Miley Cyrus is the Bride of Frankenstein. [Cele|bitchy]
Amber Rose‘s enormous baby bump. [Cele|bitchy]
The guy who called 911 (twice) to report his dream. [The Frisky]
Mariah Carey says she could do American Idol—all by herself. [TMZ]
10 Great Films of the 2012 Toronto International Film Festival. [Socialite Life]
Nicki Minaj told Rihanna to “sit the f-ck down.” [The Blemish]
Nazanin Boniadi is hot hot hot. [The Superficial]
We should probably talk a little more about Rihanna, huh? [theBERRY]
Nicki Minaj is not into chicks. [Celebslam]
Vinzenz Kiefer’s penis! [OMGBlog]
Katie Holmes is the new face of Bobbi Brown. [INFDaily]
First word on Anna Karenina. [Huff Po]
More “real” photos of Blue Ivy Carter. [Lainey Gossip]
More photos from the MTV VMA red carpet. [Hollywood PQ]
Britney Spears thinks Kim Kardashian‘s ridiculous. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
How Mariah Carey reinvented herself again. [Lainey Gossip]
September 7, 2012 at 1:30 pm by Sarah
From Blind Gossip:
Which singer needs to curb her use of crack? This lady needs to look after that voice!
You probably couldn’t tell by that extremely subtle picture I made up there, but it sounds to me like this blind item is either about Christina Aguilera or Lady Gaga. Christina Aguilera has been a big ol’ mess lately, and the part about “that voice” seems like it could be a pretty big clue, you know, because she’s on that show The Voice. But on the other hand, the first part of that sentence reads “this lady” could indicate Lady Gaga, you know, because of her name, and we’ve seen her look a hot mess lately as well. Also, Lady Gaga does have that whole history with drugs.
The only thing is that while the clue could fit either lady, neither of them have that typical Crack Chic look, you know? And I realize that not every single crack addict has to be extraordinarily thin, but that’s the image, isn’t it? Then again, the blind item does indicate that the singer is currently just developing a problem, so the weight loss could be something that’s in store. Or it could be about someone completely different. But that’s what’s fun about blind items, isn’t it?
September 7, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
If you’ve been keeping up with gossip for a great long while, or if you read Tiger Beat during lunch in middle school because the principal decided it was a great idea to have assigned seating that switched every week so all the students could mingle with each other which sounded like an ok idea until you had to sit with the class douchebag who made crude remarks about your love for Harry Potter and something about Hedwig, a wand, and your vagina, you might remember that Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan have never liked each other all that much. See, in 2002, Lindsay was dating Aaron Carter. But then Aaron started dating Hilary. Without ever breaking up with Lindsay. So naturally, the two ladies decided to hate each other.
The feud has been going on for the past ten years (can you imagine, hating someone for ten years because of Aaron Carter?). Sometimes there are reports that they’re cool with each other, and sometimes there are reports that they still actively detest each other, but right now, right at this moment in time, everything is changing. Because now, they’re friends:
Hilary Duff and Lindsay Lohan have reportedly become good friends after settling a decade-long feud.
The pair have been enemies since Lindsay accused Hilary of stealing her now ex-boyfriend Aaron Carter in 2003. Hilary and Lindsay gave each other the silent treatment for years until secretly meeting up. After chatting during their visit, the girls decided to end their war.
“Hilary was pleasantly surprised at how mature Lindsay was when they met up,” a source told Star magazine. “Now they text all the time!”
Hilary welcomed her first child, five-month-old son Luca Cruz, with husband Mike Comrie this year. The couple have been married for a little over two years and Lindsay, who has faced a string of legal problems recently, respects their union.
“[Lindsay] feels like Hilary could be a good influence—she has a healthy marriage, just had a baby and doesn’t care about clubbing,” the insider explained.
Successful entrepreneur Hilary may be willing to help Lindsay with her career. Hosting the Liz & Dick actress at her home in the future is also a possibility.
“Hilary has already put the word out to her husband, Mike, to think about potential setups for Lindsay,” the source said.
If anything in the whole entire world is true, I want it to be this story. I want Hilary to spread the word that Lindsay Lohan is back, and I want her to land a movie for both of them to do together (a remake of Beaches, there, I did it). I want Hilary to invite Lindsay to her house so they can just chill together, and Hilary’s son can grow up knowing the tender presence of his Auntie Lindsay. And Lindsay can meet a nice hockey player through Hilary’s husband, and they can get married and have children of their own. It would be so incredible, wouldn’t it?
September 7, 2012 at 11:30 am by Emily
Earlier this year, Kanye released a song called “Theraflu”, which actually said “I fell in love with Kim.” Then, more recently, he let us in on the fact that he’d written a new song called “Perfect Bitch,” also for Kim. But guys. He’s been at this for literal years.
Sources “extremely close” to Kanye (so, Kim?) are saying that he’s been “obsessed” with Kim for years, and that he’s written several references to Kim in his songs. For instance, a song from 2009, “Knock You Down,” has this verse:
Tell me now can you make it past your caspers
So we can finally fly off into NASA
You was always the cheerleader of my dreams
To seem to only date the head of football teams
And I was the class clown that, always kept you laughin’
We, were never meant to be baby we just happened
So please, don’t mess up the trick… hey young world I’m the new slick rick
They say I move too quick, but we can’t let the moment pass us
Let the hourglass pass right into ashes
Let the wind blow the ash right before my glasses
So I wrote this love letter right before my classes
How could a goddess have asked someone that’s only average
O.M.G, you listen to that, bitch?
Whoa it’s me
Baby this is tragic
Cause we had it, we was magic
I was flyin’, now I’m crashin’
This is bad, real bad, Michael Jackson
Now I’m mad, real mad, Joe Jackson
You should leave your boyfriend now, I’ma ask him
That was written, mind you, when Kim was dating Reggie Bush, football player. And just to summarize, he called Kim “a goddess” and “the cheerleader of my dreams.” I dare you to find something more romantic.
But yeah, I believe this, based on pretty much everything we’ve ever heard about these two. They’ve been friends for years, but remember that time that Amber Rose, Kanye’s former girlfriend, called Kim a home wrecker? And Kris Humphries has some reason to think that Kim and Kanye were involved while he and Kim were still together. It’s curious, friends. It’s just curious.
September 7, 2012 at 10:30 am by Emily
Khloe Kardashian may be doing her part to jump start the economy … because TMZ has learned she’s the front-runner to become the “X Factor” host and we’re told the suits want it to happen.
Sources intimately connected to the show tell TMZ … Khloe is definitely #1 among the women who tried out and is generally considered the best in the entire pack of host wannabes.
Khloe did a screen test that went over well. The suits — including Simon Cowell (who has probably never worn a suit) — believe Khloe makes the most sense in terms of audience draw, since they’ve already invested heavily in Britney Spears and Demi Lovato to attract young viewers.
Producers will make a decision soon. The host won’t appear until the live shows air, and that begins next month.
Can I see this happening? Absolutely. However, guys, just because we’re all pretty much unanimously in agreement over the fact that Khloe Kardashian is the best Kardashian, she’s still a Kardashian. And I think the last thing any Kardashian needs is more exposure on television. Or rather, the last thing anyone who’s not a Kardashian needs is more Kardashian exposure on television. And I’m serious—I’m kind of torn over this. I like Khloe, and I think she might actually be an OK kind of girl, but rooting for her to take the slot as host on X-Factor (which is, granted, a show I don’t even watch) is kind of like asking for punishment.
Are you a glutton for punishment, too?
September 7, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Sofia Vergara deep-throats. [The Superficial]
Kate Bosworth shows off her engagement ring. [Lainey Gossip]
Olivia Munn is still trying for that hot thing. [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan talks about Tom Cruise more. [Cele|bitchy]
Pussy Riot sends a message to Madonna. [Huff Po]
Top 10 Nail Polish Picks for Fall. [The Frisky]
Patrick Dempsey is ready for takeoff. [I'm Not Obsessed]
The Shakira sex tape. [Yeeeah]
Recipes for football season starters. [theBERRY]
Kristen Stewart‘s broken finger. [INFDaily]
Jessica Simpson says she’s 10 pounds away from her pre-baby size. [Amy Grindhouse]
Introducing the World’s Biggest Penis. [Bohomoth]
Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens’ boobs. That’s right. [IDLYITW]
Emma Watson, naked and in a hot tub? [G Celeb]
The week in celebrity TwitPics. [Hollywood PQ]
Prince Harry: redeployed. [Cele|bitchy]
Who’s the biggest piggybacking famewhore in Hollywood? Don’t think too hard. [Lainey Gossip]
Scarlett Johansson wants a career in politics. [The Superficial]