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6Stars Without Makeup: Ginnifer Goodwin

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So that, that ^^ up there, is a far cry from this, which is probably how we’re envisioning Ginnifer Goodwin as of late:

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Which is also a far cry from this, which is an image last used when we last had a Ginnifer Goodwin-dedicated post, back in January of 2011:

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And it goes without saying that she looks beautiful in all three of these photos—sans makeup, dressed up to the nines, and with long, flowing hair, but what’s your favorite Ginnifer Goodwin face? Me, I like them all. It’s a fortunate thing for a lady when she can go out without makeup on and look just as lovely as when she’s all done up. What’s your take?

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September 25, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah

7Here’re Some Photos from Miley’s Two and a Half Men Thing

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Remember how I told you guys that Miley‘s going to be on Two and a Half Men? Because here she is! On Two and a Half Men! And while it would appear, from the photos, that she’s Ashton Kutcher‘s character’s love interest, that’s actually wrong, and as previously reported, she’ll be the girlfriend of the half-man, portrayed by Angus T. Jones.

What I really want to talk about though, is Miley’s massive, bulging cleavage. Did girlfriend, you know, get a boob job or something? Because normally when you lose a bunch of weight and tone up from being GLUTEN-FREE an LOVING PILATES, your chest doesn’t grow larger, it, too, shrinks in proportion to your body as your body shrinks. And we all know just how tiny Miley is these days. Check that picture out up there. Those are some mega-boobs, as least as far as Miley’s frame is concerned.

Take a gander through the rest of the pics. They all feature wondrous, wondrous boob.

September 25, 2012 at 6:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus

4Chris Brown Fails A Drug Test, Judge Says It’s Cool

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So Chris Brown is on probation. We’re all familiar with how that works, right? You break a law, sometimes you go to jail, and sometimes you don’t go to jail. Sometimes you do something in between called probation, which is where you have to be extra super special good or you will go to jail. Or at least, that’s how it’s supposed to work.

Chris Brown smoked weed, took a drug test, failed it, and is still on probation, all because he’s a pretty ok dancer:

Chris Brown tested positive for marijuana recently in Virginia, where smoking weed is illegal, but the judge said she would NOT revoke his probation.

Chris was just in court for a probation progress report hearing in his felony battery of Rihanna — and according to probation report docs … Brown failed a drug test on June 18 in Virginia, where he was fulfilling his court ordered community service.

According to probation report, Chris told his probation officer he had smoked weed in California — where he has a medical marijuana prescription — and then failed the test in Virginia, where weed is illegal … prescription or no prescription.

Judge Patricia Schnegg said she never ordered Brown to undergo mandatory drug testing as part of his probation, so she cut him a break … this time … letting him off with a stern reminder to obey all laws.

Schnegg also ordered Brown’s entire case moved back to California because that’s where he lives now.

Judge Schnegg also ordered Brown to meet with his probation officer within 72 hours to sort out a discrepancy in community service hours — prosecutors say he had 121 hours left to complete as of August 15th, but Chris’ attorney, Mark Geragos insists he has less than that on his tab.

Ok, I’m not going to sit here and say that I thinking marijuana is the worst thing in the world and anyone who smokes it should be hauled off to jail immediately, but still, it’s a law, you know? It’s a law that Chris Brown broke and offered an excuse for – which, by the way, doesn’t it sound like they never even checked out that prescription? – and got away with. No matter what crime he originally committed, he’s another celebrity that’s getting off way too easy because of his fame, and that’s pretty shitty, huh?

Here’s hoping that community service thing catches up with him!

September 25, 2012 at 5:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Chris Brown

0Lindsay Lohan Got That Bad Lung Infection Because of Her Arrest

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And you know, not because she’s such a heavy smoker, and not because sometimes people just get sick. Nope, Lindsay‘s poor lungs are infected because we’re all just so mean and we can’t even leave her alone for one minute so she can get her cocktail on and then go for a drive, GOD.

From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan believes getting arrested is bad for her health … ’cause she’s telling friends the stress from her NYC bust aggravated her pre-existing pneumonia so badly, she had to be hospitalized.

We broke the story ..Lohan was rushed to the emergency room in NYC Sunday night with a lung infection … but was released a short time later.

Now, Lindsay’s telling friends the arrest caused her so much anxiety, it landed her in the hospital — exacerbating the “walking pneumonia” she’s been suffering from the last few weeks.

If you don’t want the stress that I’m sure inevitably comes with an arrest, then maybe stop doing things that will get you arrested. Is that such a bizarre concept? It’s like she’s beating her own head against a wall and saying “oh my god, you guys, my head hurts so bad, I wish it would just stop hurting, this is so painful!”

You’re bringing this all on yourself, Lindsay. Remember, when you point your finger at someone, you have three more pointing back on you. And one of those fingers will be raised, because I’m sure even your own hand wants to flip you off. Because STOP.

September 25, 2012 at 4:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

2Lindsay Lohan “Rushed” to Hospital Again

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From TMZ:

Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the emergency room in NYC last night … and sources connected to the actress tell us she’s suffering from a bad lung infection.

Lindsay has been telling friends she’s been dealing with a bad case of “walking pneumonia” for the last couple weeks — and last night, we’re told things got so bad she had to go to the hospital.

We’re told Lindsay was taken to Mt. Sinai, where she received medication for the infection — including antibiotics — and was discharged shortly after.

Lindsay’s currently resting back in her hotel room.

So, bummer. Maybe there was something to that whole “walking pneumonia” excuse that she gave in order to bail out on the Charlie Sheen-kissing scene in Scary Movie 5. But we’re not going to go ahead and confirm that, guys, because it’s Lindsay Lohan we’re talking about, and there’s always parallel meanings behind what she does and what the reasoning behind them happens to be.

Moreover, why is Lindsay always RUSHED! to the hospital? I mean, I don’t pretend to be a doctor or anything, but it’s a lung infection. Unless it was seriously inhibiting her breathing, I can’t imagine a reason to rush anywhere. If it were me, I’d be like, ‘Bummer, I’m pretty sick. I guess I’m going to get in my car and drive my ass to the ER, since I can’t get a doctor’s appointment like a normal person might and see what they can do for me’. That’s how I’d do it, because I don’t really see making a mountain out of a molehill. Or a hotel room at the Chateau Marmont into a crack den, to put it in terms that Lindsay Lohan can understand.

September 24, 2012 at 5:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan

24Hey, Kim Kardashian, What the Hell Are You Wearing?

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I mean, yeah, it’s a bathing suit, which is almost debatable, because it could really double as an exercise suit (romper?) circa 1985, but hey. You’ve got your fashion plate man in your corner, girl, telling you what’s up, so I guess I have to bow down to the supreme final word that is Kanye West‘s direction.

More importantly, how do you guys feel about Kim’s swimsuit? And don’t you just wish she’d take off that silly open caftan thing? Wouldn’t that just make things so much better?

September 24, 2012 at 4:30 pm by Sarah
Filed Under: Kim Kardashian