Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Love It or Leave It: Kate Hudson Goes Brunette

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Look, it’s a dark-haired Kate Hudson! And you know what? I kind of like it. She sort of reminds me of Darlene Connor, and that can never really be a bad thing.

Anyway, the brunette hair is for a movie Hudson’s filming, The Reluctant Fundamentalist, which hits theaters in 2013. From IMDB:

A young Pakistani man working on Wall Street finds his approach to life changes after 9/11.

The film also stars Kiefer (yay!) Sutherland and Liev Schreiber, but you probably don’t have to worry about seeing this. I mean, all signs point to the world ending  sometime in 2012, so they just may as well scrap this whole project. As a matter of fact? Scrap all projects that won’t be ready for 2012. There’s some extra money for you, Wall Street protesters.

Morning Wood

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Gwyneth Paltrow tried to run a paparazzi over on her bike. [The Superficial]

Jen and Justin wear matching everything now. [Lainey Gossip]

Nicki Minaj‘s unbelievable new boobs. [Bossip]

This is really the sexiest woman alive? [Starpulse]

All of Kristen Stewart‘s teachers failed her. [The Blemish]

Kelly Rowland and her fake boobs. [TMZ]

The games of your childhood. [theBERRY]

First photos of January Jones‘ adorable baby boy. [Huff Po]

Kris Humphries‘ wedding band is GONE. [Hollywood Dame]

Rachel Zoe dumps her man. [Socialite Life]

Salma Hayek was born to be a wife and mother. [Cele|bitchy]

Lindsay Lohan cutting again? [Popbytes]

More nudity just for you. [The Superficial]

Sara Leal Opens Up About Ashton Kutcher

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Well this just may be the final nail in the coffin of Demi and Ashton’s marriage: alleged mistress Sara Leal, who was advised a mere week ago to deactivate all of her social networking sites and avoid making any public appearances or statements by a real, live lawyer, has broken her silence and is now talking about her escapade with Ashton, which is said to have occurred on his 6th wedding anniversary. Leal says that the two had met weeks prior, and had arranged to meet at a hotel later on in the month:

“He just came up and kissed me. I didn’t think it was out of the ordinary… I wasn’t self-conscious about getting naked,” she explained, noting that another woman was also involved in the hot tub tryst.

Noting that Kutcher claimed to be separated from Moore, Sara continued, “He lost his towel and I took my robe off… Then we had sex. He was good… It wasn’t weird or perverted.”

Leal, who is a 22-year-old administrative assistant, went on to say that she and Ashton had sex a second time, then claiming that Kutcher told her, “I enjoy things like this because I’m an actor 90 percent of the time and it’s fake. It’s nice to have moments that are real.”

So are we to assume that “things like this” have occurred before, or that Sara Leal was a one-time thing? And is anyone else completely enthralled by the fact that Ashton is good in bed? It’s like, “I just knew it.”

Jump in for a photo of Sara Leal’s tits, woo!

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Quotables: PETA Blasts Mischa Barton for Being Insensitive to Cows

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“This raw meat stuff is getting old and may not only hurt and kill cows, it may hurt Mischa, because so much meat is infected with salmonella, E. coli, and campylobacter that licking it is like licking a toilet. In addition to this being completely unoriginal, it’s completely callous—flesh from a tortured animal isn’t a joke, isn’t camp, and isn’t cool. Meat is full of blood, is produced with violence, and causes great suffering.”

OK, so while I agree that licking raw meat (ugh, I shudder to think of it) is completely gross and it’s probably as good as licking a toilet, the part about being callous and insensitive to cows is RIDICULOUS. I mean, I eat meat, so now does that make me uncool? Insensitive? VIOLENT and WILLING TO EMBRACE GREAT BOVINE SUFFERING?

Please, PETA. Get over yourselves, because though there are many out there who support you, there are just as many (like myself) who think you’re a bunch of over-bored nut jobs. Please excuse me while I go make a smorgasbord of sausage, steak, ham, bacon, and scrapple for breakfast. I’m feeling the need for a juicy, grass-fed ANIMAL this morning.

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It’s Official! Michael Douglas to Portray Liberace on HBO

Photo: Michael Douglas at the premiere of 'Contagion' last month. Inset: Liberace.

Michael Douglas has signed to star in a biopic about Liberace! And boy, can I see it. At first I couldn’t, but then I put that little photo of Liberace (inset) on top of a photo of Michael Douglas (outset), and then I was like, Oh. A spray tan and a wig, and Douglas is totally ready for Vegas.

Details are sparse so far, but we do know the Steven Soderbergh-directed flick will be based on Scott Thorson’s salacious, tabloidy 1988 tell-all, Behind the Candelabra: My Life with Liberace. And co-starring as jilted lover Scott Thorson? That would be Matt Damon! (Which sure brings new meaning to… well, never mind.)

Liberace—the pianist and showman whose campy opulence overshadowed his technical ability—fought rumors of homosexuality right up until his death in 1987. For five years Scott Thorson had been employed as Liberace’s personal bodyguard and driver, though if Thorson is to be believed, he was so much more. After the couple’s alleged (and tempestuous) breakup in 1982, Thorson famously filed a $113 million “palimony” lawsuit. They settled out of court.

The subject matter seems a little weird for a Soderbergh movie, but I have faith. Soderbergh has been working on this project for four years, and shopping it for two; HBO was evidently the only taker.

On a sadder note, the Liberace Museum closed its hallowed doors exactly one year ago, leaving a mountain of fur coats and diamonds orphaned.

Guess the Celebrities: Alison Brie’s Boobs Vs. Joel McHale’s Butt

Photo: Joel McHale with Alison Brie on August 1, 2011 in Los Angeles.

Community star Alison Brie recently tweeted,

Comparing close-up shots of my cleavage and @joelmchale’s butt crack and they’re eerily identical. #buttboobies

Donald Glover posted the uncouth snapshots in question to his Twitter (NSFW) for your—yes, your—perusal. In one photo: Miss Brie’s comely gazoombas; in the other, suspiciously babylike butt-cleavage, belonging to The Soup‘s very own Joel McHale. The similarities are uncanny!

But which is which? Can you solve the puzzle? (This is totally like Highlights for Kids!)

The probably-not-safe-for-work images are after the cut.

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