Chris Brown is a dickhead of the highest order (and is currently training up Justin Bieber to follow in his footsteps), and frankly he should have been in prison a long ass time ago. After he assaulted Rihanna. After he assaulted any number of people, really. And yet here he is, free as a bird, out there in the world to assault more people and get away with it. Ain’t life grand?
It seemed as if the tides were turning this week when Superior Court Judge James R Brandlin decided on Monday to revoke Chris’ probation following his most recent assault charge in DC, according to The AP. He’s still got to go to rehab and do a shit ton of community service, which he’ll probably lie about again, but for some reason no one requested for him to be arrested???? Is this not how things work? I assumed when one was on probation and then they break that probation REPEATEDLY and then a judge revokes it, that means your ass is about to be behind bars. When did the law change? Anyone?
The judge is going to set out an “arrest report” (whatever that means) later this week and Chris will have to return to court in February 2014 to update them on his progress. I DON’T GET WHY HE’S NOT IN JAIL. It’s like we’ve rewarded him for assaulting another person by taking away his probation, meaning there are literally no conditions on this guy. Can’t wait til he goes out and kills someone. Maybe we can give him 1,000 more hours of community service then.
December 18, 2013 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian does a lot of crappy things, but one thing she’s adamant she didn’t do is wax her baby‘s eyebrows. Because apparently, after this photo of baby North West (also shown above) was posted, people accused Kim on twitter of waxing that baby’s brows. Seriously? Even *I’m* not buying that. Kim responded on twitter,
Do people really think I would wax my daughters eyebrows so young? Come on, I’d wait until she’s at least 2 1/2!
And followed that up with,
I’m kidding!!! Its pretty sick for people to insinuate that I would wax my daughters eyebrows. They are thick, natural and amazing!
Okay, honesty time here — I actually thought that was funny. Good on you, Kim. You’re getting good at poking fun of yourself.
This is a safety zone: did anyone here actually think Kim waxed her baby’s eyebrows? We won’t ridicule you…much.
December 18, 2013 at 5:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Well, we all hoped it wouldn’t come to this, but John Mayer and Katy Perry made a music video for their duet. You know, because they’re so ~~in love~~. It’s nauseating. Unless you ask Mr. Mayer, in which case he says it’s (via USA Today),
… just so authentic. There’s nothing scripted in that video except putting a bull in the middle of the desert.
Oh, okay, thanks. Oh God, no, Ms. Perry’s got more to say? You’re going to make a metaphor? Oh God, no.
Relationships are kind of like riding a bull – you hold on for dear life. Sometimes you get a little buck here and there, but you get back on.
KATY, I LOVE YOU, STOP. STAAAAHP.
December 18, 2013 at 4:30 am by Catherine St. Ives
Justin Bieber‘s fans are about as bad as he is. Justin Bieber went on Los Angeles’ Power 106 radio to give some boring-ass interview and then dropped this nugget. When asked about a new album, Bieber answered in a slow, quiet voice,
Actually, I’m retiring, man.
It’s hard to tell if he was kidding because it was hard to read his face, since he’s a total douche and was wearing sunglasses indoors. (He’s also a total sunglass-wearing douche outdoors.) Here’s the video:
If he WASN’T kidding and he IS retiring, I think most of the world’s reaction would be something like this:
His fans, however, had a much different reaction. Celebuzz collected some fan reactions from twitter:
if @justinbieber is going to retire, I’ll break my bones and die. Bye.
actually will jump off a cliff if you retire @justinbieber
Don’t leave us @justinbieber .. Don’t retire.. It would brake my heart.. Don’t..
I think we all know one fan who wouldn’t give a damn.
December 17, 2013 at 5:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Jennifer Lawrence is earning more points in everyone’s “Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence Handbook”. My handbook is covered in Lisa Frank stickers. She sat down with Barbara Walters and shared her thoughts about that dreaded f-word — “fat.” Via People:
I just think it should be illegal to call somebody fat on TV. Why is humiliating people funny? I get it, and I do it, too. We all do it. [But] I think the media needs to take responsibility for the effect it has on our younger generation, on these girls that are watching these television shows and picking up how to talk and how to be cool. So all of a sudden being funny is making fun of a girl that’s wearing an ugly dress.
Whoa, let’s not go too far, Jennifer. If I didn’t make fun of ladies’ ugly dresses, I wouldn’t have a job. No, but I get it, I get what she’s saying, and she’s right. How many times has she been called fat, and how f-cking ridiculous is that?
What do you think of her statements?
December 17, 2013 at 4:30 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Lindsay Lohan wants her singing career back, and it’s incredibly generous of me to describe her as ever having one. But I’m in a spirited mood. She instagrammed the above photo of her in a recording studio. TMZ says she’s got her druggie heart set on busting out an album. From TMZ:
Lindsay was in a New York City recording studio over the weekend, experimenting with various tracks. Lindsay has one hit under her belt — “Confessions of a Broken Heart” — which is in the pop genre, but we’re told she’s now more interested in EDM.
Our sources say Lindsay has not signed with a label yet but that’s what she’s gunning for.
Please, no one give this girl any more chances. Although how great was the laughable “Rumors” song and video? “Why can’t they back up off me,” she moaned. “Why can’t they let me live?” Watch and relive the delicious 2004 memories: