I didn’t think any pictures of Kellie Pickler out of Fashion Week could get worse — and then she posed with Jennifer “I Can’t Find Love” Hewitt.

ACK!!!!

JLove has actually been all over Fashion Week, too, and while she’s a sight for sore eyes after all the pictures of Kellie I’ve had to stare at lately, she still isn’t looking her best at all. Ya know, she had this quirky set of facial features that were really adorable when she was 20, but as she ages they’re just not holding up. I’m glad she hasn’t decided to have them dis-assembled and re-assembled, Kellie-style, but I think she’s probably left her cutie-pie years behind. Then again, I kind of resent her for really long-ago shit in my personal life, so I’m not the least biased person here. Still.

Here’s the hyper-sexual video for Lady Gaga’s latest single, “Love Game.” Seriously it’s pretty much just her having dry sex with the Village People on the NYC subways. That’s the whole thing.

But I have to admit that this song is what got me into Lady Gaga. Awhile ago I asked you guys to submit songs for a jogging playlist, when I was first getting into running (the final list is here — sorry, it’s U.S. only), and a bunch of you suggested this song. I’d never really heard of her, but I checked it out, and all I had to hear was “Let’s have some fun / this beat is sick / I wanna take a ride on your disco stick” and I was like, “I love this girl.” I checked out the rest of the album and ended up loving most of it. I love hyper-sexual women! Own it, chica!!!

Rihanna has returned to Barbados, where she grew up, to spend time with her family while she recuperates from the horrible abuse Chris Brown dished out last weekend.

“There is some bruising. She will be all right. I think so,” said her father after seeing her. “At some point, she will speak out,” he added. “I hope she will stand up for women all over the world.”

I do, too!!!

It’s a helluva lot of pressure to put on a young woman healing from that level of betrayal, but I do hope Rihanna has the courage to speak out, tell her story, and give hope to other women in similar situations. And encourage them to LEAVE!!! Because there is NO REASON to stay in an abusive relationship!!!

We’re rooting for you, Ri-Ri!!!

Simon Cowell would bitch her out!!!

Miz Cyrus performed on Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway in the UK last night, and forgot the words to her own song, “Fly on the Wall.” It happens around the 1:12 mark. At the very end of the performance, you can see her saying to one of her dancers, “I forgot the words!”

Listen, I know how we all hate Miley Cyrus because it’s our duty as responsible adults and stuff, but she actually recovered really, really well, and she’s a fantastic live performer. Let’s keep in mind that this girl is sixteen years old, and give her a tiny bit of credit. At least she didn’t break out into a jig, Ashlee-style.

Also: her legs are fantastic. Then again, so were mine when I was 16.

Thanks Andy!

Congrats to singer/rapper M.I.A., whose healthy baby boy was born Wednesday night.

From her MySpace (who still uses MySpace????):

HAPPY VALENTINES!

SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vfndz8pW9WY

MY BABY WAS BORN WEDNESDAY , HE IS HEALTHY , FINE , BEAUTIFUL AND THE MOST AMZING THING EVER ON THIS PLANET, OF COURSE IM HIS MUM!!!

ME AND BABY ARE PUTTING OUR TOUR DATES FOR 2010 TOGETHER
AND MAKING MIX TAPES
AND FIGURING OUT A WAY TO BREAK OUT OF THE HOSPITAL !

HOPEFULLY THE WORLD IS BEEN TICKING ALONG AND I AINT MISSED MUCH!

C U SOON ,

AND MY BABY BOY SAYZ HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Above find the YouTube video that she linked to in her post. So brillz.

“My life was set, I was going to go to college, I was going to try to do something great, like be a doctor. It didn’t really work out. I decided after I had done High School Musical and after I had done a couple of films that I wanted to go to college to study films [at the University of Southern California]. I had friends in the program and they just raved about it. I was so jealous that they were there. After I was accepted to go, I was deferred for one year and since then, I haven’t really had time to go back.”

Zac Efron, complaining about how his prestigious medical career was derailed by his enormous success as a teen sex symbol. Hey, maybe he could land a gig on House? I remember Tara Reid once giving an interview about her role in Van Wilder and being like, “I never got to go to college [no shit!], so this was kind of like my college experience,” and I just about threw up all over my laptop.