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Zoe Kravitz

Getting Down with Zoe Kravitz

Drink and cell phone in hand, Zoe “My Favorite” Kravitz danced the night away at a Sundance after-party, cuddling up to the likes of Wyclef Jean, Benjamin Bratt, Woody Harrelson and Ben Foster, all of whom are totally her peers if you divide their ages in half. I just adore her.

Linda Hogan Takes Break From Swiss Miss Cocoa Gig to Appear at Sundance

This image was the first thing my eyes focused on after rolling out of bed this morning.  If you applied for the weekend writing gig here at Evil Beet, you need to be aware of the occupational hazards.  It’s all fun and games until Linda Hogan has her support hose and pigtails on.  As if I wasn’t embarrassed enoughfor Linda ...

Oh. Sweet. Jesus.

Riley Keough and Zoe Kravitz in the same photograph. Excuse me while I orgasm. This is my angry-hipster-celebuspawn heaven. Can’t you just taste the ennui? The unearned sense of worldly injustice? The exhaustion with it all? Tell me it doesn’t get you off. Just a little bit. At the aptly-named mtvU Woodie Awards in NYC.

Zoe Kravitz Works the Red Carpet

I totally ::heart:: this celebuspawn. She’s got “fierce” down to a fine science. Here’s Zoe on the red carpet for the MoMa film benefit gala honoring Baz Luhrmann in NYC. Also there: Jessica Biel, Joy Bryant, Anna Wintour, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Donald, Melania and Ivanka Trump, Rachel Weisz and Eva Amurri.