Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Swift Will Quit Music Once She Has Kids With Calvin Harris

taylor swift calvin harris I would hope we're getting a little ahead of the game here when it comes to the status of Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris' relationship. They shouldn't be talking about marriage or kids or anything of the sort at the moment, especially considering they've known each other mere months and all. Then again, this is Taylor Swift we're talking about here, and she bought a house in the same town as an ex-boyfriend weeks into their relationship, so I guess anything could happen. We recently heard that she thinks pren...

Lamar Odom Claims He Never Attacked Khloe Kardashian, Despite Being Caught On Film

lamar odom Earlier this week, Khloe Kardashian was just trying to go to SoulCycle to get her workout on, when who should pop up out of nowhere at 6:30am than her soon-to-be ex-husband, Lamar Odom? Khloe seemed shaken by the whole encounter and was heard telling him to get off her/leave her alone before she hopped into her car and got out of there. The whole thing was caught on camera, as well, but Lamar says it's bullshit and that Khloe is just trying to make him look bad, despite the fact that she literally did nothing at ...

Ben Affleck Wants To ‘Avoid The Circus’ Surrounding His Affair With The Nanny

ben affleck Christina Ouzounian has been sitting pretty for a while now, but particularly since news of her affair with Ben Affleck - infidelity which is said to have played a large part in his divorce from Jennifer Garner - went public. First he holed her up in the extremely pricey Hotel Bel-Air for a while to avoid the press, and now it seems like he's bought her a brand new Lexus convertible, which I think we can all agree is hardly the type of car you can afford on a nanny's salary. Here's the car in qu...

Miley Cyrus Says ‘Hannah Montana’ Gave Her Body Dysmorphia

miley cyrus Hollywood is a difficult place for anyone, but child actors rarely fare well. Growing up in the spotlight is rough as hell, especially for girls, whose standards of beauty and body ideals are modeled within this completely unrealistic and inappropriate environment. It's a miracle, really, that Miley Cyrus has made it through those years relatively unscathed, though she's finally opened up about her experience on the Disney Channel, claiming that her time on Hannah Montana gave her body dysmorphia. I believe it! In the September i...

It’s Official: Donald Trump Fired From ‘Celebrity Apprentice’

donald trump This is a rather delicious story, I think you'll have to admit. Donald Trump is an absolute tyrant who, somehow, has managed to gain some kind of stronghold in the Republican party and will likely get their nomination in the upcoming presidential election, showing just how slim the pickins really are. He's a hateful, vile human being that treats women and people of colour like shit, among other things, and more and more (normal) people are starting to notice. To that end, Trump has officially been...

Jennifer Aniston Didn’t Invite Her “Friends” To Her Wedding

jennifer aniston justin theroux Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux finally tied the knot earlier this month, but there were a few of Jen's "friends" missing from the festivities. Lisa Kudrow and Courteney Cox were on hand to celebrate the union of Ross & Rachel Jen & Justin, but Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry's invites must've gotten lost in the mail. But don't worry, they're not holding a grudge - they're just happy Jen's happy. From The Telegraph: Speaking to reporters, Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc both conf...

LeAnn Rimes Takes 40 Pills A Day & Spray Tans At Home

leann rimes Guys, I am truly ashamed that it's been, like, eight months since we've done a LeAnn Rimes story, and the last time we talked about her, it was just to say that her god-awful reality series with Eddie Cibrian had been canceled, as we all knew would happen even before it premiered. LeAnn used to be a fixture here on EB, but she does so little with her life that even now, all this time later, the "story" is about how she's a pill-popping, tan-loving freak and she loves it. Slim pickins, but sometimes we have to take what we can get. From Into The Gloss: I’...