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9Courtney Stodden’s Mom Says She Didn’t Get Plastic Surgery, Courtney Stodden’s Face Disagrees

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But seriously, look at Courtney Stodden‘s face. That’s a picture she just posted. I know the quality isn’t that great, but just look at her cheeks. No plastic surgery, really?

According to Courtney’s mom, nope, not at all:

“It’s ridiculous! She’s doing her makeup differently—that’s all it is!” Keller told E! News exclusively. “Courtney decided she wanted to change her makeup. She went for a lighter, more natural look, old Hollywood kind of look.”

Keller added, “All she did was lighten her hair, used a lighter shade of makeup and tanner, and not use as much eyeliner. She told me, ‘I want to do it differently’ and all of a sudden they say she’s had plastic surgery!”

Of course, such rumors are nothing new.

“People always think a knife is touching her face, but she’s like a chameleon. She can change her look so easily,” Keller said. “People just don’t get it.”

I’ll agree that Courtney’s recent use of lighter makeup is doing her a whole hell of a lot of favors, and that it’s something that does change her appearance, but I’m pretty sure that lighter makeup and a new dye job won’t change your whole entire face. I couldn’t really tell before, but once you guys pointed out the nose job and the eyebrow lift, I could definitely see that, and I could see the difference in her cheeks from the beginning. Like, go back and look at the photo at the top of this post. Look at the shape of her cheeks. That’s not makeup, Mama Stodden, I don’t care what you say.

Here’s another very recent photo that Courtney tweeted:

A photo of Courtney Stodden

Oh, but sorry, I forgot, no plastic surgery, not ever. My mistake.

September 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm by Emily
Filed Under: Courtney Stodden

8Paris Hilton Is Super Sorry About That Whole AIDS Thing

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“That whole AIDS thing,” for those of us experiencing minor memory loss, refers to that thing that Paris Hilton was recorded saying about gay men. Specifically, this:

“Gay guys are the horniest people in the world. They’re disgusting. Dude, most of them probably have AIDS.  I would be so scared if I were a gay guy. You’ll like, die of AIDS.”

The recording of Paris’ conversation was released yesterday, and a few hours later, her rep released a statement explaining that we all just took it the wrong way because we don’t understand the complex way in which Paris Hilton’s mind works or her superior communication skills. But, obviously, no one really bought that, and so Paris had to go and make her very own statement that was published on the GLAAD site:

As anyone close to me knows, I always have been and always will be a huge supporter of the gay community. I am so sorry and so upset that I caused pain to my gay friends, fans and their families with the comments heard this morning. I was having this private conversation with a friend of mine who is gay and our conversation was in no way towards the entire gay community. It is the last thing that I would ever want to do and I cannot put into words how much I wish I could take back every word.

HIV/AIDS can hurt anyone, gay and straight, men and women. It’s something I take very seriously and should not have been thrown around in conversation.

Gay people are the strongest and most inspiring people I know. It is so wrong when people bully or put down others for being gay. No one should have to go through that. Again, I am so sorry from the bottom of my heart and I feel absolutely horrible. I hope that everyone can accept my apology and know that it is not who I am or how I feel in any way.

Thank you for taking a minute to read this, I love you.

Love you too, betch!

Except no. I’m not saying that I’ve never said anything stupid or hurtful to anyone before, but I’m pretty sure I’ve never said anything so derogatory about an entire group of people because, you know, that’s kind of an asshole thing to do. I could even harp on how I don’t really like how Paris said that “gay people are the strongest and most inspiring people I know,” because again, that’s generalizing a whole group of people – gay people can be wonderful and strong and inspiring, and they can be total assholes, and they can be smart and dumb and creative and dull and promiscuous and prudish and every other descriptor in the world, because they’re people, too – but I don’t want to be That Girl. Except I guess I just kind of was.

Basically, Paris Hilton has a dumb mouth, and I really wish people wouldn’t record it and then put it on the internet so that I can avoid hearing it.

September 21, 2012 at 11:30 am by Emily
Filed Under: Paris Hilton

5Amanda Bynes Scratched a Photographer Because She Has to Look Beautiful

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From ET:

The struggle caught on tape began with Bynes walking down Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood, shielding her face when she realized she was being photographed. Apparently the star didn’t like the way she looked, and tried to reason with the paparazzo and flatter him into deleting the pics, agreeing to pose for a new set. What happens next turns ugly, as it appears there’s a struggle over control of the camera.

The melee ends with the pap yelling that the star hurt him, with Bynes calmly saying, “I didn’t touch you.”

No, seriously, guys, this little paragraph from Entertainment Tonight does the incident no justice, and I highly recommend that you go ahead and mosey on over to ET’s website to watch the video. Because it seriously shows Amanda completely and entirely unhinged. At one point, when Amanda’s pleading with the cameraman to delete a picture or two from his camera, she began begging, saying, “Please, I have to look beautiful, please!” CREEP-TASTIC.

I sure hope Amanda gets the help she needs, because seriously, Emily’s totally right. Poor Amanda Bynes isn’t Lohan 2.0—she’s Britney 2.0.

September 21, 2012 at 10:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Amanda Bynes

13Love It or Leave It: Anne Hathaway’s Mossy Look

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Man. Could this woman look any more beautiful than she does here, in this picture? Maybe. Maybe when she’s six months pregnant and glowing like a fool, then she’ll look even more beautiful than she does now. Because that pregnancy thing is still supposedly a thing, although you wouldn’t be able to tell with girlfriend’s amazing Magic Eye dress.

All I know is that Anne Hathaway is one beautiful woman. It doesn’t mean that I particular like her, or think that she’s this amazing actress or anything, because Catwoman and ‘One Day’, but she sure is pretty to look at, you know?

September 21, 2012 at 9:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Anne Hathaway


photo of lindsay lohan blew slash pictures
So Lindsay Lohan blew Slash. [The Superficial]

It would appear that Blake Lively’s pregnant, guys. [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye West has a sex tape with a Kim Kardashian look-alike. [Bossip]

Fiona Apple arrested for drug possession. [Starpulse]

Taylor Swift is obsessed with Conor Kennedy. [Cele|bitchy]

Romney: Doesn’t stand a chance at winning. [Huff Po]

British soldier gives birth in Afghanistan, had no idea she was pregnant. [The Frisky]

Sarah Jessica Parker‘s new boyfriend. [I'm Not Obsessed]

This is Selena Gomez’s busty friend that everyone’s asking about. [G Celeb]

Carly Rae Jepsen‘s wardrobe malfunction. [Yeeeah]

Celebrity siblings. [theBERRY]

More on Tom Cruise’s mystery woman. [INFDaily]

Kim Kardashian would trade lives with Jesus. [Amy Grindhouse]

Tom Cruise is spying on Katie Holmes every day. [Bohomoth]

Fiona Apple‘s mugshot. It’s pretty epic. [IDLYITW]

Best Twitpics of the week. [Hollywood PQ]

Snape, Mark Darcy, and Mary. [Lainey Gossip]

Paris Hilton takes it all back. [The Superficial]

September 21, 2012 at 8:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Links Links Links

8No, I Don’t Know Why Lindsay Hasn’t Gotten Picked Up for Kidnapping Yet, Either

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So many questions, guys. Like ‘who is this kid?’ And ‘who the hell is his mother, that she’d allow someone like Lindsay Lohan to carry him around—out in public. On the streets. CLEARLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF SOME PHARMACEUTICAL WONDER‘. No, I’m not understanding any of this, not one bit.

Also, can we talk about Michael Lohan for a second, too? It would appear that he’s moved from his daughter’s current Liz Taylor obsession, and on to Lindsay’s “former” Marilyn Monroe obsession that we all just loved being privy to so, so much. To The Daily Buzz, Michael says (a day late and a dollar or six short):

“Lindsay has an infatuation with Marilyn Monroe which kind of scares me. There are parallels sometimes. They are so similar in their talents, their creativity and their careers that it’s scary. They have all had problems with addiction issues and I don’t want to see her go down that path or road anymore and it’s a shame because we all know, ‘You show me who you walk with and I’ll tell you who you are’. You have to surround yourself with the right people places and situations to get better. Not to beat Dina up, but even other people around Lindsay. She needs to be around people who are clean and sober and on the right path.”

So not only is it a pathetic attempt to build Lindsay up in the public eye by making her “look” even more like Marilyn Monroe, but it’s a not-so-thinly-veiled dig at Lindsay’s mom (and Michael’s ex), Dina Lohan, because she’s also a hot, wasted, embarrassing mess who has nothing going for her in this life. Lohans, guys. You can’t make this stuff up.

And someone, please—find out for me. Who is this poor kid?

September 21, 2012 at 7:30 am by Sarah
Filed Under: Lindsay Lohan