i saw that too lolz and everybody’s talking about fucking her! she could be totting around herpes like luggage…eww! I mean I know they had to see that huge ass bump there!
apparently you guy haven’t been around women enough to know a tampon string when you see one. but if it’s not the she needs a fuckin doctor like fast, cause there is something foul south of the border
Not Goo or Juice- it’s the same colour and texture as her skin a der!! From a female’s perspective and given I own my own lovely kitty it’s an extra bit of flappy skin…….o.0
well i dont happen to have a lovely kitty but my dick is pretty nice if I do say so myself lol , but ive never seen anything like that if its a bump the hang time is just crazy
Looks like she’s got cum dripping…=/ Kinda gross but my guess is she got some didn’t wanna put those dirty blue undies back on so she went free ballin. Can’t know someone for gettin laid.
OMG you people are all wrong.
She was wringing out he panties on her kitty so it would only look like someone cummed up her south patch.
No one ( clean) would go anywhere near her. That is why she needs to stock people.
Give her some mouth meat and call it a day.
San Francisco Ca. Nessie, 35, recently joined online dating service Lavalife, placing an ad with the headline “Seeking Gorgeous, Hard-Bodied Female” although Nessie himself is an overweight, unappealing man.
“I’m looking for the finest things in life, and that extends to my love of women,” reads the ad posted late Friday by Nessie, who weighs 290 pounds and works as an assistant manager at Hero’s Realm, a local comic-book retailer. “If you have love handles, a paunch or a gut, I’m probably not the guy for you. Appearance means a great deal to me. If you don’t have a healthy, attractive appearance, including FASHION SENSE, then how can I ask you to take care of me?”
Nessie posted the ad from his bachelor apartment while wearing a stained Green Lantern T-Shirt and track pants.
“Hey, can you blame me for wanting the best?” Nessie said while cleaning his ears with a pen from behind the Hero’s Realm cash register. “The world is full of mediocre-looking women. Why shouldn’t I want the best for myself? After all, it’s not like I don’t have a lot to offer.”
Other than his $6.50-an-hour job, Nessie can also look forward to chauffeuring his new love around town in a 1986 Ford Escort that he dubs the Love Machine although he has never indulged in sexual activity in it with a partner.
Elsewhere in the ad, Nessie wrote, “I take care of myself, and I expect nothing different from my soul mate,” although he has a bottle of medicated cream prescribed for a noticeable skin condition that he seems to use solely for masturbatory purposes.
Nessie expressed the most pride in the final line of his ad, which he said took him “hours” to compose: “Please, I can’t stress this enough — no fatties.” He told the Probe that this embodies his philosophy perfectly. “Fat chicks are a real turnoff to me,” he said through a mouthful of Mars bar. “You have to draw the line somewhere. Besides, I like the waif look.”
“I figure it’s only a matter of time before the right girl sees my ad,” Nessie told coworkers.
i’D STILL HIT THAT SHIT YO!! Straight up! If I had the chance to bang lindsay lohan I would definately do her good! I’d haver her calling me herbie the love god
ew pussy
but id like to cum it baby ROFLMAO
M’kay… 1 – 2 – 3… ready?
That’s just a genital Wart.
Boom Baby~
* Ike was here *
. . .M’kay… 1 – 2 – 3… ready?
That’s just a genital Wart.
Boom Baby~
* Ike was here *
Are those her panties that she’s holding?
Omg her bag is like so hot I wud cum all over it
Yum pussy……if that pussy was with me right now…..I can’t even explain what I wud do……
Lindsay Lohan vagina show
ewwwww dude thats discusting
. . .M’kay… 1 – 2 – 3… ready?
That’s just a genital Wart.
Boom Baby~
* Ike was here *
yuhuh
Why does it look like there’s something dripping out of it? GAG!
Dood, that’s not something dripping, that’s just a GENITAL WART. M’Kay?
*Ugh – *Ack !
you kidding me guys u can clearly see that big ass bump like wtf is that
i saw that too lolz and everybody’s talking about fucking her! she could be totting around herpes like luggage…eww! I mean I know they had to see that huge ass bump there!
i think that is a tampon string
That is the nastiest lookin pussy shot i have ever seen, WTF is wron g with her snatch? LMAO
Hey she is wet!!!!!!!!!! If u look close enough you can see a drip of goo
omfg lol “a drip of goo” i caught that as well. hahahahahaha gross!
You guys are fricken hilarious!! LMAO “GAG” and “goo” LOL
Dont think its goo…….is it?
um….is that a wart? not on the bottom part of her vag but mid top. it sure looks like it….
apparently you guy haven’t been around women enough to know a tampon string when you see one. but if it’s not the she needs a fuckin doctor like fast, cause there is something foul south of the border
Not Goo or Juice- it’s the same colour and texture as her skin a der!! From a female’s perspective and given I own my own lovely kitty it’s an extra bit of flappy skin…….o.0
well i dont happen to have a lovely kitty but my dick is pretty nice if I do say so myself lol , but ive never seen anything like that if its a bump the hang time is just crazy
shehas somthing wrong with her pussy…….I hate her!
fuk
She has vagina juice running down her pussy look at it!
i’d still fuck her
i would love to lick that pussy
I was hating myself for even clicking this link, but that “drop of goo” comment made me laugh so hard that I’m totally over it.
Ashley let’s chat
You there girl?
it looks like she has moles on her pussy nasty or is that herpes
Well I guess I could still fuk her in the ass
what the bloodclott is up with that flabby pussy? still… I would…
wow it look like there is come leaking from it if you look close
looks like a 3rd ear
It looks kinda like a slice Christmas ham someone violated
paparazzis are geniuses
EWWW!!!!!!!! Something is dripping out of it!!! :O
HAH its cute! But my Puussy cat look WAY betta than tht!
I can be the judge of that ;)
Looks like she’s got cum dripping…=/ Kinda gross but my guess is she got some didn’t wanna put those dirty blue undies back on so she went free ballin. Can’t know someone for gettin laid.
dude, that is a muffed up muff :L
looks like there’s alredy cum on her pussi
eeew lmao. these comments r histarical.
is she cumming or getting happy
haha funny comments .. nasty pussy ;)
Idk about you guys but I love thick pussy.. And she’s got what I like.. Yummy
When I go to look up nude celebs, I look up her.. She’s got nice tits nice thick pussy and loves to show it off.. Love it
SO YOUNG,SO MANY MILES. Maybe she should stop spending so much money on rehab and invest in A coochie lift!
omfg she was fuking in the damn limo! see the arm next to her, she is sooo cumming
thats her hairy fucking arm
OMG you people are all wrong.
She was wringing out he panties on her kitty so it would only look like someone cummed up her south patch.
No one ( clean) would go anywhere near her. That is why she needs to stock people.
Give her some mouth meat and call it a day.
(Bark Bark Bark)
She Has C-R-A-B-S!!
Damn lindsay I used to wouldnt mind fuckin but ya pussy been threw hell ,its livin on the edge.
LMFAO XD
These are the best comments EVA
Man i would so go to work on dat pussy
that is a goowy tampoon string nasty she’is rank
wats with the genni wart at the bottom
Obese, Ugly Single Man Not Seeking Same
San Francisco Ca. Nessie, 35, recently joined online dating service Lavalife, placing an ad with the headline “Seeking Gorgeous, Hard-Bodied Female” although Nessie himself is an overweight, unappealing man.
“I’m looking for the finest things in life, and that extends to my love of women,” reads the ad posted late Friday by Nessie, who weighs 290 pounds and works as an assistant manager at Hero’s Realm, a local comic-book retailer. “If you have love handles, a paunch or a gut, I’m probably not the guy for you. Appearance means a great deal to me. If you don’t have a healthy, attractive appearance, including FASHION SENSE, then how can I ask you to take care of me?”
Nessie posted the ad from his bachelor apartment while wearing a stained Green Lantern T-Shirt and track pants.
“Hey, can you blame me for wanting the best?” Nessie said while cleaning his ears with a pen from behind the Hero’s Realm cash register. “The world is full of mediocre-looking women. Why shouldn’t I want the best for myself? After all, it’s not like I don’t have a lot to offer.”
Other than his $6.50-an-hour job, Nessie can also look forward to chauffeuring his new love around town in a 1986 Ford Escort that he dubs the Love Machine although he has never indulged in sexual activity in it with a partner.
Elsewhere in the ad, Nessie wrote, “I take care of myself, and I expect nothing different from my soul mate,” although he has a bottle of medicated cream prescribed for a noticeable skin condition that he seems to use solely for masturbatory purposes.
Nessie expressed the most pride in the final line of his ad, which he said took him “hours” to compose: “Please, I can’t stress this enough — no fatties.” He told the Probe that this embodies his philosophy perfectly. “Fat chicks are a real turnoff to me,” he said through a mouthful of Mars bar. “You have to draw the line somewhere. Besides, I like the waif look.”
“I figure it’s only a matter of time before the right girl sees my ad,” Nessie told coworkers.
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ewwww there is something dripping from it
Call me crazy but, it looks like it’s covered in dried up female saliva????
shyeeet!
her pussyz nastyy!
i’D STILL HIT THAT SHIT YO!! Straight up! If I had the chance to bang lindsay lohan I would definately do her good! I’d haver her calling me herbie the love god
it looks like liquid coming out SEXY
eww it looks like it’s oozing STD’s.
poo
why is she holding a dildo
your fuckin retarded if you think thats a dildo.
thaz her underwear
that is not a dildo retard!!!!
datz cum ozzin out her pussy, n those r panties n her hand.. dude w the watch n the backround got’em some
ho the hells hand id that
thats my cum up her
looks like a blue waffle….
i slamed lindseys fresh young pussy while she wasnt as loose as a trashbag