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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

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Kim Kardashian and her boobs welcome you.

Time again for Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! Here’s last week’s, in case you missed it. This week we got two Reese Witherspoon looks, as well as Keira KnightleyKristen Stewart, and Miley Cyrus. So there’s lots to look at.

As always, make your choices for who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week!

 

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Angelina Jolie, perfect as always. Love this gown. The print is divine.

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Bill Cosby returns to stand-up, doesn’t seem to care that people know he’s a rapist

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More and more of Bill Cosby‘s victims continue to come forward, detailing their assaults in hopes of encouraging others to speak out and oh, I dunno, maybe to bring this disgusting asshole to some kind of justice? That doesn’t seem to be happening, however. In fact, Bill took the stage for some stand-up on Thursday and was given a rather warm welcome. He didn’t seem to give a shit at all about the fact that he’s raped and sexually assaulted countless women – and neither did the people there to see it.

The show, which was held in aid of The Links, Incorporated (an international women’s organization), started promptly at 8pm.

“He was very theatrical on stage,” one audience member told Us Weekly. “It appeared as though what was going on didn’t move him at all. What really stood out was his lack of proper attire. He was dressed in grey sweats, slippers and a shirt saying ‘Hello Friend.’”

“He interacted a lot with the audience,” the source continued. “At one point someone’s cell phone rang and he said to tell them ‘I’m not here,’ which caused the audience to laugh. He appeared not to be bothered by what’s going on with him in the media although he did not attend the meet and greet post-show reception.”

As his set drew to a close, Cosby’s focus moved to his wife, Camille.

“He said, ‘Camille and I have been married for 50 years.’ He flashed his wedding band for the audience to see and this gesture was welcomed by the audience,” the source told Us. “His last piece was dedicated to his wife and their marriage.”

Oh, great – it was for a charitable cause – a women’s organization, at that. This is INSANE. Also, tasteless on the part of the show’s organizers for not taking his ass off the bill STAT when this shit came back into the limelight. I honestly have no faith in this world sometimes.

By the way, Bill’s lawyer continues to laugh off all the stories about the women Bill raped, saying:

“We’ve reached the point of absurdity,” he said in a statement. “The stories are getting more ridiculous. People coming out of nowhere with this sort of inane yarn is what happens in a media-driven feeding frenzy.”

Yeah, I bet. I know this lawyer is getting paid tons of money to pretend he believes this scumbag is innocent and people are just randomly making up stories about him, but how can he sleep at night?

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Gwyneth Paltrow still doesn’t know her place

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Gwyneth Paltrow has always thought the sun shines out of her own asshole and clearly still does. She has a lifestyle and a personality that makes every synapse in my brain misfire and I can’t stand her. But even if I did like her, I’d be hard pressed to find a reason to take her side in her ongoing… whatever it is with Martha Stewart. There is no beating Martha Stewart, not when it comes to homemaking/cooking and the like. And most people are smart enough not to try – Blake Lively went there but quickly came to her senses – but Gwyneth, oh… no, Gwyneth thinks she’s a special snowflake and is trying to get one up on Martha’s “Conscious Coupling” spread with her own “Jailbird Cake”, published on the Goop site this week.

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First of all, what is this terrible excuse for a cake and why is it caving in on the sides? I’m surprised Gwyneth let such imperfection go live on her site. Is it supposed to be “quaint” because if you were making this in prison, you wouldn’t be able to get things precise? However, I will say I’m impressed that Gwyn allows you to use a WHOLE TABLESPOON of powdered sugar for this recipe. God, that’ll be her maxed out on carbs for the year!

Oh, and there’s this:

“The folks at goop know how to have some fun, too,” a source close to the goop creator tells PEOPLE. “If Martha served up the appetizer, the Jailbird Cake is just desserts.”

Oh, sit down, Gwyneth. Please. You’re embarrassing yourself.

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Ryan Gosling granted a restraining order against his stalker

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Alright, fess up – which one of you was stalking Ryan Gosling? Someone was, to the point that the new dad had to go and get a restraining order against the crazy who swears that she and Ryan are “twin flames”, whatever the hell that even means (I don’t think I want to know).

From TMZ:

According to legal docs — obtained by TMZ — Gosling says Grace Marie Del Villar has been sending harassing emails and packages … in one case she sent a torn-out page from a magazine featuring Eva Mendes and stapled a copy of her contact info to the page.

She has also bombarded the inbox of Ryan’s sister with messages, in one case saying, “I am kicking your brother’s head.”

The tipping point came on Oct. 28th, when Del Villar traveled from NYC to L.A. and showed up at Gosling family residence, rang the security gate and said she was, “Ryan’s twin.” She left a doll catalog at the gate.

She’s ordered to stay 100 yards away from Ryan, Eva, daughter Esmeralda.

His sister Mandi also got a restraining order against the stalker.

I feel like a broken record (and know I sound like one, too) when I say: WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? I mean, I know it’s complicated, and there are many mental illnesses, etc, but Jesus. I know we hear more about these stories because the targets/victims are celebrities and stuff like this happens in “real life” all the time, but it seems like crazy people do gravitate even moreso towards famous people. I wonder why that is? Either way, stay safe, Ryan!

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Jimmy Kimmel has celebrities read even more mean tweets

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I don’t really like Jimmy Kimmel – I don’t “get” what’s so funny about him and find him rather dull, most of the time. One of the few exceptions to this, however, is when he does his ‘Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets’ segment. Now that’s entertainment – though you could argue it’s not really his, since he doesn’t appear in the videos, but whatever.

The point is, we’re here with another installment of celebrities reading all the mean shit you guys say about them online, and they’re great. I particularly enjoy the tweet about Adam Sandler, but that’s just because I totally agree with it. Enjoy!

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Kylie Jenner gets stopped by police, can’t work her angles

PREMIUM EXCLUSIVE Kylie Jenner gets another ticket for her reckless driving

Kylie Jenner is the QUEEN of Instagram angles. Homegirl knows how to work angles like none other – she can make her lips look insane and her face look… not like it’s her face. But when she was stopped while driving in Los Angeles the other day, there were no angles or filters to help her.

What did we get? A very normal looking Kylie Jenner. Amazingly, she looks 17. She looks like a normal fucking teenager who hasn’t pumped her face full of collagen and whatever other shit they’ll put in you now to make you look like a wax figure. I think I like this look a whole lot better, but sadly it won’t last.

[H/T Fishwrapper]

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Raven-Symoné speaks out against Bill Cosby sexual abuse rumors

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Don’t be misled by that headline – Raven-Symoné is not saying that Bill Cosby isn’t a rapist, only that she was never abused by him while working on The Cosby Show. Apparently rumours had been circulating that perhaps she’d been one of his victims, but thankfully that’s untrue because that would have added “pedophile” to his long list of disgusting titles.

Raven spoke out against the gossip on Instagram, of all places, where she posted the following:


Jesus. This is such an awful situation, all around. I have a feeling it’s not going to end anytime soon, either.

Side note (and a much lighter one): I’m pretty sure Raven-Symoné was the cutest kid ever on TV.

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