With everything that’s been going on in Beyoncé, Jay-Z and Solange‘s world over this past week, it’s no wonder they’re absolutely everywhere (more than usual), and even though they already put out a statement asking everyone to move on from Elevatorgate 2014, we still want to know what REALLY happened. And now we do.
The trio stopped by Saturday Night Live this weekend to reveal the truth behind the drama – and turns out, it was just a silly misunderstanding over an unwieldy spider.
LOL to that. In all seriousness, I really hope we can move on from this now that all the obligatory jokes have been made. And on a more “serious” note, here’s a fake movie trailer/real promo trailer for Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s upcoming summer On the Run tour:
May 19, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Kim & Khloe Kardashian do vagina checks [ICYDK]
Newsflash: Monica Belucci is still gorgeous! [Celebslam]
Kendall & Kylie Jenner tried to get sexy on the red carpet [Moe Jackson]
Brandon Lipchik is your male model of the day [Socialite Life]
We’re all looking at Ariana Grande‘s underwear [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Isn’t that nice – Benedict Cumberbatch just got a new role [Celebitchy]
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn look okay together [Lainey Gossip]
Candice Swanepoel got sexy on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Tori Spelling is looking a bit better [I'm Not Obsessed]
Shailene Woodley is homeless by choice [The Blemish]
It’s official! Star Wars VII has started filming! [PopBytes]
OJ Simpson killed Nicole Brown after reading about her affair in her diary [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Aw, isn’t that lovely – Gwen Stefani is adorable with her kids [I'm Not Obsessed]
Selena Gomez is trying for the sexy look [Popoholic]
Lea Michele says she’s not feuding with Naya Rivera [Too Fab]
Yay, we’ve got another ‘True Blood‘ Season 7 trailer! [Celebuzz]
Mila Kunis is a really cute pregnant lady [Fishwrapper]
Sofia Vergara stripped down for… K-Mart? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Salma Hayek is an activist now, apparently [The Frisky]
It’s raining beer for Brad Pitt in New Orleans [Bohomoth]
Nicole Kidman puts her family before everything else [Starpulse]
Amy Poehler gave her first class plane seat to a mom [ICYDK]
It looks like Rachel Bilson is over her partying days [Celebslam]
Vanessa Hudgens wore a bikini on a yacht [Moe Jackson]
Bradley Cooper looks like he’s gonna bust out of that shirt [Socialite Life]
Oh dear, Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin are still living together? [Lainey Gossip]
May 19, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
We already knew Robin Thicke was going to try and pull some shit at last night’s Billboard Music Awards, since he announced earlier in the week that he had a song prepared just for estranged wife Paula Patton called ‘I Should’ve Kissed You Longer’ (though apparently it’s called ‘Get Her Back’?). You know, because if he was kissing his wife longer, he might not have spent so much time kissing and fucking various other women – you get the idea.
Before he started, he told the audience that they had to help him get Paula back, which… no. You never would have lost her had you not been a serial cheater, bro. That one’s all on you.
He also thanked Paula for “putting up with [him] all these years” during one of his acceptance speeches. Don’t you just love when people are SO oblivious and have zero respect for you? You know, he didn’t respect her enough not to continually cheat on her, and he doesn’t respect her enough now not to continue to referring to their relationship as if nothing as happened and that he already has her back. What a prick.
May 19, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
The worst thing about being a celebrity is that when you’re alive, you can’t get any peace from the public and paparazzi and when you die, well, they still won’t give you any peace. Instead, they bring you back in hologram form like they did to Michael Jackson at the Billboard Music Awards last night (and Tupac at Coachella in 2012, lest we forget).
Michael “performed” a song called ‘Slave to the Rhythm’, from the new album that’s just coming out now… years after his death. Isn’t it great that record labels can make money off you even long after you’ve stopped breathing? Apparently it took six months to put the performance together and it was almost cancelled last minute due to a lawsuit, since a few tech companies said that the producers were using their technology to make the performance possible.
I dunno, I don’t find this to be “cool” or creative or anything. I think they should let dead performers be dead, enjoy their past work and move on. What did you guys think?
May 19, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
Avril Lavigne‘s ex, Deryck Whibley, had to be hospitalized for drinking. He posted about it on his website and included photos, and titled the post “rock bottom.” The good news is, he sees it as a wake-up call. Here’s some of what he posted on his site, DeryckWhibley.Net:
hey everyone, it’s deryck here. sorry i’ve been so m.i.a. lately, but i’ve been very sick in the hospital for a month and was pretty sick for a few weeks leading up to my trip to the hospital. the reason i got so sick is from all the hard boozing i’ve been doing over the years. it finally caught up to me. i was drinking hard every day. until one night. i was sitting at home, poured myself another drink around mid night and was about to watch a movie when all of a sudden i didn’t feel so good. i then collapsed to the ground unconscious.
He describes what happened next:
my fiancé got me rushed to the hospital where they put me into the intensive care unit. i was stuck with needles and i.v.’s all over. i was completely sedated the FIRST WEEK. when i finally woke up the next day i had no idea where i was. my mum and step dad were standing over me. i was so freaked out. my liver and kidney’s collapsed on me.
needless to say it scared me straight. i finally realized i can’t drink anymore. if i have one drink the doc’s say i will die. i’m not preaching or anything but just always drink responsibly. i didn’t, and look where that got me. (i never thought i would ever say that! haha)
And here are some photos:
Yikes. I gotta say, good for him. Sadly, a lot of people don’t realize this until it’s too late (RIP Amy Winehouse). I hope he really does stay away from booze and finds a better path for his life to take. And I appreciate him being so candid. What’s interesting to me, though, is that nowhere in his post does he use the word “alcoholic.” I hope he truly does realize that he is one and does indeed have a serious problem. Before anyone can move forward, they gotta admit it. It sounds like he’s almost there.
May 18, 2014 at 4:00 pm by Catherine St. Ives
Pamela Anderson is putting a brave foot forward by opening up about her history of sexual abuse. Her childhood sounds awful — she was continuously abused starting at the age of 6. She credits her abuse with her love of animals and charity work. From The Daily Mail via MTV News:
“I feel now might be the time to reveal a few of my most painful memories,” the actress told an audience at a backgammon competition beach party the Foundation, according to the Daily Mail. “At the risk of over-exposing myself, again, or being inappropriate, again, I thought I might share with you why I am doing this.”
At age 6, Ms. Anderson was molested by her female babysitter. At age 12, a friend’s “older brother decided to teach me backgammon, which led into a back massage, which led into rape – my first heterosexual experience.” He was 25. Then years later, her first boyfriend arranged a gang rape.
She says this is why she trusts animals more than humans:
This meant I had a hard time trusting humans. My parents tried to keep me safe, but to me, the world was not a safe place. My dad was an alcoholic, my mom worked two jobs, my mom was always crying, dad didn’t always come home.
I prayed to the whales with my feet in the ocean, my only real friends until I had children.
My loyalty was with the animal kingdom and I vowed to protect them and only them.
God, that’s so awful. I had no idea about any of this. Good for her for coming forward, because by doing so, she could help so many more people in a similar situation.