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Justin Bieber & Diplo’s New Video ‘Where Are U Now’ Is Weird

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Justin Bieber is getting adventurous when it comes to his new music, so he’s teamed up with EDM douchebag Diplo and slightly awkward but really nice guy Skrillex for a new song called “Where Are U Now”. It’s a strange video but a pretty catchy song… not to mention it contains a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it shout out to Justin’s ex x 5,000 times, Selena Gomez!


OMGGGGGG… does this mean they will get back 2gether?! (Insert eye roll here.)

All sarcasm aside, I actually hate myself for how much I like this song, but hey, I’m not immune to a good beat. It’s really well-put together and a total bop, so don’t judge me (too harshly). Have a listen below if you haven’t already and let me know what you think because I need validation that I’m not going crazy by being so into this shit. I really wonder how this collaboration came about, because you know both Diplo and Sonny had dollar signs in their eyes when this collab was finalized. I mean, the video is already up to over 4 million views, which is not too shabby. That’s all Bieber fans, too.

Anyhow, have a listen below!

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Amber Heard Hopes You’ll Forget She Used To Date Women

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You know, I’m not actively trying to be annoyed by Amber Heard. I want to like her! She’s moderately talented when it comes to acting and holy shit is she gorgeous (seriously, I was at a party one time and she was one of the guests and she was like real life Photoshop status), but Christ almighty, does she try my patience. Her recent foray into the world of Saying Unnecessary Shit comes in the form of her discussing her sexuality – namely, the fact that she’s bisexual and kinda wishes she’d never told us all because now she can’t stop talking about it.

Describing her decision to come out, she told The Times (via The Independent): “At that time I didn’t know of anyone else in my position who was a working female lead actress.

“I don’t want to have to deny my sexuality in order to be me. But I don’t want to have to be defined by it. I’m fundamentally opposed to trying to edit myself to be palatable or popular. I don’t give a f**k. I fight, but I shouldn’t have to.”

Given that The Times puts everything behind that ridiculous paywall, I can’t fully comment on the context of this. HOWEVER, she’s been married to Johnny Depp for a while now, and while I’m sure she gets plenty of questions about their relationship, I don’t think anyone’s paying much attention go her past relationships with women at this point, especially given that they weren’t with anyone as high profile as Depp. It’s her that keeps bringing this up, which then makes me feel like… right, it’s great that you don’t have to hide it, it’s great that you stick up for LGBT rights, and you’re right, you shouldn’t have to fight… but aren’t you kinda creating a fight?

Because let’s be honest, Amber Heard is white, blonde, rich, and now married to a man. The “fight” she’s having to be bisexual ain’t shit compared to what many members of the LGBT camp go through on a daily basis. I’m not saying I know her life or the industry and what she faced around the time of coming out, nor am I saying that people in any of those categories don’t have struggles. I also don’t want to be accused of bisexual erasure, but IDK. Methinks someone’s playing the martyr here. And for someone who doesn’t want to be defined by something, she sure does keep bringing it up a lot. I dunno, I’m torn on this one!

But also, can we talk about how she really is that up herself that she says that NO ONE ELSE WAS IN HER POSITION? I guess Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, Anna Paquin, Evan Rachel Wood, and Drew Barrymore don’t exist…

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Caitlyn Jenner Is Taking Over New York City

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Caitlyn Jenner is probably the celebrity of the year, and we’re only halfway through 2015. First she made a major splash when she hit up her first NYC Pride this past weekend, and then she stepped out on Monday night with Diane Sawyer looking amazing and basically being a total queen. People are eating it up! I feel like she finally knows what it’s like to be a Kardashian… only, you know, way better.

Here are some pics from her weekend. Love that she’s living it up and obviously feeling confident and strong. She looks great! I’m hatin’ on those legs.

Looking gorgeous at our pride finale! #CaitlynJenner #CandisCayne #VossEvents #LoveWins

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Sean Penn Is Already Romancing Minka Kelly

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It was only a couple of weeks ago that Charlize Theron iced out Sean Penn for good, effectively calling off their engagement by completely cutting off all contact with him out of nowhere. It was a smart move on Charlize’s part, but Sean is getting old and he doesn’t have time to waste, so he’s already moved on to romancing Minka Kelly. He arranged a birthday dinner for her in LA this week and she seemed into it. What the hell?

From TMZ:

These pics were taken last Tuesday at French Laundry, the uber-fancy/delicious/exclusive restaurant in the Napa Valley. Sean was celebrating Minka Kelly’s 35th birthday, along with 3 other people.

They were by no means hush hush … people at other tables heard Sean tell the other 3 he and Minka met at a Haiti charity event.

They had a feast to end all, with a chicken with the feet still attached, truffle mac and cheese and a birthday cake. The people at Sean’s table, along with others in the restaurant, serenaded Minka to “Happy Birthday.”

Sean picked up the tab … and it was pricey.

Minka has not mentioned Sean, but after the dinner she Instagrammed, “Birthday festivities off to a pretty magical start.”

I mean, no one has ever been checking for Minka, so I guess it’s whatever and she’s gotta get her 15 seconds however she can. But like, really? Sean Penn? Come on, now. You can do better than that, Minka! Anyone can! Of course, there’s nothing to say that they’re anything more than friends, but…

“That was their first date, but it was a group setting,” the insider tells Us of the birthday feast at French Laundry. “It was more of a ‘let’s see how this goes.’”

It went well, according to the source. “Minka and Sean got along great and had a great time, but it’s unclear where it’s going,” the insider says.

Oh, dear. This is gonna go well!

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Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Divorcing After 10 Years of Marriage

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Well, it’s official: just one day after “celebrating” their 10 year wedding anniversary, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have announced that they’re getting a divorce. This isn’t really surprising news, considering reports have been circulating about their split for months, and just as recently as last week, moving trucks were spotted at their house (which they tried to brush off by claiming they were “redecorating”), so yeah… here we are. It’s the end of Bennifer II.

“After much thought and careful consideration, we have made the difficult decision to divorce,” the couple tells PEOPLE in a joint statement. “We go forward with love and friendship for one another and a commitment to co-parenting our children whose privacy we ask to be respected during this difficult time. This will be our only comment on this private, family matter. Thank you for understanding.” 

They’re apparently going to seek mediation, and of course they won’t break contact forever since they have three young kids together. I wonder what broke them up in the end? Some have said that Ben cheated, and I guess that wouldn’t shock me, but maybe this whole thing just ran its course? I’m sure some “sources” will come forward with inside information soon.

I do think it’s pretty depressing that they waited until literally the day after their 10th anniversary to announce this shit. Come on, you knew! This just makes it even sadder.

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Katy Perry In Convent Bidding War With Two Nuns

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I’m not really sure what’s up with Katy Perry. You know, like, in a general sense. She’s still on her Prismatic World Tour, which won’t wrap up until October, and then I guess anything’s possible. Like, perhaps, her owning a convent – if she doesn’t lose out to the two nuns she’s currently locked in a bidding war with as we speak! You see, Katy’s trying to get her paws on Sisters of the Immaculate Heart of Mary convent in L.A.’s Loz Feliz neighbourhood, and the nuns aren’t really feeling it. 

According to documents obtained by Us Weekly, two of the five nuns, Sister Rita Callanan and Sister Catherine Rose, argue that the villa-style hilltop convent, which offers views of downtown L.A. and the San Gabriel Mountains, is legally theirs to sell. Sister Rita and Sister Catherine sold the property to restaurateur Dana Hollister for $15.5 million — an issue since Archbishop Jose Gomez is claiming that the property is his to sell.

Gomez, for his part, has been busy negotiating the sale of the property to Perry, who, according to the L.A. Times, is willing to shell out $14.5 million in cash to make the property her home.

The songstress even visited with the nuns in an attempt to seal the deal. However, Sister Rita wasn’t a fan.

“Well, I found Katy Perry and I found her videos and…if it’s all right to say, I wasn’t happy with any of it,” Sister Rita told the paper of her quick Internet search. “We have given many years to this archdiocese and we have served them well,” she added. “For the archdiocese to…put us under a bus and run over us, I’m sorry, it was just too much for me.”

According to the documents, Gomez has sued Hollister with the intent to have her purchase of the property voided. Perry has been granted a court order to visit the property, which she recently did with her architect.

I mean, why does she even want a convent? To turn it into a luxury house? I mean, whatever, I guess… I can see why the nuns don’t want Perry taking the property, but I suppose times change and rich people tend to get what they want in the end…

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Iggy Azalea Blames Britney Spears For “Pretty Girls” Flop

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A little over a month or so ago, Britney Spears and Iggy Azalea came out with a track called “Pretty Girls”, a bop they hoped would become the song of the summer. It’s catchy, sure, and the video is ridiculously hilarious to the point that it almost becomes kind of enjoyable in spite of it, but it never took off. No one’s blasting it from their cars as they drive around town, no one’s requesting it on the radio, and no one’s paying for it. The fault for that, says Iggy, is all on Britney.

Below are a bunch of her messy ass tweets about the song. Her basic argument is that she’s only “featured” so she has no power to do anything (despite the fact that people have proven her wrong by citing other collab songs where one artist has gone out to do promo work on it) and that she won’t “suck the woman’s asshole” (that’s Britney’s asshole, for the record) by not calling her out. Lord have mercy. Can’t anyone keep her off social media?

And here’s the video, for reference:

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