Why on earth anyone would ever want a piece of Eddie Cibrian is beyond me, but I suppose old habits die hard. We all know Brandi Glanville lost her damn mind after Eddie cheated on her/left her for LeAnn Rimes. She charged her vaginal rejuvination to his credit card, hit the plastic surgeon again, “wrote” a book and started spouting serious fuckery left and right on social media and to anyone else who would listen to her. It’s been… a journey (and LeAnn is no better, clearly).
Anyway, Brandi’s latest revelation is that Eddie apparently still wants her and that LeAnn is nothing more than a “backup plan”. Oh, girl, no – grow a clue and some dignity, because this is not a good look. Even if you want to indulge in some insanity in your private life to make yourself feel better about how things have turned out, you don’t put it on Twitter!
He's my EX- so do I really want him or am I ok with him telling Me how much he LUUUVS ME but is gonna chill with his "backupplan"#nothot
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) May 5, 2014
I’m not quite sure what’s going on, but someone needs to pop a tranquilizer and turn off the laptop for a while, I think.
May 11, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
I’m not really sure why Miley Cyrus is quite so desperate to prove to us that she’s not really Hannah Montana but a seasoned dick rider and “bad girl”, but it’s getting so old. I mean, it’s been old for a while, but we’re entering Lady Gaga territory here.
During her Bangerz tour stop in London on Friday night, Miley thought it would be all in good fun to simulate giving head on a giant inflatable penis before riding it and grinding on it, as I suppose one would do – not my thing, but to each her own. Nevermind that there were most likely kids in the audience (though yes, I know that’s more up to the parents) and that, you know, it’s classless and pretty trashy. She’d probably love to hear me say that, actually – so there ya go.
Look, I believe people should do whatever they want so long as they’re not hurting anyone else, yada yada, but this is just beyond a joke. She puts this shit out there for public consumption and thinks it makes her look… I don’t know – cool? Edgy? I can’t wait til she looks back 10-15 years from now and dies from embarrassment.
May 11, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
Kim Kardashian‘s elaborate wedding to Kanye West is coming up in less than two weeks, and what’s a girl to do when she’s about to shoot a televised ceremony for the E! network? Have a “surprise” bridal shower, of course!
From E! Online:
The E! star celebrated her upcoming nuptials at a surprise bridal shower thrown in her honor Saturday at The Peninsula hotel in Beverly Hills.
Mom Kris Jenner and sisters Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian organized the intimate gathering, which started at 10 a.m. and was attended by just a small group of family members and friends of the bride-to-be.
As she headed to the event, Kim looked stunning in a body-hugging, white dress complete with a pearl string halter strap, flashing her massive engagement sparkler as she placed her hands inside of the side pockets of her dress.
Following the shower, Kim posted several shots of herself posing in a photo booth with friends who attended the fete, including Larsa Pippen, Rachel Roy, Brittny Gastineau, Simone Harouche, Ciara, Leah Jenner and a few of Kanye’s family members.
Sounds like a great night? I don’t really know what people do at bridal showers, to be honest, since I’ve never been to one. Do people just bring you presents and you hang around talking?
Anyway, considering what Kim was wearing – bridal white – I’m sure this was totally an unexpected “surprise”. I can’t wait until this wedding is over so that we never have to hear about it again until they divorce.
May 11, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Nicki Minaj seems to have gotten out of her crazy Barbie phase and is now into a more understated look, which really suits her – she’s a gorgeous girl. One thing that hasn’t left her, however, is her urge to strip down wherever, whenever… like in a new series of ads for Moscato. In particular her own brand, Myx Fusions Moscato.
She looks fantastic!
May 10, 2014 at 4:30 pm by Jennifer
When you don’t even meet Courtney Love‘s standards, you know you’re in trouble, man. Such was the case for Russell Brand, who apparently tried to get with the rocker years back, only to be turned down because he was “too musky” for her liking. LOL, what?
From US Weekly:
“My favorite Russell Brand line was when we first were friends and he tried to hit on me and nothing ever happened,” the 49-year-old recalled on the British talk show.
The former Hole frontwoman continued: “He goes, ‘I’ve had a lot of grand conversations, darling, but none of them have ever ended in an orgasm. Can we go in your room?’”
Although crude, it wasn’t the pick up line that turned Love away. “He’s got some good lines,” Love said, [But] I said to Russell, ‘You’re too musky for me, man.’”
Kurt Cobain’s widow added: “He is a little musky. We did yoga together and the musk was there.”
I wonder if this was during Courtney’s super glam phase? Pretty hilarious either way. Were this about anyone other than Russell Brand, I’d probably put it down to Courtney being crazy, but this actually rings true to me!
May 10, 2014 at 2:30 pm by Jennifer
I don’t even know that this needs any introduction, but Courtney Stodden has a new web series called Courtney Naturally and it’s incredible. It’s her way of showing that she’s not some “dumb blonde” and is actually really endearing and I have to say, while I’m not sure she’s a world class scholar, the girl isn’t an idiot and even if she was, I think she’s really enjoyable.
Here’s what she told Fox News about the series: “I’m just being me,” she told us. “It’s an awesome opportunity to collaborate with World of Wonder [Productions] on ‘Courtney Naturally.’ Each ep [sic] is fun and outrageous [and] the best part is there is no filter.”
Check out a couple eps below – they’re hilarious (even when not intentionally so):