Kaley Cuoco still working on staying relevant (don’t forget that tour of her boudoir!), and she’s resorted to extreme measures: she cut all her hair off! She posted the photo on Instagram yesterday with the following caption:
“Thank you @clsymonds for bringing out my inner Peter Pan”
This cut sort of ages her, I feel, but it’s sorta cute. Nice for summer, I guess?
June 2, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Does Kate Middleton have her own “bum watcher” now? [Celebitchy]
Cara Santana looks pretty amazing in her workout gear [Celebslam]
Adriana Lima can promote beverages any time she’d like… [Moe Jackson]
Oh dear, Louis Tomlinson from One Direction looks scary [Socialite Life]
Never underestimate the power of Kate Upton‘s boobs [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Giuliana and Bill Rancic are devastated after surrogate’s miscarriage [I'm Not Obsessed]
Janice Dickinson is learning how to age gracefully [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Lea Michele started drinking wine as a toddler [ICYDK]
Nicole Kidman is opening up about her kids with Tom Cruise [Too Fab]
Taylor Swift has a great body, guys [Popoholic]
Jamie Dornan has body issues, doesn’t like his physique [Celebuzz]
Look how promising Khloe Kardashian‘s relationship is! [Fishwrapper]
These are the best Saturday Night Live skits you may have missed [theBERRY]
What do we think of Elle MacPherson‘s pants, then? [The Frisky]
Is Amal Alamuddin having second thoughts about marrying George Clooney? [Bohomoth]
Dolly Parton has a new video and it’s boss [PopBytes]
Prince Harry‘s ex-girlfriend is an actress now [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Chloe Bennet has a case of cameltoe [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Adam McKay has dropped out of ‘Ant-Man’ discussions [Starpulse]
The whole Kasey Casem case is getting a lot weirder [The Blemish]
Nice boobs as per usual, Kelly Brook [Celebslam]
Alessandra Ambrosio had a busy weekend being beautiful [Moe Jackson]
Aw, little Zac Efron was adorable! [Socialite Life]
What exactly is happening with Chanel Iman? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Lena Dunham and BJ Novak are good friends [I'm Not Obsessed]
‘Maleficent’ and Angelina Jolie are a hit at the box office [Celebitchy]
June 2, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
This is a day of celebration/mourning depending on who you are (his mother/the world), because Chris Brown is out of jail! He was recently sentenced to another four months behind bars, where he’s been since March, but he’s out early for time served, of course.
Here’s the scoop from TMZ:
Despite being sentenced on May 9 to 131 days in jail, Brown was sprung around midnight after serving 108 days.
Breezy was actually sentenced to a year behind bars, but got credit for 116 days he spent in rehab, and another 59 days behind bars.
Brown was thrown back behind bars because a judge ruled that Brown had violated his probation in the Rihanna case. He could have been sentenced to as much as four years.
Brown still has his D.C. assault trial looming. That should begin in the next few months.
Well, unfortunately I think the glory days are over – he won’t be sent back to prison after the assault case, I don’t think (though that would be a dream come true) and he can go back to terrorizing the masses. Of course, given Brown’s history, it’s only a matter of time until he fucks up again.
June 2, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
Justin Bieber pissed off the wrong person this time, and they decided to leak some pretty awful footage of him telling a racist joke, complete with repetitions of “the N-word”, which he thought was just hilarious at the time. The clip is from roughly 3-4 years ago (he says 5, but that’s just him trying to buy himself a bit more sympathy, I think), and it’s pretty damning. You could say he’s showing his… true colours (that one’s for you, Mister J!) – but hey, that’s not really him. He’s not racist – he has loads of black friends!
Because there’s no way he could really get away with this bullshit without comment, Justin has put out an apology that’s super heartfelt and not at all written by someone on his management team. That’s sarcasm, by the way. There’s no way he wrote this himself or had any hand in it – it’s definitely just a piece of damage control. Sorry, not buying it!
June 2, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
Lindsay Lohan has raised enough hell on both coasts of the United States – from Los Angeles to New York, she’s destroyed everything in her path. Now she plans to bring that same… er, joie de vivre (?) to London as she’s planning to buy property there with all of her no money.
From The Sun (via Radar Online):
“Lindsay’s really enjoying being in the U.K. and has told her pals that she’s staying here for good,” an insider says of the six-time rehab alum, who was also recently spotted clubbing at the Cannes Film Festival in France.
The OWN reality star, 27, has reportedly already begun looking for a London home, and is telling pals she thinks a move could revive her flat-lined acting career.
“Lindsay has also started investigating getting acting work in London,” the source says.
Okay, I hate to point out the obvious here, but how in the hell is Lindsay going to pay for a house in London? She couldn’t even pay for one in New York – Oprah bankrolled her apartment in SoHo, so she’s got no chance. Yet another pipe dream, just like the whole “reviving her acting career” thing.
I’m sure some of her partying friends will put her up on their couches for a while, but let’s be honest – this is never going to happen, and if it does, it’s pretty much guaranteed that she’s completely flushed her life down the shitter. She’s already back to her drugging and drinking, so it’s all downhill from here.
June 1, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Charlize Theron and Sean Penn have been hot and heavy for a while now – what, like a year or more? – and that means there’s one thing we all MUST know: Will they tie the knot? Sure, Charlize is pretty stoked on remaining officially single (read: unmarried), but according to some people, she can’t wait to walk down the aisle with Sean ASAP.
From US Weekly:
A proposal may be in the works! Charlize Theron and boyfriend Sean Penn are ready to wed, a source reveals to Us Weekly. The couple, who’ve been dating for eight months, are already talking about children, too.
“They absolutely want to get married,” a Penn confidant tells Us. Another adds: “They want to grow their family.”
Well, that’s… interesting. I’m going to call complete bullshit on this, especially considering how recently Charlize pointed out how happy she is WITHOUT being married. That doesn’t mean her relationship with Sean isn’t strong, it just means she doesn’t feel the need to have a piece of paper to say it.
Then again, who knows – maybe she’ll change her mind and they will get married. Life is weird that way.