Today's Evil Beet Gossip


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Oscar Pistorius is planning a memorial for the girlfriend he killed [The Superficial]

Britney Spears has a new secret boyfriend maybe [Lainey Gossip]

Rihanna and Kate Moss’s fashion spread photos have been released [Starpulse]

Tina Fey visits The Late Show in New York, looks great doing it [Splash News Online]

Here’s more Oscar coverage, this time with GIFs [The Blemish]

Lena Dunham is more attractive than Taylor Swift, apparently [Huffington Post]

Movie and TV tidbits – nostalgia time! [theBERRY]

10 reasons the Titanic II is a really bad idea [Socialite Life]

LeAnn Rimes was totally at the Oscars too, you guys [Celebitchy]

Anne Hathaway changed her dress for Amanda Seyfried [Bohomoth]

Nick Lachey’s son Camden is adorable [Popbytes]

Jennifer Aniston is a huge bitch… still [IDLYITW]

Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer is really amazing [Amy Grindhouse]

Jenna Dewan’s dogs need to go for a walk, too [I'm Not Obsessed]

JWoww from Jersey Shore just can’t keep quiet [ICYDK]

Rosie Jones models some new swimwear [G Celeb]

Brandi Glanville’s Shitty Memoir Might Become a Movie – Yay!

Brandi Glanville can’t seem to keep her trap shut about all things LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian, so much so that she actually pulled a Blu Cantrell and got her vagina re-done (WHY) on Eddie’s dime and then wrote a book about all the f-ckery surrounding that relationship to make more bank. Gotta give homegirl her Shrewd Businesswoman patch on that one.

In any case, Brandi’s book is a whole hot mess of unnecessary nonsense and never should have been released. It was released, though, and even better than that, it may now be made into a script and acted out by real, live actors. Brandi broke the news on Twitter on Monday:

Lifetime is probably the only network desperate enough to buy this crap, but also, you have to admit that Lifetime makes those amazing Made-For-TV movies that are so bad, they circle back ’round to being really good again. I mean, I grew up in the In The Best Interest of the Children days and it was my jam – it’s only got better since then. Come on – Sexting in Suburbia? Instant classic. Mom at 16 was a classic, as well.

Anyway, I’m getting ahead of myself. Let’s get this movie made, stat.

Morrissey Thinks Straight Men Are Cold Blooded Killers

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We all know Morrissey smokes the good shit a little too often and is always giving buckwild commentary on everyday life, but he’s taken it to a whole new level of WTF during a recent interview with teen website Rookie, during which he claimed that straight men “love killing” and that if all men were gay, there would be no war.

Shine on, you crazy diamond:

“War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality.

“If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men. They even get medals for it. Women don’t go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.”

I mean, like, okay – if we’re going to at all try to justify or understand these comments (I know, we definitely shouldn’t be), I guess I can sorta pick up what he’s putting down. Bros love being macho and are into guns and fighting and all that. But guess what? NOT ALL BROS LIKE THOSE THINGS. Just like not all women fawn over high heels and Ryan Gosling and not all gay guys are cross-dressing effeminate men who grew up wearing their mother’s lipstick and not all kids are brats (okay, most of them are). We can make as many swift generalisations as we’d like, but saying something like “heterosexual men love killing other men” as a grown ass adult who should have enough years on him to realise how stupid that is kind of blows my ass out of the H2O. Stop talking now, Morrissey.