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Michael Jackson threatened his maids with “doo-doo snowballs”

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I said it the other day and I’ll say it again: can Michael Jackson not just rest in peace? In addition to the seemingly endless allegations of sexual molestation popping up against him, now his former maids are hard up for cash and selling their “stories” about Michael’s alleged filth and lack of hygiene to the New York Post, of all God-forsaken papers.

According to the former maids, Michael used to piss on the floor, track animal shit in the house and was basically just a disgusting human being.

Neverland’s manicured lawns and fairy-tale facade masked a house of horrors and madness, five of Michael Jackson’s maids revealed to The Post.

“Michael sometimes ran around where the animals were, and he’d track .?.?. poop throughout the house and think nothing of it,” Maid No.?1 recalled. “Then, if you said something, he’d threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.”

When Oprah Winfrey visited the Los Olivos, Calif., ranch for an interview in 1993, it was pristine. Floors were waxed, walls scrubbed and windows power-washed.

It was after she, guest Elizabeth Taylor and TV crews left the next morning that the real Jacko appeared.

“He literally peed on the floor of the entryway, right where you saw Oprah walk in. It was surreal. He just stood there, unzipped his trousers and watered the floor,” Maid No. 2 said.

I dunno, I just can’t see it. He threatened to make “doo-doo snowballs”? I mean… LOL and all, but WHAT?

The maids also claimed that his bedroom reeked and that he hated them changing his bedding so they’d have to sneak in there to do it. They also said that he was a “depraved drug addict” who always babbled unintelligently and used to piss himself regularly.

Maid No. 2 said only Jacko’s main closet, which held his trademark black tuxedo pants, loafers and sequined jackets was kept immaculate.

The most scurrilous item Jacko held onto?

“I’d say there were two,” recalled Maid No. 2, who worked at Neverland from 1994 to 1996. “A soiled baby’s diaper, and a pair of Fruit of the Loom that was obviously worn by someone who was either a teen or an early-age adult.”

He also kept a dart board in the foyer of his bedroom with pictures of DreamWorks founders Steven Spielberg, David Geffen and Jeffrey Katzenberg — who he believed had stolen his idea for the studio and even its boy-on-the-moon logo.

“Any of the children he played with who hit the bull’s-eye would get extra ice cream or anything else they wanted,” said Maid No. 3, who worked from 1996 to 1999. “He hated those guys with a passion. He was surprisingly very anti-Semitic. He’d lead some of the kids in chants: ‘Kill the bastards,’ and ‘Kill the bloodsuckers.’?”

I just… don’t have words for this. There are some sick people out there, yes, but I feel like it’s the maids here that were the real sickos.

Do you think any of this is true, or just more people trying to exploit a dead man?

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The Daily Links

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Taylor Swift does a really great job in ‘The Giver’ [I'm Not Obsessed]

Nikki Reed goes for a run and puts on a good show [Celebslam]

Let’s not forget how sexy Charlie Hunnam really is [Lainey Gossip]

Amy Willerton got topless on a yacht [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

What do we think of sex in the shower? Yes or no? [Romance Beat]

Jeremy Renner had the best Twitter pic last week [Socialite Life]

January Jones is doing lingerie shoots now [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Ariana Grande and Bella Thorne looked amazing at the Teen Choice Awards [Moe Jackson]

Megan Fox has been defending Shia LaBeouf [ICYDK]

Damn, Angela Bassett is looking incredible! [The Frisky]

Here are the people behind your favourite cartoon characters [theBERRY]

Does James McAvoy need to get a bit scruffier? [Celebitchy]

Paris Hilton might actually be a good DJ [TooFab]

Kanye West‘s video for ‘Robocop’ leaked [The Blemish]

Miley Cyrus wore a see-through dress, of course [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Maria Menounos is really sexy, in case you forgot [Celebslam]

What’s going on with Prince Harry‘s new girlfriend? [Lainey Gossip]

Olivia Newton John gets her own Sandy wax figure [I'm Not Obsessed]

Is America ready for a shirtless Mark Wright? [Socialite Life]

Here’s why Kate Upton won’t ever get naked [ICYDK]

Here are your Top 3 supermodel Instagrams this week [Moe Jackson]

The greatest celebrity orgy scenes [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Let’s go behind-the-scenes of our favourite TV shows and movies [theBERRY]

Channing Tatum runs wild and strips down with Bear Grylls [The Frisky]

Still looking good there, Ashley Benson [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Things are getting spiteful between Rita Ora and Calvin Harris [Celebitchy]

Right then, what’s happening on True Blood? [Romance Beat]

Brooke Burke goes topless and flashes ass [TooFab]

Tony Stewart hits and kills another driver [The Blemish]

Miley Cyrus squats in the woods for a shit

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Well, I can’t particularly say I’m surprised that Miley Cyrus would post a photo of herself, pants down and squatting to take a shit in a pile of leaves, on her Instagram page. Do we really expect more from Miley? Are we actually shocked? Not particularly. There are certain things we just don’t need – or want – to see, but Miley seems obsessed with showing us anyway.

I’m not sure what purpose posting a photo of yourself copping a squat actually serves, but then I’d have to ask that about pretty much everything she posts. If this is for shock value, or to prove just how much she ~don’t curr~ then, well, it’s still not okay. Really, really not interested in seeing Miley Cyrus use the toilet, thanks.

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Who won at the Teen Choice Awards?

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Last night was the awards show that no one cares about, the Teen Choice Awards. It’s crazy because half the winners are people, shows or songs I’ve never even heard of or had no idea kids liked, but life is funny that way, I suppose. The full list of winners is behind the cut, but a few spoilers for you: people REALLY love Shailene Woodley, it seems, as well as everything having to do with The Hunger Games. Also, people seem to love Iggy Azalea and I’m not sure why.

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Rihanna’s ‘W Magazine’ shoot is giving me serious ‘Disturbia’ vibes

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Rihanna has been keeping a semi- low profile lately, partying and chilling and doing whatever it is Rihanna does, but it’s about time for her to get back in the limelight. To celebrate such an occasion, she’s on the cover of W Magazine in a very ‘Disturbia’ era-esque shoot that I’m really loving. Of course, we could talk about the potential cultural appropriation here with the wolves and the warpaint and all, but from an artistic standpoint, I really like this.

Check out some more photos from the shoot below and bask in the glory that is Rihanna.

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Kim Kardashian is releasing a book of her selfies

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No one loves themselves quite as much as Kim Kardashian does, so it probably comes as no surprise that she’s releasing a book of some of the selfies she’s taken over the past year or two – and there are plenty to choose from.

From E! Online:

“It ended up turning out so cool that we came up with this idea to do a book—a selfie book,” Kim said during an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. “I’m going to make some, like, super-racy. I mean, every girl takes like full like pictures of their ass in the mirror.”

The $19.95 hardcover tome of 352 pages is set to be published by Rizzoli’s Universe imprint in April 2015.

Wait, so… every girl takes pictures of her ass in the mirror? When did this become a thing, because I certainly don’t – and I’m sure plenty of you guys don’t, right? Especially not when you’re “soooo fat” and desperate to lose weight? Of course, people will buy this shit anyway, despite the fact that you can get every last one of these and then some on her Instagram page for free.  Kim is a very shrewd businesswoman, clearly.

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