I mean, OK, the answer is probably no. No, Zac Efron is probably not dating Rumer Willis. But that won’t stop the tabloids from wondering!

Pop2it has assembled this helpful list of places the are-they-or-aren’t-they pair has been spotted together:

- Zac accompanied Rumer (and the Willis family, sans Demi) on an ISLAND ADVENTURE in December 2010

- In July, Rumer, Zac, and friends watched helplessly as pal Ryan Rottman was arrested for a DUI (nice “Stay Reckless” T-shirt, cargo-shorts guy)

- Also in July: In Touch reported that Zac finally met Demi and “brought [her] flowers”

- Last month, Zac and Rumer went clubbing with the aforementioned Ryan Rottman, but Zac left before Rumer did (I sure hope they all took cabs)

- They’ve been hanging out this month, too

Let me just also add that Rumer was rocking a bandage dress way back in 2008.

The truth? The truth is, I want this to be true so hard. Wouldn’t that be the best ever?

(Image via CercaIN.)

Does this excite you, or fill you with a dread knowing that there’s going to be a sort of Valentine’s Day redux? To be fair, I haven’t even seen Valentine’s Day, but New Year’s Eve doesn’t look all that awful. … Not that I’m willing to give Taylor Swift a chance or anything.

What next, Groundhog Day?

… Oh, wait.

Looks like Valentine’s Day is really trying to out-do itself with this cast of characters. Are you ready? Let’s try … Zac Efron, Lea Michele, Ashton Kutcher, Michelle Pfeiffer, Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, Seth Meyers, Robert De Niro, Hilary Swank, Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Jon Bon Jovi, Sarah Jessica Parker and Abigail Breslin, and LUDACRIS. I mean, take that and combine it with the cast of VD and you’ve got practically the best actors and actresses in Hollywood, with the notable exception of George Clooney or Brad Pitt or something. It’s like the cheesy, sappy version of the Oceans movies.

The movie hits theaters December 9th. Is it on your to-do list?

Sandra Lee, M.D. has cracked the medical mystery of those tiny dark spots on Zac Efron’s effortlessly hairless unicorn chest: they’re supernumerary nipples, maybe! Surprise! The Californian dermatologist sent out a press release detailing her diagnosis.

I love that Zac Efron is probably finding out about his own third and fourth nipples along with the rest of us. Maybe Dr. Sandra stays up all night excitedly clicking through beach photos on Wireimage, looking for errantly-nippled celebrities so she can “out” them. Like one of those Lifetime movies where the hero is frantically searching the Internet for public-domain evidence, and the ominous music swells as she thinks, “Aha! Oh, no! I knew it! FOUR NIPPLES.”

Yesterday, a representative for Zac Efron denied that Zac has four nipples, but we know the truth.

Other celebrities with extra nipples: Marky Mark, Tilda Swinton, John Edwards (four! Four for John!), Bill Paxton (but we were all too distracted by his butt to notice), and of course, Lily Allen. Oh: Carrie Underwood had hers removed.

LOL Nah, dude - Zac Efron only goes for hot, head-giving Victoria’s Secret-esque chicks now that he’s through with Vanessa Hudgens’ beat-ass vadge.

Zac Efron was photographed with his less famous former co-star Ashley Tisdale during girlfriend’s 26th party this past weekend, and aside from the photo as evidence, we have Ashley’s too-excited Tweet for backup:

“So happy zacary made it to my party! He’s my brother/best friend!”

Any by “brother/best friend,” I’m assuming she means that her agent paid him at least a day-and-a-half’s salary for him to make an appearance at her birthday bash, you know?

Happy belated, Ashley! Hope all your dreams come true, girl!

Guess that just blows those gay rumors to hell, unless he was pretending she was Owen Wilson or something in the process, huh?

Supposedly, Zac Efron was spotted with a lanky blonde earlier in the week, and according to sources at The Blemish, there was some serious oral action going on, too:

They were introduced by a mutual friend. They started talking and drinking and then a few hours later, once he had wined and dined her at the nightclub, they went into a VIP room and she started, how can I put this, orally servicing him in front of quite a few male and female friends. They then left the club and went to her house and continued their escapade.

So, in short, this Victoria’s Secret model takes positively no issue with getting on her knees in public. In front of people, who may or may not be strangers to her. OK. I’m not saying that blowing a dude should be demeaning to a chick, or that it’s just for ugly girls like Paris Hilton thinks (isn’t that a hoot?) because I’m pretty partial to oral myself, but I’d be damned if I were to be caught on my knees in front of a dude in some shitty-ass club, that’s for sure.

Think it could be true?

People Magazine is reporting that the two were seen at a club opening over the weekend and had their mits all over each other:

The pair, who announced their split in December, appeared to be more than friends at Friday evening’s SHG’s Eden Hollywood opening, where they were “constantly touching and kissing each other,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE.

After arriving with pal Brittany Snow around midnight, the actors quickly took to the dance floor. “Vanessa was bopping around with her arms up while Zac had his hands all over her,” the source says. “Vanessa had a smile on from ear to ear and the two were inseparable after that.”

Eventually heading towards a table, the couple proceeded to get cozy – and stay that way for the rest of the evening.

The source also reported that Zac was “sitting between her legs,” whatever the fuck that means.

So yeah, I would guess that these two are back to boning each other for old times sake. It makes sense considering they likely haven’t had too many partners outside of each other and were together for years. It’s been three weeks or so. They’re probably just horny and working through some stuff. I get it.

Can’t help but wonder if the rumors of Zac moving on to a new lady kinda got to Ol’ Vaness.

Zac Efron, fresh from a breakup with long-term girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens, is clearly on the prowl. According to sources, the budding actor was seen – and photographed, though I’ve yet to see the proof – getting chummy with the daughter of a famous family.

The girl in question – and her family – were vacationing at Parrot Island, the very same Caribbean resort that Zac was staying at. Eyewitnesses say that the two hit it off and were inseparable all weekend.

Take your guesses and jump in – then weigh in on the comments: is this going to be the next big thing?

Yup. The ‘Rumer’ (haha see what I did there pretty crafty huh) on the street says that it’s Rumer Willis – what say you about that?

So, this is kind of a big deal: Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are dunzo. Split. E! News has all but confirmed it with their rep.

From E!:

The two, who started dating when they were just teenagers costarring in the hit High School Musical franchise, recently called it quits.

“It’s nothing dramatic,” one source said. “There’s no third party involved.”

Says another source, “They were together for so long. It just ran its course.”

With Zac being 23 and Vanessa being 22, a split after all of these years makes perfect sense. Thank goodness the two weren’t married a few years back when Vanessa’s mom was supposedly putting the heat on Zac to propose, right?

And speaking of Vanessa Hudgens, what’s her deal? Her IMDB says she has two movies coming out in 2011, but we really haven’t seen too much of her outside of a Robot Chicken appearance and the High School Musical movies, which I have never seen. Does she suck at acting or something? Did those nudie pics from back in the day really mess up her career? I thought just a few years ago everyone was talking about what a promising young talent she was.

According to InStyle magazine, Twilight stars and real-life couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart know their up-to-the-minute fashion.

The couple was voted to be this season’s ‘Most Stylish Couple,’ followed closely by the likes of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick:

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis:

and Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher:

Other honorable mentions in the top ten included Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony:

and Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens:

All I’m gonna say is that if Kristen Stewart’s ratty black Converse sneakers and band t-shirts come back into vogue, I’m crawling back to the eighties where Flock of Seagulls hair and Cyndi Lauper makeup was appropriate, ’cause man … that’s just BS.

My personal favorite couple would have to be Jon and Kate Gosselin. And yeah, yeah, I know that they’re no longer together, but come on … their style? Just totally transcends any petty relationship squabbles.

The “couple” is vacationing in Hawaii together and were snapped playing around on the beach yesterday.

Hey, Zac. Nice hat. Did your boyfriend pick that out for ya?

In a recent interview with Details, Zac Efron spoke on the topics of poison oak, Shia LaBeouf, Tom Cruise, and more. Here are some of the more charming excerpts:

On his current situation with poison oak: “I went backpacking over Memorial Day weekend and I just got the worst poison oak, bro,” he says. “It was my first time getting it. Dude, it’s, like, everywhere. Everywhere. I can’t even begin to show you, ’cause you’ll get so grossed out. I look like a zombie from Dawn of the Dead.”

On being told not to smile so much for his role in Hairspray: “It’s not how I am,” Efron says. “Even in my audition I was smiling and happy. Not cool.”

On Shia LaBeouf’s “I don’t give a fuck” personality:  ”I’m so jealous of that,” Efron says of LaBeouf, whom he doesn’t know personally. “Yeah, that’s awesome to not give a shit. And Shia still pulls it off. That’s so cool. It’s just awesome. It just comes easy to some people.”

On Tom Cruise, who invited him over to his house for motorcycle lessons: “I get the feeling that he works really, really hard. It didn’t come from swagger with him. It came from dedication, hard work. You see it in the way he physicalizes everything. You watch The Last Samurai and that’s him! He’s really doing that.” I ask Efron why he supposes Cruise bothered reaching out to him. “I don’t know,” he says. “I don’t even want to know. It’s just so cool that he gave a shit, the fact that he cared at all. No one else did that.”

On running water over his poison oak wounds: “Oh…my…God,” Efron says with a gasp. “It’s like the best…orgasm…ever! And I just keep coming!”

When asked why he’s dating Vanessa Hudgens instead of taking advantage of his fame and “bathing in pussy”: “Bathe in pussy?” he repeats. “Yeah, everyone tells me that. I think a lot of guys would enjoy that. But I’m not really like that.” I point out that he does not know if he would enjoy this or not, since he has never been famous and single. “Believe me,” he says. “I rack my brain thinking, ‘Why am I not out there playing the field?’ One of my buddies was like, ‘You have no idea what’s going on right now. You’re peaking on Ecstasy and you’re watching TV.’ But it’s not in my heart.”

How adorable does he sound?  The interviewer refers to him as “the nicest guy in town,” and that’s pretty much what he sounds like. I think I’m going to have to ask my nieces for a J-14 poster or something.