes:

“When they come over, the snacks are constantly piling up and I constantly have to feed them. I’m like, ‘Jesus! I want fried chicken too!’”

Don’t we all want fried chicken? I could eat some right now, to be honest.

“They do like attention, so I think they would probably be a little good in the limelight.
“We’re taking baby steps at this point as far as agencies and stuff like that goes, but they’re little comedians, so we’ll see.”

Oh, dear. BritBrit, you’re in the danger zone. I know the world needs child stars, but having been through the experience herself and seeing how much it’s nearly destroyed her, why in the hell would she want to put her own kids through the same thing? Surely a paycheck’s not worth that much.

Watch the full interview below:

May 15, 2013 at 7:30 am by Jennifer

0Even ‘Doctor Who’s Matt Smith Has The Hots For Ryan Gosling

Matt Smith is appearing in Ryan Gosling‘s directorial debut How To Catch a Monster, so he’s had some up close and personal time with the cereal-refusing heartthrob and even Doctor Who isn’t immune to his charms. Or, you know, his sexy bod.

From Total Film magazine (via DS):

“I have admired his abdominals in Crazy Stupid Love. Yes, he’s a very handsome man, that’s for sure.”

Smith, who recently shaved his head for the movie, went on to speak of his delight to be working with Gosling.

He added: “He’s cool. He’s bright, you know. He’s got a really clear, really brilliant vision for his film. And I’m a huge fan of his work as an actor. I think he makes brilliant choices.”

This is a dream in slash fiction writer’s heaven. I’m sure there’s actually already stories out there about these two, actually, because you know the rule of the Internet: if you can imagine it, it exists. I found this out a few years ago when a really weird conversation led me to search for “Harry Potter and Fawkes fanfic” (Fawkes being Dumbledore’s phoenix) and yes, it exists. And it’s NC-17. Spare yourself.

Does anyone NOT like Ryan Gosling, though?

May 15, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer

1Lol What? Someone Told Gaga She Looked Like A Dead Amy Winehouse

Lady Gaga is still lying low after recuperating from surgery. She’s basically just hanging around, being Elton Johns’ kids godmother, you know, normal people stuff.

And then apparently she went to the Chateau Marmont to eat and her friend told her she looked like Amy Winehouse came back from the dead. You know, normal people stuff. From The National Enquirer:

It ain’t easy to shake up tough-as-nails LADY GAGA, but she flat-out freaked while dining at see-and-be-seen Chateau Marmont – rocking a long black wig, heavy makeup and mounds of dark mascara – when a pal passing by her table did a wide-eyed double-take and told her: “Wow, you really startled me – I thought AMY WINEHOUSE had come back from the dead!”

Stunned, Gaga ga-ga-gasped, literally dropped her fork on her plate – and dashed off to her room.

Half an hour later, La Gaga re-emerged sporting a red wig and subdued warpaint, and not looking at all like the tragic, drug-plagued British star she’d idolized before her tragic death at age 27.

What the hell is this, a Noel Coward play?

If you’d like to further mourn our dearly departed Miss Winehouse, you’ll soon be able to pay tribute at her memorial statue.

Please enjoy these photos of Lady Gaga leaving/arriving at the Chateau Marmont over the years.

May 15, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives

4Awkward. Melissa Joan Hart Can’t Raise Enough Money For A Movie

Melissa Joan Hart, our beloved Sabrina the teenaged witch and Clarissa, of explaining it all, shut down her kickstarter campaign due to disappointing funds. Very. Sadly she couldn’t raise enough money to back her own film, unlike that dickbag Zach Braff or the awesome cast of Veronica Mars. Even more awkwardly, the title of her hopeful film was called Darci’s Walk of Shame. More from The Huffington Post:

Hart’s crowdfunding effort hoped to raise $2 million for the project, but after about a month it had collected only $51,605 from a measly 315 supporters. The synopsis for “Darci” describes it as the story of what happens after “an impulsive act has Darci face enormous hurdles to get back to her sister’s wedding and avoid her family witness her first walk of shame.”

Hart must have known the project was a bit of a gamble, as her personal message to donors asked them “to do what Hollywood won’t, and that is to take a chance on me as the lead of a romantic comedy film.” The actress called the movie a “leap of faith” and promised it would remain similar to the same comedy she’s served up in “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch,” “Clarissa Explains It All,” the 1999 rom-com “Drive Me Crazy” and her current ABC Family series “Melissa & Joey,” which will return for a third season May 29.

The goal of the campaign, Hart said, was to help her land her first leading role since “Drive Me Crazy.”

This is my biggest fear if I ever did crowdfunding. This and inviting people to my wedding and seeing no one show up.

I guess people aren’t super into MJH anymore, even though she has a currently has a show on TV (Melissa & Joey) that seems to be doing well for being on ABC Family. Perhaps it has to do with some remarks she said a few years ago.

The Atlantic has some info on what she was offering and what she was looking for:

all she’s asking for is $2,000,000 in the next 43 days. Yes. $2,000,000. Seems… modest. And what are some of the prizes that you’ll receive should you donate? Oh, y’know, for $300 or more MJH will follow you on Twitter for an entire year! (This was offered by Kristen Bell and crew too.) For $5,000 or more? You get a costume worn by MJH in the movie. Meaning for $5,000 you get a low-budget movie starring Melissa Joan Hart and some old clothes. Terrific.

Oh man it’s just so awkward.

Would YOU be interested in seeing a feature film starring Melissa Joan Hart?

May 15, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives