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Dina Lohan, the coke freak. [The Superficial]

PHOTOS: Two Royal couples went out last night. [Lainey Gossip]

Justin Bieber is related to everyone in Canada. [Splash]

James Bond is 2012′s Most Influential Man. [Starpulse]

Lindsay Lohan pays her family to like her. [TMZ]

Scarlett Johansson’s boobs. Enough said, really. [The Blemish]

Best Photoshop of the week. [theBERRY]

Listen to the Rolling Stones’ new song. [Huff Po]

EXCLUSIVE: Lamar Odom is threatening to leave Khloe Kardashian. [Bossip]

Minka Kelly’s best ass-shots of 2012. [G Celeb]

Miley says ‘never mind’ to Lifetime. [Amy Grindhouse]

Jennifer Aniston: still making ridick money off her hair. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Dina attacked Lindsay now. [IDLYITW]

Bobbi Kristina Brown is engaged to her brother. [Cele|bitchy]

Taylor Swift‘s pathetic love quips. [Cele|bitchy]

Suri Cruise has aged. Poor kid. [Bohomoth]

Ben Affleck still emails J. Lo. [Socialite Life]

Tori Spelling’s new son, Finn. [Hollywood PQ]

Photos from Ryan Gosling’s new movie. [Lainey Gossip]

PHOTO: Does Danny DeVito have an enormous schlong? [The Superficial]

Quotables: Olivia Wilde’s Mad That Everyone Heard About Her Dead Vagina

“The ‘These Girls’ monologues at Joe’s Pub were not meant for publication, and, in context, were a celebration of LOVE, girls, and honesty. Sneaky recorders are everywhere these days, but performance art doesn’t always translate accurately to tabloid interpretation.”

Wait. Wait. So … LOL … Olivia actually thought her comments—her comments in a public forum, to the public at large—would actually be shielded from the media? What f-cking dreamworld does she live in?

If you guys recall, Olivia threw her ex-husband, Tao Ruspoli, under the bus over the last few days, saying that the end of their marriage was seen through a “dead” vagina. Here’s the actual quote in case you missed it:

“I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out … you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina. Sometimes your vagina dies. Then you know it’s time to go. There’s no reason to sacrifice your womanhood and femininity for some sort of weird feeling of responsibility to something that may not be right. I feel like far too many women do that. [Men] are not allowed to be the only ones thinking with their genitals.”

But LOL on the “not meant for publication.” Good luck with that, girl.

VIRAL VIDEO: In Honor of Coming Out Day, Here’s Chrissa Cooper Coming Out to Robert Downey Jr.

Girlfriend’s name is Chrissa Cooper, and she’s working on the project of a lifetime … she’s reaching out Robert Downey Jr. in an attempt to raise $10k for a charity of his choosing in exchange for a 1 hr. Skype meeting. Here’s an excerpt from her site, Fool Sit Down:

In July 2012, I undertook a project that has been 26 years in the making. This is not hyperbole, but more of an understatement. While conscious effort has not been put forth into this particular project the entire duration of its creative manifestation – it has become my life these past few months.

It is both my honor and privelige to share it with you. I am more humbled now in my pride for what I am doing than I have ever been in my life, and I am anxious to share it with the world.

There is a Facebook page set up for you to go “like” and share with your friends until the Kickstarter gets approved for it.

The ultimate goal I have with this project, since I have nothing to show for my life other than what I have created, is this:

I want to raise $10,000 for the charity of Team Downey’s choosing in exchange for a one-hour Skype meeting with them. The reasoning is that I have to show it to the people who inspired me to undertake such a tremendous goal, and Tony Stark is the only one who can save me now. All I have left is faith and this project. They haven’t let me down yet. :)

If you still want more details on just how batshit insane I probably seem, here’s the daily progress reports I’ve been posting:

10/07: The Beginning: The Transcript
10/08: Spoiler Alert! The Goal
10/09: Skeptics and True Believers
10/10: “So we got a hot little script in our hand…”

So help a sister out, why don’t you? Pull out all the RDJ stops and get this moving.

Taylor Swift Seriously Just Called Conor Kennedy “A Grown Man”

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I’ll just show you her words first, all right? Then when we’re finished reading, we can all have a good laugh. Sound good?

Why does Taylor Swift avoid Google?

Because she would risk clicking on rumors like this one: that she so missed her 18-year-old boyfriend Conor Kennedy that she “kidnapped” him from his high school and flew him to Nashville on her private jet.

“How did I kidnap him?” Swift, 22, exclaims to Rolling Stone when told about the rumor du jour. “You can’t kidnap a grown man! These are serious accusations, now!”

Laughing, she adds: “It’s an interesting way to spin something into a story. … See, this is why I don’t read stuff.”

As for a more documented report – Kathie Lee Gifford confirming she witnessed Swift and Conor crash a Kennedy family wedding – the singer responds: “I have no idea what happened there.”

“I think that story was based on the biggest misunderstanding, ’cause I would never knowingly show up somewhere that I thought I wasn’t invited to,” she tells the magazine. “And I would never want to upstage anybody.”

Oh my god, I can’t. “You can’t kidnap a grown man,” honestly. He might be 18, but he’s a junior in high school. And no, I don’t know how that works, but I do know that school was in session when she took him to Nashville, and that seems a little shady. But then again, this whole situation seems shady, doesn’t it? Maybe that’s why she allegedly moved on to Patrick Schwarzenegger, so she could say that she was dating a high school graduate.

Never change, Taylor Swift.

Lindsay and Dina’s Fight Was Over Money

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From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan was telling the truth when she said her mom was on the verge of losing her house …and Dina Lohan is not out of the woods yet … TMZ has learned.

According to court docs obtained by TMZ … JPMorgan Chase Bank filed documents in 2010 to foreclose on Dina’s Long Island home because she had fallen behind on payments.

Now here’s where it gets interesting …The bank and Dina cut some sort of deal in which mama Lohan agreed to a new payment agreement that would prevent her home from going on the auction block.

Sources close to Lindsay tell us … Dina didn’t ante up on her own — she got money from Lindsay to make the payments.

We’re told Lindsay made payments that helped Dina dig out of the hole, but recently she fell behind again and Lindsay had to give her MORE bailout money — $40,000.  And that’s the 40 grand that Lindsay and her mom were arguing over when things erupted in the limo early Wednesday.

One final thing.  We’re told Dina withdrew lots of other money from the Bank of Lindsay, including money to help pay for her kid brother’s tuition.

During that 911 call, Dina also told Lindsay that lovable line, “you’re dead to me,” and Dina had also had at least four glasses of wine (is that a big deal?) and no dinner when they had their fight. But a few hours after the police came to Dina’s house, they were photographed hugging as Lindsay left, so I guess things are back to ok in the dysfunctional house of Lohan.

So what does Dina do that she needs Lindsay to give her all this money? I realize that Michael Lohan isn’t all that great at making child support payments, and it must not be cheap to be a single mother living in New York, but wouldn’t she have made a good amount of money from all those interviews she’s given about Lindsay? Isn’t she supposed to be doing a number of reality shows? I’m all for helping out a loved one when she’s in need, but come on, Dina.

Here’s Lindsay, Calling Her Dad About Cocaine Dina

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So normally I don’t run these 911-type calls, because I feel it’s just weird and sad and like listening to people during the worst times of their lives, and while we’re in the business of voyeurism here at Evil Beet, there are some lines that shouldn’t be crossed, right? Well honestly, Lindsay Lohan is exempt from that law, and so we have the call from Lindsay to her dad, Michael Lohan, detailing her physical altercation with her mom, and also some Michael Lohan stuff thrown in there for good measure. Unfortunately, at the time I wrote this post, I was able to embed the audio, and now I can’t, and on that I say ‘f-cksticks’.

Here’s some of the best bits, since you can’t hear it here:

Michael to Lindsay: He’s [the limo driver] kidnapping you, Lindsay, he’s kidnapping you!

Lindsay to Michael: You just tricked me!

Michael to Lindsay: Lindsay, he’s kidnapping you.

Michael to Lindsay: You do everything, you do everything for everyone, you gave Mom 40 thousand [dollars]?

Lindsay to Michael: Dad, she’s on cocaine, she’s like, touching her neck and shit.

Michael to Lindsay: Mom’s in the car with you? Well she’s kidnapping you.

Lindsay to Michael: She said disgusting things to me.

Michael to Lindsay: She’s horrible, Lindsay.

Lindsay to Michael: She’s like the f-cking devil right now.

Here’s Michael’s “message” to Dina:

“Just be the mother that you were when we were married. You were a great mother and a great wife, and I don’t know what happened. But you definitely have some issues that need to be dealt with and I wish you would deal with them.”

Issues, indeed.