Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Christopher Meloni shows off his package

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Oh dear, it’s a Jon Hamm‘s dong situation all over again, but this time, Christopher Meloni is the one posting dick pics (of sorts) online. In fact, he is fully clothed, but I dunno what made him think posting this picture of his dog staring at his crotch was a great idea. Here we are, though, so we might as well just accept it. Here’s Chis’s dong in all its shrouded glory (Oh, and he captioned it: “I will stare at your genitalia until u feed me…. #dogpsychology.” Ooookay!):

christopher meloni dong

I guess we know where Detective Stabler kept his gun, now? (Awful, I know.)

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Rumer Willis spoofs Ariana Grande in ‘Problem’ parody

rumer willis SPF

I didn’t actually realize that Rumer Willis did any “acting” or had anything to do with comedy, to be honest. I thought she just walked around in a bikini, drinking champagne all the time (i.e. partying) and living off her parents’ money. But it seems we all underestimated her, as she’s now taken part in ‘SPF’, a parody of Ariana Grande‘s ‘Problem’ that’s… clever, I guess? Semi-amusing? I don’t really even know what to say or why this is a thing, but you can watch and decide for yourself.

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The Daily Links

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Did Kim Kardashian kiss her step-brother? [TooFab]

Hugh Jackman is really good at selfies, loves life [Socialite Life]

Wes Bentley is my Dr Strange, so deal with it [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s your sexiest social media pics of the week [Celebslam]

Lily Allen let a nipple out on stage [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Here’s the first official pics of Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman [Popoholic]

Cassie has a smoking hot bikini body [Moe Jackson]

Sophie Simmons has an extremely wet t-shirt [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Here’s your Season 5 trailer for ‘The Walking Dead’ [The Frisky]

Good to see that Beyoncé really knows how to have fun [I'm Not Obsessed]

Watch Lily Allen‘s ‘As Long As I Got You’ video [PopBytes]

You’d never guess these celebs are the same age [theBERRY]

Celebs going down on other celebs? I don’t even know [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

This is Lindsay Lohan looking “happy and healthy” [Celebuzz]

Leonardo DiCaprio is really good at karate, it seems [Socialite Life]

Good to see Vin Diesel really getting into it [Lainey Gossip]

Scary Spice is looking good these days [Celebslam]

Selena Gomez is playing up her lesbian side [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Test footage from the ‘Deadpool’ movie leaked [The Blemish]

Jessica Alba really won Comic-Con, I’d say [Popoholic]

Nice bikini body you got there, Carla Howe [Moe Jackson]

Tom Hiddleston wrote a gushing fanboy letter to Joss Whedon [Celebitchy]

Ricky Martin is killing the selfie game [Socialite Life]

Nora Segura lost her bikini top [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Sofia Vergara and Joe Manganiello are now Jofia, so deal with it [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s a little Justin Bieber just for the ladies [Celebslam]

‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ looks like it’ll be good [The Blemish]

Vanessa Hudgens got shy while juice shopping [Moe Jackson]

Kelly Brook is doing some sexy dancing [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Look how amazing The Rock looked in the ’90s [PopBytes]

Piper Perabo got married this weekend! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Zoe Saldana says she has really big balls [The Frisky]

This is what Rita Ora looks like in a leather catsuit [Celebuzz]

This 3-year-old rocked a drum solo [theBERRY]