Zac Efron has had a tough go of things lately. He had to have his jaw wired shut after “slipping on a puddle” (read: coke binge) and even checked into rehab to deal with some personal issues. However, he’s now six months sober, apparently, and is doing really well as he promotes his new movie, That Awkward Moment, which people won’t fucking shut up about lately, it seems.
Appearing on the Today show to promote the film, Zac told everyone just how well he’s doing:
“I’m in the best place that I’ve ever been. I’ve never been this happy before.”
Well, what can anyone really say to that besides, y’know… good for him. I don’t know too much about his life and career as I’ve never been a fan, but it’s good to see someone spring back from a difficult time and do well for themselves. I don’t think anyone would argue with that.
January 22, 2014 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Well, looks like Britney Spears’ old boyfriend is doing well [The Superficial]
Jonah Hill is bitching about how little he got paid for ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’ [Amy Grindhouse]
George Clooney is filming a new movie, hurrah! [Lainey Gossip]
Brandi Glanville’s worried she might get kicked off ‘RHOBH’ [Celebitchy]
What’s Kate Bosworth been up to lately? [ICYDK]
Taylor Momsen got her ass out for her album cover [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Even owls can enjoy a little blowdrying [I'm Not Obsessed]
Lindsay Lohan at Sundance is a beautiful thing [IDLYITW]
This is what Kourtney Kardashian’s house looks like [theBERRY]
Karolina Kurkova vs. Adriana Lima: Who wore it better? [Moe Jackson]
Vanessa Hudgens is crazy sexy cool, apparently [Celebslam]
Miley Cyrus is about to get Unplugged, God help us all [Bohomoth]
Irina Shayk got her ass out for Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Olivia Wilde isn’t too famous to pick up dog shit [Popoholic]
This has to be the least helpful police sketch… [OMG Blog]
Justin Bieber gave another $75,000 to strippers [PopBytes]
What’s with Kylie Jenner’s new hairdo? [Fishwrapper]
Jennifer Lawrence will lose her shit if you tell her a spoiler [The Superficial]
Versailles doesn’t want Kim and Kanye to get married there [Amy Grindhouse]
Cristiano Ronaldo is getting all kinds of awards [Socialite Life]
Batman and Superman flinched a bit [Lainey Gossip]
Did Brad Pitt refuse Michael Fassbender’s role in ’12 Years a Slave’? [Celebitchy]
Oh Christ, Ron Jeremy did a version of ‘Wrecking Ball’ [IDLYITW]
I don’t know who Laura Bailey is, but she forgot a bra [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Eva Longoria has been out and about in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
January 22, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Katy Perry is hot – I don’t think anyone would really deny that, regardless of how they feel about her music (though I’m sure one of you will prove me wrong here). I’m a big fan – I love her music and I think she’s adorable and totally someone you’d want to be best friends with. I also think she’s pretty sexy, and her new shoot with GQ kinda proves my point.
In her cover story for the magazine, which is pretty geared towards men but has an untapped market in the lesbian audience, I’d say, Katy talks about how she used to wish for big boobs when she was younger – and by golly, she got them!
“I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’
“God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.”
LOL… oh, Katy. I don’t know that that’s something I’d reveal in a magazine interview (or any interview, really), but that’s sorta what I love about her – she doesn’t mind being goofy or seeming dorky – kinda like Jennifer Lawrence, but far less in-your-face.
She also got a little weird as she discussed her belief in aliens and astrology and… President Obama?
“I see everything through a spiritual lens. I believe in a lot of astrology. I believe in aliens. I look up into the stars and I imagine: ‘How self-important are we to think that we are the only life-form?’ I mean, if my relationship with Obama gets any better, I’m going to ask him that question. It just hasn’t been appropriate yet.
“I might have won Wisconsin for him. Actually, I didn’t do too much, but he called on me a couple of times. Which was very nice.”
Okay, we’ll just leave that one alone and concentrate on the hotness…
January 22, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
It’s no surprise that Justin Bieber grew up and turned into a total dickhead. Fame at a young age + teen girls making you feel like you’re the second coming of Christ + endless money + being surrounded by enablers is a sure recipe for utter fuckery as time goes on. Justin really has taken it to the next level in recent years, however, and is now apparently a Xanax and Sizzurp addict with a penchant for sending his ex, Selena Gomez, dick pics and claiming he’s the reason behind her fame (despite the fact that she was famous from her stint on the Disney Channel long before they met).
Radar Online somehow got a hold of texts which may or may not be real but I’m leaning towards REAL. In the texts, Selena implores Justin to go to rehab and condemns him for letting Lil Za take the heat for his drug issues. Justin retaliates by sending pics of his dick twice and taking a note from Robin Thicke’s book by insisting that she knows she wants it. When Selena turns him down, he gets nasty and talks to her like she’s a piece of trash. Ah, young love.
Check out the rest of the texts behind the cut… (more…)
January 22, 2014 at 6:30 am by Jennifer
Whoopdi-fuckin-do and all, but it turns out that Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson – the stars of the forthcoming big screen shitshow that will be the 50 Shades of Grey movie – have found “chemistry” together, both on AND off screen. Don’t get any freaky ideas into your head – Jamie is a family guy and I don’t think anyone cares what Dakota does with her life, but they’re just “hot” together.
From E! Online:
The highly anticipated film’s producer, Michael De Luca, spoke with E! News about how filming is going at the Producers Guild Awards over the weekend in Los Angeles.
“It’s hot,” he said of Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan’s chemistry throughout shooting. “I think we are a little more than halfway through but it’s going really good. I’m excited!”
So how are the future Mr. Grey and Anastasia Steele getting along with one another when the cameras aren’t rolling?
“The chemistry is there, they genuinely like each other,” De Luca revealed to us. “They’re enjoying the story, the story is so powerful.”
LOL, the story is so powerful? Dear God, please help the idiots who believe that to be a true statement. Powerfully awful? Powerfully boring and stereotypical? Powerfully geared towards bored housewives? Ah right, I guess that’s what they must’ve meant.
January 21, 2014 at 5:30 pm by Jennifer
I called this last time the topic of a Spice Girls 20th anniversary reunion was on the table: Victoria Beckham wouldn’t do it. She’s too far up her own ass and takes herself far too seriously to ever do it, unfortunately. Indeed, she’s proven me right in a new interview with Vanity Fair (via the Daily Mail), insisting that the past is the past and she’s got zero interest in it:
“I won’t ever do it again. Doing the Olympics was an incredible honor. I was so proud to do it, proud to be British. That was a perfect time to say, ‘That’s great. Thank you to everybody, but no more. Sometimes you’ve got to know when it’s time to leave the party.”
“The Spice Girls were successful because we celebrated women. That’s why I do what I do today.”
Look, I get that the Spice Girls are old news at this point. They’ve been out of the spotlight and disbanded for over a decade, so it makes sense that they’ll each have moved on with their lives. However, Victoria Beckham’s life wouldn’t be what it is today without that group. It literally made her entire career. No one’s saying you need to do a full-on tour or anything like that, but why not indulge the fans – and even yourselves, to remind you of where you got your start – just for fun once every 20 years? Because it undermines your “serious” fashion career now? Give me a break.
In any case, I don’t think anyone will be all that surprised to read this. It’s not like she seemed all that thrilled to be performing at the Olympics, either: