And I know probably most of you do, since a lot of our search engine traffic comes from the nudie pics we just love to throw around like dollar bill-rain on seedy strippers.
The photos (which are obviously NSFW and after the jump) show Michelle Williams, Sarah Silverman, and some other well-endowed chick in some full-frontal, rather bushy nudity while they lather up and rinse in a community shower. The stills are from their movie, ‘Take This Waltz’, which we’ve talked about here on the site for just how generally sucky it looks.
Michelle has a cutesy little body and natural bazongas, and in all of the photos she keeps her arms raised up over her head—the international sign for “I was pregnant once and my tits have never been the same so I keep my arms up high to make ‘em less saggy looking” (believe me, I KNOW)—and Sarah’s tits are surprisingly nice, though the rest of her body looks like a grandmother’s, save for the fact that there’s nary a wrinkle in sight.
Jump in to see the full-frontals, and here’s a hint: click on the photo to enlarge it to epic proportions.
May 29, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
4Catherine Zeta-Jones Doesn’t Talk About Her Bipolar Diagnosis in New Interview, But She Does Make Me Talk About Music
… And I only say that because she made it a point that she wouldn’t talk about her bipolar diagnosis in her latest interview. From IO Donna, the timeless, always-lovely Catherine Zeta-Jones on bipolar disorder in general:
“I will not speak of my diagnosis. In general, however, I would say that those who suffer from bipolar depression should not feel alone. There are millions of people in the same situation… We must talk about it, see a specialist and not withdraw into ourselves, because this is the worst thing. Here, in the sufferer let me say this: know that you are not alone and that you are not the only one to have some terrible moments.”
And CZJ on being an A-lister in the eighties:
“I had a great head of hair and wore eye-catching make-up. They were good times. I worked and I followed the music scene in Los Angeles from afar. I lived between Wales and London, England, and I loved a different kind of music, the new romantic.”
… Wait. She liked a “different kind of music, the new romantic,” or she liked “a different kind of music, the New Romantics”? Because there’s a big, big difference, and if girlfriend was into this:
Oh, wait, no. Sorry. My bad. That’s the New Radicals. Because if she was into them, then we have some serious sit-down time we need to tend to. If she means the actual “New Romanticism” movement, then dear Lord, I am so on board with this woman that it’s not even funny. Sign me up for the David Bowie love, the Duran Duran love, the Culture Club love … I could really go on and on. (OK, I will! The Human League, Flock of Seagulls, Depeche Mode, Soft Cell …) F-ck. Can we just go on about this? No? OK. I’ll just leave this right here with you for a second and be back for it after the rest of Catherine’s interview:
Catherine on stage versus on set:
“Yes, you miss the applause of the audience. But [in] Rock of Ages I liked dancing with other dancers, it was like being at home, we spent hours and hours rehearsing. In a musical you work much more intensively than in a drama, but for me it is so rewarding. It makes me happy.”
So. Let’s get back to this music business. Doesn’t Catherine have some of the best musical taste ever? Come on.
May 29, 2012 at 3:30 pm by Sarah
On Sunday, Justin Bieber assaulted a photographer so bad that the guy couldn’t even get up off the ground and had to be taken to the hospital. Allegedly. And yesterday, he was on Twitter, letting his fans know how much he loves them. Here are some of his tweets:
my fans have always been there. from day 1. they are there for me thru everything. they lift me up. so…im there for them. always. #FACT
i hope when you guys hear #BELIEVE you finally understand how i feel about you. I appreciate and love you. this is about us. thank you
we came up from the bottom TOGETHER. every step we were doubted. i doubted…but you were always there. #IlovemyBeliebers
so we work hard. we grind it out. nothing is stopping us. we #BELIEVE:)
He also spent a lot of time responding directly to his fans. Someone would say “I love you,” he’d say “I love you too.” A number of people asked him to follow them or retweet them or just to acknowledge them, and he did. In one particularly weird exchange, a fan said “Beliebers Protects Justin, until the end,” and Justin responded with “and i will protect u too. we got each other’s backs. always. i know that. thanks.”
Then, early this morning, Justin released a new single called “Die In Your Arms.”
On the plus side, it’s a surprisingly decent song, by Bieber standards, at least. But this is pretty strange, isn’t it? Is this intensive damage control after the (alleged) assault? Does he want us to remember that, despite these trying times, he’s still a sweet, sensitive boy with a heart of gold and the voice of an angel? Because I can never forget that terrifying, wicked look in his eyes:
And this look just strikes fear into my heart:
May 29, 2012 at 2:30 pm by Emily
She’s played everything from a distressed publicist to a noblewoman on the big screen, and now Jessica Biel is looking at a completely new role in real life: housewife.
“To me, nothing will really change, because I’m almost never home,” the Total Recall actress, 30, tells the French magazine Gala in a translated interview. “But when I am home, I enjoy cooking.”
Some specialties she might serve up to soon-to-be husband Justin Timberlake?
“I especially love making cupcakes,” she says, while admitting that when she attempts to customize recipes, “it’s a total disaster, but I’ve also had some pleasant surprises, like recently when I managed to make zucchini fritters.”
Overall, once they tie the knot (possibly over the summer), “I don’t think our marriage will change anything,” she says. And while that may turn out not to be true, she does think “it will be a challenge finding a balance between my private life, family and work, and I’m ready.”
She also describes herself as “someone who lets things happen naturally,” saying she is not sure if she wants to have a child right away.
“For me, getting married doesn’t mean we should limit ourselves to some predefined idea. Rather, it’s an opportunity to explore new things in life, ” says Biel.
And while fans may ogle Timberlake’s good looks and hot moves, for Biel, there are three distinct qualities she finds admirable in her future husband, 31: “The ability to communicate well … to be able to express his feelings. Then, loyalty. And, finally, honesty.”
First of all, I don’t know how this girl says that she’s almost never home, because according to her Twitter, all she does is hang out with her dogs and bake (no judgement, you guys, just jealousy). And I’m glad she’s saying that she’s not going to try to get pregnant immediately after the wedding. I’m still not convinced that these two need to be getting married in the first place, but if they’re going to regardless, and it looks like they are, then at least they’re not planning on an immediate baby, I guess.
Also, that last bit, the part about the three qualities she admires most about Justin? “The ability to communicate well … to be able to express his feelings. Then, loyalty. And, finally, honesty.” Am I reading way too much into that, or does something about that quote make it seem like she’s fighting against all those cheating rumors? Either way, I kind of just want to give Jessica a hug after all this.
May 29, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
These photos came from Harper’s Bazaar Russia, and because I don’t speak Russian and my Google Translate is being all ghetto today, I have no idea what the interview’s about. But then, I don’t really care all that much. I mean, honestly, do you even have eyes? Did you see these pictures? Do you know how hot Claire Danes is lately?
With the exception of the fashion faux pas she suffered a few weeks ago at the 2012 Met Gala, landing her on our 5 Worst Dressed list for the event, she’s been on fire.
This is what I’ve been able to gather from the interview, and if that’s not good enough? Then just head to the gallery to look at the lovely pictures. They’re what this post is all about anyway.
33-year-old Claire was the Covergirl on the June issue. For the photographer Mark Abrahams (Mark Abrahams) actress posed mostly in dresses Prada. You just look like a celebrity looks spectacular in the role of rock chicks. Impressive, is not it?
In an accompanying interview with Danes talked about filming the TV series “Stranger among us”. The second season of the show will start on television in late September. Part of the filming took place in Israel.
This year, Clare received the “Golden Globe” in the category of “Best Actress Drama Series” for her role as Carrie in the TV series “Alien among his.”
“This is an amazing country – shared the opinion of the actress. – A Tel Aviv seemed to me a real city party. I understand that people here are in a state of almost constant stress and depression. They just need to let off steam, and they do. ”
As you know, the American version of the show is based on the original Israeli television series Gideon Raff “Prisoners of war.” Claire went to one of the main characters – Carrie, an expert on the Middle East, CIA analyst.
In the center of the second season, as in the center of the first, the relationship will be the main characters – Carrie and Sergeant Brodie. “The main reason why we have not killed Brody in the first season finale, is that their relationship has not yet been exhausted” – creators of the series previously reported.
Oh, and are you guys into this whole ‘Homeland’ thing? To be quite honest, I’ve never even heard of it, and I’m usually into those second-rate HBO series.
May 29, 2012 at 11:30 am by Sarah
$40,000. Let me just cut to the chase and tell you that Lindsay spent $40,000 on tanning. Just let that sink in for a minute. What would you do with $40,000? Make a down payment on a nice house, maybe? Buy a fancy car? Perhaps you’d invest it. Or maybe you would just spend it on tanning. Because that’s what Lindsay Lohan did.
But wait, let’s make a very important distinction here. I probably should have mentioned this first, but Lindsay didn’t actually pay the $40,000. She just did $40,000 worth of tanning, then refused to pay the bill. Maybe that’s the smartest financial decision of all.
Lindsay Lohan may have to stash some of her “Liz and Dick” money in the Caymans, because a tanning salon is going after her with a vengeance for not paying a judgment for a humongous tanning bill.
It’s been 9 months since a Nevada judge ordered Lindsay to pay the $40,000 bill to the salon and — surprise, she hasn’t paid a cent. Now the salon is trying to get the matter moved to California, so it can attach Lindsay’s assets to satisfy the judgment.
TMZ broke the story … Lindsay racked up the bill for intense bronzing between 2007-2009, courtesy of Tanning Vegas, located in Nevada.
Calls to Lindsay’s camp weren’t returned.
Oh, she racked up the bill over two whole years, so that’s more reasonable. Except no, it’s not. Lindsay is a pale, freckled redhead, and since I share two of those traits, I’d be willing to wager that all that happens when Lindsay tries to get a natural tan is a hellish sunburn and more freckles. Some people just weren’t meant to have tans, and that’s why their skin burns, blisters, and becomes covered with little brown spots whenever they’re exposed to the sun. But Lindsay couldn’t accept this, so she got $40,000 worth of tanning in a salon located in a town where she doesn’t even live. Really?
But hey, this is the girl who has had to spent well over a million dollars on court fees and who has failed to pay nearly $100,000 in taxes, so I guess we can’t really expect her to make great financial decisions, can we?