It’s been kind of quiet on the Chris Brown and Rihanna front as he busily works on getting out of the legal jam he’s in and she works on moving forward with her career.

Though the rumored sex tape hasn’t surfaced yet, naked pictures of Rihanna have finally hit the internet.  She obviously took the pictures of herself which leads to the question of who got access to the pictures?

The uncensored pictures are here and totally NSFW.  Unless perinea are suitable for your workplace in which case these pics are totally okay.

Thanks, Brian!

Did you know that Paris Hilton was a producer on a movie?  Yeah, she didn’t either and now she’s being sued for eight million dollars for failing to do promotion of the film Pledge This.  And if you’ve ever found yourself defending Paris or thinking that the stupidity persona is just an act, read on:

The 28-year-old heiress … was asked by lawyers during a pre-trial hearing in Miami Thursday if she keeps a diary for business meetings. “I just press my name and Google it and see,” she told the court. Asked by lawyers about her calls from the producers, she testified: “With my phone I never know, because I lose it all the time. I probably get a new cellphone, like, every two weeks.”

When shown a copy of her cell phone bill, she replied: “I’ve never seen a phone bill of mine in my life.” Asked what her responsibilities as the film’s executive producer, Hilton told the court, “I’m not sure what a producer does, but – I don’t know, help get cool people in the cast?”

Hilton, who also revealed that she earns $11 million a year, claims she adequately honored her deal to promote the film. “Any chance I got, any red carpet, any press, if I was doing something for another product…I would just bring it up, ‘Oh, my new sorority film, it’s going to be sexy, it’s going to be really hot girls,’” she testified. “Like, I really, you know, did my best.”

A lawyer for Hilton added that the investors made unreasonable and last-minute demands for publicity events because the heiress’ schedule is always fully booked. Said attorney Michael Weinstein: “She’s the single busiest person on the planet.” A trial is scheduled to begin in June.

Why does a trial need to be scheduled for June.  Based on the transcript of the deposition, can’t we find Paris guilty of being the dumbest person on the planet and go right to the sentencing phase?  You know, no Chanel or small dogs for thirty days.  Too harsh?

Ashton Kutcher is a pretty passionate Twitterer.  He was the first to reach one million followers beating out CNN.  He actually issued a little challenge, promising to knock on the door of Ted Turner’s home if he was able to outrace CNN to the one million mark.  No one said he was the brightest bulb on the tree.

Anyway, blogger Jonah Perreti made a joke that he was offended that he tweeted a message to Kutcher and didn’t get a reply.  Read here for the full explanation and the recording of the message he received on his answering machine from Kutcher himself.  I guess it’s nice that he cares, but again-not the brightest bulb on the tree.

“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson — who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’  I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do. And part of it is my own fault.  I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores.  It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.”

Megan Fox explaining how her sex appeal overshadows her intelligence to Esquire, June issue.

I promise you, that’s my only egg joke on this entire post.  Apparently, Lindsay went a little nuts last night pitching a fit and eggs over the fence of her house.  You can’t actually see that it’s Lohan hurling the little chicken abortions but aren’t we all in agreement that it’s totally her?  Doesn’t she know we’re in a recession?  Throwing perfectly good food at the heads of paparazzi just seems so irresponsible.  Couldn’t she throw some leggings instead?

Also, what kind of car is that parked outside her house and what the hell happened to the finish of it?

I knew all this crazy Lindsay stuff wasn’t going to be over with any time soon.  She’s eggceptionally insane.  Oops.

Dina Lohan wants us to be nice to her for Mother’s Day.  I make no Promises.  Promises…get it?  The place where all Dina’s kids will eventually go to sober up.

America’s favorite Mom talked to People about the harsh and unearned criticism she is confronted with.  “We just wish people would leave us alone-at least for Mother’s Day!”  Yes, Dina.  I’m so sure you wish to be left alone.  And what better way to be left alone than to attend every high profile Hollywood event that you can get yourself into?

Despite reports that Lohan tries to get her fifteen-year-old into clubs, she also is making sure little Ali is getting an education.  Ali is in a home-schooling program.  She has never been pulled out of school.  It’s the same home-schooling program that Lindsay was in since the tenth grade. It’s a wonderful program that many celebrities are enrolled in.”  Wait-a home-schooling program that Lindsay participated in?  I wonder what type of grades Ali will pull in Joint Rolling 102 and Introduction to Cocaine.

Other than that, Ali is recording an album and working on a clothing line-perhaps a compliment to Lindsay’s leggings.  Personally, I wish they’d all just get started on their handbag lines and Lifetime movie careers.